#files.

[tedhugheshater]

SOME PEOPLE I DO NOT LIKE

(you can interact, I am not a kid, but I might find you insufferable)

★ Anti feminists; libfems; non feminists; male incels; sigma males; MRAs; pro porn; pro sex dolls; pro surrogacy; against women only spaces or against female separatism; denies the reality of sex; homophobes; pro plastic surgery; pro FGM; people who believe that culture > women's liberation; anti choice; anti birth control.

★ You think het-partnered women, wether straight or bi, cannot contribute to feminism at all.

★ Pro Johnny Depp, Trump, etc. ★ Right wingers; capitalists; conservatives; nazis; pro hostile architecture; liberals. ★ Pro union of the state and the church. ★ Trad-christians; trad-wives (but if you are a woman in any of those categories and want to openly and calmly discuss a subject, let me know straight up). ★ Antisemites; anti paganism; zionists; anti astrology; anti tarot; mormons; missionaries. ★ Defensive colonizers; imperialists; Europe and United States centrists; any type of racist. ★ Pro hunting as a *recreational* activity ★ People who make fun of veggies or vegans or are against such practices. ★ If you accuse real people of queerbaiting with their own identity. ★ Against reclaiming queer / faggot / dyke / etc (differs from not personally identifying with them). ★ “Loveless” aros; “polysexuals”; “omnisexuals”; “demiromantics” & “demisexuals” who call themselves queer or oppressed. I don’t like “pansexual” either but I don’t mind. ★ Age players; rape or non-con players; rape romanticists; race players; anti sex-ed; MTFTM kinksters; you enjoy or defend any sexual practice degrading to women, either as the degrader or the degradee (e.g. "free use" / choking / face-fucking / using misogynistic names); horny furries; fat fetishists. ★ Sends rape, violence or death threats. ★ Courtney Love haters.

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[infiltracion]

OLYMPIAN AESTHETICS.

rules : bold what applies. repost, don’t reblog.

meme under cut cuz it's long!

APHRODITE. laughter-loving,   sweet smiles,    dressed in silk and satin,    flower in their hair,    sees the world as a runway,    unapologetically sexual,    the sea washing their ankles,    in love with love,    stirrer of passion,   cunning concealed by painted lips,    secret daggers,    doves,    revolution in their kiss,    delighting in the waves, flirtatious winks,  strolling along the beach,    staring wistfully from a balcony,    this is how to be a heartbreaker,    wants to be adored,    gets turned on by danger.

APOLLO.      glitz and glamour,    art galleries, turning the volume up,    being made of gold,    neatly-organized music sheets,    notebooks filled with poetry,    bathing in the sunlight,    the powerful urge to create,    collecting vinyl records,   beautiful cover of wonderwall,    playing multiple instruments,    tasting like sunshine,    healing touch,    speaking in prophecies,    smile mingled with wrath,    shunning lies,    sporting shades,    hanging out at music festivals with their friends,    sleeps naked,    arrow to the heart,    paint brushes,    probably has a tinder account.

ARES.      armed for battle,    wants to raise a dog with their significant other, soft spot for children, gives piggyback rides, scarred body,    blood on their hands and face,    willing to fight the world for the ones they love,    fights against injustice,    warm hugs,    well-worn combat boots,    boxing gloves,    bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles,    fist raised in protest,    ignites revolutions,    fear is a prison,    more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think,    exhausted,    damaged goods,    force to be reckoned with,    red roses, curses under their breath.

ARTEMIS.      keen sense of a hunter,    freckles like constellations on their skin,    piercing eyes,    disheveled braid,    moonlight peeking through the shadows,    the calm of the forest at night,    lying on the grass and staring at the stars, mother doe and her fawn,    protecting their kin,    the moon shimmering on a still lake,    quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree,    running with wolves,    bonding while circled around a campfire,    not being much of a people person,    arrow hitting a target,    popping egos,    patience on 3%,    touches heaven and returns howling.

ATHENA.       discerning gaze,    unreadable face,    quiet museums,    owl perched on their finger,    armor that intimidates,    eye for architecture,    plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses,    studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid,    big fan of logic,   loves brain teasers,    ancient buildings,    sweaters in neutrals and cool colors,    hair done up,    can kill you with their brain,    heads to the library often to research,    sharpened pencils,    abs that can cut steel,    stoic statues,    pottery classes.

DEMETER.      soil-covered hands,    smile that can bloom flowers,    skin loved by the sun,    being the mom-friend,    can lift you and your friends,    flowers kept in the pockets of overalls,    takes pride in their beautiful garden,    speaks to their plants,    leaves rustling in the wind,    stalks of wheat,    picking fruit,    greenhouses,    heart as strong as a mountain,    values simplicity,    daisies dotted across a collarbone,    curls crowned with flowers,    folded pile of sweaters in warm hues, pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

DIONYSUS.      drunk shitposter,    on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second,    seductive smirks, untamed curls,    rich fabrics on dark skin,    sleek-furred panthers,    theatre masks,    stage productions,    receiving a standing ovation,    rose caught between their teeth,    being the baby of the bunch,    wild parties that last from sundown to sunup,    creeping vines,    inspiring loyalty,    grand opera houses,    masquerade balls,    rolls of film,    shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled floor,    pouring champagne into flutes,    lives for the applause.

HEPHAESTUS.       the calloused hands of someone who knows labor,    sweaty brow,   flame burning in their eyes,   inventive mind,    broad shoulders,    steampunk goggles,    nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes,    ashes,    striking a match,    blueprints for future projects,    fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades,    wrestles with bitterness,    work boots have seen better years,    wrinkled plaid shirts,    iron melted in blazing fire,    huge jackets,    crafting masterpieces,    greased-stained overalls,    fascination with robotics,    pain is fuel,    stack of weaponry,    even their muscles have muscles.

HERA.       resting bitch face,    dressed to the nines,    cows grazing on a pasture,    cool rain,    loving and hating fiercely,    hand clutching a string of pearls,    large chandelier with glittering crystals,    plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims,    romance to realism,    pictures of the sky while flying on a plane,    files that under fuck it,    downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix,    like their selfie or you’re grounded,    knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man, dark eyes that penetrate your soul,    marble and gold.

HERMES.       devil-may-care smile,    always up-to-date on the latest technology,    will steal your french fries,    does it for the vine,    shitposter,    puts googly eyes on everything,    meme hoarder,    long drives on the highway,    ma and pop diners,    spontaneous road trips,    folded maps, fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop,    shooting hoops on the basketball court,    chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations,    goes jogging in the morning,    mixes redbull with coffee,    menace on april fool’s,    hoodies and sneakers.

POSEIDON.       storm with skin,    colorful coral reefs,    waves crashing against the shore,    stroking the soft fur of a cat ,    their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop,    tousled locks,    clothes smeared with paint,    owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more,    leather jackets,    fondness for diy projects,    handwriting that flows across the page,    nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin,    velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams,   mood as ever-changing as the sea,    the roar of a motorcycle,    compass with a spinning arrow.

ZEUS.       thunder in their heart,    running on coffee,    flash of lightning,    natural charisma,    eloquence,    badass in a nice suit,    aficionado of history,   force of nature,    lenny face,    nightmare-filled nights,  proud arm around their lover’s waist,  high-rise buildings,    planes soaring through a cloudless sky,    technician on the piano,    maintains order,    strong handshake, juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease,   expensive watch.

#FILES. #im surprised that the ones she got the most on were hermes and aphrodite??? im pretty sure #good for her

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

#who cares if its platonic love who fucking CARES if its because they wanna kiss like the devotion and the tenderness is there no matter what #mainly brought to you by: jack and anne from black sails but also probably sydcarmy and msr #sydcarmy #msr #rackhanne #the bear #black sails #txf #the x files #mulder x scully #sydney x carmy #jack rackham x anne bonny #oh wait perhaps also theonsa if you squint #maybe not

[funshape]

this is the closest you can get to experiencing a jumpscare on social media

#this just happened to me w the walten files if you were curious

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

#which in some cases I suppose if you did not file them down it would cease to be conflict free fluff #no matter WHAT au it was. but nevertheless

[herpsandbirds]

Elephant Trunk Snake aka Javan File Snake (Acrochordus javanicus), family Acrochordidae, Malaysia

photograph by Bryce Trevett

#elephant trunk snake #file snake #acrochordus #acrochordidae #snake #reptile #herpetology #animals #nature #asia

[teathattast]

#fox mulder #mulder #x files

[bergoozter]

#shane be so fr lmao #he doin his little dancydance🥰 #ryan ur doing great sweetie #watcher #ghost files #ryan bergara #shane madej

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

#i can clearly see him staring at one of the kids and deciding to just play roulette #bruce internally while not wearing glasses: dick?cassie?jay?tim?damian?dick?cassie?jay?tim?damian?dick?cassie?jay? #bruce finally making a choice: tim can you grab that file #jason: i’m disowning myself again #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #batman #nightwing #orphan #black bat #red hood #red robin #robin #bruce wayne #dick grayson #cassandra cain #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

#really happy with how michael turned out :] i might stick to this design #rapunzel ah glowy hair <3 #i do need to workshop gerry though orz #have been working on this during breaks from my other projects and god it took way too long to finish #fun fact the final file for this is over 2gb 👍 forgot i was recording the timelapse #i could post it if anyone would be interested #the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #michael shelley #tma michael #tma distortion #gerard keay #gerry keay #tma gerry #gerrymichael #doorkeay #technically? i’m not one to draw ship art usually but this one’s close enough i think #tma fanart #fanart #my art #digital art #illustration #magpod

[artblogbyhailey]

#give him his bridge back #Shane’s bridge privileges have been revoked till further notice #watcher #shane and ryan #shane madej #ryan bergara #buzzfeed unsolved #steven lim #puppet history #ghost files #mystery files

[star6olt]

the bros ever

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #art #knuckles the echidna #tails the fox #my art #this has been in my files for a year now

[kozzax]

It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.

#me vibing #hermitcraft #grian #not that people outside marine bio don't know snails are molluscs #it's just. not the world's most common knowledge i feel like #so it unlocked the 'hermit real world achievements' memory file in my brain

[nardacci-does-art]

I meant to draw this back when I did this other doll comic as another side, to show a doll that had been cared for instead of abused, but somehow I wasn't able to finish it till like 10 minutes ago, anyway I did it *confetti*

#nardacci art #doll restoration #comic #I had the thumbnail sketches for the panel layouts in my files for like years #I've had the notes on my desktop since uuuhhh #wow 2020 I guess????? that's when I posted the cursed doll comic OTL #I have 1 more to do so maybe I'll get that one done by 20 freaking 28

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[l0vedove]

Watcher google drive

i think the title is pretty self explanitory

Only ghost files on it atm but Mystery Files and Puppet History are next. Watcher has back pedalled on deleteing all their free content to lock it behind a pay wall but y'know what? maybe I just dont want to give them ad revenue anymore, which is evil but screw them. Also they may still back pedal on their back pedalling, which is to many pedals anyways.

#watcher #mystery files #watcher entertainment #shane madej #ryan bergara #ghost files #ghoul boys #puppet history