#excuse the pun hehehe

[shiemori-writes]

Hello! Could I request Che'nya x reader with pocky kiss prompt?

"Nyehehe! cmon (name) It'll be fun~" ♡︎

In which you and Chenya decide to play the infamous pocky game!

PAIRING: Chen'nya x reader

INCLUDES: established relationship (youre already dating), sfw, fluff, a bit of crack bc its chenya cmon

notes: HEHEHEHEHE AN EXCUSE TO FINALLY WRITE FOR CHENYA LESGOO HOPE U ENJOY! This was vv fun to write!

"Ohh (nameeee)~" The feline in front of you drawled out mischeviously, tail flicking from side to side as he stared at you with that cheeky grin. Amused by his antics, you merely rolled your eyes and held your bag closer to you, knowing full well he could smell the new treat you brought. "It's pocky isn't it?" He snickered, playfully cooing at you

"Awee~ aren't you the sweetest mouse~ y'know prefect there's a game associated with this"

He teased, knowing full well of your intentions. You huffed at him, smacking him in the head (affectionately) as he feigned to be hurt. "Meowch~ that hurt :(" he pouted, clinging onto you, sighing you merely shook your head at him, offering him a quick kiss on the forehead and muttering an apology, giggling at your affectionate gesture he thanked you as he blew a kiss in your direction dramatically, earning another playful eye-roll from you.

"Hehehe~ thanks hun I'm feline a lot better now" he snickered, enjoying the way your face scrunched up at his cat pun "Ugh please for the love of god chenya not the cat puns" you groaned, earning laughter from him in return. "Alright alright~ let's start the pocky game then!" He smiled, leading you to his dormroom, away from prying eyes.

The walk there was relatively short, with little friendly banters here and there to fill the athmosphere until you finally reached his bedroom, sitting on his bed you take out a piece of pocky and plop it on your mouth, humming at chenya to do the same. He grinned, nibbling the stick at the other end in satisfaction, getting closer and closer until your lips met his, a sweet combination of the taste of your lips and the stick biscuit, he hummed, pulling you even closer as he tilted his head, sighing in satisfaction as you both parted breathless. Licking his lips in a teasing manner, he kissed you again, the sweetness enveloping his senses all over. Giggling at his needy behaviour you kissed back, wrapping your arms around his neck for support.

Eventually, you parted your lips as you smiled at him with fondness.

"Wanna try another round?"

"Hehehe~ you bet!"

#quinn writes🦇💕 #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland imagines #disney twisted wonderland #chenya twst #twisted wonderland chenya #chennya #what is his full name help me #chenya x reader #chennya x reader

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

ooh youd never watched mh before? like not the og series either? i also really like the new show!

Never! Think might have heard about the toys once, a few years back? A bit isolated out here heheh, and the internet speed is... well

BUT YEAH THE NEW SHOW! Gen 3? THAT ONE!!!!

okay so far i've only seen what's free on youtube and The Monstering and that's enough to tell me something Very Important about this show. Well. A few Very Important Things

1.) HALLOWEEN SCHOOL THATS SPOOKY YES YES YES

when was a kid (one million years ago) i was Obsessed with the idea of Halloween Town and loved imagining all these stories about my version of it

(accessed via a well, for some reason)

imagined being a pumpkin headed scarecrow (legit my first self insert OC, before I know those terms) and hanging out with MY ghoul friends (werewolf, vampire, skeleton, ghost, the usual)

drew fanart for it and daydreamed about it all year long...

my neighbor, the kid i played most with bc neither of us had anyone else, liked playing animal uprising in barbie town and wasn't so keen on the spooks, so my desire for a funky creepy friend group VESTERED. like worms. or maybe maggots

AND NOw

MONTER HIGH?????

There've been other shows or movies that TRY to do this, but they either go too dark for me, or the spook stuff is so surface level it's like halloween decorations

MONSTER HIGH IS JUST- PERFECT

soft core body horror via Frankie! Oh hey Cleo has bugs crawling under her wrappings! The teens are eating EYES and BRAINS and sloppy joes made from TOES?

COMMITED TO THE SPOOK

The students are ACTUAL spooks! Draculaura can turn into a bat! She's got NO reflection! Frankie keeps falling apart- Literally! Ghost students!

Creative use of the spook! Here's an eyeball to record your class project on!

it's VIBES

the vibes are EVERYWHERE

I LOVE BAD PUNS AND THIS IS FULL OF THEM EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

2.) This show feels safe. Comfortable. Cozy.

Meet Frankie. They use they/them pronouns

THAT JUST HAPPENS SO CASUALLY IT JUST HAPPENS SO EASILY AND WE ALL MOVE ON LIKE ITS NORMAL TO SEE THAT IN A SHOW

Clawdeeeeeen and the school...

the students go from AHH A HUMAN!! to sneaking around trying to eves drop on Clawdeen and the headmistress and now they don't look scared they look curious, they're interested in this human talking about her love of monster stories and how she doesn't fit in with humans and just wants to stay here with them- it's sweet. It's so sweet.

Even before she turn out to be part werewolf, the feeling is, the students like her. They'd be happy to have her stay. There's a connection here even WITHOUT being a monster

like Draculaura and Frankie and Duce want to help Clawdeen figure out what kind of monster she might be SO SHE CAN STAY. the framing is, turning out to be a monster would be the EXCUSE for her to be here, with friends. The ones she already has, now

my heart

dont touch me

I NEED A SOFT SHOW LIKE THIS. I NEED, JUST, HEY WE CAN BE KIND ON A GENERAL BASIS. THE WORLD CAN BE LIKE THIS

3.) the... the expectations of what a body should look like.... break them and be joyful

Clawdeen the werewolf girl is worried for a sec that she doesn't have ENOUGH armpit hair

for fun we get to see it growing THROUGH her SHIRT!

also i dont know why but it feels like this is one of the first times i've seen weregirls with leg and arm hair that has actual, noticeable, fur tufts. not just smooth with a fur coloring. this has Texture. these girls are HAIRY

and again it's just another thing, it's normal at monster high

hey i love it

Iris is on the fear squad

IRIS IS ON THE FEAR SQUAD

the monster who is fat and has one giant eyeball is on monster high's version of the cheerleading squad!

LAGOONA HAS ACTUAL NEEDLE SHAP TEETH

ALLLLLLLL. OF. FRANKIE.

metal leg? Clear and obvious scar stiches all over their body? yep! zero self image issues this monster is just out there grooving!

hey this merdude has a tail with no legs he uses a wheelchair no biggie

look

i have EXTREME dysphoria and no money to do anything about it

i want to go to monster high, too

it looks safe

last and most important of all....

4.) WRITING ! HEY! THE WRITING IS SHARP AND THE EDITING IS CRUNCHY

character voices. CHARACTER VOICES.

THEY HAVE THEM

a lowbar, you might think, and yet i've spent good money on media written for adults that DOES NOT HAVE THIS

i've watched maybe, four five eps? and already i can HEAAR the characters in my head! i can feel the TONE of the show! i can imagine my own little adventures for them bc it's easy to feel what they'd say or do!

I LOVE CHARACTER VOICES

you know what i hate? things that arn't set up! things that are forgotten!

eleven minutes and so far not ONCE has something happened that wasn't set up before hand

Oh everyone's out of the camera ghoul yay- wait. I don't see cleo in the pile. did they forget to animate her?

NOPE

She's still in the camera monster's pocket dimension!

SHE REFUSES TO LEAVE UNTIL IT FINALLY TAKES A GOOD PHOTO OF HER FOR THE FEAR BOOK!

as set up by her having trouble even buying coffee bc her id doesn't look like her, as set up by her new photo also getting ruined accidentally by Frankie, as set up by her getting caught by the monster when she came back to demand another photo!

the way the three bell chime "ding, ding, DOOOM" are used when Clawdeen is exchanging thumbs up with the wolf pack only to cut on the DOOOM to her going into the woods for the pack meeting against her instincts

nervous ding nervous ding BIG DOOOOOM OF THIS IS A BAD IDEA

brain candy

that's brain candy for me

i feel like a zombie media student

"gOoOoOd eDiTtInG....!" i moan, shambling towards the next episode with arms out stretched

there's so much of this tbh its always there

ok i have to stop this rant this is getting ridiculous

QUICK OTHER MENTIONS OF AWESOME

---- VOice acting! I'm sensitive to stiff acting and these ppl are haivng FUN i can FEEEEEEL it. Cleo and Spectra stand out for me. And Lagoona especially. i love Lagoona

---- DESIGN AND COLORS aye it's pretty! my eyes are having fun!

---- MUSIC AND SOUND DESIGN they are on point and make everything ten times better

----- WORLD BUILDING i don't need to explore it but it feels like there's a world and a history of monsters out there and that sells the whole school

----- THE FEELS so far Draculaura in the Food Fight ep hits the hardest. Girl giving a presentation against witch craft, while secretly practicing witch craft, to convince herself it's bad... needing confidence to cast spells correctly, only she loses hers... all of the wanting to be a witch, it makes her feel like her, and then- the realization that that MAKES her a witch. She already IS one. She wants to tell her dad but, just, can't. And her friends support her.... oh, that hit good

And also, of course, Frankie the nonbinary monster!

who isn't a split of guy and girl, or a multiple personality deal. They're just. Nonbinary. They don't need a reason or an explanation.

sure you could say, it's cause they're made up of parts from other people, but the show doesn't say that. Frankie calls those parts their "past" selves/lives. this is their life though and they are their own self. silly, sweet, emotional, curious Frankie Stein. who goes by they/them

as someone with zero gender, who can't introduce my self as they/them, that feels so good

this SHOW feels so good

cleo/frankie is really cute, very adorable, but i think im just bitten for the whole show now. i don't care what happens in particular just let me frolic gleefully in the childhood i wish id had :)

#monster high gen 3 #frankie stein #draculaura #clawdeen wolf #. #IM JUST YELLING HAPPILY PAY NO ATTENTON TO MY SHRIEKS OF JOY FROM THE ATTIC

[gummybugg]

i keep seeing you post about the mice come out at night but i still don't know what it's about

As a joke I was going to put "even I don't know what it's about" but that won't due since I began writing it yesterday hehehe! There's no excuse not to give a serious answer!

It's a wip still in its baby stages, but I can give it all I got for a solid rundown! ✨️ (btw it's very scarcely mentioned in my pinned post, but I can elaborate a bit more)

So strap onto your seat belt and grab an unalcoholic beverage because I'm about to go on an incoherent ramble about mice, men, ghosts, and cajun culture:

Also, there is an intersection between Cajun culture and queerness. They are both things Morgana is ashamed of. He wants to fit in, get rid of his "embarrassing" accent, and just live his life under wraps. But that's kind of impossible when he finds a family of ghosts haunting his home. Through the tragic telling of their deaths, they help Morgana realize that he must cherish what little time he has to live and to live his life unabashedly. And keep telling stories. Be the person younger You needed. Don't hide yourself/don't be embarrassed. You're not living life for others, but for yourself. Stop appealing to those in charge. Do what makes you happy and you will find your company.

Morgana is a closeted trans guy living in Louisiana who drops out of college because it makes him depressed af. He needs a change, so he decides to move out into this conveniently affordable haunted home with what little funds he has left until he can make a living. But it's a *haunted* house (you know, typical spooky Louisiana lore), and he must find a balance between the spirits and finding meaning in his life.

It's a coming of age story but lowkey the plot of a Christmas Carol if you turn your head 90 degrees and squint really hard. Like the ghosts go "Morgana stop being an idiot and just live your life already" but he's like "but everyone will hate me and ill probably die or something" and they go "then it's a win-win for us."

We also get featured scenes/themes such as: Morgana's clown-core clairvoyant sibling Tooth, who can actually see what tf is going on (Morgana can't, he didn't get the ghost-seeing genes); a gay ghost wedding between the two father figure ghosts (Addison and Vincent); found footage of a broken household (relatable things); sibling power; gender euphoria; funny trans moments such as a pun about "dead names" (come on, it's FUNNY); acceptance; and found family.

For now, though, the story is on hold until I can get a better understanding of it and the direction I want to take it. I'm also writing it now, but yeah! Thank you for asking, this really helps me get a better picture of this project!

I plan to expand upon the Cajun culture as it is the entire reason I began this project (to not let the culture fade away). Culture, along with identity, go hand in hand with how we should be proud of our backgrounds instead of shy away from it to conform. Go and learn about those before you, and you will feel less alone instead of brooding in your college dorm, counting down the days until graduation!!

I think this sums up the premise, but I can keep going if there are any questions. I am always eager to share about my stories!

I have huge aspirations for this (and many of my other projects), as I plan on implementing many forms of media into this story (if the stars align and this takes off). Such as photographs, audio files, journal entries, blah blah. I was also thinking of being fancy and dropping a few lines of poetry/literature that inspired this story at the start of each section if this story goes anywhere.

But yeah, so thanks a lot for the ask! I really appreciate it :')

#thanks for the ask! #the mice come out at night wip #mouse wip #writing #my wip #always happy for wip questions #gives me the right amount of energy to jumpstart on my work #yippee

[inkspottie]

you: (drops chapter 37)

me at 12 at night getting the notification and reading it going from sobbing uncontrollably to vibrating in place excited for rockstar lolmike: (various levels of screaming)

I'm sorry if this is long and rambling but your such a good writer.

anyways all seriousness this chapter hit me like a freight train and watered my crops at the same time. ill be up all night thinking of what has and will happen in the near future of LAT.

I'm glad Jeremy and Stanley where there when henry was being cornered by peepaw, he was surviving as well as he could but henrys old af and broke his arm. there's only so much he can do and I shiver thinking of what would have happened if they came too late.

honestly i hope rockstar lolmike is base on rockstar foxy just because birdbit (lolbit but a bird) would be cool af. the puns lolbit could say out loud, the dad jokes henry and them could share. the cuddles mike and birdbit could have! I'm going to lovingly kiss lolbit on the head and tuck them in for everything they have done for mike and the promise they kept even in the thick of it all. also the thing with foxy not killing you and helping you if his bird likes you is a cool dynamic.

also I HOPE PEEPAW CHOKES ON HIS OWN POOR LIFE DICISIONS AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE HIM IS A GUILTY CONSCIOUS CAUSE HE SURE AS HELL LACKS THAT. I HATE THAT POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN AND AN INSULT TO MONSTERS MORE THEN I CAN DESCRIBE. MY PASSIONATE HATE FOR THAT OLD FOOL WILL BURNS AS BRIGHT AS THE FIRE I WILL SET HIM ON FIRE WILL.

Hehehe I’m glad you liked it! I love that description ‘hit me like a freight train and watered my crops at the same time’ cuz that’s pretty much sums up my writing xD

But I’m excited to show you all the design I have for rockstar Lolbit. It might not be what you all have in mind, but I hope itll a good surprise. Still working on the design but!! I promise it’ll be good. I hope xD

#spottie speaks #about laughing at tragedy #hehehehe

[dcviated]

@psychcdelica sent: She's got this particularly shaped rock, one reminiscent of her guitar picks, she shows it off to Raguna.

"It's for rock music."

Hey, just so you know, Raguna is a big appreciator of interesting rocks left around. There is in fact a small box in his bedroom with interesting little pebbles and pieces he's cleaned up and polished. It's decorative. It's nice.

...but he can't take this one! He realizes this. But excuse him for instinctively reaching for just a moment, Megumin.

"Whoa, look at that! Not bad, Megumin... not bad... heheh." Another pun, she's fun with those, and he's still learning a few himselves. Fortunately this reply is a lot easier. The shift worker smiles and butts her shoulder playfully.

"Don't take a find like that for granite, okay?"

#psychcdelica #muse :: raguna #inbox :: answered ic #verse :: modern #they're cute #dont blow it up

[louvay]

my dear seal-kun,

thou hath been chosen! you know the japanese meme trend of a door that won't open unless the people inside do what they are told? well well. heheh. in the glorious early millennium this spread like wildfire, and now i'm bringing it back to ruin your night XOXO

it's exactly as the meme says. you are stuck in the room with a bunch of jugdrali characters, gen II. the door will only open if you do as the instruction says~! soooo.

you will have to steal something precious from one of them.

you shouldn't get caught, really, and i do believe you won't want to get caught because there's only you versus all these people, equally frustrated because you're all trapped in that room, and they don't know you are the key (pun very much intended) to open the door and end their suffering. well, it's not like you are all going to sweat to death (probably), but at such time and age the AC hasn't been invented, so...

that's right, steal something precious from a gen II character, and keep them from knowing -- let alone discovering that you are the one who stole it from them. no, we're not going to talk about pickpocketing 100 Gold because as precious as it is for some, it's not precious enough for the door.

steal what from whom?

Huh, something precious eh?

*Steal either Seliph’s, Fee’s or Febail’s headband*

Literally the one item that holds a value of resolve for all 3 of them yet is indistinguishable from one another. They’d start excusing each other of thievery instead of mine especially Febail and Fee which then culminates in me asking them to let me keep the other person’s headband on me for “safekeeping” from the “thief” and thus, open sesame!

#seal answers your quandaries

[the-travelling-witch]

thank you so much ;^; i'm proud of myself too and i do hope to pass this last one too, otherwise it's a september matter lmao

i will make you accept compliments in a way or another 🤺 i'm sure i'm not the only one here, so it's an undefined number of people against you >:3 (also thanks for liking that awful pun, cyno got the better of me)

i think that, in a modern setting like your au, xiao would be one of those average tattooed people, they have their good bunch of drawings and writings but still got plenty of untouched skin, so the possibilities for tattooes are almost endless! but yeah arms and chest and back tattooes >>>>>>>>>> neck too ngl they're hot 👀

with scara is more of a "annoying x annoyed" trope (if it actually exists, otherwise i just invented it), but nonetheless even if he has good reflex one way or another he want flick my forehead unless he wants me to pinch his cheeks like a baby in exchange (or to offer me dinner)

anyway, just finished re-reading the piece cuz i needed the gut twisting feeling to sink just the right way and MAN HOW COULD YOU QwQ THE DESPAIR THE ANGER THE LONELINESS THE PAIN THE EVERYTHING GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH T-T kazuha the only one trying to cope in a decent way BUT TOMO QwQ

you're an amazing and cruel writer holly TvT

— ❄️

you can be proud!! and it’ll work out, i’m sure of it!! <3

too bad that i’m the sole authority on this blog and democracy means nothing to me /j; it’s not that i dislike receiving compliments, hell one of my receiving love languages is words of affirmation, i just don’t believe any of them are true and people are just being nice, bless their hearts i think i can go toe to toe with cyno on puns, albedo loves it

yeah i agree (again, i have my ideas that i will throw at people eventually, one of them is ofc angsty heheh just a smidge though) there’s still plenty of soft skin for me to touch doodle on; maybe i do have to write his second part next, i have some tasty ideas (i’m shooting myself in the foot with this bc how could anyone compare?? ㅠㅠ)

anyway speaking about neck tattoos, scara… every trope is valid as a trope even if it’s just made up but i think the “annoying (bc they care) x annoyed (but they actually care so much)” trope has been floating around; also let me tell you, scara already wants to buy you dinner, you’re just giving him excuses jshsh

HOW COULD YOU has got to be my favourite reaction to get on any kind of angst piece, it’s just funny; especially bc i can guarantee you that i was whining in my best friend’s chat about how none of the scenes are painful enough… oops (it happens every time)

xiao’s part is by far my favourite though, sorry blatant favouritism, but i had this very vivid scene in my mind for it + my two beta readers were yelling in the entire comment section which was very encouraging (also i hope we all caught that jade symbolises harmony, virtue and eternity, what a detail~ /lh); kazuha definitely copes the best but i think xiao is getting there, childe and aether on the other hand…

thank you, being a cruel writer means so much to me ^^ at least when it comes to angst what’s comfort?

“i promise, honey, i can feel your pain; and maybe i enjoy it just a little bit, does that make me insane?” me when someone says my angst hurt; sorry i have this song stuck in my head and i just kinda fits here hshsh

#┊✩彡 divine correspondence ♡ #┊✩彡 cherished guests ♡ #┊✩彡 letter from — ❄️ anon ♡ #damn now i’m thinking about the modern xiao i created #guess i’m having some sweet dreams tonight~ #/lh

[justanotherstarlightmonger]

The Yoonmin Anon

Yeah I’ve been good, still alive and kicking. I forgot to tell you but my D-Day album arrived so I’m extra in-love lately lmao. With this I’m slowly trying to collect bts albums but that’s gonna take a while cause they suck up my money like a darn black hole 😭 Anyway I hope you’ve been keeping happy and healthy and not overworking 💜💜

Also sorry about mistaking your story for one where they’re hybrids, them having those sort of characteristics instead sounds pretty interesting too. It’s up to you and what you want to write in the end, so go for it ☺️

Oh and I want to POP a question to you about Yoongs (excuse the pun, I had to 😂😅) What kinds of books does he write?

BABYY I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE LOVING YOUR D DAY ALBUM

And I knowwww albums are so expensive 😭 but I'm rooting for your collection!

Also, I wanna see your photocards that you pulled 🥺

(I will foreverrrr be grateful to you for being wo soo supportive of all my yoonmin adventures hehehe)

As for what kinda books Yoongi writes, I really wanted him to write something about interior design or architecture.

I've been mulling over an architect Min Yoongi fic for AGES now and I guess that imagination is bleeding through here as well. But I just know Yoongi would be a best-selling mystery writer too, with all the random knowledge he jas stored up in his noggin... I'm sure there's something about how to get away with murder as well 😂😂

BESTIE I JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR BEING SO PATIENT WITH MY LATE REPLIES, BUTTTT THE THING THAT WAS OCCUPYING MY MIND (aka my degree) IS DONE NOW SO I CAN FINALLY BE MORE ACTIVE!! YAY

#asks #answered #my yoonmin anon

[0606-hyuck]

the final curtain call

gonna be honest with you guys, i didn't ever think this is a post i would make any time soon. i have made the extremely hard decision to stop posting on this blog due to reasons that i will explain under the cut.

but before that i would just like to quickly say that the decision to close this blog was one that i have been antagonising over since april of this year. i created 0606-hyuck/hellabts way back in june of 2016 when i first got into kpop and i was just a bts stan. that's now five years of running this account and sharing my love for a bunch of dancing boys! without 0606-hyuck/hellabts i would have never meet anahi, @omelys-space @roses-of-the-moon and @coolhootswtlove, people i would not hesitate for a second to call real friends ♡ so of course, this decision is a very emotional one for me, but i feel like deep down this is the right thing to do.

there are two main reasons why i've decided to close 0606-hyuck. the first being that over the years, the blog's interactivity has severely declined. this year i've had the opportunity to meet some really awesome up and coming writers in the nct community, and i am so proud of them and the writing that they're producing. but at the same time it's been very hard to watch how active and fun their blogs seem while mine is as dead as prince phillip LOL (also my followers are dorpping like flies, yikes). this past year i've gotten into the really bad habit of obsessively checking my notifications every hour or so only to be disappointed with what i find. i could feel myself slowly slipping back into this obsessive comparing behaviour that i desperately tried to escape while i was in high school — behaviour which ended up ruining a lot of my relationships. i'm 21 now and i don't need to be putting that kind of pressure on myself anymore.

the second reason i decided to close 0606-hyuck is because i essentially had (and continue to have) a meltdown over my future career LMAO. i am in the unfortunate position where i'm in my last year of university and am only just realising that what i've studied for three years is not what i want to pursue. for me, writing has been a passion of mine for around ten years now, and it's something that i genuinely think will be one of those hobbies that sticks with me for life. it was only recently that i realised writing creatively was something that i want to do seriously, not just as an after school hobby. as much as i absolutely love writing for our neos, i know that if i want to take writing seriously then i need to push myself to do more than fanfics and expand my horizons. hence why i am saying goodbye to this chapter of my writing journey.

it's funny, looking back, because i remember at the start of the year how i was all like "omg 2021 is going to be my year, i am going to start taking 0606-hyuck seriously". i guess i was half right? while 2021 isn't the year for my blog anymore, i still feel like it is the year to start making moves and taking things seriously. i will not stop writing (you can't stop me, mwahahaha) in fact, i have made the decision to try my hand at writing interactive fiction. it's definitely going to be a big step up, learning how to code and juggling all the different variables, but i am excited to put 100% of my focus into this new project. i would be so happy if you wanted to keep up with me over on my new account @lost-kiwi-dev because i can't wait to introduce you to the world of pendosa and the five lovely romance options i've had in my head for so so long!

phew this is getting long. so yeah. that's the announcement and my reasoning behind it. this is definitely not the end for me, just the opening of another chapter. i plan to keep 0606-hyuck as an archive of my works, although i won't be active on here anymore (who knows though, nct dream have such a special place in my heart that i may not be able to stay away from them for long, so i could be back to write some more stuff in the future?).

to my followers (nearly 1200 of you!!) i thank you all so much for everything you've given me — the motivation and drive to continue to pursue my passion. i love you all so much and will miss you heaps!

to my mutuals, (@honeymark @amorajae @stellumi @flowerboykun @soliverse and @chicksung) i am so sorry that i didn't take the time to get to know you all very well, but from what i do know about you you're all wonderful people and supremely talented. i am so proud of you and so grateful that i had the opportunity to connect with you. if you would like to continue being mutuals then please please feel free to follow me on @lost-kiwi-dev (i'll give ya a sweet followback of course) or don't hesitate to ask for my insta if you're comfortable with that ♡

once again, thank you all so much. this is a very sad decision, but i am hopeful and excited for the future ☆

— gem (0606-hyuck and hellabts)

#even when i'm leaving i have a flair for the dramatics 😂 #eek this is super long im sorry #if you read the whole thing then mwa 😘 #i just really needed to let myself write how i was feeling #this was very emotional but also very therapeutic for me :') #btw i love fanfics so much and i dont want it to seem like im saying fic writers are any less talented thab anyone else #because bro ive been one myself for literally like eight years #fanfic writers are some of the most talented people i know #i just feel like it’s time for me to move onto the next chapter of my writing journey #excuse the pun hehehe

[thevalicemultiverse]

"I'm day drunk. What are your excuses for bad puns." "I'm a dad."

Alice: I have no excuse. I am an unre-pun-tant criminal.

Victor: [groans]

Alice: Those just inspire me to keep going, you know.

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask) #~M: grin without a cat (anon) #~V: Inevitable High School #~T: Bob Cordry For Class President #excuse for bad puns #~C: Victor Van Dort #~C: Alice Liddell #((hehehe #I came up with that one as I was writing the reply #had to edit it in)) #~M: with this hand I will lift your queue #Anonymous

[daugtherofgreed]

"Ha! BURN!! And in more ways than one~

#iᴄ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ||| sᴛᴀʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀɢᴇ ✨ #dᴀsʜ cᴏᴍ ||| wʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ﹖ dʀᴀᴍᴀ﹗﹖ #;;she has an excuse to use her fire puns hehehe

[septembersummer]

COLLEGE FRIENDS W BENEFITS OR JUST ANYthing college/uni PLAYBOY GOJO X READER please im starving

hehehe let's go ~

i actually love this prompt so much! playboy/fwb gojo is one of my favs. thanks for the req!

18+ only! minors dni!

wc: 1.4k

desc: gojo satoru is a player, and everyone knows it. maybe he'll get a taste of his own medicine for once~

tags: gojo x reader, college au, fwb au, gojo has a tongue ring, oral s*x, public s*x, possessive gojo, role reversal hehe, gojo is a fkboy, alcohol use

a/n's: pls excuse my typos lmao hope u have fun

You were shocked the day that Satoru Gojo first paid attention to you.

He has many names around campus, and none of them are good. He's a player, a filthy rich boy who's never known the struggles that others go through when trying to survive college.

He needs to write an English paper? Well, that's no big deal; he's got a girlfriend who's an English major, and if she hates him this week-- he'll just hire someone to do it for him! The same goes for probability and statistics, whatever science class he's signed up for (he doesn't remember, it's not like he attends much, anyway), and he can't even be bothered to worry about his electives.

However, there's one girl in his assigned history class that's been catching his eye recently. Most of the girls in here have come and gone (pun intended), but this one's different. You know the answers to the questions, always mumbling them under your breath without ever raising your hand to speak.

Satoru knows this about you, because he pays more attention to you than to anything that's said in the lecture, and he's curious to learn more about you and your mysterious aura. See, he's learning things at university! Just not the things that he's supposed to.

You sit across the room from him, and you never pay attention to him, even though you must be able to feel his attention constantly lingering on you. Your fingers drum on your keyboard quickly, and Satoru finds himself wondering how small they'd look wrapped around his--

He's distracted from his train of thought when a miracle happens. A god's honest miracle.

For the first time in six weeks (he's counted), you turn your gaze to look at him, and you scowl. Your expression only piques his interest more, unbeknownst to you.

That one look must be the reason that you keep bumping into Satoru Gojo, even though you've never intentionally done so. See, you aren't dumb, and you don't want to get involved with a player like him. You've seen the girls that hate Satoru, and all of them have a great reason to do so.

He stood me up on a date, because he was going on another date instead!

He only hooked up with me once, just so I'd write a paper for him! I fucking hate Satoru.

He let me give him head and kicked me out right after, like, who does that?

He tried to have a threesome with me and his roommate--

Maybe the last one isn't so bad, but still. You've heard the rumors, you've seen the shit-show that comes with him, so much so that you could easily quote the words that he says to girls when he kicks them out after he's finished with them.

So, when he bumps into you at a party, your first thought is thanks, but no thanks.

The pretty boy, however, takes your clear dismissal as a challenge. Maybe it's because he's a little drunk, and you're here at his apartment (you don't know that, you were just hanging out with Shoko-- swear!), but Satoru thinks that tonight is the night that he wants to see a whole new side of the shy girl from history 2256.

"Excuse me," you mumble, as Satoru bumps into you, nearly spilling your beer.

He doesn't leave. Instead, he places a hand on the wall that you're standing up against, effectively trapping you against the drywall as he stares down at you.

His eyes are magnificent, ethereal, something that shouldn't belong to a human, but you aren't interested. You've told yourself a thousand times that you aren't interested-- no need to falter now.

"You don't look like a beer girl, wallflower," he hums, leaning over you and licking his lips.

When you see the glint of something that looks like a silver tongue-ring, your resolve falters, though only slightly.

"Who says I'm a wallflower?" You reply, trying not to feel so small standing next to him, but he really is huge.

He knocks on the drywall behind you, "See this? This is a wall, and you're standing against it at a party. Think that makes you a wallflower, according to the book."

Your eyes narrow, "Did you read that book?"

"Do I look like I read that book?"

You take a deep, shuddering breath, and the beer is working its magic. Even though he's saying basically nonsense, the mischievous gleam in his eye is drawing you into him.

Gone is the frat party that you've been watching from a distance. Literally, it's blocked out by his broad shoulders. He's wearing a thrasher hoodie, and goddamnit if he doesn't actually pull it off, despite the fact that you're sure this pampered, rich boy has never been on a skateboard in his life.

"No, you don't look like you've ever read anything," you reply, lowering your voice to a soft murmur.

What happens after that is a blur to you, but you aren't particularly upset about it in hindsight. It didn't take long for him to work his magic, for you to find his arrogant sense of humor a little endearing, and for him to find your openly insulting comebacks to be a cute little challenge for him.

A challenge that he's won.

He can tell that he's won, because you're lying in his bed with your legs spread wide, as he devours you. The party is still raging in the next room, but the only remnant of whatever's happening there that remains in this dark room is the methodic thumping of the music outside trickling into the room as he kisses, sucks, and slurps your pussy until you're mewling, grasping onto his hair for dear life.

Say what you will about the spoiled, filthy rich boy who goes through girls like they're disposables-- he's great at what he does.

"Satoru-- Satoru-- right there, I'm gonna-- nggh, ah--" you mewl, rocking your hips against his pretty lips, feeling his tongue ring slip over your clit, teasing and testing, while he fingers eagerly pump in and out of you.

"Mhm, cum for me, wallflower," he purrs, before giving an especially hard suck to your clit, and you're falling over the edge before you know it.

The room spins, and the only things grounding you are the thumping of the bass outside, and Satoru's hands that keep your thighs spread widely apart for him.

Even with hot cheeks, your resolve hasn't faltered that quickly yet. You sit up, placing your smaller hands overtop of his to pry them off of your thighs. He looks up at you in the darkness with confusion written all over his pretty features.

In response, you ruffle his hair affectionately and wipe your slick off of his glossy, soft lips, before leaning down to press a kiss to them.

"That was great, babe," you purr, "I'll call you next time I want you to do that for me."

"What?" He mumbles with shock written all over his features, as you stand up and fix your pants.

"Oh, did you think I wanted something serious?" You ask, remembering all those girls that have complained to you about Satoru's behavior.

At this point, you could quote him.

So, you do.

"You don't wanna spend the night?" He asks, looking a little frantic and confused, sitting up on the bed now as he watches you.

"Nah," you say, mimicking his tone, "but we'll see each other in class, Monday, right?"

"Our class is Tuesday," he mumbles dejectedly, as you lean over him to press another quick kiss to his lips.

"Ah, I forgot," you reply, caressing his cheek softly, "but I'll definitely call you, mmkay?"

You turn on your heels and head for his bedroom door, not even sparing him a glance as you leave through it and flatten your hair, off to find Shoko and get the fuck out of here.

Little did you know, trying to outdo Satoru in his own game would only lead you to trouble.

Which is why the next time he sees you, the two of you only have to exchange one heated glance before you're excusing yourself to the bathroom in the middle of the lecture, and Satoru's following right behind you.

The kind of trouble where every Tuesday at 10:15am, you find yourself bent over the sink in the girl's bathroom, as Satoru fucks into you roughly and reminds you that he's the only one that gets to see you like this.

And you like trouble, so you smirk and meet his eyes in the mirror, murmuring, "Ha, no way."

He only fucks you harder after.

#septemberanswers #request #jjk #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru #gojo #jjk fanfic #gojo fanfic #gojo satoru fanfic #lemon fic #college au #fwb au #fwb fic #septembersummerao3 #gojo satoru has a tongue ring #tongue ring

[prrism]

A Visit From… Bloopers Reel

This is just a little something I wanted to do to break up tension. It’s definitely different from what I usually write, and not every piece is included so it’s probably not the best but I wanted to try it out. It’s also not canon for the series or meant to be taken seriously, it’s just meant for fun.

Warning: Swearing, utter stupidity not meant to be taken seriously

A Visit From… Tommyinnit:

"Finders keepers!" He breaks into a sprint, instantly tripping and face planting into the floor. You burst into laughter at this.

"Looks like I won’t need the slowness potion after all."

"Stop f***ing laughing at me and help me up!"

"Okay okay, let’s just reset and try again." He gives you a quick glare as you help him back onto his feet, but you know there’s no ill intent behind it.

"AHHHH! DREAM! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!"

"So much for a firm grip." You tease, failing to hold back a chuckle while Dream tries to pry Tommy off of George.

"I thought I did have a firm grip… Tommy seriously get off of George, we need to do this take again." Dream says finally getting the teen off his friend.

"I think we should keep this one, shows my impeccable strength and manliness." Tommy replies cheekily.

"We’ll just save it for the bloopers or something." You comment. "You good George?" You turn to said man, finally helping him up. He nods and mumbles something under his breath before everyone gets back into their positions. Callahan helping place everything in order before restarting the scene.

"Well that was interesting." You say with a stretch. You grab some cups and fill them with water.

"Honestly I’m surprised we managed with just a few retakes, I thought there'd be more." Dream says, grabbing a cup and downing the liquid.

"Excuse me, are you saying I’m not a good actor!" Tommy shouts with a playful glare.

"He’s saying you’re a klutz." George teases, also taking a water glass.

"Why you guys gotta be so mean." Tommy pouts, making you a laugh.

"Don’t worry about it big man, it’s all about trial and error." You say giving him a pat on the shoulder. "I mean look at me, if you told me I was going from being just a potion maker to playing a role in the Dream SMP I wouldn’t have believed you."

"Yeah yeah, thanks or whatever." Tommy finally takes a glass of water, a small smile on his face.

A Visit From… Tubbo:

There’s a loud thud followed by an "ow" outside your door. Upon opening the door you see the poor goat boy clutching his head.

"Oh geez! Are you okay?!" You ask genuinely worried.

"I think I just got concussed." Tubbo replies rubbing his head.

"Maybe don’t ram your head into my door so hard next time… you left an imprint." You look at the dent in your door from where he'd head butt it.

"Heheh, ram. I get it." He chuckles to himself at your unintentional pun. You roll your eyes.

"Whatcha doin'?" Tubbo asks while you finish setting up the chest, placing the discs inside.

"I’m getting something ready for a friend since I’m leaving for a trip to a nearby village." You explain as vaguely as possible.

"Awww, but I just got here and I want to hang out more like everyone else got to." He whines.

"You do realize this is still an actual job I do right?" He just stares at your blankly for a moment before nodding, you can’t stop the smile and fit of giggles as you break character. "Damnit Tubbo! Now we gotta do this over again." You scold softly.

"Oh, oops." He blushes slightly in embarrassment.

"It’s fine, tell ya what after we’re done wrapping up with the scene you can join me." You offer.

"Okay!" He perks up immediately, you let out a mix of a laugh and a sigh at this.

A Visit From… Fundy:

The fox hybrid scurries around a moment before pushing past you and towards your door. You give chase but not for long when you see him partially hanging off the door.

"I uhhh… I’m stuck." He says through some embarrassed chuckles. You snort, trying to hold in your laughter as you help untangle him from the door.

"Do over?" You suggest.

"Yes please." He nods in agreement.

A Visit From… Tommy and Tubbo (Second Visit):

The many retakes of Tubbo's entrance: "What is good in the hood!… No that’s lame." "I’m back baby!… That sounded better in my head. Can we do that again!" "Hi…… I forgot what else I was going to say." "I’ve come to commit arson!… What, too much?" "Grand Entrance!… Yeah that’s a good one, simple and easy. Let’s use that one."

"No! I don’t have time to hunt for one, I need it now!" He demands impatiently, you notice at the corner of your eye Tubbo trying to fish around your chests, most likely for a blaze rod. You turn and grab the boy by the collar of his shirt and pull him back, he lets out a small, unintentional bleat of surprise at this.

"You know for someone-" Your cut off by someone hiccuping, looking down to see Tubbo as the culprit when he hiccups again. You and Tommy get a small laugh from this.

"S-*hic*-sorry I don’t mean to-*hic*-to do this honest." He apologizes.

"It’s fine we’ll just try again."

"You know for someone who's in a hurry, you sure had a lot of time to want to pfhenfjsjphh- ahhh! I lost what I was trying to say." You blush sheepishly at your little tongue tied moment, while Tommy laughs his ass off in the background.

A Visit From… Wilbur:

"Actually, I was thinking I could do something for you." He replies more evenly.

"Like what exactly?" You raise a curious yet suspicious eyebrow towards him, this was a first.

"You wanna sell drugs!" He says out of the blue. It’s silent for a second before your both laughing.

"Dude what the hell? We were doing so well and you just had to say it like that?"

"Sorry sorry, I couldn’t help myself, I had to say it at least once."

"Damnit Wilbur." You shake your head before straightening yourselves out to retake the scene.

"Nice try, but everything I need is memorized up here." You say slyly, before accidentally poking yourself in the eye. "Ow, s**t." You rub at your eye as Wilbur falls into a fit of laughter. "Yeah okay I get it, my pain is your entertainment." You blink your eye back into focus.

"It’s fine, just redo your line and don’t poke yourself this time." He advises coming done from all the laughing.

"Gee, thanks captain obvious." You give a playful glare. The two of you end up going into yet another fit of giggles before you finally calm down to retake your line.

A Visit From… Sapnap (Second Visit):

"Ahh f***!" You hear right after a loud bang on your door.

"You know you’re supposed to open the door first before entering right?" You teasingly shout, hearing a groan from the other side of the door.

"Yeah, shut up." An unamused sounding Sapnap says from the other side.

"Just saying." You comment more to yourself.

"I guess I just assumed you might be involved because you’re big on the potion making." There’s a long, awkward pause between the two of you.

"Was that really the best you could come up with?" You ask with a snicker. "It sounds so stupid."

"Hey, improving lines on the fly can be difficult alright." Sapnap crosses his arms and pouts a little. He can’t hold it for long and soon enough you’re both chuckling, having to redo the scene.

Duel For Independence:

Wilbur opens his mouth to comment once more but is stopped when you’re suddenly dragged away by Punz.

"Ow! Arm! Arm! Arm!" You Yelp in pain, Punz immediately lets go seeing the imprint where his tight grip had been.

"Oh s**t! Sorry, didn’t mean to grab that hard." He frantically apologizes.

He releases and arrow and-

"ACHOOO!!!" You sneeze rather loudly. Almost everyone bursts into laughter from your intrusion of what was supposed to be a dramatic scene.

"AWWW! COME ON! I WAS DOING SO WELL TOO!" Tommy complains, sitting up from his position in the water.

"Sorry, I’m sorry! Couldn’t hold it in." You wave an awkward apology.

"No no no. This is fine we can save this! All we gotta do is cut it out in editing and we’ll just say you flinched." Wilbur suggests.

"Sounds good to me." Dream agrees, turning back to Tommy. "Now go back to being a floating body in the water. So we can finish the scene."

"FINE!" Just like that Tommy "reluctantly" lays back down in the water, though it’s obvious he enjoyed his position seeing as he didn’t have to do anything for the rest of the shot.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYY!" You all laugh, except Wilbur who throws himself into a coughing fit, making you, Tommy and Tubbo just laugh louder. "Ugh, maybe I shouldn’t scream my lungs out so much." He says rubbing his sore throat.

"Should we call it a wrap for today and try the triumphant victory tomorrow?" You question, handing him a glass of water.

"As long as we don’t have to get up early." Tommy scowls.

"I do have a few errands to run, we can do it tomorrow evening."

"Pog. I’m down."

"Alright then see you guys tomorrow." You wave them goodbye as the three of them file out of your house.

What do you guys think? I’d genuinely like to hear your thoughts on this little extra, non-canon behind the scenes/bloopers thing

#dream smp #dream smp x reader #dream smp x platonic reader #dsmp x reader #dsmp x platonic reader #dream x reader #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #tubbo x reader #wilbur x reader #tommyinnit x reader #fundy x reader

[wamulu-gorillaz]

I love your imagines and I was wondering if i can get ace and murdoc ( separately ) with a crush or s/o who is an errand girl or assistant to the band who is kind hearted and adorkable but gets very flustered around them and stutters a lot? Also gets nosebleeds if they get teased or flirted with by the green boys? I love those two 😩💕💕💕💕

I cannot tell you many times I started this request only to have it disappear when I accidentally closed the tab... my GOODNESS. Also I’m sorry that it took so long to get this one out. I hope you enjoy!

Ace’s Crush:

Listen - he absolutely melts inside every time you go near him but he’s very, very good at keeping it calm and suave. He flirts subtly, might flex a bit when you’re around... but

This one time yours and his fingers touched ever so slightly when you handed him a coffee. A surge of electricity shot through his veins and he nearly dropped the cup.

In that moment, you were both a flustered mess and his face flushed with a pinkish glow. This was probably the moment you realised that you were both more alike than you’d previously thought

The first nosebleed, he definitely panicked over! He made a little flirtatious comment and then BOOM - your nose started gushing. All the colour drained from his face and he didn’t stop apologising for a long, long time

His day is always immediately made better when he hears you’re working 

You maybe once overheard a conversation where Noodle was trying to encourage a nervous Ace to ask you out... To which he responded “I dunno, Noods... they get nosebleeds every time they come near me... That’s like a bad omen or somethin’. A surefire way t’ tell they hate me.” (Noodle roles her eyes because he’s obviously stoopid)

Ace’s S/O:

He never asks anything from you while you’re working. In fact he almost becomes YOUR assistant by being the one who fetches YOU hot drinks

If he does ask you for anything, he will always make sure to return the favour by getting you something as well

ONLY ever flirts with you when he has tissues handy. He never wants to make your nose bleed on purpose but MY GOSH the way you get all flustered makes him fall more and more in love with you

When the two of you get home at the end of a long day, he knows you’ve been doing most of the work so he’ll rush to get a bath running for you and start cooking dinner - he’s always making sure that you know how grateful he is for you (even though you get paid to be helpful bahaha)

If you’ve ever felt insecure or worried about what he thinks of your stutters, I want to remind you that he’s so, so patient and gives you the time you need to get your words out. Growing up, his best friend had a speech impediment so he’s knows a little of what you go through

You two getting flustered or embarrassed over being hesitant to show physical affection while at work is the most awkward and painful thing to watch hehehe

Murdoc’s Crush:

Unlike Ace, any excuse to see you means that he’s always getting you to do things for him - even things like ironing his underwear before an interview

The first time your nose bled, he took off his shirt and used it to help clean it up. He wasn’t phased at all and loved the opportunity to show off 

He always seems to be slightly more pleasant when you’re around - like he’s making an effort to make you think he’s not a total jerk

When you get all flustered he uses the excuse that he gets it all the time from his fans *hair toss* 

HAS ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD TO ONE OF YOUR ADORKABLE JOKES - SNORTED, EVEN

He wasn’t even embarrassed about it - he admitted proudly and boasted about how you were able to make him laugh while people who’ve known him for decades (the rest of the band) have barely been able to do that

Murdoc’s S/O:

If he asks you to fetch a coffee (or rum) for him, you can bet he will ambush you with kisses when you come to deliver it

Gladly shows you off to the rest of the crew and to all the celebrities he interacts with 

Once gifted you a WHOLE BUNCH of embroidered handkerchiefs for your nosebleeds (which came into use pretty much straight away)

An onlooker would probably shake their head at Murdoc who seems to be making fun of your stuttering but... the truth is, you’re both stuttering messes and he really loves that about the two of you - you just sound like you’re talking wobbly bobbly

I’m not sure whyyyyy but I just have this headcanon that your adorkable puns turn him on okay? okay

Whenever you get all flustered or overwhelmed, he reminds you that he’s there for you by entwining his fingers with yours. Sometimes it works... sometimes the sweet act makes you even more flustered bahaha

#gorillaz #gorillaz headcanons #gorillaz x reader #murdoc #murdoc niccals #murdoc niccals x reader #murdoc x reader #ace copular #ace #ace x reader #ace copular x reader #gangreen gang #gangreen gang x reader #gangreen gang headcanons #murdoc niccals headcanons #ace copular headcanons

[myclownjunction]

Thick thighs save lives- Karl Heisenberg x Reader request

There will be SMUT or NSFW under the cut, so if you're under 18+ cut it out! Kids are not allowed here!! YOU HEAR ME, KIDS!!!! *O)-(O*

*You had thick thighs and it was hard to find clothes especially jeans, they were always RIPped, and damn that highly irritated you but not a certain metal man that was enjoying your thunder tights.

*But your thick tights made the said so powerful metal man aka Karl Heisenberg fall for you, the first time when you met him you caught him between your thighs during a fight and he surrendered, he for real tried to pry off your tighs to no avail making you smirk at him.

* "What is it my man, you have a tight time there!?" that made him smile and laugh he loved puns, and that made you laugh as well releasing him from your death grip, he'll call you my sweet little Phyton after this, believe me, he will!

*Karl always liked being there between your thighs, he loved the danger they possessed but also how sensitive they were whoo boy and they were hypersensitive. He wanted more as he tried to always slide in between your tights earning giggles from you as his beard tickled you, oh you were in for a long tease session right there!

*Karl, on the other hand, loves your dem thighs, his huge, rough hands rubbing them making you moan as he smirks with a cigar between his teeth, he enjoys the noises you make for him, as he feels your muscles twitch between his hands.

*SOCKS TIIIIIME! Long, short, middle, crop anything, but OH.MY.GAWD if you put on leather stripes and belts you'll give the hard on to the man INSTANTLY, he'll consider to stripe you while in the bedroom;)))

*Skirts, yes Sir, tight jeans bring them on, our man want to see your curves and thickness and there's no excuse, for you o hide them from him, you'll have hickeys and bites on them 24/7.

*Karl loves his morning coffee but more of this morning routine he loves you on his lap and to nuzzle at your neck while reading some of his project blueprints or just resting his hands and massaging your tighs.

*Heisenberg once brought you leather socks made from leather and belts, you have no idea where did he get them but you love them, and you put them more often to tease him.

Smutty ahead take a sip ;)

*Heisenberg FRIKIN LOVES to rub himself from behind you, oh yeah, even dry humping you as you try to concentrate on some task and ignore it, you can't ignore how good does it feel, so occasional moans and helps follow as this smug bastard enjoys teasing you.

*Karl loves to give you massages because it leads to something that makes him smirk smugly and rub harder, making you arch and moan into his touch, he knows he got you.

*Heisenberg loves to nuzzle and lick your thighs, hardness.exe has started, let him just smooch your thighs he's like a leech that loves to bite in and stuck in there, he loves when you try to squeeze your thighs but don't try it for too long it might end with a punishment.

*He loves to scratch your thighs, bites, licks, sucks, damn when you ride him, he's moaning and snarling, hissing, purring mess under you, you're one strong female and that makes him go but if you add a snarky sexy comment boooi "What is it Karl, is it the moment where I tame this wild steed for once?!" he'll growl at you playfully.

*Karl loves to massage your thighs and giving you oral, but you wait, this man will drive you nuts because...orgasm denial, otherwise, he's very strong don't fool yourself that you're the one in charge, but that doesn't stop him knockin' you out after multiple orgasms and get going on for hours, this man has the stamina to go for ages, just you wait, you little tease!

*When you pushed the Tease button is the hell that broke the heck lose, does this metal man has NO stop button because once he got you you're gone, he has you everywhere on the table, the wall, the bookshelf, heck even the workbench, the bed-mangled, broken, sheets wet with body fluids from both of you.

*Heisenberg is thick and huge as a damn steed's cock taking him is a challenge but you love it, as both of you are challenging to bring each other over the edge, which happens so fast darn it, 13 orgasms later you still keep it going on and on.

*If your poor soul hasn't passed out he will definitely strap your thighs and he will have his way with you, denying your orgasm, overstimulate you while praising with a dirty talk "That's it baby girl, so good for me, looks like I tamed my wild mare, hmm?!" he will absolutely love to spank you like prepare your poor body for it!

*Heisenberg is the man that loves to give and receive oral, but what he loves the most, squeeze your thighs together and let him thighfuck you, ad damn this makes him lose his mind and yours too ;)

*If you're naughty he'll punish you, and hell hold you hind because this man sure has strong and rough hands, he loves to see your skin red and angry with his handprint in there, after he'll give you aftercare and kiss it sweetly praising you "You did so good for me baby, such a lovely doe you are, all for me!"

*Karl also loves you to rub and come on his thighs, damn you seen his thighs, just ride them like a fun damn ride, he loves you to soak his thigh while he whispers dirty notings in your ear pushing you to the edge bit by bit.

*If you wear knee-high socks when having sex bonus points to you, leather ones holy hell you got him, stripes or leather belts, welp you won't be able to walk for weeks I give you my word!\

*Cowboy riding, groping, slamming, spanking, rubbing, massaging all-inclusive when with he'll be ready they would never let you go even if you wanted to now you got yourself a Metal Daddy!

Hehehe I burn in hell, hello, come and burn with me!

#karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg x reader #karlheisenberg #karlheisenbergxreader #karl heisenberg x you #heisenberg x reader #re8 heisenberg #kalr heisenberg x you #heisenberg factory #heisenberg smut #myclownjunction posts #myclownjunction writes #my fanfiction #resident evil village #karl heisenberg resident evil #resident evil 8

[isitbussinjanelle]

Inspired from a post talking about “feral Raya” hehehe

Also inspired from @moon-spirit-yue’s sapphic yearnings

Namaari: [hops off her serlot] alright everyone! Tie down your serlots and let’s scout the area for that binturi.

Atitaya: “dear diary, this is the 86th day of us trying to catch Raya. NO LUCK.”

Namaari: that’s quite dramatic, general.

Atitaya: OH IM THE DRAMATIC ONE- you know what? I’m not doing you today. I’m just gonna find Raya and when I do, I’ll strangle her perfect neck.

Namaari:

Namaari: that was kinda sus general ngl why did you say perfect-

Atitaya: alright Tai [pets serlot and ties it down] stay here. [walks off]

*the serlots talking*

Tai: psst, hey guys, coast is clear.

Myan: Whew, this heat is no joke.

Buwan: I hear you- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Tai: what??? What???

Myan: IS THAT A CYOTE?!

Tai: EVERYONE BRACE YOUR SELVES TO ATTACK IT [growls]

Raya: [growling like a beast while killing a bunny with her teeth]

Buwan: is that…princess Raya?

Raya: YESS I HAVE KILLED MY PRAY. [stands up and wipes her mouth of blood]

Tai: oh lord

Buwan: don’t let her see us. I repeat. Do not let her see us

Raya: wait, are you guys from Fangs army? [walking towards them]

Tai: fuck

Myan: can she understand us?

Buwan: I DONT CARE SHES PROBABLY GONNA RIP OUR GUTS OUT [backing away] YALL SAW WHAT SHE DID TO THAT BUNNY.

Raya: [barks and hisses at them] NOT SO BIG AND BRAVE WITHOUT YOUR LEADERS NOW HUH?!

Buwan: OH SHIT WHY IS IT BARKING

Myan: KILL IT

Tai: RUN

Myan: WERE LEASHED DOWN YOU IDIOT

Raya: YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU BETTER FEAR ME [growls at them] NOW BACK AWAY OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR EARS

Tai: STAY BACK YOU CRAZY BITCH [roars at her]

Raya: [screeches like a banshee]

Myan: nope. Nope. Just kill me now. Nope. [curls up on the ground]

Buwan: WHAT DOES NAMAARI SEE IN HER

Raya: HA! You guys are a bunch of scaredy-cats. Pun intended.

Namaari: who is that?! I heard screeching!

Raya: I knew you guys were here! Your cats are lame.

Buwan: MY MOTHER HAS COME TO SAVE US

Namaari: RAYA! Wait why are you terrorizing my cats?!

Raya: cause it’s fun🤨and easy. Especially this fat one right here [points at Buwan]

Buwan: EXCUSE ME >:0

Namaari: anyways- YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING FANG LAW YOUR COMING BACK WITH ME.

Raya:

Raya: [sprints back into the woods] FANG LAW CAN SUCK A DICK. >:) YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE[cackles like a witch]

Namaari: WAIT STOP- DAMN WHY IS SHE SO FAST

Atitaya: I knew she would get away.

Namaari: Aww but she has the prettiest laugh🥰

Atitaya: did we hear the same thing-

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