#fakes own death

[undertheredhood]

bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*

jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #bruce thomas wayne #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #yeah bruce is weak to his children crying but especially jason #if jason can puke on command you best believe he can convincingly fake cry too #what's the point of having trauma if you can't use it to stop your dad from lecturing you? #bruce folds on the spot when jason cries which is why jason doesn't cry that often (jason doesn't want his secret weapon to lose effect) #most of the time jason just owns up to the things he did #so there really isn't any point in lecturing him because jason doesn't care about consequences #the first time jason fake cried in front of bruce after his death he was shocked at how it still worked #the reason why it works so well is because bruce thought jason was dead for around four years and grieved him for so long

[tibby]

TOP TEN SAW CHARACTERS (AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS) → #9. LINDSEY PEREZ

↳ “Rigg didn't kill Ivan. Ivan made his own choice. Isn't that the whole Jigsaw mantra?"

#horroredit #horrorgifs #filmedit #filmgifs #lindsey perez #saw iv #saw vi #sawcharacters #* #mine: gif #mine: misc #flashing // #m: saw vi #m: saw iv #i love you babygirl. queen of faking her own death. #also arguably the strongest character in the saw franchise for dealing with strahm daily for five years

[canisalbus]

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#answered #fields-of-nightshade #tagged #Machete #he fakes his own death #makes a dramatic soap opera comeback when you least expect it

[thecrxwclub]

Kaz: *dies*

Jesper: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Nina: Bullshit. One month.

Matthias: Six weeks.

Wylan, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAZ JUST DIED!

Inej, scratching her chin in thought: Eight days.

#kaz has faked his own death at least twice #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #soc #incorrect crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six or crows #grishaverse #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect shadow and bone #shadow and bone #kanej #wesper #helnik

[turtleblogatlast]

Unironically think that each of the bros (+April) don’t actually get how impressive their feats really are so they just do what they do and on the off chance someone comments on those feats they all react like:

#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #no but really #I love thinking that they’re actually way more prideful about the stuff that does not even hold a candle to their other feats #like yeah Mikey can open a hole in the space time continuum but that’s nothing have you TRIED his manicotti?? #yeah Leo has outsmarted multiple incredibly intelligent and capable people AND knows how to rewire AI but eh did you hear his one liners? #donnie accidentally made regular animatronics sentient but that was an oopsie check out his super cool hammer instead #raph was able to fake his own death to save the entirety of New York and then be the one to bring about his brothers’ inner powers- #but forget about that did you know he can punch like a BOSS? #and April can survive and THRIVE against a demonic suit of armor alongside literal weapons of destruction as a regular human- #but her crane license is where it’s really at #(not to mention all the other secondary talents and skills these kids all just sorta have like - they are VERY CAPABLE) #honorable mentions in this regard go moments like #donnie ordering around an entire legion of woodland critters to create a woodsy tech paradise #or Leo being able to avoid an entire crowd’s blind spots in plain sight #and also being able to hold a pose without moving a millimeter while covered in paint and being transported no I’m NOT OVER THAT #Mikey casually being ridiculously strong and also knowledgeable enough about building to help Donnie make the puppy paradise for Todd #Raph literally led an entire group of hardened criminals like that entire episode was just #basically they’re all so capable???? #and at the same time prone to wiping out at the most inopportune of moments #love them sm

[thatsbelievable]

#How to Fake Your Own Death #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #TW death

[nostalgic-shamefest]

They weren't on the same page that night at all!

#lacho #lalo was going for it #meanwhile nacho is battling demons #plotting and scheming #a tragedy truly #i would also fake my own death probably #and live in the sewers #bcs

[ifyoucandaniel]

Just thinking fantasy au things????? Oh my god I actually have so so many ideas?????? Likeafunerall is going to be my downfall

Ac: likeafunerall

#just thinking Sirius is the crown Prince who runs away so escape his duty and his family #he fakes his own death and leaves with his body guard and best friend James #regulus takes his place as the crown Prince and thinks Sirius is dead like everyone else #they meet Peter as he’s getting mugged and save him and he joins them #they go on some adventures and shit <3 #one day they’re staying at an inn and the owner is rly hot and Sirius tries to flirt with him #remus ofc shuts that shit down and Pete and James are laughing their asses off in the back #marauders #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #likeafunerall is definitely going to be the death of me

[cookinguptales]

[GLASS ONION SPOILERS BELOW]

a story in three acts:

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2.

3.

#look I make my cocktails strong but not THAT strong #my friend asked me to text her while I was watching it so she could see my reactions and these were some choice bits lmao #I.... play a lot of danganronpa #let's just say that I was unconvinced by the corpse too #what?? a twin faking her own death??? sounds familiar... #glass onion #knives out #glass onion spoilers #knives out spoilers

[ezra-and-the-sun]

Quick study of 4x24 - Gethsemane.

#get yourself a woman who will help you fake your own death #the x files #dana scully #my favorite woman #my art #digital art

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Kinns father was crazy but at least he wasn’t shoot his sons in public with a rubber bullet to teach their boyfriend a lesson kind of crazy, that level of unhinged theatrics belongs to the gay mafia dads

#kiseki: dear to me #kiseki dear to me #kinnporsche #he was fake his own death and lock his adoptive sister/ son in laws mom in the attic kind of crazy but it’s not the same where’s the drama

[rosepompadour]

I want to become a star. I want to be at the top. With a white car and bubble bath that smells from perfume, and everything just like in Paris.

— Irmgard Keun, The Artificial Silk Girl (1932)

#the english speaking world needs to get it together and stop sleeping on the queen that is irmgard keun #she FAKED HER OWN DEATH to escape the nazis! #i need a miniseries! #the artificial silk girl #irmgard keun #literature

[slowlydehydrating]

I was thinking more about it, if it is Brooklynn that is thought to have died or gets kidnapped, what if she actually didn’t? What if she faked her own death or disappearance because she realized she was getting too close to something and didn’t want risk her friends’ safety because she genuinely believed they might not actually come out of it alive this time?

#I feel like even though she would’ve been backed into a corner she’d still have some agency and control over the situation #instead of her just being murdered or kidnapped (again) #brooklynn jwcc #jurassic world chaos theory #jurassic world camp cretaceous #chaos theory #camp cretaceous #jwct #jwct brooklynn #jwcc #jwcc brooklynn #I also wanna know how she’d fake her own death

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Today I woke up and chose silliness!

(yes, the mood of my posts is all over the place but this is what you signed up for, it's literally in the name x'D)

This is another contribution to the silly rabbit au (by @cuubism ) featuring @magnusbae 's Dream in a hoodie.

#silly rabbit au #dreamling #well hob did say that he can fake is own death if needed but how many times will he have to do that? xD #at some point hob starts to attend his own funeral as a guest. and if anybody asks questions he's all like: no sadly i am no robert gadling #(/or whatever name he's been using) and i will miss that man dearly #(and he's speaking the truth because he's practically burying a life that he has built up. he's burying the person #he has been for past decades) #it's a slow process but hob starts to sprinkle the small but outrageous truths in conversation and let's others take it however they want t #he very inconspicuously adopts Dream's attitude and starts to play along with Dream's misleading truths #and then he starts to spin the tales in different directions - derailing Dream's stories #and THAT'S when the chaos really starts xD #why make dream's storytelling easier when he can twist it and basically fight fire with fire right? :DD #also. don't listen to me im just shitposting here

[keirientez]

band au rahhhhhhhhhhh

#i wanted to draw the other guardians too but this would be a good start #ok so #tsuna starts his band. yamamoto bass and gokudera keys and tsuna suprisingly drummer and also lead vocal. reborn appears out of nowhere- #being “youre not your full potential so i will drain you till youre like a fish in a dehydrator until you become the best out there.” #thats about it #but i just like how drumming singers are like extremely good music people because drumming is already hard. and singing too??? #absolutely insane i might say. tsuna would do this (bc reborn told him so) #he does not want to be the best but reborn exists in the paro for a reason #reborn is like maybe a famous musician who faked his death then did whatever he wanted to do while he was “alive”. then he got tsuna as his #apprentice and so so. oh yeah also whiplash (the movie) reference bc holy shit its so good. for me at least. and reborn would make tsuna go #that kind of crazy. like training until drenched in sweat from morning to night or whenever hes available. bc he knows he has potential #he just need someone to push him beyond his expected limit #btw 8059 implied #gokudera joined the band first bc yeah then comes yamamoto for fun as he had to rest from playing baseball a bit too enthusiastic #gokudera hated him so much for like being dumb??? (the goofy ah laugh) but then the two dated even before reborn made a move on tsuna #its very funny but they work it out #i was also thinking if the band ever do solos or do something not as the whole band 8059 will have their own album. itll be great #for genre im not sure?? lets just say alt rock electrojazz???? #no idea but maybe ill make a playlist. maybe #sawada tsunayoshi #reborn #yamamoto takeshi #gokudera hayato #8059 #r27

[queerly-autistic]

I just think it's a great time to remember that, yes, even if there is a group of people that gave guidance and set certain things up and steered the ship at the outset, everything that's been happening with regards to saving OFMD has been ordinary every day fans doing what they do.

Heck, there's been almost zero guidance for a few weeks, and the #SaveOFMD and #AdoptOurCrew tags have been rolling along with thousands and thousands and thousands of tweets (I've only seen it dip below 20k once). We did that. Just regular fans did that. So many of these amazing things (like Lube As A Crew!) came from fans reaching out and going 'ooh let's try this!'. Heck, Lube as a Crew was trending MASSIVELY well last night without any guidance from some centralised group - the community did that!

The power in a fan community is that it is grass roots. It's organic. It's why there's so many different OFMD fan fundraising initiatives that all work separately but alongside each other, and it's how we as a fandom have raised so much money for so many different causes.

If you want to do something, do it! Give it a go! Set it up! If you need to, message/tag someone who has a little more clout in the fandom and see if they'll give your idea a boost! If you have an idea but are unsure and need some help shaping it, reach out and find people to help (more on where you might find this in a later paragraph)! It's all coming from the ground up, not the other way around.

There are new groups of fans that are stepping into the space to try and provide guidance, or at least provide a space to develop ideas, but, crucially, these have all so far seemed to have a greater focus on working with the community, rather than leading it. Which I think is the best direction to go in.

Yes, it's great to have spaces where we have people with experience giving some sort of a steer, or offering professional advice, but, again, it needs to be rooted in community - nurturing community, encouraging involvement, sharing expertise whilst also giving space for people to develop their own ideas and find support. Some of the newer initiatives popping up (such as @AdoptOurCrew and @SaveOFMDCrew) seem to be very much about that, and that's what's needed. That's where the power is.

On that note, if you have an idea you want some backing or support with, you can do much worse than getting in touch with one (or both!) of those accounts. I'm currently in the SaveOFMD discord server (campaigning is my job, so wanted to get involved and try and be useful!), and I've been in touch with AdoptOurCrew individually (they helped boost my call out for stories for an article), and I thoroughly recommend that anyone who has an idea, or wants to get involved, reach out to them. Crucially, for me, it all feels like part of the same community working together towards the same goal.

I know that it's reassuring to think there's something centralised that we can just follow - one place that has all knowledge and where everything is coming from - and I know that losing that is frightening, but it's really important to remember: that is not how any of this works, it is not how communities work, and it is not how this campaign has been successful.

It's not been just a couple of people at the top. It never was. It's you who has achieved all this. You are the reason so much has happened so far. You are so much more powerful than you are giving yourself any credit for.

Our Flag Means Us, remember?

#save ofmd #save our flag means death #renew ofmd #renew our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means death #adopt our crew #erin waffles #it feels like a lot of drama but i promise you it is fine and will pass #the first fan campaign i was ever involved with fell apart so dramatically that someone actually faked their own death #a couple of times actually #and yet it carried on because that's what it's about #so trust me when i say that everything is going to be ok #*old lady voice activated*