elon musk will be like “this new car i made is made of the same steel enforced on the car jfk died in and it is equipped with heat seeking missiles designated to track down and blow up any child that gets in its way and it weighs more than a continent and if you fart in it, it’s child missile seeking systems WILL FAIL and it WILL blow you up so if you have to fart your only option is to get out of the car and pray because i will not be changing anything after it’s put on the market because i am a perfect human being and to be blown up in a car my underpaid workers bled out on the assembly line making is an honor” and white dudes who are so sunburnt that theyre coral pink now who wear ultra reflective sunglasses and take selfies from a chin up perspective, likely a tuna fish in a past life, will be like “doge papa, say no more. you are a genius and i just bought one for 10037378392 dolars . thank you so much for ensuring your cars are well made The American Way. I hate immigrants so much “
she was so everything to me as a kid i have to admit like i wasn’t even one of the people who was like oh i hope she could get redeemed and that’s why i like her I liked her purely because she was an unapologetic asshole to everyone just unmatched levels of haterism unforeseen to this very day i remember when her and that red thing collabed it was like winning the lottery for me they were just evil and rancid i hope wherever she is she’s never stopped hating i hope she’s never changed OR gotten any better GOD BLESS OUR HATER GIRLS🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
i hope when gen alpha gets older we see a sudden swift surge in skibidi toilet gay headcanons. and they have their own skibidi toilet sonas that have paws and furrifyed features. and there’s discourse on whcih skibidi are morally correct to ship together. and the big art style revival of the given decade this is happening is liek sfm animations and i say i want this in a completely neutral way. not for it or against it. i just think it would be interesting to examine from afar as an outsider and smoek my biiiig pipe and laugh and shake my head not in condemnation but in bemusement ……. think about it…
my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
YES I WAS. ONE OTHER MUTAUL OF MINE ON HIS ART BLOG ALSO GOT A DM FROM THE DOOGAL PERSON BUT INSTEAD OF ASKING ABOUT CRYSTALS THE DOOGAL PERSON ROLEPLAYED THAT DOOGAL BUMPED INTO A TABLE WITH A VASE ADN IT SHATTERED ON DOOGAL . WHEN MYMUTUAL TOLD THE DOOGAL PERSON TO GO AWAY THEY THEN ROLEPLAYED THAT DOOGAL RAN INTO THE GLASS ON PURPOSE SADLY
having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have
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