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Me when I see Karl Heisenberg for first time in my thirsty life

386 notes • Posted 2021-05-26 10:25:20 GMT

NO VISIBLE REGRETS ...NOPE!

395 notes • Posted 2021-05-25 09:24:00 GMT

Karl Heisenberg x Reader imagine I’m not jealous!!!

WARNING! WARNING EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18+ PLEASE TURN AWAY FROM THIS FANFIC RIGHT NOW! NSFW AHEAD YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

*Karl Heisenberg was pissed off pacing like a ravenous werewolf ready to tear and rip all the metal parts flying, hitting, falling, back and forth, back and forth. He saw you near other males, of course, who wouldn’t want a beautiful flower-like you? He was furious guess what did happen to them, yep smashed to pieces by his hammer. *The moment you walk inside your shared room, you look at him you know this look in his deep green eyes, you saw it this many times when he was mad or returning from The Family gatherings *He was pissed off now, these brats have no idea whom you belong to, you are his and HIS alone I guess this is something he needed to show to his little naughty, naughty girl!

SMUT AHEAD YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

*He sits at the stool, his posture shows pure dominance, the lights in the room are dimmed, the machinery humming in the background, his hammer was dented into the wall nearby, the dim lights were making his face look even more sinister, the corner of his lip was pulled into a tiny smile, which explained what will happen after 2 minutes *You came in unexpecting Karl to be off the meeting so early, so you were humming a melody from your memory as you started to undress.No noticing that Karl sat there in his whole glory looking at every move that you made, his green eyes squinting at every single move. *You turned to where Karl was sitting and jumped a bit letting out a shriek of surprise looking at Karl's glowing eyes, oh you knew you did something wrong. He was tapping his thick and scarred fingers on his thick thighs as he was looking at you expectingly. *"Tell me sweet little one, you had a great time with those men, didn't cha?" he tilted his head and looked at your form still you were so curved, so gorgeous but you needed to know whom you belonged to as he felt his ferocious part of an Alpha begging to claim you. * "Come to Karl, little one, come closer, I've missed you so much!" he said in a sweet sing-song voice, you visibly relaxed and he waited only for this to happen, you to let your guard down! *You come closer letting yourself between Karl's legs, as he looks up and down at you licking his dry lips, something tell you that hell will break loose, as you slide your hands over his shoulders *He slides his hands over your night-gown, as you enjoy the touch, in one moment he flips you over his leg and traps your hands making you immobile as the only thing you could do is gasp as he bends you over his knees * "Such a naughty little kitten, so bad and misbehaving, you know I need to punish you, right? You've been very bad!" he purrs the words out making you mewl hanging with your butt sticking in the air, you know what's coming * "Would you be a little sweet kitten and count for Karl, hmm? Karl has a hard time to count, when his kitten is so naughty, and plays with others!" he raised his large hand without giving a warning slapped your butt as you arched your back and yelped "O-One

* 30 SLAPS LATER *You were trembling and little tears were streaming down your face, as Karl Heisenberg was breathing hard, trailing his hand over the red angry marks from his punishment, he looked over his handy-work and smirked deviously * "You did so well for me, such an obedient kitten, so lovely taking her punishment like big girl you are, hmm? I think you deserve a reward, yes little one deserves a sweet bowl of milk doesn't she, yes she does!" he lifted you and set you on the bed, keeping your head at the end hanging you looked at him upside-down questioningly. * He unbuckled his belt, then he unzipped his pants letting his huge and thick cock out, it was dripping with pre-cum, as you gulped down, it was hard for you to get used to his big thickness and size. "Well, little kitten open up for the reward!" he laughed as he looked at your delicious trembling form *You opened widely your mouth as you wrapped it around his head giving it I try, he was impatient tho, as he shoved his cock inside your wet, slick cavern and let out a moan, "Oh little one, so sweet and wet for me!" he literally growled out, pushing deeper into your mouth as your throat showed the bulge you had from his massive cock. * You were drooling and boy he was watching with delight, he enjoyed seeing your petite form destroyed by him, he loved seeing you so fragile and small compared to him, you were his kitten after all * You moned under his thrusts as he was giving you time to breathe and then diving deep into your hot cavern * He was nearing his peak, he was groping your breasts playing with them, pulling your nipples, and squeezing them making you moan around his thickness * You felt him nearing his peak as he purred "Come on little kitten make me proud! Drink all the milk I give you!", and you did, his big load shot into your throat as you started drinking it, he was in pure bliss, watching you devouring his semen like that "Yeah like this, drink it all don't let a drop to waste, yeah my little greedy kitten" * You tried to catch your breath as Karl was already hard as he took you carefully and laid you on your back, looking at you trying greedily to suck in air, drool and his cum dripped on your breasts, you were so damn perfect for him. Not only the love-making part but as a partner now was his time to show you love and the real treat that he was preparing for you *He hovered over you taking a wet rag and wiping your mouth and breasts as he launched at your mouth penetrating your wet-tight pussy as you moaned into the kiss, you were trembling to be filled and now Karl Heisenberg did fill you well, as he was moving deep and fast he was leaving sloppy kisses all over your body but what he loved was your breasts. *He was chasing after his orgasm and chasing yours as well when he felt your little hole tightening around him he moaned looking down at you, with pure adoration as he held your face looking at you *" My little kitten, my sweet little one gonna fill you up to the brim with my pups, I'll fill you up so deep you'll love it, look at yourself, sweet little one enjoying my cock so badly!" he pushed deeper in you making your belly bulge as you neared your orgasm, "K-karl...KARL! I-I-I'm cu-cum-cumiing!" you screamed silently the last part arching into him *"Yes, yes! Come for me, yes I'm close too, my little precious one I won't give you to anyone, do you hear me, who you belong to, say it!" you looked at him lovingly "You Karl, I'm all yours!" that snapped him as he shot his hot seed into your core making the bulge more visible now, you laid both worn out and gasping as he started removing his clothes and the remains of yours, he kissed you with love this time *" Come little one, we need to take a bath, now do we?" he said lovingly as he picked you up and walked into the showers, as you both sighed and looked at each other. * "Karl, were you jealous?" you looked at him and he smiled with his devilish smile looking down at you, glowing eyes trailing down your poor body. "What do you think?" he looked down at you, "Karl, don't tell me you

have forgotten your birthday, I was trying to trade something from outside for you!" you laughed, now it was his moment to be embarrassed, 'What an moron! ' he thought, 'Did I just..shit!' he heard a giggle looking back at you raising an eyebrow * You smiled and kissed him, "Awww Karl you're so hot when you're mad, but you, know I don't mind, that was so damn good, maybe I shall meet more males often" you giggled deviously turning on the showers Moment of silence as Karl smiles widely and slaps your ass earning a yelp * "Karl!?" she mewled..he smiled as he whispered into you ear "Y/N don't tempt me, after all, it's not over yet!" Ohhh you were in for a long night!

454 notes • Posted 2021-05-23 18:52:00 GMT

Mornings desires! Karl Heisenberg x Reader

WARNING AHEAD LITTLE CHILDREN SHALL BE POOF- GONE FROM HERE BECAUSE IT’S ADULT TIME NO PIPSQUEAKS UNDER 18+, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

This is after Miranda's Death request

*Morning routine featuring you and your metal-magnetto boyfriend would include him being the biggest spoon, so forget about trying to spoon him, he's taller than you and he loves to hold you closer to his body, feeling that you're there and you're real.

*He loves to look at you when you sleep, so sweet, lovely, precious and his, his alone! He is territorial after all, and believe me when I say territorial you have bites and hickeys to rove it, if he's in his werewolf form you're just enjoying your plush huge-ass werewolf boyfriend.

*He will fuck you awake looking down at you and smiling and winking at you, as his eyes hungrily reek over your naked form, he will have the biggest shit-eating grin ever enjoying your boobs bounce with each thrust he gives you. He just holds the biggest adoration in his eyes for you just like a loyal puppy, your puppy!

* “What is it babydoll, rise and shine, don’t mind me, I’m just stretching a bit here!” that bastard loves to tease the life outta you, he will make such dirty comment while having his morning push-ups against your body ;)

*Or even better giving you the oral in the morning making you jerk awake in a half-arousal, half-hazed state while his skilled tongue was doing its magic between your folds, and damn this man was skilled not only with his hands!

*” Don’t mind me doll I’m just having a taste down, here, you can continue sleeping!” *smiles smugly* as you definitely won't go back to sleep any time sooner just accept your fate and his shit-eating grin.

*He loves to have sex with you when you're asleep, so brace yourself one morning to wake, sweaty and covered in his and your fluids, as he sleeps peacefully facing you a slight smirk plastered on the bastard's face!

*HE LOVES MORNING CUDDLES! If you try to escape he’ll growl which will make you change your mind to move, don't forget he's a touch starved man, he needs you around him 24/7 every single second of your life, such a baby boo! Bonus hugs when he's in his werewolf form, damn fluffy soft and warm hugs, pretty much useful during the winter period.

* If he catches you in the shower cabin, boy he’ll enjoy the show to the point that he will sit on the toilet completely naked his eyes following every single movement you make as his hand is jerking off himself, imagining the things he'll do to you after the shower, watching you covered in white bubbles and shampoo, moaning shamelessly, why making the effort when he’s gonna wreck your poor soul after this?

*If you drop the soap, FORBID THE COGS AND WHEELS *inserts the scene of him saying 'I said SIT!'* he gonna make it here, his hands will travel over the glass his tongue will lick the glass tantalizingly slowly as he looks you in the eye never breaking contact, making you regret your movement, you think that thin glass can stop him, HA! He'll go in slowly purring the words out "How about you drop that soap again honeybee!" as the traitorous soap falls down his grin is wolfishly wide sharp teeth showing as he says lowly and deeply "Come on kitten...PICK.IT.UP!" oh my boy you will!

*He loves you wearing nothing but panties and long shirts, HIS shirts, it wakes something primal in him, if you wear his clothes you're practically covered in his scent and the hard package is ready again ;), he likes to unwrap his present but sometimes as we know *most of the times* he likes to take you on the breakfast table "Mmm, darlin' just look at you such a perfect breakfast to devour in the morning!" or some other lines like...

* “I hear you need to have breakfast so you could have energy the whole day I sure will” *looks down at you, his eyes flash yellow-amber color* “But I’m not sure for you babydoll!” yep you're for a looong breakfast in there so hold tight reader Mr.Heisenbeg is a long-timer!

*If you get back from the run or exercising, sweaty and heavy breathing trying to catch your breath? Don’t worry Karl’s got this, he’ll take the last breath out of you, the exercises continue *distant background noise of ripping yoga-pants or thighs* as this man doesn't mind you being sweaty it's frikin hot to him and boy he loves to have dirty sex with you, darn it, Heisenberg!!!!

*He enjoys watching you eating, if you’re messy with the jam, he’ll chuckle using his tongue and lick the jam off your face “Little beasty, loves to tease me, don't cha kitten?” you make an innocent face as you lick the *insert type of jam in here* from the knife slowly making him groan lowly, as his eyes watch every bratty move you make, making him lick his lips as he picks your hand and licks your fingers covered in jam not breaking eye contact as he's done he pulls away with a pop "See kitten not only you can tease!" he winks at your blushing state as he leans closer and whispers...

* “Heh, little naughty, naughty kitten!” he’s growling now “You know, mama never told you not to play with the food? Too bad because I love to play with mine!” well let any god help you cuz you'll need that because you're gonna be the main meal now ;)

*He loves taking shower with you and all of these teases and rubs will turn into a hot and steamy shower sex scene! And you won't be out till the water runs cold, so brace yourself.

*He will take you in front of the mirror as he forces you to watch him take you, again and again, he will even switch positions so you could see every SINGLE MOVEMENT!

*On a normal morning, he’ll enjoy you being in his lap as he has a day off and little projects lay around untouched and waiting. He’s domestic, he’s strong and he knows how things work, unfortunately, many humans don't know about his territory and end well...missing..*you know the lycans <_<* but now the important thing is that he’s your and you’re his.

*He’ll sit sometimes on the porch and drink some coffee as you're fidgeting with something next to him he smiles softly and for real, he feels happy and content here with you, he watches over his territory and the sweet mate he has, hands intervened and smiles on your faces! yes you adored these moments

Welp, it’s short but everyone, please *slides this on the table* take it while it’s HOT!

502 notes • Posted 2021-06-23 17:47:24 GMT

STURM: NOTICE ME SENPAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!

YOU KNOW I’LL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS BUT HEY IT WAS WORTH IT!

557 notes • Posted 2021-06-13 16:13:25 GMT

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Karl Heisenberg x Reader Steampunk Love pt1

!!WARNING!! MIGHT GET NSFW LATER SO KIDS ADVERTISING TO STAY AWAY AND FAR AWAY FROM THIS FILTHY AS THE FACTORY OF LORD HEISENBERG BLOG UNLESS YOU'RE 18+

It was a damned day you have prepared yourself so much and in the end this asshole, this jackass has dumped you at this forsaken village. You hated him with your all heart as same as loving him the first time he said that he loved you, you were walking around the streets still shaken from this assholes' words holding your jacked tighter around you, you needed to get the hell out of this village. As you walked closer to the outskirts of the town you saw a rather huge and dark factory that was still working 'Why there's a damn huge factory in this small village, well whatever I need help!' you thought to yourself as you decided to walk in and have your head somewhere else but not with this idiot maybe the owner of this factory will be kind enough to help...big mistake-huge. You walked into it and looked around as you were greeted by the smell of oil, metal scraps, and something metallic a rather huge robot-like was stumbling around as if being broken, you stood like deer in headlights 'What the Hell was that thing?". "I need to get to the door as fast as possible!" you rushed to the factory door as carefully as possible not to make noise avoiding the metal scaps as you closing on the door a rather loud roar made you blood run cold "What the actual FUCK" you screeched adrenaline pumping in your blood as you ran even faster hearing the running behind you "I wanna kill this asshole for putting me through this bloody hell!" you reached the door running through it as you were panting and slammed it shut. You decided to walk inside fastening the locks as the banging at it was loud so were the growls. Walking inside as you decided to stay in one place was a rather dumb idea the factory inside was so huge and monstrous the roar of the machinery, the smell everything was so big that you gawked for a moment but shaking yourself from the trance-like state you cautiously walked from your standing place. The radio static was replaced with a rather deep and gruff voice as if the person was a smoker but it was a rather attractive voice you might say, 'Maybe it's the owner of the factory, how interesting' as you watched the machines turn their gears sweating oil and grease, you somehow were entertained you enjoyed everything connected with the machinery gasping and awing with each new thing you saw in your rather calm walk through the factory as the voice you heard before barking commands now sounded seductive and dangerous aimed at you "Well, well, well what do we have here, what a precious little thing has entered my factory to pay me a visit?!" upon dimming the lights, you gasped looking around frantically as you heard a deep laugh coming from the com you looked up at the siren and licked your lips not aware that there are cameras around the factory as Lord Heisenberg was enjoying your childish awe at this creations. "Who are you Sir?" you asked as sweet as possible, well because you were trespassing and you better be on the good side of this man there was a silent moment before the speaker came to life "Awww but where are my manners. Name's Heisenberg, Lord Heisenberg sweet cheeks!" You smiled and bowed you head, you didn't know he was a Lord "You have an amazing factory Lord Heisenberg it's truly unique!" you chirped out as he laughed through the com entertained by your naivety as you tilted your head the com came to life once more "You know sweet cheeks why not introducing myself in person that would be better I think!" you heard a click and the radio was silent. You stood in one place not moving looking around you as you heard walking on the metal platforms. As you stood he walked on the platform hammer in hand and you felt the buzz, the electricity turning around to face a platform you saw this man his dark glasses, hat, huge hammer and boy he was a sight to behold a true description of Owner of this factory you stared at him gawking making his smile widen in one moment you caught his eyes they were so green like a green emerald and just in one moment there was a flicker of gold you gasped as he smiled and winked at you making you blush and avert your gaze as he walked down ever so slowly. 'Oh boy he's so damn hot, damn look at him he's like damn craft god and his body, Woah Y/N hold the reins you still need help and cover from this thing outside!' you thought as you saw him getting closer leaving the hammer on the ground and tipping his hat towards you "What a nice sight to have beyond all this meat and scarps, so we finally meet!" he smirked, damn you were swooning over him already, like a dog in heat "But!" he paused looking at you up and down "You pumpkin haven't told me your name?" he winked as you blushed like a schoolgirl "My name is Y/N!" he licked his lips "Such a beautiful name suiting a beautiful creature like you!". "Tell me little pumpkin what let you roll into my big scary factory at nighttime?" you sighed and decided to tell him everything about your ex, about the creatures and the robot that looked like a human, he listened closely considering his plan as he was a man, after all, that Bitch called his "sister" was taking all the maidens into her castle, he needed some fun and you just dropped in time but it was about to change. "Damn poor little one, as I can tell you everything about this village but I believe you'll be scared of me then, you'll judge me as many others did!" you looked at him sadly you didn't want to judge fast enough as you took a step closer to him "Please Lord Heisenberg tell me about it I promise I won't judge you! " he smiled as he was standing facing the wall, he would tell her everything even if after she ran away he wouldn't judge her as he began telling everything about being kidnapped, being tormented, being used as a toy by the Bitch Miranda, you listened every world never interrupting. When he was done he was ready to turn around and see you gone or run away screaming instead, you were sad as you took a step closer to him and said "I'm so sorry for what had happened to you Lord Heisenberg this is so unfair and heartless towards you, no one in the worlds deserves such faith as yours. I am truly sorry you never deserved to through this by yourself! " she smiled as Heisenberg was out of any comeback or anything to say. He exhaled the breath he didn't think he held in and on strange unknown emotion he stepped closer and swept you into his strong hands, you yelped quietly and hugged him back feeling his huge form caging you in the so needed hug after all these years of torment he felt a soul that cared for him! You were enjoying this hug so much his strong body and the heat it was radiating made you feel sleepy and dizzy, he smelled of tobacco,pleasant perfume and a bit of whiskey as you saw with a corner of your eye flying metal parts around you you gasped making him break the hug a bit concerned "Have I pressed you hard pumpkin?" he was panicking not to hurt you as gawked in awe at the flying metal parts earning a loud chuckle from him as he extended his arm his hammer snapped from the wall into it "That's not the only thing I could control!" he winked! He took you to hand as you told him about your love for machinery and building stuff, he has fallen for you that was it he wouldn't let that Bitch Miranda and anyone else lay a finger on you he walked to his room as you were like a little child enjoying everything you say he wanted to admit something he had in his heart for you...

To be continued...

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