#false-bottomed

[saejvasnxm]

Indian married barkha fuck and fuck Her husbnd Friend Hot teen with pierced nipples gets her hairy cunt banged hard She finds massive pleasure in choking on a huge weenie voyer Public agent a sportovkyne Pissing fetish studs fuck until a very warm finish Young sexy schoolgirl with sexshow and squirt Big booty Riding Dick backwards PUREMATURE Small breasted Allie Knox mature pussy creampied BANGBROS - Big Tits MILF Kendra Heart Helps Johnny Love Experience Anal For The First Time Some ambitious babes are into breast bondage and sadomasochism

#kyoshi #Golter #nucleator #remorseful #Alius #Slemmer #carrotiest #false-bottomed #ketoses #Coue #Sabbaticalness #assertum #friskily #oversating #tideward #salmonellas #toronto #FZS #quasi-frank #goupen

[pollsforpondering]

#destiel #dean winchester #castiel #dean supernatural #castiel supernatural #supernatural #supernatural polls #spn #fandom polls #true or false polls #tumblr polls #polls #top or bottom polls

[yb-cringe]

i would Love for the queen of heads hearts and body parts mythos to start drifting into empires by way of just. unintentional reactions. by which i mean empires false is CONFIDENT she has no skill in pvp she cant fight a mouse and then someone playfully suggests a spar- leading to her wiping the floor to Everyones, including her, surprise.

shes got No clue how she does it or where she learned it but false can somehow know instinctually what to do and suddenly the paranoid isekai’d steampunk traveller can win any and all battles thrown at her without breaking a sweat

#empires smp #some hcs for yall in this very early morning #pvp skill wise it goes false katherine sausage for top 3 #and Very bottom of that list is oli and gem- but gems only there bc she doesnt fight at All

[deityofhearts]

look at the neat little carabiner I got

#deity dialogue #lesbians do you appreciate my lil guy that I use for my abundance of bag charms? #every time I talk about carabiners to people they tell me to put it on the side that indicates I’m a bottom #which isn’t false but the first time I didn’t know it meant that and fully was gonna do it #I’m looking at you xena

[liquidstar]

Tumblr this could not possibly be any less "for me" what the hell

#misogyny #it's also a false equivalence bc the top one is about the right to have sex in general. the bottom is about refusing personal advances #fucking stupid. get this away from me

[p2ii]

forgot to post abt this panel but god it absolutely breaks my heart. I love when kaworu's 'ethereal easy-going' composure is broken through and we get scarce bits of the lonely boy unacclimate to being treated like a person underneath.

#his expression in the bottom left panel 😭 #can't believe there was such a goldmine of kaworu context right under our noses since 2007 and I didn't know #been re-reading the ep24 drafts like an animal instead :') #CA is sooo good #also just wanna clarify. I don't think his etheral poetry talk thing is a false persona persay. it's just how he as an extremely isolated #individual who is aware of how alien his existence is compared to his peers- has learned to communicate #but despite how attuned he is to the universe and others he is also a very hurt individual who doesn't see the purpose of hurting about it #in the first place. choosing rather to fixate on the hurt/general lives of the people around him #as a coping mechanism perhaps but moreso curiosity. a source of catharsis even? self recognition through other? #idk #either way I know he will be remembering that xp #psii.txt #campus apocalypse #kaworu nagisa #maybe kaworu is more like us Tumblr girlies than I realised. shinji is his blorbo who he is also in love w X)c

[russilton]

Okay this is probably a sensitive topic but I find your blog to be really fair and balanced despite the drivers' fans from both sides may not think so. Anyway my question is that why do you think George should dislike Max (even Alonso) or refrain from hanging out with them? They're not great people sure but he's their co-worker. Not everyone can spend their careers isolating himself like Lewis has done, his reasons for doing so are justified so I am not blaming him at all, but George doesn't HAVE to do it. He can and should enjoy a relatively peaceful co-existence with his colleagues. He, Max, Lando, Alex have things in common too, they're in stable relationships, they are close in age, it makes sense for them to be casually friendly. He and Max will not be besties but I don't think it hurts to have a cordial relationship with your colleagues especially when you aren't personally affected by whatever they've done. Lewis is great but his burden is uniquely his, George or anyone else can't be expected to share it. I think it's a bit absurd to expect George to dislike his colleagues on Lewis' behalf especially when he will spend longer with them than Lewis. Lewis and George aren't even close enough to demand that sort of loyalty. I am sure Lewis knows and understands this too. I usually agree with a lot of what you say but I believe we shouldn't police who George can or cannot be friends with.

Because, I tend to not be friends with people who are dicks to my friends, particularly if those people are racist.

“Lewis is great but his burden is uniquely his” not to be rude anon, but no the fuck it ain’t. The burden is on everyone else to be anti racist, not on him to stand up to dehumanising treatment. That’s the bare minimum.

That’s all I really need to say- further rant under the cut because I was writing at 5am and it’s basically a given.

It’s a bit of an unfair twist to say Lewis has “isolated himself” when the treatment he’s isolating himself from is heavily laden in micro aggressions and on track behaviour that could have killed him.

Also, not to be that George fan, but if you really need a point not about Lewis - the vitriol aimed at Lewis and subsequently Mercedes ABSOLUTELY effects George. He has been subject to mocking and harassment from Red Bull fans from the SECOND he he was rumoured to have signed for Merc. He has spoken more than once about how horrible it feels to be Boo’d at tracks, because he is in Mercedes.

None of those fans gave half a fuck about him when he was in Williams, but when he became Lewis’ teammate suddenly his every interview was being called PR trained because it didn’t shit on Lewis or was actively praising. Some of you might not have been around for “PR63” but I sure was, and Merc comments would be full of homophobic tweets from Red bull fans, when they weren’t calling him a cry baby. Max may not be directly responsible for his fans- but he’s frankly never stopped them, if anything he ENCOURAGES them.

Max himself has also called George names, made thinly veiled homophobic insults, had people imply max wanted to attack him. Max said that George was being dramatic and attention seeking for being heartbroken after Sakhir, publicly undermined his efforts as GPDA director to increase safety, to the point George himself called him out for it, said that George should get out of his way when George wouldn’t just let him overtake in Baku, and more. On and off the track Max has insulted and belittled George, the people George loves (Alex, Lewis, Mercedes), and made his job both more dangerous and more boring.

Being cold to Max isnt out of the blue either- George was the first person to speak up about AD21 (literally while the race was ongoing, look up the infamous unacceptable tweet) and was one of the first to condemn piquet sr’s (Max’s defacto father in law) comments at the beginning of last year, to the point man other drivers copied his statement. My point is George has been frequently and outspokenly against stuff max does to the limit he is allowed to say. Shit I have friends who aren’t George fans who say they only thing they like about him is he will not fail to throw a dig at Red Bull and Max if he can- yes it’s for him but he is also using his privilege. Lewis doesn’t get to say those things or he’s labelled a bad sport, attacked by the press, sometimes even F1 itself and FURTHER ostracised. But George can say it, and often he does. It’s probably not “loyalty” that makes him do that, but just… basic friendship?

Let’s be real, I have to look the other way often about things both George AND Lewis do, they travel in circles I’ll never touch, and speak to people I don’t care for, and say shit I dislike. We live profoundly different lives and our bubbles are so different they might as well be on different continents. I don’t expect George calling him mv0 or telling everyone he hates him, the same way lewis doesn’t, because they work with him. But working with someone doesn’t grant them an automatic right to friendship. And frankly f1 drivers have this weird relationship with friendship vs teammates vs on track fights as it is

Just because someone is your coworker doesn’t mean they have to be your friend, especially if they’re a bigoted fuckin asshole.

#asks #anonymous #wank/rants #I have- very RECENTLY- stopped being friends with people who were being dicks to another friend #it’s the bottom line. it’s fucking uncomfortable sometimes #but it’s necessary and remaining neutral would have made me feel awful #im under no false belief george is running round thinking max should choke- those are JOKES #hell I bet if you asked him if they were friends he’d quibble before he said anything- I’m used to it #I live my f1 life by the adage ‘expect the worst but hope for the best’ and that’s how I see all f1 friendships #anti max verstappen #anti verstappen #I started writing this when I woke up in the middle of the night rather than going back to sleep #now I’m going to go back to sleep

[lorephobic]

2, 17, 22 for Saltburn

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

this means nothing to anybody who follows me for saltburn, but i just answered this question about my other blorbo and came to the exact same conclusion for the complete opposite reason. oliver quick would NEVER top because he is clawing to be the main character of every room that he enters. he wants to be desired so badly that he'll reinvent himself into whoever he thinks you want.

there's a sort of trope in obsession-related media where the obsessor ends up forcefully taking from their victim exactly what they want. and i think that oliver subverts this narrative by never taking anything from felix. he never asks for more than he's given. when he finally has the opportunity to kiss felix, he doesn't. he takes from venetia, and he takes from farleigh, and he takes from james and elspeth, but at the crux of his character, is his need to be taken by felix. this is, of course, a metaphor for bottoming LMAO

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

ok so tbh i'm not a huge fic person because i'm so incredibly picky about the way that the media that i care about is interpreted, which is why i've never read a single saltburn fic and honestly i probably won't ever, just because i feel like there is very little room in this story to expand and no way to twist and rewrite it in a way that is true to the characters that i care so much about. but WITH THAT BEING SAID, i was honestly so totally astonished by @125hr's cattonquick art that it made me realize that maybe i do want to see more beautiful art of them kissing and we can all pretend like they had their moment<333

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

this should honestly be it's own post, but since my last rewatch i've been thinking a ton about the final dance being a reflection of felix's initial tour through saltburn, which has been talked about! but what i haven't seen talked about is all of the other scenes that end up echoing each other. felix's life on the screen and oliver's role in it form a perfect mirror image, starting and ending with oliver staring at felix at parties and not being able to touch him. starting and ending with oliver watching felix have sex with someone that's not him. starting and ending with oliver fucking people who aren't felix in an attempt to get closer to him. on a second rewatch, when you know all of the signs, there's such a devastating sense of oliver returning back to square one, lost in a crowd full of felix's friends and nobody even knows his name. there is a time before felix and there is a time after felix and exactly at the center of this timeline, there is a man on his hands and knees in a bathtub getting the closest he will ever get to the thing that he wants.

#saltburn posting #asks #worried that with 2 im drawing a false relationship between bottoming and being desired and being taken #which is rapidly leading me down the linguistic rabbit hole of what it means to be fucked #and how that word holds a negative connotation that is so deeply ingrained into the way that we speak and think #to be fucked is a bad thing. it is an insult to say fuck you. #and of course all of this has its roots in misogyny #but i think it's worth mentioning that it is probably slightly problematic to conflate one on the receiving end of sex #with one who is being taken from #which in isolation already sounds extremely puritanical and is not at all what im going for here LMAO #anyway SORRY these r so long #they should honestly all be their own posts because i have so much to say all of the time #but these were SO fun to spend some time thinking about so thank u for sending them<3

[istandonsnowpiles]

Under 23rd St NW

#infrared #urban landscape #foggy bottom #washington monument #590nm #dc #underpass #false color #washington #july #around dc #my work #photography

[psqqa]

i'm having a lot of fun with duolingo italian because it's like word that is basically latin but italianly, french but to the left, oh hey greek! you love to see it, absolute bottom of the false friend option list but sure i guess, WILDEST LEFT FIELD SHIT YOU'VE EVER SEEN, back to latin,

#you'd think #given just how much english has borrowed from italian #that i would have osmosised more actual italian #but my main takeaway from the past couple of weeks #is that i could not in fact have osmosised *less* italian #the sum total of the italian i have osmosised is jack fucking shit #as it turns out #anyway #this post brought to you by 'gli uccelli' #which ultimately unsurprisingly does of course come from latin #just in a way that's not quite phonologically transparent enough for me #(and both my extremely limited memory of my extremely limited latin and my highly vibes-based sense of latin > italian sound changes) #to connect to anything that would point me even vaguely in the right direction #it does have a step up on 'colazione' and 'ciotola' though #in that the latin > italian journey didn't *also* involve a fairly significant amount of semantic drift #'absolute bottom of the false friend option list but sure i guess' is 'negozio' btw #like yeah okay 'shop' doesn't NOT track but no fucking way would i have ever landed there myself

[silversiren1101]

💎💎💎 (I know you've already done one the last time these went around but if you were inspired to do it another! If not no worries)

"Did Ms. Twait get caught trying to sneak in again?"

Minovae's tail swishes, a wary look in her eye.

[Perception check passed] You notice a light dusting of pink taking to the skin beneath her scales on her cheeks. Her eyes subtlety darted about the room. She seems on the cusp of fluster.

"I've told her before it's dangerous to poke around a Hellknight citadel, even with me having informed the men she's just to be removed from the premises. She's not a spy or anythi--"

She pauses, and corrects. "Well, I guess she is a spy, technically. Just for her... her..."

Her fluster is more obvious.

"Her novels." She says it like handling an explosive. Decisively and carefully.

An awkward stretch of silence passes. Horror blatantly passes into her expression as she realizes. "Oh, oh no. You're here to ask me about that damned book, aren't you? That's why you've brought up her name!"

Her horror is obvious nervousness now. She laughs anxiously, tail fully swishing. Her hands twine together and she works her fingers and knuckles together.

[Perception check passed] Her eyes dart to her desk. To a drawer.

"She's a menace to society!", she blurts out. "Those books she writes - she can say it's not meant to be anyone in particular but she knows full well what she's doing and so do all of her readers! She can file down the proper names off of people and places and fudge descriptions but it's obvious! Do you know how embarrassing it is to have a sordid excuse for a novel out there that's obviously about you and your husband?"

She groans and takes a steadying breath, clearly worked up.

[Perception check passed] She casts another quick look at the drawer and looks back at you.

"Ever since Anevia said that the people would eat us up after painting my whole self-destructive blow up and his death as some great romantic tragedy, I thought it'd just be Drezen. Ms. Twait has made us an Absalom Times best-fucking seller though and now I can't go anywhere without people assuming the stuff she wrote is actual fact! Now apparently she's looking to write a sequel, given she's been found snooping around the Citadel walls and trying to sneak in several times now. She's more of a plague than Jubilost Narthropple, I swear. At least he is upfront about requesting an interview. I offered Ophenia one just to get it over with and try and have some stake in the narrative and she rattled off something about it 'interfering with the creative process' and 'organic observations.'"

She snorts. "And have you even read her works? It's--", she's blushing aggressively, "--trash! Nothing but the raunchiest, dirtiest smut! And generic, hackneyed plot only meant to get you to the smut!" Her cheeks are nearly pure red beneath her seafoam scales. "Half of it is physically impossible!"

You ask her how she knows that.

[Perception check passed] She pauses for just a split second. Her eyes again flick to the desk before she shakes her head.

"Well of course I read it! I had to see just what people were getting into their heads about us. And then I promptly threw the book into a river", she nods perhaps a bit too brusquely. "I'm just happy I didn't buy it in the first place. Daeran bought it for me as a gag."

You ask what she keeps looking at, and gesture at the desk drawer.

She halts. Her breath catches. She stares at you with the wide eyes of a soldier before a cavalry charge. "What? Nothing! Just... I have a meeting coming up soon. You need to go. Now."

She practically shoves you out of the door. It slams behind you.

#oc: minovae arangeir #there is certainly not a very beaten and well read copy of said book hidden in a false bottom of that drawer no #it's definitely not something she reads while wine drunk and torments regill with giggling as she tries to read it aloud #oc: ophenia twait #ask meme #ask game #diamond ask

[bunnihearted]

gnna be honest im like genuinely and profoundly horrified by how little knowledge and understanding most therapists and psychiatrists have. it's actually shocking how everything they know is at base level and only covers the most "usual" mental health issues such as depression. even after years in school it's still like they're only capable of applying their very limited knowledge on "normal", neurotypical and healthy people. they actually have no idea how to treat people who are mentally ill. therefore they only cause ever stronger feelings of isolation, alienation and wrongness upon their patients

#the help i've gotten is ridiculous. it's like they can only treat a normal person who just had a rough patch at work #and is going thru a divorce so theyre extra stressed #thats the limit of who they can help lmao #like... it makes me so dejected #to have finally ubderstood this #if ppl do experience that therapy helps them thats great! it's lucky to come across the one or two therapists that are actually good #but like 9/10 times thats not the case #the mental health care system is crazy and it is NOT designed to actually help anyone who experience mental illness #IF you even manage to access help bc unless you create issues for society they'll just keep turning you down #idk i can write 20 pages on this bc there's so much to say #but the bottom line is. there is actually nowhere to go for mentally ill ppl. no help unless you're very lucky (or rich) #it's extremely dejecting and thats why i lowkey hope a lot of ppl who struggle will never come to this realization #when you open your eyes to reality and see how hopeless it all is you're completely alone and helpless so just live on that false hope #anti psych

[riacte]

I forgot which shitposts I actually posted so I’m dumping a bunch of them here. Here’s the unscheduled fake spopera twitter posts <3

By the way sorry for comparing our beloved blue stalker / serial killer / violator of space Geneva Conventions / murderous uwu blorbo to D**** lmao

#space opera au #ria.txt #trafficshipping #one prominent rumour is that ex-nepo baby false stole an expensive vase from her home to pay for ren’s top/bottom surgery

[haberdashing]

i love how i read news articles about the submarine thing and it's all like

"oh how tragic! but they still have 40 hours of air left! we're calling in searchers from a few different countries, it's a race against time but maybe they'll be found in time to attempt a rescue..."

and then i get to tumblr and the vibe is more

"fuck those wealthy shits, i hope they die screaming"

#personal #shitpost #titan #submarine #this is not sarcasm btw #i love tumblr's pov here #because classic 'eat the rich' ofc #and also those news articles are being WAY too optimistic #barely mentioning the possibility that they lost contact because... you know... the thing fell apart #and even if it's still intact and has oxygen #(again a big 'if' to begin with) #that submarine would be like a grain of sand #on the beach that is the bottom of the ocean #a fairly remote part of the ocean no less #and DEEP of course #finding wrecks there is hard enough #with less than two days of oxygen left? #yeah good fucking luck #and if they DO find the thing #which again! presupposes it's intact and can be found quickly! which is probably false! #but IF they manage to find it in time #what then? it's on the bottom of the ocean #how do they retrieve it. how do they get it back out #if we could consistently flawlessly find and retrieve ships from the bottom of the ocean #i bet a lot of old wrecks would be getting plundered #so really they're just throwing good money after bad #wasting rescuers' time and efforts in a futile attempt to fix things #so yes. let them die screaming. that's what they signed up for after all

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

You keep saying you “love girldick” but then in the same breath you’re begging her to get hard and rail you. Amateur. I’m sucking her limp little two inch clit and then finishing her off with a vibrator. Learn how to treat a girl right

#starting my side propaganda arc #‘‘uwu but we’re both bottoms :(’’ REJECT THE FALSE BINARY OF PENETRATION #obvious notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat.jpg to any girls who DO like getting hard and topping #or to girls who need a strap to top but still like using that language #but like #idk sex can be a lot more wild and complicated and beautiful than just ‘‘person who’s penetrating’’ and ‘‘person who’s being penetrated’’

[bingusballin]

Han and Will out shopping for new collars/leashes for the dogs cause their old ones are falling apart, at the store Hannibal gets really picky about which ones they're buying saying his usual things like "Well I like the intricate designs and patterns on this one, it's very sophisticated, but the leash is shorter than I would have expected-" and Will is like "Han the collar is for the dogs, not you, chill out" but that gets Hannibal Thinking and next thing you know there's a package delivered to the house and Will gets to it before Han can, and looks at him with a raised eyebrow and says all confused "Han we just got new collars last week? What's this one for?"

Hannibal shuffles his feet and looks down, almost embarrassed, before telling Will he wants him to use it on him.

#hannigram #hannibal #nbc hannibal #flashbacks to when hannibal was fucking naked with a collar on (on screen) #what a freak #(affectionate) #bottom/sub hannibal supremacy #he needs to be put in his place! goddamn! will you need to take care of your husband! ASAP! #for my followers who didn't expect to see this on their screen so early in the week: i am sorry (false)