#even funnier if hes Just A Guy

[sesamenom]

Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.

#silm #silmarillion #gil galad #gil galad son of plothole #<- best tag lol #personally i like the maglor theory #son of lalwen is probably my second favorite? #also that would make him the 16th known finwean grandkid #the aegnor/andreth peredhel variant is interesting #also i feel like when everyone meets him in valinor/the halls finrod would just look at aegnor like :/ #finrod: 'if you were just going to ignroe my whole speech you could have at least told me so i could get birthday gifts for the kid!' #the russingon one looks very much like nerdanel lol #both the maedhros ones' hair is *just* dark enough to not cause a diplomatic incident #the elured/elurin one is really funny #like. hes 0% noldor not even related to finwe at all. like. theyre descended from different cuvienen families. they literally are 0% relate #he was raised by cirdan who is also 0% noldor #but he is somehow a better king of the noldor than like 90% of the previous ones #even funnier if hes Just A Guy #did they accidentally switch the real finwean baby? did they just grab a random kid and go 'oh well close enough'? who knows? #i think princess-faelivrin has a FAQ about the leading version of fin-galad (gil galad being finduilas)

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[nocreativityfornames]

Not them getting together to take revenge on Mephisto

#I'd like to point out that Diavolo is 100% in on this because even if he HAD heard someone say that Mephisto liked Solomon's cooking #he'd be able to tell that they were lying because he has that lying detector skill/power or whatever #plus he knows Solomon's cooking is shit #so him seeing Mephisto's reaction to eating it and saying “is it really THAT good?!” doesn't make any sense and is in no way honest XD #man is really just pretending to not know what's happening which makes this EVEN FUNNIER #meanwhile Barbatos is just there witnessing his son and guy-his-son-is-totally-not-in-love-with poison this man together lol #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omnb #omnb lesson 30 hard mode #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me mephistopheles #obey me barbatos #obey me screenshots #obey me nightbringer spoilers #☙ no creativity for names ✾

[thermodynamic-comedian]

jonah magnus is a massive britney spears fan and if martin hadn't distracted him during the unknowing he would've been up in his office, watching everything go down, listening to circus.

#his music taste consists britney spears and some really fucked up shit that isn't even spotify and you have no idea how he found it #and nothing else. #also this is funnier if you know my interpretation of how he looks #just imagine the most boring plain guy ever. the personification of paperwork. no earrings no colorful suits nothing. #most average 30-40 year old man in the world. #but he's a massive britney spears fan #tma #the magnus archives #tma headcanons #tma shitpost #tma spoilers #tma s3 #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #martin blackwood

[steakout-05]

i love how i'll get fixated on a character and then start saying shit like "awww he's such a lil guy! a lil fella!!" when the "lil guy" in question is a grown 30-40 year old man with visible facial hair and wrinkles and pores

for example: peppino spaghetti

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #like. why do i do this. #he is LITERALLY a grown 40 year old italian man and i'm just here like ''aww he's such a cute lil guy'' #he's almost old enough to be my DAD what am i doing #but also he really is just a silly cute little guy sometimes #have you seen the way this man smiles its precious #it's even funnier when you remember peppino looked even OLDER and wrinklier in mcpig's super old drawings of him #like pizza tower peppino is pretty much just a woobified version of his OG form #which was literally just some schlubby wrinkly old italian dude and i love that #i love how weirdly enlarged his other eye is in this image #it looks kinda strange but also that's literally just what peppino looks like

[pa-pa-plasma]

#Alex Rider #sorry for all the Alex Rider posts u-u it will happen again #i love both series. i just think Alex telling everyone he's an uwu innocent lil guy is sooo funny when he has a killcount higher than god #even funnier when everyone else ALSO knows he has a killcount so he's just straight up lying to their face to get them to underestimate him #even more funnier is when it WORKS #Alex the Loves To Blow Shit Up Kid: i can be trusted with explosives #MI6: ..................................................................... yeah seems legit. here's like 5 bombs go hog wild

[captainsjack]

in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot

#ethan not even being phased and being so READY to go flirt with a guy for info lives in my brain rent free #his lil gay saunter over there too #i love my bisexual himbo #i also think they need to do this because every fucking time there is ONE femal agent and no more #and there’s always a scene where she has to seduce someone #it drives me insane #this is such a perfect solution #ik this would’ve worked better in the earlier movies during the 90s & 2000s when it was common for people to be like #‘gay??’👀 and not. fucking 2023 or whatever but STILL #it would be SO FUNNY #they could also switch it a bit and have the team totally unphased and when the femal agent says he’s gay someone else on the team just #immediately is like ‘ethan?’ and then ethan’s already going over and says ‘already on it’ #or something like that where they had the back up plan in case he was gay #idk both are good #mines funnier though #anyway i’ll tweet time cruise if this doesn’t happen in 7 i s2g #mission impossible #ethan hunt #*

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: grindin and crammin for finals wwhen id rather be grindin and crammin. in like a sex wway or somethin. i guess. i dunno. shuffles awway sadly. hits my head on a loww hangin branch n bleeds out in the snoww

#source: @amygdalae #did you guys know that when im just posting quotes out my ass im mostly just scrolling through my liked posts #this one was a really funny visual and making it eridan is even funnier #hes not even into it. hes like. yeah sure. runs away crying. hits head and dies #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #eridan ampora

[sleepdeprivationitself]

Toph goes to the Jasmine Dragon in Ba Sing Se and meets Zuko as Lee, knows he's lying about his name, but just assumes that he's trans but hasn't come out yet

She keeps dropping hints that she's an ally and not a snitch

#atla #atla zuko #atla toph #trans #shes trying to subtly be like hey you can tell me the name you actually go by i wont tell anyone miss or mx #she had no clue what kind of trans this very (presumably) cis guy is #but shes being supportive #she realizes that Lee from the tea shop is Prince Zuko later when they formally meet but she still thinks hes trans #because she just doesnt question her earlier assumption that hes trans #also because maybe he doesnt consider himself a true prince after leaving #so if he ever calls himself a prince shed detect that he didnt think it was true and assume it was for trans reasons #(even funnier if zuko later does come out as trans)

[writer-room]

I've decided the only reason Lloyd, known descendant of dragons, didn't tell this to Egalt, who refuses to train non-dragons, is for the same reason he never mentioned he's the First Spinjitsu Master's grandson. It just never came up. Nobody asked him directly about it. And besides, he's only like, one-fourth dragon, so does it really count? He doesn't look like a dragon, and he has never in his life considered himself a dragon. Mentioning his ancestry to Egalt probably would've just made him look like some hotshot, or make him more annoyed. There's no need to bring up such a silly little fact. He's sure it won't be important later.

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitsu master #egalt #text post #talk #dragon lloyd garmadon #the real likelihood is that the writers just quietly brushed that little fact aside (im so sad abt it) #but i think its infinietly funnier that lloyd went down the spinjitsu master route #it just never came up. no one asked. and hes not a COMPLETE dragon so like. why bother telling egalt #the whole time i was waiting for egalt & rontu to b like 'WHO in their SPINJITSUDAMED MIND trained you' #and theyre just like 'oh this guy named sensei wu hes lloyds uncle hes like a master' & egalt is like 'sounds like bs' #then arin as a huge nerd pipes up like 'AND HES THE FSM'S GRANDSON :D' #to which rontu and egalt break their necks whirling around like 'THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE PUNK IS W H A T' #egalt straight up refuses to believe it. rontu is very quickly doing the math & freaking out abt it #wherever these guys are from it might not even be ninjago so like they might not even know the fsm had sons #rontu: im sorry. so youre the grandson. you are aware your grandfather was half dragon half oni. right? #egalt in the background 'THAT BOY IS N O T A DRAOGN I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT' #lloyd blinking owlishly like 'oh yeah i guess so. im only like 1/4th tho' #'BOY YOU ARE 1/4 OF ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONS IN FCKING EXISTANCE' #'YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDMASTER' #the midlife crisis these dragons would have. the crisis the kids would have realizing this #lloyd now cannot go 3 minutes without someone asking 'is there any world-shattering fun facts abt yrself you wanna share' #the fun part is that lloyd forgets all of those informations bc its like. a normal day for him #no one tell wyldfyre she'll flip

[rewritingcanon]

dad harry potter coded

#its even funnier bcuz the original guy in the tiktok’s son was turning 3 😭😭😭 THREEE 😭😭 #he would be having a whole crisis as soon as his baby can walk #he is over compensating with cooking like always #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #james sirius potter #albus severus potter #lily luna potter #<- hes crying over all three of them #he has to bake the cakes at night bcuz his job is so demanding during the daytime. and ginny cant bake or else she’ll burn the house down #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #rewriting #harry james potter #<- i think james and lily would cry over harry getting older so their sensitive genes just got passed down to him ig

[milkbreadtoast]

god I love how silly the TWSB webtoon makes Jesse.... like he's already silly in the novel but the webtoon just cranks it up to 11 😭😭😭 like even when theyre just following the plot and jesse's not even doing/thinking anything that funny they use this opportunity to make him look extremely dorky... i lose my mind at these panels like they didnt have to do any of this but they did😭

and the funny thing is jesse's the one narrating in the novel so he doesnt know what he looks like.... SO HE COULD ACTUALLY BE LOOKING THIS STUPID AND BRO JUST HAS NO IDEA😭😭😭🤭

#twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #jung yeseo #jesse venetiaan #jung yeseo i love u sm #I LOVE THE WEBTOON SM FOR THIS INTERPRETATION LMAOO😭😭 #dorky ass prince....... #makes it even funnier that this is the guy cedric is head over heels for🤭 #also even tho the webtoon makes him so silly they still do a rly good job of #adapting his serious + deep + kind sides... like they do justice to his chara #its just this makes him more gap moe to me PVBTBT🤭 like again hes already silly in the webnovel so its not ooc #webtoon spoilers ig

[be-queer-do-arson]

I do think kevaaron is a step up from Kevin and Thea's fucked up relationship, but personally, my ideal Kevin ship is Kevin x someone who knows absolutely nothing about exy and doesn't really care to. I want Kevin to spend some quality time in therapy, continue unlearning his "exy is the only thing that matters im not valuable without my talent" mentality, then fall in love with someone gives zero fucks about his sports stats but loves listening to his opinions on the schism of 1378

#imagine he falls in love with some random guy from his history class #who's just a deeply average soccer player who's never even seen an exy game #the sheer comedy of it all #anyways kevin x ''just some guy'' will always be my favorite ship #kevin day #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #not hating on kevaaron btw i just think this is funnier

[total-drama-brainrot]

Total Drama Psycho Noah AU, after the 'London Adventure' and the truth being revealed, Chris then decides to make this a reward challenge... The reward is that EVERYONE gets to be in First Class, with NOAH... Chris and Noah are curious to see, who will be brave enough to actually enter First Class, after learning about Noah's insanity... How would Courtney + Gwen + Duncan reacts to seeing the video of Noah's insane side showing? 😈 Would Alejandro and Noah still be friends? 😈

Listen, as much as this idea is so fucking funny to me, I really don't think it'd work from a storytelling perspective.

Though (not to push any agendas here, but-) if Chris were to hypothetically have the remaining contestants go against Noah in an enclosed space, in a sort of predator-vs-prey scenario, it'd probably play out something like The Beast chapter in Slay The Princess... without the "eating them alive" aspect, of course.

(Heavy Content Warning for that link, by the way. There's a lot of violence/gore/body horror, among other stuff, by virtue of it being a horror game.)

Maybe he'd lock everyone in the First Class cabin and turn off all of the room's electronics, so the only source of light in the cabin would be the wavering moonlight from whatever tiny windows are dotted around. Noah would use the cover of darkness to his advantage and toy with his competitors in a similar vein to how the Ripper had in their challenge that day, darting silently through the shadows to 'capture' his castmates, picking them off one by one.

It'd be a fun game of cat-and-mouse for Noah. For the others? It'd be a living nightmare. They wouldn't have the luxury of knowing that Noah wouldn't really hurt them, and the bloodlust they'd seen on that screen would be terrifying to watch but downright petrifying to experience first hand. They would be genuinely fearing for their lives, in a way that Chris hadn't been able to prompt since the early days of Island, and the host would love it.

Not that he would do that. And not that Noah would actually attack anyone either. (Without reason to, of course.)

But you are right about one thing; if this AU were to become a fully-fledged story, the London challenge would have to be a reward, just to keep Noah in the competition. Because he literally snapped Zeke's arms like chopsticks- his team would vote him out in a heartbeat just by virtue of him being so dangerous.

Which means the whole of Team Chris (plus Duncan) would be sharing a poorly-lit, structurally unsound cabin with someone they're terrified of.

...Owen notwithstanding, since Owen's a sweetheart and he knows Noah.

But the others would be immediately on guard around him. Noah, knowing there's no reason to keep up his ruse of sarcastic apathy, would probably relish in their fear- he enjoys tormenting people, after all, especially when that torment is purely psychological. So he'd carry on playing the 'unhinged, bloodthirsty sociopath' just to watch the others squirm.

He'd probably make a huge show of still having the Ripper's knife, tucked safely in the sleeve of his white undershirt, and comment that he and Duncan could be 'knife buddies' or something. If only to see how the punk's pierced face would drain of all colour at the prospect of Noah having a sharp object. (Duncan would absently rub at the puncture scars on his hand, to Noah's delight.)

But it'd eventually get boring, I imagine, so Noah would do something to reassure his teammates that he's not some ethics-devoid monster hellbent on destruction. Because having your teammates be in a state of constant paranoia around you would get annoying after a while, and it'd impact their performance in the competition (which Noah isn't really all that concerned with, but Owen is, so Noah doesn't want to do anything to jeopardise their chances of winning challenges).

So he'd drop the exaggeration of his more violent traits, and intentionally show off the unharmful aspects of himself- namely by koala-clinging to Owen and acting 'normally' like they'd done before the London challenge, and/or by approaching Tyler to ask how he was feeling after being stretched on the rack and sheepishly apologise for leaving him behind (showing empathy and remorse, to humanise himself n front of his teammates).

He's insane, not heartless.

As for Alejandro...? I have no idea. Would he even want to risk approaching Noah to find out if their shared comradery was all a ruse? Would whatever tentative trust he had in Noah be completely shattered by the reveal? Or would he be so engulfed by his need to win the competition that he only views this new development as a boon, since now Noah can be more of a physical asset for their team?

It'd probably be a mix of all of these. Alejandro would be left off-footed by the reveal of p!Noah's 'true self' (however much of his 'true self' he's willing to show to others) but I imagine he'd be quick to ally himself with the guy who can break bones like they're chalk and deceive a whole cast of people for two and a half seasons, regardless of any personal misgivings.

#anyway i think it's funnier to leave gwen and courtney in the dark for a while. team amazon tries explaining it to them but-- #they refuse to hear it. really? noah? the guy who was almost voted out third in island because he wouldn't throw a dodgeball? that guy? #and noah is overjoyed that there's still people who'll underestimate him on the jet. even moreso because now he has a captive audience for- #when he intentionally carries on the ruse with gwen and courtney. the others watch it happen like witnesss of a trainwreck. #p!noah's a chaos gremlin who thrives on sewing discourse and brewing malcontent #BUT he's not a mindless violence machine. he's just a little silly. #also could you imagine chris setting up a whole ass challenge where he lets noah run wild? it's a shame the horror challenge for the wt-- #already happened because p!noah would make SUCH a good 'killer'. #total drama #td noah #td owen #td alejandro #td duncan #team chris is really really really really hot #chris mclean #psycho!noah au #silly ideas #others' ideas #replies #cw violence

[yumedoca]

Love how in the latest episode all this stupid moron does is butt into situations which doesn't even really concern him. He's just there to annoy everyone else and we love him for that.

#great episode!! #and i was so right up about how theyll adapt this one btw #ataru was my fav part i couldnt help but laugh every time he kept butting in like dude its not the time lol #silly little guy.. #urusei yatsura #うる星やつら #urusei yatsura 2022 #ataru moroboshi #god i love him sm #tbf atarus just doing his shtick to make the scenes even funnier than it already is.. XD

[running-in-the-dark]

okay, Flynn fangirling over Darrington Dare might be the cutest thing ever

#the librarians #flynn carsen #noah wyle #like awww. he's obsessed with him 😌 I can relate #I'm not the biggest Flynn fan but he is adorable in this episode #also. that Darrington guy has the nicest arm hair I've ever seen. yeah I don't know either. it just looks really fluffy okay. #and. he is tall and kinda cute. and he is standing next to Jake. soo they are in love 🤷 #also also. Jake. I see you not rolling up your sleeves. that's highly unusual. hmm is someone insecure about his lack of fluffy arm hair? #sorry one day I will stop talking about how creepy the smoothness of his forearms is to me. but today is not that day. #it's just so funny I'm sorry #he could just stop shaving them (or whatever). then I'd stop talking about it. so. not my fault 🤷 #also Cassandra looks adorable in this scene so I didn't want to crop her out #and! I'm looking at this on my phone now and it's really really funny how pink my edits made his cheeks look. they were fine on my #laptop but tbh it's even funnier like this