ah shit i forgot to do this today! What day is it, 15? yea 15 ok here we go!!
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Sky: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Wild: Oh my god, really?!
Sky: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
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Wild: What is your favourite mythical story?
Sky: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Wild: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.
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Warrior: What am I supposed to do?
Wild: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.
Warrior: I’m an atheist. (Alternatively, this is Sky, and he just says "no.")
Wild: Then just get ready to die I guess.
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Hylia: I type how I think.
Sky: Odd that you type at all then.
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Onith: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Sky and Sun: We're chopsticks!
Onith: Well... that's cute!
Onith: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Wind: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Flora: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?
Twilight: What did you just say-
Flora: Foetons! *Laughs*
Twilight: Wh-what?
Wild: *cackling*
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Kidnapper: I have your brother.
Wild: What? I don't have a brother...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Wild: Oh my god, you have Sky.
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Wild: When surrendering, Sky is to hand the sword over HILT first.
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With summer coming to an end and the first leaves starting to fall, there came Poppy and Ash's first aging-up.
The twins sure did look alike: Both had their mother's nose and the exact color of their father's eyes and hair.
Unfortunately the guests didn't enjoy the birthday party half as much as Flora and Carter, but it's not as if the twins would remember that. Right?
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It's already Spooky Day, so the family all got dressed up to go to the Haunted Ranch, a Spooky Day themed park! There's a haunted house, an art and craft area for kids, a bar for adults, an outdoor theater playing horror movies, and a pumpkin craving station where Yukata and Persephone crave their owns.
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plants of mount rainier, left to right: mountain bog gentian, sitka mountain ash, mountain indian paintbrush
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12 days of absolutely stupid incorrect quotes lol
also, you thought Flora and Wild was bad? I wrote one chapter of Flora and Sky and now they are just On The Mind permanently
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Flora: Sky, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?
Sky: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?
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Sky: Bye Flora! Bye Warrior! Bye Onith! Bye Time! Bye Flora!
Four: You said ‘bye Flora’ twice.
Sky: I like Flora.
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Sky, to Flora: If you see Wild, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Sky: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Flora: oh, and Sky said to give you a message.
Flora: *makes a neutral face*
Wild: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
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ch11 Flora, about Sky: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Wild: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
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Flora: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
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Wild: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Flora: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
(friendly reminder that pre-calamity flora was all for shoving things into people's mouths, be that food or frogs)
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Flora, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Wind, watching Wild and Flora fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Sky, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Wind: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Wild: Sky.
Flora: Sky.
Sky: Me.
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