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myclownjunction · 3 years
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STURM: NOTICE ME SENPAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!
YOU KNOW I’LL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS BUT HEY IT WAS WORTH IT!
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pyromaniac-skeleton · 4 years
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I got inspired by @myclownjunction ‘s post about a baby Penny. ♥️
On a side note, my new gel pens let me add catchlights and it makes everything 1000% cuter.
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Mornings desires! Karl Heisenberg x Reader
WARNING AHEAD LITTLE CHILDREN SHALL BE POOF- GONE FROM HERE BECAUSE IT’S ADULT TIME NO PIPSQUEAKS UNDER 18+, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED
This is after Miranda's Death request
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*Morning routine featuring you and your metal-magnetto boyfriend would include him being the biggest spoon, so forget about trying to spoon him, he's taller than you and he loves to hold you closer to his body, feeling that you're there and you're real.
*He loves to look at you when you sleep, so sweet, lovely, precious and his, his alone! He is territorial after all, and believe me when I say territorial you have bites and hickeys to rove it, if he's in his werewolf form you're just enjoying your plush huge-ass werewolf boyfriend.
*He will fuck you awake looking down at you and smiling and winking at you, as his eyes hungrily reek over your naked form, he will have the biggest shit-eating grin ever enjoying your boobs bounce with each thrust he gives you. He just holds the biggest adoration in his eyes for you just like a loyal puppy, your puppy!
* “What is it babydoll, rise and shine, don’t mind me, I’m just stretching a bit here!” that bastard loves to tease the life outta you, he will make such dirty comment while having his morning push-ups against your body ;)
*Or even better giving you the oral in the morning making you jerk awake in a half-arousal, half-hazed state while his skilled tongue was doing its magic between your folds, and damn this man was skilled not only with his hands!
*” Don’t mind me doll I’m just having a taste down, here, you can continue sleeping!” *smiles smugly* as you definitely won't go back to sleep any time sooner just accept your fate and his shit-eating grin.
*He loves to have sex with you when you're asleep, so brace yourself one morning to wake, sweaty and covered in his and your fluids, as he sleeps peacefully facing you a slight smirk plastered on the bastard's face!
*HE LOVES MORNING CUDDLES! If you try to escape he’ll growl which will make you change your mind to move, don't forget he's a touch starved man, he needs you around him 24/7 every single second of your life, such a baby boo! Bonus hugs when he's in his werewolf form, damn fluffy soft and warm hugs, pretty much useful during the winter period.
* If he catches you in the shower cabin, boy he’ll enjoy the show to the point that he will sit on the toilet completely naked his eyes following every single movement you make as his hand is jerking off himself, imagining the things he'll do to you after the shower, watching you covered in white bubbles and shampoo, moaning shamelessly, why making the effort when he’s gonna wreck your poor soul after this?
*If you drop the soap, FORBID THE COGS AND WHEELS *inserts the scene of him saying 'I said SIT!'* he gonna make it here, his hands will travel over the glass his tongue will lick the glass tantalizingly slowly as he looks you in the eye never breaking contact, making you regret your movement, you think that thin glass can stop him, HA! He'll go in slowly purring the words out "How about you drop that soap again honeybee!" as the traitorous soap falls down his grin is wolfishly wide sharp teeth showing as he says lowly and deeply "Come on kitten...PICK.IT.UP!" oh my boy you will!
*He loves you wearing nothing but panties and long shirts, HIS shirts, it wakes something primal in him, if you wear his clothes you're practically covered in his scent and the hard package is ready again ;), he likes to unwrap his present but sometimes as we know *most of the times* he likes to take you on the breakfast table "Mmm, darlin' just look at you such a perfect breakfast to devour in the morning!" or some other lines like...
* “I hear you need to have breakfast so you could have energy the whole day I sure will” *looks down at you, his eyes flash yellow-amber color* “But I’m not sure for you babydoll!” yep you're for a looong breakfast in there so hold tight reader Mr.Heisenbeg is a long-timer!
*If you get back from the run or exercising, sweaty and heavy breathing trying to catch your breath? Don’t worry Karl’s got this, he’ll take the last breath out of you, the exercises continue *distant background noise of ripping yoga-pants or thighs* as this man doesn't mind you being sweaty it's frikin hot to him and boy he loves to have dirty sex with you, darn it, Heisenberg!!!!
*He enjoys watching you eating, if you’re messy with the jam, he’ll chuckle using his tongue and lick the jam off your face “Little beasty, loves to tease me, don't cha kitten?” you make an innocent face as you lick the *insert type of jam in here* from the knife slowly making him groan lowly, as his eyes watch every bratty move you make, making him lick his lips as he picks your hand and licks your fingers covered in jam not breaking eye contact as he's done he pulls away with a pop "See kitten not only you can tease!" he winks at your blushing state as he leans closer and whispers...
* “Heh, little naughty, naughty kitten!” he’s growling now “You know, mama never told you not to play with the food? Too bad because I love to play with mine!” well let any god help you cuz you'll need that because you're gonna be the main meal now ;)
*He loves taking shower with you and all of these teases and rubs will turn into a hot and steamy shower sex scene! And you won't be out till the water runs cold, so brace yourself.
*He will take you in front of the mirror as he forces you to watch him take you, again and again, he will even switch positions so you could see every SINGLE MOVEMENT!
*On a normal morning, he’ll enjoy you being in his lap as he has a day off and little projects lay around untouched and waiting. He’s domestic, he’s strong and he knows how things work, unfortunately, many humans don't know about his territory and end well...missing..*you know the lycans <_<* but now the important thing is that he’s your and you’re his.
*He’ll sit sometimes on the porch and drink some coffee as you're fidgeting with something next to him he smiles softly and for real, he feels happy and content here with you, he watches over his territory and the sweet mate he has, hands intervened and smiles on your faces! yes you adored these moments
Welp, it’s short but everyone, please *slides this on the table* take it while it’s HOT!
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Karl Heisenberg x Reader Imagine SFW/NSFW Lemme get this clean!!
*Washing day with Karl frikin Heisenberg, yeah good luck into kicking this man's oily ass in the showers him always saying "Doll I'll get dirty again eventually what's tha point!?" * You try practically to drag him into the bathroom as if he was a naughty puppy that didn't want to wash and would cause havoc on purpose, yes that's Karl * You can make him go in there if you offer him a reward and make sure to give it to him because if you don't he'll get it himself and no I'm not talking about dog treats! * Washing himself might be a success as few times you refuse to lay down in one bed with him anger.exe has started working but you're stubborn too when he comes back cleaned and angry you find him so adorable so you know what kind of treat follows ;) * Washing his spare clothes... OH.MY.FRIKIN.GOD.KARL.WHAT.DID.YOU DO.TO.THEM.KARL, he just shrugged his shoulders and smirked challenging you "What is it Doll I thought no stain would stop your determination!" you huffed challenge accepted * You use any possible chemistry to clean off the oily, rusty stains on his clothing and you succeed, now there's a rule for him to change and it doesn't matter does he want it or no *Him coming back all covered in sweat and oil  huffing and puffing makes you so damn hot and horny someone help your poor soul, sometimes you like having fun in this state as he the little shit, absolutely teases the living daylights of you "Hmmm, look at this love, talkin' dirty is appropriate now huh, I have few stains you need to take a careful look at!?" *He loves taking showers because it includes you, he enjoys the contact and will never admit that just for a damn moment it felt relaxing, I mean he was taking showers before don't think he went on full Stinko Mode *He loves seeing you around cleaning and cooking, occasionally enjoying to help him down there, but whoo boy, he will absolutely spill oil on purpose, give you extra dirty things to carry only to see you angry and annoyed he says it made your face so cute but also wakes up something else * He will absolutely love to see you get down and dirty, this man has a thing for it I mean who can blame him he has been locked away alone for so long * Taking relaxing showers will include him massaging you EVERYWHERE, for real, he will occasionally drop the soap on purpose the little shit *When you're ironing his clothes he'll make jokes and puns making it even harder to iron...ohhh the IRONy *If you wash him,  he purrs he would. He loves your soft touch and soft kisses he loves to see the adoration in your eyes and boy he loves every moment of it *Take these stinky boots outside because damn a gas attack is nothing compared to them. He's pouty, but you laugh it off and give him another pair of new military boots, don't ask how you got them
NSFW Canons *He'll help you to clean up from the beginning till the end, with his tongue "Tell me little one do you like how I washed you today, you seem tremblin' with excitement?", if you give him a hand in there boooy you hit the bullseye "That's right sugar don't miss a spot we don't wanna make a mess now do we?" *Cleaning himself "accidentally" drops the soap, as you reach down he'll waste no time plunging into you as you squeal his name as he chuckles and humps you to your orgasm *He loves the have sex in the bath because this dog of a man will splash and splish the damn whole bathtub of its contents while riding you hard * He definitely will try the foam, the dork because it smells good, so it has to taste too, right? * He loves soaping your body, it's another excuse to get his dirty paws on you but you don't mind at all * He loves just soaking in the bathtub with you as he loves laying his head on your chest enjoying the cushions and warmness, if he snores you'll have to wake him up, oh and good luck with that one *If he had a hard day expect hard shower sex even if you're not inside of it he'll drag you!
*Dirty sex, well because he’s  dirty man what did you expect , he has this primal side to him ;)
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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NO VISIBLE REGRETS ...NOPE!
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myclownjunction · 2 years
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A Loyal Guard Dog Part VII
NSWF AHEAD YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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You kneeled and started picking up the collar so you could fix it tomorrow, but then the pieces flew out of your hand and smashed into the wall making you yelp as you saw his boots in front of you "Look at me!" he ordered, you were afraid for the first time you were afraid to face him as he kneeled still in a position of dominance but took your chin ever so softly making you look at him "You know what I felt when I woke up and I didn't see you near me...I.." he took a deep breath and said it through gritted teeth "I thought you frikin used me and left me to rot alone in this place and ran away!" you stood there shocked...you would never "I..I...I would never leave you, master...I'm loyal to you forever, till my last breath!" you said with all honesty in your heart looking at him as he leaned in and...
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And he was looking for any different emotion in you eyes, denial, lie anything when he found none, he let out a sigh that he was holding and kissed you at first softly but then with more passion and heat. Picking you up from the floor he let your legs wrap around his hips as he walked to the closest surface hauling you upon it "If you only knew pup, how I missed you... how empty was your side when I woke up...I...I though it was a damn dream, our last night, our passion!" he looked down at your neck and smirked, "But now when you're here I see...twas not" He traced the hickey and the bites on your neck with his soft lips, his rough beard scratching you softly making you shiver, earning a chuckle from him as he kept on his path, sliding lower and lower "Last night I gave you freedom from the collar... and made you my equal!" Your eyes widened, 'so that's why the collar was...' he broke your train of thoughts as his nips turned into bites and sucking, you felt him getting excited once again.
He looked into your eyes as you tried to avert them he caught your face and softly mumbled "Look at me, my pup, stop hiding your beautiful eyes from me...I want to see all of you!" he hummed as you looked at him with pure adoration and love, he had such beautiful eyes himself, you wanted to lose yourself into them, as they held the mystery behind them who was for real in front of you. They held a deep and quiet promise, as his hand slid into your hair making you close your eyes for a moment, your lips parted in a sigh. As that was the only invitation he needed to slide into your mouth, his tongue slipped into your wet cavern, the fight for dominance was short as you let him win, his strong hands were massaging your shoulders then they slid to your breasts playing and massaging making you arch into his body making him smile.
He broke the kiss as you leaned in as if protesting for his departure, making him give a soft peck onto your nose as he picked you back, you wrapped around him as a koala would around a eucalypt tree. He laid you on the bed, Karl was observing you as if he tried to memorize every detail you had, even in clothes, you felt naked under his stare, as his eyes raised to yours you were met with different emotions from lust. Heisenberg leaned in and kissed your neck, then trailed towards your collarbone and bit it softly, he removed your shirt and his massive and rough hands massaged your breasts as you arched into his inviting touch, Karl chuckled at your eagerness, and with a flick of his fingers the bra was off to the side, he leaned and kissed the purple, green spots left from last night apologetically. Your hands slid into the tresses of Karl's salt and pepper hair making him moan softly enjoying your touch, he went to wrap his mouth around your nipple worrying it with his hot tongue, you groaned and mewled underneath him, the scratching from his beard was making contrast on your soft skin.
You breath hitched as his mouth traveled, down your abdomen then past your navel slowly reaching your, covered yet mound as he moved his hand the button and zipper opening the path for him, he slid all of your clothes away, Karl removed his shirt and pants so fast as his hands were softly spreading your legs open for him, Karl licked his lips and looked at you winking making you blush as his mouth softly planted kisses onto your mound, his hand spread your lips open and he let his wet and hot tongue slide from the bottom to the top as he sucked your clit making you buck a bit. He smiled and kissed your thighs and let himself enjoy your taste as his mouth was sucking, licking, and biting making you let out such different noises fueling his movements as you were almost close to snap the string, he pulled away as you whined and looked at him making him chuckle as he licked his lips and wipe his beard with was covered in your slickness, "I'm glad little pup that you as much as eager as I am!". You wanted to reach to return the favor but he stopped you shortly, holding your hand and kissing the back of it, he mumbled "No buttercup, it all about you tonight, last night I took you rough and without permission...I want to make you feel special!" he leaned in and kissed you deeply, making you almost tear up from his kind words, no one was kind to you, and care about what do you need... but Karl gifted you the freedom you carved and you'll help him, get his whatever it takes.
He lined up and slid himself into you making you both arch into each other and moan from the contact, he started at a slow pace and you didn't mind Karl was softly making love to you his hands wrapped around you as if you would evaporate at any given moment, you legs wrapped around his thick and powerful body. With each thrust you could feel how powerful and study this man was, he needed love and reassurance, he needed a fair and loyal person near him and he found them laying beneath him, eyes filled with love, adoration, loyalty and it made him feel a whirlwind of emotions as he started to move faster still holding you close to him "I adore you so much pup...I need you... I will never give you to this bitch Miranda! Ever...EVER!" He started to thrust even faster his hips into yours sound of praises, huffing, skin against skin were heard throughout the room, it felt humid and warmer than before as you held him close you let your hands slide to his scruffy cheeks littered with scars, you pulled him into a deep kiss when you felt his thrusts getting sloppier and sloppier, he tried to pull out but your hips locked in place moaning into the kiss as he held you close and both of you came.
Laying on the bed catching your breath, no one from both of you wanted to move a limb as you let your hands massage his scalp and play with his hair, he was laying lazy kisses here and there, Karl intervened his hand with yours turning around and changing the positions so he could pick you up and go to the showers. Walking in the already set with his power, the temperature of the shower as you both held to each other, taking time into washing each other you both couldn't get enough of each other.
You needed to tell him something important but couldn't force yourself to, you were worried that he will be mad about it, that he'll push you away from him the moment the words leave your mouth but you had to tell him. It was the honesty towards him, it was a fair way of living together if he knew the scary secret you held within your body and soul! "K-Karl I have to tell you something...something important Karl!" his hand stopped with the soap in it, waiting for you to continue, as you stand and felt how your tears were running down your face...
To be continued!
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Me when I see Karl Heisenberg for first time in my thirsty life
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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I'm a sex machine if you know what I mean! Karl Heisenberg x Reader NSFW
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KIDS RUN AWAY TO YOUR MOMMIES FOR INSTANCE IT'S NOT A PLACE FOR MINORS SO LEAVE RIGHT AWAY FROM HERE!!! WARNING SMUT/CURES/SEX MACHINES/ OVERSTIMULATION/ DIRTY TALK
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You had very little time to take care of yourself, helping Karl was something that you decided for yourself, but hell he was giving you hard time when he took off his shirt, his strong and sturdy form wrapped in a layer of sweat and grime, his sturdiness and your eyes always traveled to the package that he held. You often found yourself aroused and with dripping wetness between your legs which lead you to the present moment, letting your poor excuse of vibrator help you get relief somehow, but to no avail, how this little thing can compare to his meaty, juicy cock. You whined in protest as you pressed the tip of the vibrator to your clit arching into it as your hips bucked into it, searching for the release, as you came moaning his name lewdly in your orgasm state.
You laid there panting and turning around you took in your journal, where you wrote and hid your deep dark desires, you bit your lip as you opened onto a page with a rather interesting desire, sex machine...you wondered could Karl build something like this? As you read it the wetness between you legs came flooding again, groaning you picked up the vibrator again as you pressed the button the com nearby screeched as you almost shrieked and threw the poor vibrator against the wall. "Y/N I need you with the last nights' blueprints in The Med room, right away! Come on sleepy princess bring your ass here for me!" the com purred making you moan and hit the pillow with a groan, great just great you were wet, horny, and now his cocky voice didn't help either! You dressed up and picked up all of the stuff not seeing that your notebook filled with the desires was in between the blueprints, walking into The Med room he was leaning on the table making you gulp, his posture always screamed dominance and authority. Upon seeing you he bit the cigar with his teeth, his wolfish smile appeared as he purred "Damn kitten, took you ages to come down, you're getting lazy lately, maybe a good spank would make you more agile!" he winked and chuckled at your baffled expression as he walked closer scooping the things you were holding and put them on the workbench. 
 "I'll see them later, now kitten I need cha help!" he walked to a project he's been working on, ignoring your poor flustered mind and the wetness between your legs didn't help either, as you both worked on the project it was time to take shower and head to bed, you took a shower and fell to the bed buttnaked, not caring at all as you were dragged to the depths of sleep, on the other side of the factory in his personal quarters Lord Heisenberg was holding a notebook. He was in his boxers, his erection painful even for the comfiness of the boxers he wore, his eyes sucking all of your words, dirty desires, wishes and needs, his smile was so wide, sometimes the tips of his ears would get red and a soft blush would creep on his cheeks. "Little dirty...dirty minx, ohhh...I'll make your dreams come true, believe me, I will kitten. You'll practically beg me for more...and I'll bring it to you!" he strokes his cock now faster and faster as he came, looking down at the mess you made him do, Heisenberg smiled deviously licking his lips and idea came into his mind.
He started a project as soon as he could, when he had a free minute he was adjusting it, his dick was always asking for relief as he imagined you riding his creation, he huffed and bit the cigar harder, his hips bucking as he tightened the skews, oh you were gonna get it! As for you, Karl was so much more active around you, coming from behind, watching how you react to his persona, his touches, teases, you were practically melting like the perfect piece of metal. He wanted to bend you to his will his little kitten and he would, Karl always could sense your arousal, as he sometimes came to your room he listened to your moans and calling for him, boy how he wanted to come in and take you into the next week over and over again but he needed to wait! It was this damn day Karl teased the living daylights outta you, you wanted something bigger to fill you, to make you cum multiple times, as you walked into your room searching for the notebook, you froze...realization hit you so hard, what if you brought it with the blueprints to Karl...he'll hate you, despise you, he'll laugh at you, mock you... everything came to a halt when you heard his voice over the com "Kitten could you come to my quarters, please it's important! Thank you!" his honey-like voice didn't calm down you at all, you were so fucked up now, he knew or maybe not, maybe you'll find the notebook in the blueprints. 
Walking out from your room you practically ran for The Med room, spotting the blueprints you turned upside down each of them, nothing, you felt sick, you thought you're gonna faint. You walked outside to the quarters of Lord Heisenberg the horse on the crest huffed at you waiting for the password you signed and said out loud "Die Starken werden die Schwachen zerstören, das ist der Weg der Welt!" (The strong will destroy the weak, that's the way of the world!) the horse nodded its head unlocking the thick door for you to enter, upon entering you saw the back of Karl Heisenberg himself, a cloud of thick smoke was whirling from his sweet-scented cigars, as he greeted you turning around he had only his shirt on, hugging his body so perfectly, you looked at him as he smiled and let out another puff "Damn kitten you look distressed, I think the work is taking a toll on your poor body, does it?!" he walked closer you wanted to run away to hide from the shame alas he beat you to it "I wanted to...eh give you a little gift perse, for your loyalty and hard work, follow my kitten!" ha walked into another room, as you were absolutely shocked about what all of this meant.
Walking through another dimply lit corridor you walked in behind him as there was something covered by pieces of white clothes, as you felt the door behind him close, was he about to show you something, you had no idea, your poor heart was drumming in your poor ribcage. He walked closer behind you wrapping his hands and holding a notebook in it, he hummed against your ear "Ahh, kitten...such a naughty, naughty one I might say! When I got this book I thought I would find some projects..." you gasped it was your...your...you're dead! So DEAD!!! "And I found something...more...how do I say it...!" you wanted to cry, to cover away, to hide anything but when he turned you around, you refused to look him in the eye, feeling like a little child being caught doing naughty things, as he tutted at you "Now, now little one, I'm not gonna judge or worse hate you!" he pulled up your face, your eyes glossy from the tears in them, he tsked and wiped them away. "Kitten, I'll never judge you! You hear me?! Even after reading your book I came to it many times so it's a huge thing to hear from me!" he chuckled and smirked at your red face, "Now I want to make something for you, I want to make your dream come true!" he smiled wolfishly as he leaned in and kissed you deeply making you fight for dominance and he won it as he pushed you towards the covers and turned you around, his bulge rutting into you making you moan and he growls into your ear. "Go ahead kitten open your present!" as your hand pulled the covers, your eyes were the size of saucers, there were few machines as he smirked behind you clearly proud of himself "Come one kitten, why not giving me a show of how my machines work, mmm?! Waddya say, be a good kitten and undress for me!" he slapped your ass making you moan lewdly as he chuckled and walked towards a chair pulling it.
You were facing the Saddle Sex Machine it already had a dildo on it as you blushed, you wondered where did Karl found it or bought it, as you were stripping away your clothing now being naked, you felt yourself a bit shy but Karl was fast to change it! Walking behind you he let his scruffy beard scratch against your neck as he kissed and sucked your flesh there, his hands already playing with your breast and the other sneaking into the wetness of your folds "Ohh, darn it kitten, you're practically soaking...Well, I guess the lube won't be a problem!" as his rough fingers were opening you for the machine you moaned and held his head close to you neck as you felt yourself getting closer, fuck the vibrator you had it's nothing compared to his thick fingers fucking your cunt right now. With the last thrust of his fingers, you came moaning his name out making him buck into your backside "You little minx, let's getcha strapped shall we?!" he picked your still trembling form as he positioned you over the phallus of the Riding Saddle, he took out a bottle and squirted the substance on the phallus as he set the bottle on the table he let you sink onto the thickness making you form an 'O' on your face, your body shook as you felt it hitting your cervix, your cunt was spasming around it. Karl purred "That's it kitten, you're taking it so well...My sweet little minx, such a good girl are ya!?" he let you adjust to the size as he walked to the side "If something feels not okay remember the words Green, Yellow, and Red! You know the traffic light meaning, right?!" you nodded your head yes, he walked with the controller in hand and sat, his hand pressed the button as the saddle came to life only to send a shock of pleasure through you as if you were a lightning rod. You bucked your hips as your head fell a bit down, sucking in breath you let out the huffs and moans that filled the room, you loved every single of it it was so huge and thick, wondering was it the size of Karl's cock, the thought makes you buck your hips even as much as the straps let you. 
Something about him watching you ride his machine, made you even more inlove with this man. You were so deep into the pleasure as it hit you hard you squirted over the machine as you heard yourself let out a scream of pure pleasure, you also heard tons of curses on mixed English and German "Kitten, color?" he groaned out, as you forced yourself to look at Heisenberg, he was such a delicious sight to behold eyes starring at you, filled with lust and pure desire, glowing, his thick meaty cock in hand stroking it, as you absolutely felt yourself bucking your hips in tandem with his pumping hand, you swallowed and choked out "G-green!!". Heisenberg was close to his release when his eyes followed your bewildered riding of his machine it made him wanna fuck your brains out then and there but it was for another time, after all, there were a lot of other desires in this dirty notebook of yours. You on the other hand was reaching another orgasm as he decided to chime in "Tell me kitten...How does it feel to be fucked by my machine?!" he huffed out his hand stroking his cock faster and pressing the button on the controller to do the same earning a moan and yelp from you as you slurred the words out "I-I...It's amazing K-Karl!! I-I...I frikin love i-it, ahhhh!" you felt your orgasm rising up as he smirked the smug bastard, he knew that he was a genius in engineering and once again it proved to be the truth. As you were losing yourself on the saddle his voice boomed over your moaning and lewd noises "Cum for me KITTEN!!! CUM like you never fucking came before!!!" and you did his voice did you in as you shuddered from the overstimulation and from seeing him cum you arched your body as you came again over the poor machine squirting over it, his hand came to a halt milking himself off, he was panting his body covered in a thin layer of sweat as he turned off the machine.
 He walked towards you licking his lips, looking at you from head to toe how wrecked you were he kissed you deeply, as his hand flicked the straps freeing you from the machine he held you bridal way as he huffed "Are you okay kitten, you look so hot and wrecked! And damn I didn't know you could squirt like this!!!!" It made you blush as he laughed "I-I for sure didn't know either Karl!" he hummed as he went into the showers with you you tilted your head like a curious puppy making him smile and set you into the tub, you let your hand grab him scared that he'll leave, earning a chuckle from Karl "Kitten I won't leave, or you prefer me with the clothing in the tub!?" making you blush as he undressed making you gawk at him earning a wolfish smile from him. "What is it kitten anything you like?" he showered at his bare body walking to the tub dipping behind you, he let you fall against his body as you let out a sigh..."Thank you, Karl, that was truly something!" you felt his chest shaking with laugher as he leaned in "But we haven't tasted the others yet, but you know what kitten let me have a taste first, mmm?!!" you felt his thick cock behind you, you were in for a long time!!
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Ohhh You Dirty Dirty SINNERS what have you done!!!!
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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so... SO... SO NO ONE IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CLOTHES IN THAT PARTICULAR ROOM, YES?!!! LOOKS LIKE HEISENBERG HAS OTHER ATTIRES TO WEAR HUH!??
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Turning tables! Karl Heisenberg x Reader that can shapeshift into animals
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*He stalks you first to scare you to death and then trying to kill you, he loves to chase you around the factory seeing and hearing your pants and yelps you're just a simply scared girl, right?
*WRONG!
*You walked around in the big stuffy factory creepy feeling that someone watches every step you take and look around your instincts scream at you to change so you do turning into a rat
*Karl Heisenberg comes out awaiting you on the top stairs but sees nothing that leaves him dumb folded, he looks over the perimeter, he can't see where the hell did you go, you were here he saw you on the camera!!
*WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO? AND WHAT THE HELL DID HAPPEN IN THESE FEW MINUTES!!!
*Him confused so much that he starts to turn everything upside-down, scraps and metal parts flying around he is so confused and angry, where is HIS PLAYTHING? Did the loneliness make him see things? No, it can't be! You were running around and dodging the soldats right and left!!!
*You, on the other hand, hold yourself not to blow your undercover the whole situation reminds you of an angry puppy that can't find its favorite toy to play with, and that highly amuses you as you squeak as a metal part flying nearby hits you and him muttering something about "Filthy rascals!"
*He moves around again as you try to skedaddle your way out of the hallway to the hole near the metal doo, where he came from, and into the next room to get away from his attention, as you head bangs and objects being thrown from behind the door he says "Come on, doll you can't hide forever right?!" ohh yes you can!
*He's angry now as you feel something strong being smashed, probably by his hammer. The man wants to play. BUT.WHERE.ARE.YOU.HIDING?
*You need to shape-shift again and at the very moment you turn back at your normal self, a damn Soldat wobbles into the room, making you groan as you hear Karl's laughter and him saying "Now I know where are you darlin'!" as you hear him walking closer so and the Soldat does you're angry as you transform into a rather huge bull and gore the poor idiot even before he has a chance
*Heisenberg barges through the door as he says loudly with excitement "FOUND YOU, LITTLE RED RIDING HO-..." He freezes as he looks at the blood-covered bull and the dead Soldat he's so damn confused "What the actual FUCK is going on here..is it some kind of damn rodeo or somethin'?" his presence makes you snort and bolt from your spot.
*His done with the surprise "I guess it's time for a good ole ride, eh?" he smiles and walks through the secret passage making it in front of you as you hit the breaks before crashing into him, he chuckles and smiles winking at you "Gonna give me a ride there, buddy?" 
*You smile too, making the playful attitude of the man in front of you to confused, even more, "Wha-?" he could not finish the sentence as you shapeshift into a dog or more specifically into a German Shephard 
*He's stunned... No really how in the name of the hellish hell did you turn into a dog! Well, he guesses there's only one way to find out. Chase it is he knows the factory better than his five fingers as he walks through passages and tries to find your source through the CCTV cameras
*Silence as you run around trying to find a way out. Heisenberg, on the other hand, enjoys the chase it makes him hungry for more, he wants you for his plan, and guess what...YOU WILL BE PART OF HIS PLAN EVEN IF HE HA TO PUT A MUZZLE ON YOU OR RIDE YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!!
*Let the chase begin, you fast him-faster, you clever him the-cleverest, you hide, he seeks and hell being on his territory it's a losing game for you since the very beginning 
* But he didn't expect you to change forms so fast."YOU LITTLE-!" he snarls in his deep gruff voice already losing patience. He decided to try a more narrow hole. BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!
*He's stuck, so stuck, you come close to him in your dog form, breathing heavily as your tongue sticks out to cool your running session from him, letting your guard down...NOW IT WAS YOUR GRAND MISTAKE
* "Okay let's face it, you are the owner of the factory. If I help you out and chase away trespassers and might even help you around the factory that you'll never hurt me! Is that a de-" you try to finish as a chain wraps around your neck as Heisenberg laughs and walks out the much larger hole now and looks down at you smirking, you think you're dead...........
*He thinks of the pros and the cons, then slowly nods his head as he squats and looks at you letting his hand towards you carefully "I think of you're loyal to me and obedient pup, we'll get along...what do you think?"
*You, on the other hand, pull away as he squints at you, you look at the chain, then at him and he chuckles "You might bite me, I'm not a fool...prove that you won't pup!!".
*He waits as he looks at you and you take one step close to him, ears up and nose sniffing his glove, as you take his scent in and come closer as he lets his hand on your head petting you slowly and scratching behind your ears
* You feel his warm hand as he pets you and now you understand why dogs love to receive rubs and scratches...it's a heavenly feeling you bark happily wagging your tail earning a chuckle from him
*Since then you work together as you help him around, catching rats, helping him carrying heavy things and him taking good care of you and protect you IF YOU DARE TO CALL YOURSELF A MONSTER...Just you dare to! "Darlin' you wanna me to show you how the real monster looks like!?" you blush at his comment he chuckles and says "I mean I could show you this monster too darling, it doesn't bite !" he winks and laughs as you blush and squeal his name in embarrassment
*Karl is surprised one time when you turn into a mare and proceed to give him a ride, he's frantic as a little child could be, he feels happy and free in that moment, careless as one time he had been, he so grateful to you for this amazing moment
*Oh HIM, POSSESSIVE OF YOU, he doesn't ket lycans near you and any other monster, FORBID the other Lords to look at you HE PROTEC, he ATTAC,
 *Even if you don't know it yet, you got his attention and now there's no way out of this he gave you his trust, and his trust is a very, very hard thing to win
*You're his, and he's yours and this will be till the last breath of both of you!!
*Loves to watch how you hunt people in your many forms, helping him out in the factory and with trespassers, he ADORES your puppy form, he would coo and hug you all day, he adores just holding you close and playing with you, as you help him in the workshop, he would practically shove the bad mood in the hind and enjoy his time with you, this man is a mush when you're in your puppy form.
*He'll buy puppy things from the Duke to drees you and make you look cute, you wear the collar he gifted you even in human form, showing him how deep you care for him ;)
*You CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON...he's lovestruck, he loves to fly with you as he enjoys the freedom, the views but most important his time with you, if you shed a scale or teeth he'll make a trinket from it and wear it with his other necklaces. You love to see him coo over you as you're blowing the fire to mend some metals together it's hot, I MEAN REAAAALLLY HOT!
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Tender spots! Karl Heisenberg x Reader Imagine
Hehehehe, ohhhh behold the smut and fluff in this one I mean
SWF AND NSWF AHEAD, DON'T CROSS THE BARBED FENCE KIDDIES, GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE ;)
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*The first time Karl Heisenberg realizes that your neck has soft spots that practically make you melt under him like snow under the sun, you're done for it, he'll wreck these tender spots like a thirsty man he is.
*He loves seeing you, antsy and flinching trying to get away from his latching mouth that loves to leave love bites, marks, hickeys everything, name it he'll do it, he loves to hear you moan music to his ears.
*Will tease you on full purpose the asshole just to see you tremble, shiver, and moan if you beg, boy this man is going to give you the best time you had in your life ;)
*He loves to drag his sharp teeth across your pulse just to see you tremble like a leaf underneath him it gives him power and a hard-on, so you're in for a wild ride this night/day.
* You have ticklish places, OH.MY.LORD, someone save your poor soul Karl frikin Heisenberg is going to use it so much to his advantage, when your arguing and winning the argument he'll tickle your weak spots and you'll lose, it's not fair? Hah, that's Karl Heisenberg, what did you expect.
*He loves leaving you covered in hickeys and purple and green spots, after scolding him he just simply shrugged "Come one sugar, you taste so frikin damn good, also I need somehow to know where your sweet spots are hidden, eh?!" that bastard.
*If you find his spots. oh my lawd you're going to take the reins and ride this strong steed on your own pace karma is a bitch and you're going definitely for payback, but you know what he loves it the dirty man. Find his spot for dirty talking how you mark him as yours and you'll get the tables turned real quick.
* Imagine him teasing you, using this amazing mouth of his and his deep, deep voice. You are going to put to shame the damn Niagara Falls, I'm tellin' you this once his mouth is on you, prepare your soul to be elevated back and forth from heaven to hell!!!
*His soft spots are not so hard to find I mean Karl Heisenberg is not a caveman and knows a lot and has experience but to find something new about him makes you jittery with excitement.
*Loves to kiss the spots apologetically just for the illusion that he's sorry...HE'S NOT, he loves to see you marked by him and if you marked him, he wears it like a medal for him is a huge kick boost for his ego.
NSFW ahead
* Karl Heisenberg loves to leave hickies even during sex, seeing you all marked over by him sends him into a primal frenzy as his pace suddenly changes to brutal and fast.
*Seeing you marked by him after last night/day activity makes him hard and ready to pounce onto your poor soul, he loves to warn others you're his and HIS alone!!!
* He loves when he presses you down into the mattress to whisper the most degrading and dirtiest things into your ear making you frustrated as his sharp fangs leave their trail on your skin "Yes babe, look at cha all covered in me, my scent, my marks, my everything and you love it don't cha doll?!"
*If while riding him you'll lean in and bite his neck or leave a hickey ohhh my god...you're in for it he groan and growl holding your body closer to his as he literally slams himself into you "Feasty little thing aren't cha, wanna have a good bite, huh! Don't worry you'll have your bite but I'll have mine!!" he growls as he flips you onto your belly slamming himself into you making you moan and mewl, biting you in the process.
* He loves to see the imprints of his hands on your body, it reminds him of how hard was the lovemaking last night, hell with it one more time won't ruin the day right?
*He loves when your neck, tights, and body are sensitive and his mouth makes your mouth sing the most beautiful sounds and music to his ears encouraging him to give you countless orgasms so when he's out you could look at the hickeys and remember the hot bothering night before.
*He doesn't hide the hickeys, just as his scars, he's a man and he loves every bit of his markings, if he's in his werewolf form he'll be careful with this muzzle of his he doesn't want you terrified or bitten too hard!
* "Look at this doll you look like the most beautiful paintin' I've ever seen!" you blush looking away as he ads "Of course you are a doll, after all, I'm the creator of this painting!" he laughs at your attempts to hide the hickeys but that earns a growl and you pinned to the wall in mere seconds "Let me get this straight doll, hide these hickeys one more time and I'll cover you from head to toe darlin' do you understand?!" that's not a treat but a promise.
*He might start the makeout sloppy, heated leaving few hickeys and torturing this sweet spot of yours as you're so excited and heated he'll say "Calm down pup, good pups get rewards, will you be a good pup and behave? If you do I'll give you a reward but if not..." he'll pull your face closer and whisper lowly into your ear "bad pups get punished, right!" he chuckles and walks away...the bastard!
* When you try to bite your lip or your cheek to hide where this traitorous spot is all you can see Heisenberg smirk and accept this as a challenge and boy shall you know this man LOVES challenge and if you try to refuse he'll use something else ;) "Look doll you're stubborn aren't cha, worry not babe I'll find it and when I do" he leaned closer looking you with his golden eyes making you shiver "I'll ruin you!" oh boy you're in for the whole night!
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Cooking time with a dime! Karl Heisenberg x Reader Imagine
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Cooking withWHO?! Karl Heisenberg...oh boy I'm about to break your dream state of man that cooks the perfect breakfast for you
* Don't forget before you came into his life this man is a living mess, like any man is, cooking for him means eating canned food, it fast, it's cheap and it takes lots of his sacral time
*Once you start cooking for him, he'll adore you, he'll be running for another fill to you like a puppy with its bowl giving you this puppy look, who could stand it
*He loves seeing you wrapped into an apron, it makes things to him, it wakes up another type of hunger that makes him smile and enjoy the look juuust a bit longer
*He loves trying new dishes but my loves MAKE HIM MEAT DISHES HE'LL WORSHIP YOU!He just really loves meat the werewolf magneto boy, he would eat the poor plate with the food on it so delicious it is
*One day you'll wake up to the smell of burnt things and then you'll wake up startled that there's a fire in the factory...NOPE, it's Karl trying to cook the breakfast, and guess what that poor pan was literally on fire. Karl swearing, the kitchen in havoc as there was flour everywhere and few broken eggs here and there as he turned around smiling sheepily at you as you can't hold the laughter within you, he reminded you of a child.
*"Karl Heisenberg, how did you get that pancake in the ceiling!"you absolutely lost it as he grins and says"Well doll I guess the gravity works the other way today!"you laugh together as you help him fix some breakfast and talk about this rather cute accident
*After this you'll teach Karl how to cook, and damn he'll be so attentive that the pen that floats and the notebook writes every single word that leaves your mouth
* At the beginning when you came into the kitchen there was a frying pan stuck into the wall for a reason, after giving him the questioning look you said" Is it UFP?"he looked rather confused and tilted his head to the side"Cooperate doll?"you laughed"Unidentified Flying PANcake"there was a silence and then howls of laughter filled the room"Ohh...haha, Doll....that was the best!"he said through laughter, you both decided to leave it as an art object
*Eventually he learns how to cook, make other meals, of course, thanks to you and your nerves, and a couple of ded pans, destroyed and wrecked kitchen, he's so proud to make something for you
*He loves your baking and the sweets and believe me when I'm telling you Karl Heisenberg is a sweet tooth, he likes sneaking in and steal a couple of cookies and you let him because of all the stress he's under
* One morning he sees himself in the mirror after the shower that he has a chub growing on his belly"Damn, got to train I guess. Well you gain some you lose some!"he chuckled as your hands came from behind hugging him and kissing his back"I love you any way you look Karl Heisenberg and not even a chub can change that!"he chuckles at your sweetness"You know love there's other sweet cake that I haven't tried yet"he smiles deviously before snatching you to your shared room to have a better taste
*He'll love to see some sexy surprises from you like, seeing you making food only in an apron, as you gotta pick something you"forgot" from the refrigerator as you bent and hear a rather loud moan, expect him to taste the dessert before the main dish and whoo boy this dessert is you ;)
*When it comes to hunting ohhh Karl loves it, he loves hunting and bringing something back as he always cleans the animal from its skin and stuff, once you told him you're not a princess and ohh, believe me, he was in awe, something by which you get done with the meat stirs something primal within him
*You love making stuff for him and he'll make for you, remember the hunting part, yeah expect handmade fur coats as the winter is close he'll make you as much as he can because, his sweet angel deserves it
*He still will munch on cans but this time you'll join him talking about some interesting topic just to keep the mood in a good way, he's grateful to have you because having food with someone and not alone it's hella different for him and he loves every bit of it
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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Just AGREE YOU SINNERS CONFESS YOUR SINS
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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YOU WONT CHANGE MY DAMN MIND ABOUT THIS NASTY ASS GHOUL!!!
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myclownjunction · 3 years
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The real thing! Karl Heisenberg x reader
GUUUUUUYS I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, I JUST EH, CONFESSION TIME I HAD A WET DREAM, YES ABOUT KARL FRIKIN HEISENBERG SO NSFW AHEAD YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! JUST FOR REAL THIS IS NOT FOR MINORS SCATTER AWAY!
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WARNING: size difference, blood, swearing a bit, twisted reader, Metal magnetto man with a huge ass hammer, that destroys your poor soul but you love it...
You liked to read A LOT about the man named Karl Heisenberg and damn you liked him since your play with your friend of Resident Evil 8, but the fandom made it hard for you not to notice a lot of things, like his hands, movements, sturdiness, cockiness, clothing, and how tall he was, how different he was, his eyes, his scars his everything and you knew every possible fanfiction featuring reader (you) x him. You came many times only imagining what he could do to you with his power, but you somehow felt unsatisfied, as you decided to take bath and relax but you failed to hear the quiet crashes and clangs of metal that was vibrating now and then, as you drained the bath, you reached for the soft black cotton towel, as you dried your wet body from the water and dried your hair. You went into your room, as you felt a rather strange smell, like leather and motor oil you lived with friends, as you blamed it on them, you dressed your fav pajama and slid into the softest of your bed, the warmness made you dreamy and you slid into the darkness of your dreams. 
You dreamed of him the things he did to you, oh damn you had a wet dream, as you were almost there you were awakened by the strange feeling of being watched, as you were trying to gain your consciousness still in your sleep haze you spotted something terrifying, two yellow eyes were peering at you from the darkness of the room, the room was filled with the smell again but this time accompanied by tobacco smell as you still thought you were dreaming you heard a grave voice. "Oh-ho-hoooo, look at the little human being naughty, naughty kitten, what thoughts about me do they have. Dirty, DIRTY LITTLE TOUGHS, huh!" he roared with laughter making you fully awake and terrified now "Oh nooo!" he let his hand slide the huge hammer to the wall with a mocking coo he rose to his full heigh "But you summoned me, little one...oh yes you did, I'll give you what you want but don't think I will be easy on you little kitten. After all, you want this, do you? Yes you DO!" he smiled with his sharp fangs present, the sight of his wide smiling toothy grin made you frozen in place with fear, he bent down and smiled "Let's see what are you made of little kitten, shall we!?", you tried to scatter away but it was useless, you were cornered. As he jumped over you nearly crushing you, you thanked every single god that he didn't as he took a deep inhale he looked at you with these two yellow embers making you whimper with excitement but too afraid of what will happen next, he was tall and so sturdy, a well-built man his smell was so intoxicating, he was so tall that you felt like a small lamb cowering in fear in front of the big bad wolf, now you were scared and this my friend only turned him more on. "Tasty, tasty, beautiful little lamb, I wonder what your taste is like?" he launched at you but instead of ripping you into sherds, he kissed you so messily drawing blood from the collide with your lips, you were so shocked that you responded to the kiss, as you felt his tongue evading your mouth fighting for dominance and winning as he caged you, you tried to push away but it was useless he was powerful, you didn't even budge, as his tongue was exploring your mouth and making you choke for air as he withdrew salvia connecting your mouths. You, on the other hand, were trying to gain some air, greedily taking in the so much-needed oxygen.
 He laughed as he slid to your neck and bit making you scream and arch into him, he smiled as he lapped your blood "So naive, so stupid little human, I can rip you in sherds and still you want me to fuck you, to make you take my brood. Oh little buttercup, I will give you what are you wishing for!" he ripped your pajamas and left you exposed to him, as you tried to cover yourself, he used his hand to pin your hands over your head, he tsk at you "No, no little one, don't be shy one, you little filthy beasty!" he licked his lips as he without rising a finger let his buckle snap open the zipper slid down as the bulge that was hidden by the pants was enormous for you he then took off his hat and glasses, sliding his boxers off his cock sprang and twitched like it had mind on its own! You were terrified now that was so huge how would you even take it in, he was thick and long, you whimpered and tried to break free as he snarled "Little warning, sweet little lamb, try this trick again and rip you in half but the other way!" he said it rather calmly as you laid there accepting your fate, he let his tip slide in as you were lready wet from the happening his head was fully in you making you moan at the alien sensation inside of your body, the intrusion of something so big as you felt you womb being almost torn in half you screamed in pain as you saw black spots in your vision you almost blacked out you hear him taunting you "Oh what is it little one can't handle ole' Heisenberg? I thought that what you all wanted to be brood by me?" he licked the blood from your neck, as he bit down again, but this time you felt something strange like you was under some kind of drug you felt him shudder in you as you felt the first pang of pleasure and not pain. You moaned as you looked at his half-lidded amber eyes peering at you and smile as you reached over to him as he leaned and kissed you messily, you tasted your blood as he purred and started pumping into you deep and hard you were drooling and moaning bloody mess, but he somehow liked it, he liked your little filthy mind that called out to his electrical field caught his attention and somehow he teleported here, and he accepted it, he needed to relax a bit and have fun, right away from this shitty family and Bitch Miranda! He pumped into you hard and deep slamming you into the bed almost breaking it with you as he took you and every surface of your room you were passing out for the many orgasms your poor body suffered and the drug made you go as he pumped you with some kind of adrenaline to numb your pain and brain to think straight. 
He then quickened as he was chanting something in a foreign language hard for your little brain to understand but you thought it sounded like german but you didn't need to so you let it slide past as he roared and pumped you full of his seed as some of the seed was spilling past your hole and down your tights as the other fill that he pumped deep into you making your belly bulge with his brood, as he stilled he took few breaths and he was looking rather strangely, licking his scarred lips he muttered something that you heard this time "Du wirst für immer meins sein, Kätzchen!" (You'll be mine forever, kitten!) as he kissed your lips and whispered "Be careful what you wish for little one, it might come true, alas I think I'll visit you...more often now!" he looked down at your belly and gave it few pats and a loving kiss "More often, that you think!" he smiled and howled in laughter, everything was on him as if nothing had happened, his hammer flew to his hand and he winked disappearing with a zap as the only thing that left after him has destroyed bedroom and a bit of blood splattered everywhere, you laid there totally worn out as was in post orgasming trance you smiled and licked your lips where he kissed you, you were waiting for him to return after all he was right, you were a twisted beasty and that was only for him!
Holy SHIT I'm twisted! I'm so damn twisted I...I...*bursts into flames*
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