#fat andy

[mylevisdontfitanymore]

I just came back from watching Wonka with my mum and IMMEDIATELY ran to Tumblr to tell somebody, so sorry if these are spoilers, but there's a song in the movie called "Sweet Tooth" and they sing about bribing somebody with chocolate by compelling their sweet tooth, and there's a line that says "don't look at your waistline, it's fine, come on, who needs to see their toes?" and "if your wife's complaining, body shaming, it's amazing what a tailor can conceal" and I full lost my mind, and I've been thinking about Steve and Bucky, or Andy and Ransom, or Nat and Bucky and Steve, or any other combination of people accidentally fattening their significant other with chocolates and them developing a sweet tooth and they steadily crave all sweet things but chocolate at the top of that list.........

I still haven't seen Wonka, and don't I have plans to 😅😂, but... that is really fucking compelling 🥵 that just might be the thing that gets me to see it, lol.

I can't blame you for thinking about that, I mean, the song is literally begging for it 👀 And I know we talk a lot about Andy and Ransom here, but for me, with the specifics of "your wife," I'm thinking about Andy and Laurie...

(Here's the scene on YouTube 🫣)

Like - in a world where they don’t have a child and the events of Defending Jacob don’t happen, rather Andy is just another assistant district attorney - it makes sense that this would happen with Laurie and Andy.

Andy has an extremely high stress job and so he’s not thinking about his looks. Besides, he’s married, he has the woman of his dreams, he loves her to death, and he’s not thinking about impressing anyone. Really, he’s thinking mostly about how to relax when he finally gets home. Plus, he’s thinking about what he can do for Laurie that isn’t paying for shit with his job and being the typical “breadwinner.” He loves her. He would do anything for her and she deserves to know that with his every action. And… he’s thinking about the way she smiles so bright when he compliments what she’s made them for dinner. He’s thinking about how warm and content he feels, sinking into the sofa next to her, after he’s had juuuust enough of that delicious dinner to feel a little beyond sated. He’s thinking about the way she winks at him when they’re cuddling on the couch and she breaks a piece of chocolate off of the bar she’s munching on and he opens his mouth so she can feed it to him.

He’s not thinking that it doesn’t matter if he’s craving more of the sweet things that usually are more of Laurie’s pallet than his own (so what, he’s stressed, he’s allowed to have some sugar to make himself feel better) because he doesn’t even know.

Laurie is so beautiful and smart and distracting. She smoothly weaves in more compliments for him, she sneakily slides a few more items into his lunch box before he heads to work, a bag of gummies here, a bag of chips there, she slowly but steadily increases his portion sizes at dinner, and she keeps feeding him more junk food on the couch after dinner, bite-sized pieces that feel more like foreplay than eating.

Andy doesn’t know he’s got a starter belly going...

Andy doesn’t realize that it spirals to the point that when he buys Laurie a big, big box of expensive, rich chocolates for Valentine’s Day and they all end in his belly rather than Laurie’s. It’s hidden under her blinding grin and heady caresses. The way she touches him doesn’t change. So, how is Andy supposed to know he suddenly has a beer gut? Also, she keeps switching out his clothes - roomier slacks, longer belts, looser undershirts, and bigger dress shirts - as they steadily tighten around his growing frame. Further burying the evidence.

It started by wanting to show Laurie how much he loves and appreciates her, and it’s still for that, half of the things he ends up eating, he wouldn’t eat if it weren’t for Laurie feeding them to him or encouraging to have seconds thirds “if he wants to,” but it’s so much more than that now, too. Andy’s appetite just increases and increases. He’s hungry all the damn time. He’s stressed all the damn time at work, too! He’s stressed unless he’s across the dining room table or on the couch next to Laurie with something in his mouth.

That’s when he’s calm.

When he’s with her and he’s chewing, and she’s looking at him with fire in her eyes. That’s what he needs. He needs her touch, her eyes on him, and anything she wants to feed him. He needs. He’s so hungry for her. And it’s making him pile on the pounds. Completely unaware of it. So what if he can’t see his toes? Who can actually see their toes? So what if he hasn’t seen his dick in months? His wife can, she can more than see it. So what if he’s looking a little more filled out? He’s getting older. It’s not like his clothes are tight or his wife is complaining. He can’t be getting fat! It’s not possible.

🥴🥴🥴

#ask #mylevisdontfitanymore #belly kink #text #stuffing #weight gain #andy barber #laurie barber #andy x laurie #chubby andy #fat andy

[deathc-re]

your older!bf who has really opened your eyes to the world of mature men. who truly listens when have a complaint and works to fix it. who shows you that he adores you, even in his own strange way. who goes out of his way to spoil you and pamper you; who always makes sure you have the best of the best.

older!bf who literally is the best sexual experience you've had in your whole life. who does things you didn't even think were possible. who makes you feel levels of pleasure you'd only read about until this point. who pays such close attention to ever twitch and flinch and gasp and abuses ever spot that brings you pleasure. who reaches places so deep inside that you're surprised feels good instead of painful. who goes above and beyond with aftercare, making you feel so safe and secure. who makes sure you're well feed and clean, your favorite show or song playing as he cuddles you close.

older!bf who wastes no time to show you off and shower you in praise. who compliments every aspect of you, some you didn't even notice about yourself. who respects and knows you as a person. who is secure enough in himself and the relationship to know that even tho you're together, you're your own separate people and is fine with it.

older!bf who is protective of you and takes the extra measures to make sure you're safe in every situation he can, no matter what.

older!bf who loves you :(

LAW, corazon, sir crocodile, bakugo, aizawa, FAT GUM, sung-jin woo, andy, GETO, and my man <3

#[moon's mind] #x reader #reader insert #older boyfriend #boyfriend imagines #sorry yall had to do a quick bf appreciation lmao #jjk geto #jjk x reader #gn reader #mha x reader #bakugo x reader #mha fatgum #fat gum x reader #x reader smut #law x reader #one piece x reader #sir crocodile x reader #solo leveling #sung jin woo x reader #mha bakugou #corazon x reader #aizawa x reader #shouta aizawa #undead unluck andy #older boyfriend imagines #older!bf #gender neutral fanfic

[needanevenbettername]

Ashley, walking over to Andrew after falling over: Andy! Andy!

Andrew: What?

Ashley, pointing at the top of her head: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Andrew: You're a grown woman!

Ashley, still pointing: Andy! Kiss!

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. For fuck's sake.

Andrew kisses the top of her head. And Ashley walks away happily.

#the coffin of andy and leyley incorrect quotes #tcoaal incorrect quotes #the coffin of andy and leyley #tcoaal #ashley graves #andrew graves #andrew x ashley #ashley x andrew #coffincest #gravecest #sibcest #source: big fat quiz of the 90s

[fandyjam]

finally got around to drawing my jamsona!!!! this is fandy jam!! inspired by how obsessed i am right now with the jamiverse (amd andy specifically njbjhhftc)

he is silly and very anxious and has no idea how to communicate with others so he tries to learn as much about them as he can to cope. also because knowing things is fun. <3

#fandy #my art #idk if jams have. body fat but either way this jam ^^^ has a double chin. #im not very good at art quite yet so please excuse. everything lol. #should i. tag. andyjamofficial. bc like on one hand fandy being drawn in the official artstyle would make me so excited id cough up blood #but also like. the mortifying ordeal of being known. and i already was offputting to them on accidnet JDNEJJWHDYVSYBUWD. #hg idk. i should make some jam biology headcanon drawings too bc i have. thoughts. #andy jam #jamsona

[bl0odsharkk]

a tom doodle sheet i did at school like throught the week and just now painted it

#i have two sides #twink tom #or fat tom #andi don't know which one to follow #so take my interpretation of him as you will #eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #ew fanart #ew art #eddsworld tom #ew tom #eddsworld tord #ew tord #eddsworld matt #ew matt #eddsworld polyworld #polyworld (implied) #ew tomtord #ew mattom #suibait tw #does a pun deserve a tw #i'm asking seriously BDHSBD #if you need it tell me dw #red sea art

[skyf0ckz]

Kk background character....I love you kk background character

#I'm putting him in a thing im writing #he's a silly fucker #also he might die #DONT. ASK. #his name is Andy caddel #and he has a big fat GAY crush on Johnny fuckin Lawrence #karate kid #johnny lawrence #art #Andy Caddel #basically an oc at this point

[robindrake93]

Some of my favorite screenshots from the game. 💗💚

#the coffin of andy and leyley #tcoaal #coffincest #gravecest #their files are named 'fat tits' and 'touch her ass'

[goattrain]

C1830 Feeding Time

Commission for AndyDershon of Andy getting fed NICE and big by Stephanie <3

#commission #anthro #skunk #macro #fat #others' ocs #andy #my ocs #stephanie

[lockandkeyhyena]

andy body type study! really happy with how this came out

#yeen art #andy star #serial rocker #artistic nudity #i think my anatomy has been getting rlly good personally! #idk where the ‘fat people are hard to draw’ bs came from #imo they’re easier than skinny or super muscular people

[tappy-tutu]

don't think I've posted this yet

One of the only times I ever made a comic

#fat belly #fat bhm #my-art #big moobs #Just hangin out #Reese #Carter #Hershey #Andi #Big fuckin pecs #Stronk boy

[bipanicoverthegravessiblings]

Do you think Gabriel would still love Ashley if she got fat?

Oh 100%

Even though Gabriel knows little about the siblings being starved in their apartment, he could still see just how skinny they were. Ashley gaining weight would just be an indication to him of her being safe and well fed

He’d still think she was beautiful regardless of her size

#an excuse for me to ramble about how much I love the fat Ashley headcanon #djdowjdiwh #I need to draw it one of these days #it just makes me happy #the coffin of andy and leyley #ashley graves #tcoaal oc #tcoaal #gabriel emmanuel #oc x canon

[chubbydrawer]

Now on patreon! Andy was dared by his coworkers to chug the mysterious beer hanging from the ceiling! Little did he know the giant prank that would ensue once he did! #maleweightgain #fat #chubby #thick #gainer #gainerart #chubart #fatart #fatpratt #bigboy #bigbelly #growingboy #growingbelly #tightclothes #rippedclothes #fatter #poppingseams #chunky #chubby

#maleweightgain #fat #chubby #bigboy #gainerart #exjock #curvy #big boy #thick #tightclothes #fat pratt #andy dwyer #fat art #getting fatter #fatter #fatboy #fattening

[ashleys-coffin]

Me and Andy didn’t get prion disease

We’re just that cool

#ashley posting #tcoaal #the coffin of andy and leyley #andrew graves #ashley graves #this is a joke #but I genuinely don’t think we got prion disease #idk never got it checked so I could be a big fat liar

[trahald-the-burrower]

How LOTR should have ended

#gollum #lord of the rings #smeagol #smeagolsfriend #sméagol #the lord of the rings #andy serkis #peter jackson #Frodo baggins #Stupid fat hobbit

[seabeck]

Gwendolyn does not have the body fat to be broody, it's basically a constant struggle to keep weight on her because of her failure to thrive-ness. So I really am not happy she's trying to feed Willow's chicks instead of eating food herself

#andy bought her some fat snacks which hopefully help

[jgroffdaily]

Jonathan at a ‘Fat Ham’ party after the performance yesterday. Video by @rebeccajmichelson with photos by @im_sophancy_ and @philliptheboycan.

#jonathan groff #fat ham #andy mientus #Krysta Rodriguez #theo stockman