You know, we talk a lot about the Housewardens, but I want to know what are the vice housewardens' favourite ice cream flavour? 👀
Ooooh this is gonna be lots of fun to answer! Thank you for asking, I agree we should discuss the vice housewardens more too!!!
Trey - Honestly, I think Trey would like vanilla the best. It pairs so well with almost any baked dessert, and it isn't an overwhelming flavour. I think he would enjoy the sweet simplicity of it. I also think he would love having it with fresh-baked pies.
Ruggie - Ruggie comes from a family that probably didn't spend a lot on ice cream, and it's hinted at that there's young ones he helps look after (siblings? cousins? neighbourhood kiddos? I don't really know but any of those is just as likely) so I imagine that when ice cream was bought, it was bought in a large quantity that was probably on sale, in a flavour that was probably "safe" as in, popular among the majority. For this reason, I think Ruggie would be in love with stuff that is more unique than plain old vanilla or strawberry or chocolate because 1. he didn't get those as a kid, and 2. it means he gets to have it to himself and enjoy it all. I think his number one favourite flavour would be pumpkin ice cream, because it's a different flavour...not too outlandish but definitely not one that is common among ice cream parlours.
Jade - Jade...Oh, Jade. Why must you torment me even in my own headcannons. Alright, so Jade has a favourite ice cream (technically a gelato). It's called "Byakuya". BUT, he's only allowed it on Very Special Occasions. Why? Because it is $6696.00 per serving. PER. SERVING. JADE. Why is it so gosh-darn expensive? Because it is made with Very Expensive white truffles. And look me in the eye and tell me that Jade wouldn't try an ice cream that comes packaged with truffle oil? (I'm sorry I just...I don't know what truffles taste like but research says they're savory, and my personal taste does not like to mix a lot of sweet and savory). And a hand-made metal spoon???? Part of me wonders if he lists this one as his favourite just so he can watch Azul break the bank on the twins' birthday. But honestly, I read about this ice cream here, and couldn't help but think about how it was Such a Jade Thing.
Jamil - I think Jamil would like Vanilla ice cream with some Cinnamon sprinkled on top. It's simple, but a yummy combo, and I think at the end of the day he wants an easy dessert he can enjoy. Plus, he pretty much never runs out of it; those are two ingredients you can find anywhere.
Rook - Rook likes a soft serve vanilla and chocolate ice cream in a cone. It's swirled beautifully and the two different colours really bring out that shape. He enjoys both chocolate and vanilla for taste, so in his mind this is the perfect mix of both. Also, it means he gets romantic ice cream cone dates with Vil. :D (in my opinion, ice cream is completely fine in either a bowl or a cone, but it is 100% More Romantic in a cone).
Ortho - Bubblegum for Ortho. It's a fun colour (usually blue or pink) and it has chunks of candy in it! What's not to love? I think Ortho is a "try everything" kind of person, but I think he would just really love the appeal of the bubblegum flavour ice cream. I also feel like it reflects his fun attitude and child-like wonder very well.
Lilia - Again. Why must I be tormented. But you cannot expect me to think Lilia would go for something normal...No no, he likes to experiment. He is out there trying anything and everything that he can, for the experience. Just a dude living his life to the fullest, and I love that for him. I think Lilia would list Pizza Flavoured Ice Cream as his favourite. Based on the pizza ice cream listed here, made with tomato, basil, oregano, salt and garlic, it would be very savory. Maybe a bit like a cold slice of leftover pizza? I'm not sure...but regardless, he is thriving off of it.
There you go! Those are my headcanons! What are yours, friend??👀 Also, no judgement towards anyone who likes the savory ice creams, it is just my personal preference that I do not.
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I love how The trail to Oregon! is one of the goofiest shows ever and yet, in the middle of it you get When the world's at stake which is a genuinely heartfelt, passionate and heartbreaking (not to mention amazing) song about a mother and all her hardships and traumas and then it goes back to being completely unserious. This is a perfect representation of what it's like to talk to your mom
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I’ve cracked why Dan comes off as so much more unhinged than Herbert does. Like let’s be clear it’s very apparent that there is damn near nothing stable or well adjusted about Herbert, but he’s upfront and open about what a little freak he is, that compounded with what appears to be happiness in Bride makes him feel far more domesticated. Dan’s still trying(and failing) to be a good, pure, All-American boy. That is what makes him so off putting. Like Herbert’s the kid that walks around school who would hiss at you but Dan is the kid who will blow up an any moment. Like when you look at Dan there is nothing but poorly masked insanity in his eyes. He LOOKS like the kind of guy who sees together dead body parts in his basement and would (likely) kill somebody with his bare hands if you call him out. Fucking insane
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Blue: If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?
Error: Chocolate.
Ink: Chocolate?! You basic bitch!
Ink: If I was an ice cream flavour, I’d be pistachio!
Error: Because nobody likes you?
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Prompt: Ice (a small sneak peak into my current WIP)
@wolfstarmicrofic - 100 words
“How do I say 'hello?'” Remus is still insecure, though he likes this man in his military uniform with the slight accent of another language. Very much.
“Privyet.”
“And...” He coughs sheepishly. “How are you?”
“Kak dyela.” This man, Sirius Black, freshly returned from Durmstrang, is a mystery, and Remus likes riddles.
“And...” It's hard to find more words to keep the conversation going easily without making it complicated. “Ice?”
“Morozhenoye.” It's a long, warm, flowing word, and the way Sirius says it with his deep, exotic sounding voice and smiles, it's pure seduction.
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