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lazy-cat-corner 2 years
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If I see axl, skaar and love together imma lose it.
Mini young revengers!!!
They would be a mess.
Just like their parents. 馃ゲ
Revengers: That鈥檚 my boy!
Baby Revengers: [falls off bifrost]
Revengers: NO! MY BOY! D:
Baby Revengers: Father, help!
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lazy-cat-corner 3 years
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Loki: It鈥檚 nice being an adult. I can enjoy the things I liked as a kid but with a mature perspective.
Thor: [passes out on the table]
Loki: Hmm, fascinating. The wine represents his life but his sudden collapse represents the untimely encounters we face with our own mortality.
Valkyrie: It represents you poisoned his food again.
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lazy-cat-corner 3 years
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Bruce giving a pep talk: Come on! We鈥檙e not the Revengers because of what鈥檚 in here [points to muscle] we鈥檙e the Revengers because of what鈥檚 in here [points to chest].
Thor: Our breasts.
Bruce: No-
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lazy-cat-corner 3 years
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Thor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Valkyrie: Whaddup?
Bruce: Who dis be?
Loki: No, he鈥檚 dead, this is his son.
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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Thor: Alright, everybody. Before we start this meeting, I must warn you Loki might have done something to this room. I sensed his mischief when I woke up which means his pranks could be anywhere at anytime.
Loki: [blank stare]
Thor: [leans to Loki and whispers] Always one step ahead of you, brother! Now, let鈥檚 start with-
Heimdall: [barks out a laugh]
Everyone: [biting their lips]
Thor: What? [searches room] Loki, what did you do?!?
Loki: [laughing too hard to talk]
Valkyrie: Thor, when was the last time you looked in a mirror?
Thor: Last night, why?
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lazy-cat-corner 3 years
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Some more Holiday icons featuring the revengers! This time I added some Hanukkah and a winter themed one! Enjoy. 鈽猴笍
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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Bruce: You know what a therapist calls this kind of a relationship, right?
Loki: A gold mine?
Bruce: Codependent. None of us can do anything without the rest of the group鈥檚 permission.
Thor: That鈥檚 not true...Is that true?
Valkyrie: [shakes her head]
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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Valkyrie: How are we going to kill Hela?
Loki: Blow up Asgard.
Thor: Let鈥檚 make everyone including Hela invisible!
Korg: YEAH!
Bruce: Wait, that鈥檚 actually a really good idea, Loki.
Loki: What did I say?
Loki off camera: I talk a lot so I鈥檝e learned to just tune myself out.
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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A compilation of Thor:Ragnarok memes I made this week.
Edit: I made a change to the Parks and Rec one because the names got mixed up.馃槄
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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Loki with the Tesseract: I鈥檓 going to the multiverse, do you want anything?
Thor: Heimdall.
Valkyrie: My sisters.
Jane: MY YEARS OF RESEARCH AND THE COMPUTERS THAT CAME WITH IT!
Darcy: Mew mew!
Bruce: The time I lost on earth.
Korg: My mum and her boyfriend, whom I hate.
Erik Selvig: My Sanity.
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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Valkyrie: [at a job interview]
Loki: [breaks down door]
Thor: DON鈥橳 HIRE THIS WOMAN!
Tony: What the hell is going on?
Thor: Valkyrie, don鈥檛 do this. Whatever he鈥檚 offering you Asgard-Well, Asgard鈥檚 broke, so we can鈥檛 double it. We can鈥檛 even match it-
Loki: Whatever he鈥檚 offering you, Asgard will give you less, but we will also give you an apology.
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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Thor: Now, Valkyrie. Ordinarily I鈥檇 do anything you say-
Valkyrie: Do it.
Thor: Let鈥檚 do it!
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lazy-cat-corner 4 years
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Loki: [mutters] I need to be alone.
Valkyrie: Umm...you can do that by leaving my room?
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lazy-cat-corner 5 years
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Loki, when The Revengers find him strutting in Avengers HQ unharmed and ready to help defeat Thanos:
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lazy-cat-corner 5 years
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L岽忈磱瑟: 馃吀 氓m 谋蕿o衰 莹F 饾攧饾敯饾敜饾敒饾敮饾敗!
Thor: [sweats]Loki, please stop doing that. It鈥檚 weird how I can hear your inconsistent font.
饾攺饾敩饾敤饾敠: 饾挷饾捊饾挾饾搲 ob 矢岬掅禈 針会樋釛┽槈, 胁褟蟽褌薪褦褟? T詪喂蕚 茂搂 h潭o潭w潭 馃憗 釕嶰釚囜棸釛┽挭釖猋 饾搲伪饾摰姆!
Thor: [screaming at his brother to stop before he tears another hole in the universe]
Bruce: [mumbles] It just...defies the laws of physics...How?
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lazy-cat-corner 5 years
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We might all be looking at this the wrong way. Noobmaster69 is Valkyrie.
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She has to let out her rage somehow now that she can鈥檛 get blackout drunk anymore.
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