#dumbass shenanigans

[skelekins]

"no i haven't seen any bunnies around" he said, like a liar.

i couldnt get the image of kelek being a dumbass and hiding around in the castle and 'hiding' on nights head

#just nightmare casually with an ass on his head #'nope havent seen a damn thing' puts a hand up to steady kelek #i didnt realize the pun that nightmare literally has an asshat until posting this #night looks so smol here jkdjaklfaj #pretend he's bigger #kelek #nightmare sans #bunny kelek #kelek snickering from 'behind' the chair #skelekins art #dumbass shenanigans

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Beelzebub, drunk: I don’t give a damn about sin

Crowley, also drunk: yeah, me either, fuck trigonometry

#incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect quotes #good omens #crowley #ineffable dumbasses #beezelbub #drunk shenanigans

[ender1821]

How did my crack fic one shot idea suddenly turn into almost 10k words of nonsense

I

I did not plan this

#ender writes #dumbass shenanigans #stay tuned for this monstrosity of a watt six crossover au one shot fic #it’ll get posted…someday

[beaulesbian]

every time i think zoro and luffy's sense of no-direction couldn't get any funnier a new scene like this appears to prove me wrong

and it's the robin's "we are heading south, so chopper, could you actually point them the correct way before we lose them here forever?" that makes it so hilarious this time

#“it's the skull's right eye- means we have to go right” putting him in a blanket burrito so he can nap and get better #its truly incredible. fascinating. peak dumbass meant-for-each-other shenanigans #zolu #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #tony tony chopper #nico robin #the rest of their crew must be so done with them aksdjsjd #one piece ep 168

[fishnchip3011]

average solarian session at seb's

#the sam and wren shenanigans have so much potential #bc they both bring out the dumbass in each other #every session sebastian and abigail just kick back and enjoy the (shit)show #my art #farmer wren #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley oc #sdv fanart #sdv #sdv oc #sdv farmer #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley sam #stardew valley abigail #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #sdv abigail

[otaku553]

#genshin impact #albedo #tighnari #I think they’d get along great actually #imagine tighnari being Concerned TM for Albedo bc most of Albedo’s survival knowledge is for the snowy mountains #but Albedo physically can’t really die because of homunculus shenanigans so he’s touched by the unnecessary concern #tighnari thinking albedo’s a practical dumbass but an intellectual marvel #but being glad nonetheless to find someone who shares his views on knowledge being a pursuit of passion #and generally enjoying the presence of someone who is skeptical of the Akademiya and also values hands on and free research environments #I enjoy them haha

[ironinkpen]

The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer

Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.

Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.

I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.

#rottmnt #rottmnt raph #raph #don't worry then he'll freak out and buy you a new one #anyway! raph rules!!!!! #and i think the movie has made some people interpret him as like the 'responsible mom' character which is a bummer #bc that's really not him at all #like this is not even NEARLY a complete list of raph's shenanigans #he's a hooligan a fool a dumbass (affectionate) #he loves big flashy exciting fights and does not spare a single thought to stealth 90% of the time #he gets distracted on missions taking selfies with pizza pigeons and wrestlers #and gets annoyed in eps like Bug Busters when leo suggests being more cautious #he would die for his brothers but also he's definitely the type to like. walk into their rooms and sit on them for fun #he values responsibility so much but also makes the most batshit decisions ever #and has probably caused the state of new york thousands of dollars in damages #and he's NOT the boys' dad jesus christ #he grows slightly more serious over the course of the series (out of stress :(() #but at his core he's just a kid who loves fighting and being a hero #and i love him so much ok!!!!!!

[mosslingg-sideblog]

get catnip'd. idiot.

#leshy is a petty dumbass #i love him very much #ibis paint shenanigans #art #fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl fanart #cotl doodles #narilamb #catnip'd #cotl narinder #cotl leshy #the one who bites #doodle

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

#at my conspiracy board like ''he sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake- just like Nicky watching Taylor from Hell!'' #dndads #dungeons and daddies #nick foster #I'm sure I mustn't be the only person who's proposed a headcanon to this effect but anyways in light of recent events! #and Taylor asks Nicky what kind of cookies he likes and Nicky says ''oatmeal raisin'' and Taylor says ''gross'' #but insists on putting those ones out next year and every year after that #nicky freeman #taylor swift dndads #highkey knowing Nicky and the dumbass shenanigans he gets wrapped up in he would do something to accidentally become the real santa claus #like he shows up to the wrong house one year and gets spotted #so then in his mind he has to show up to *both* houses next year #but then the kid from the other house tells all their friends #and what is he gonna do- not get gifts for all of them too? that wouldn't be fair. #you see where I'm going with this? #dndads holiday special starring Nicky in the tale of how he became saint nick #I won't lie to you folks the Closes and Swifts are basically the only reason I care at all about this holiday haha #(though happy holidays to all of you celebrating- whatever you're celebrating!) #''but you're hosting a holiday event!'' YEAH AND LOOK WHO IT'S FOR LOL #(back at my conspiracy board) santa... is just an anagram for satan... it all makes sense!

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 13

How was Jaskier supposed to know that the lovely woman he spent the night with had a husband? Let alone a husband in a big scary poacher gang? So Jaskier is hauling ass through the forest, only to get his leg caught in a beartrap. He faceplants (very daintily, prettily, and most certainly not with an embarrassing wail, thank you very much) and begins sobbing with the pain. Not to mention his cheap lute breaking into splinters. Great. Just great. What a LOVELY day he's having! A pure white werewolf with bright golden eyes suddenly prowls out of the bushes, growling at him, and Jaskier decides that today really is his worst day. No matter how majestic the beast is, this is cearly the end of Jaskier the bard. He sobs and begs to live, apologizing profusely, and the last thing he sees is the monstrous snout getting closer. Geralt, the werewolf, is stalking for food for his pack, only to come across one of those humans in their own traps. Except... This human isn't one of them. He's wearing brightly colored delicate clothing, and wasn't familiar with where their traps were. It's an innocent human. One that smells very nice, under all the stench of blood and fear. Wolf!Geralt creeps closer, and pries open the trap, intending on releasing the human back into the wild, but it just kind of stares at him in horror before passing out. Hm. Well, it appears it needs more care than he initially thought. So imagine the other witcher's surprise when he doesn't bring food back to the pack, but instead brings a human to patch up. The moon dips out of the sky, they all turn back into their witcher-human forms, and now they're all SCRAMBLING over what they're meant to do!? HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A HUMAN AGAIN??? FUCK- I DON'T KNOW! Geralt stop petting him, he doesn't like that, he's human, not a wolf! What do you mean he likes it? Oh shit- EVERYONE QUICK PET HIM! No wait- He doesn't like it any more- One at a time pet him! And uh- Fuck- What do normal people eat!?

♡!Optional addons!♡ • (ORIGINALLY A TAG) Is Aiden a werecat or also a werewolf? And if he is a werewolf (and/or a werecat I suppose), perhaps he's from a rival pack (against his will) and needs to be rescued by Lambert as a sideplot • Maybe the poachers find poor trapped Jaskier and Geralt has to fight them off first, or perhaps they come back later, intent on killing the White Wolf • Perhaps Geralt turns Jaskier into a werewolf (Either with his consent or without his consent ONLY if he has to do it to save his life, we don't fuck with forced bonds here, people)

#I just want to see a bunch of dumbass witcher werewolves care for their bard #Geraskier #And/or MonoPoly Witchersexual Jaskier #Please someone write any of my prompts i need something good after shane madej and ryan bergara broke my heart by becoming capitalists :( #fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #optional smut of course #the regular werewolf sex shenanigans #maybe a knot #maybe a lil scent marking #maybe a lil growling and biting #its up to you darling #werewolf #werewolves #WerewolfAU #Werewolf au #Werewolf Geralt #Is aiden a werecat? or a werewolf like the rest of them? Coen and Letho could also be there to fill up the pack some more #Aiden could be from a rival pack against his will that Lambert helps break him out of as a side plot #if we felt extra gay #lambert x aiden #a soft spot of mine

[khainovo]

happy (late) valentine cardfighters!! sorry this is really late but oh well ft. kamui's failed attempt under the cut

kai out here making emi's standards in men higher just to spite kamui

#cfv #cardfight!! vanguard #cfv fanart #fanart #aichi sendou #toshiki kai #misaki tokura #miwa taishi #kaiai #kaichi #misamiwa #miwasaki #emi sendou #kamui katsuragi #wow khai thats a lot of tags #well its a lot of characters #and their shipnames are weird #happy valentines #cfv gang and their shenanigans i love #aichi and kai are in a relationship here but they're both dumbasses therefore #anyways i hope you guys enjoy the brainrot as usual :3

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Apollo: See you later, honey cake.

Polyboea: Why did Lord Apollo call you that? It's so cheesy.

Hyacinthus: Oh, the nickname is actually from the time I ate 47 honey cakes in one sitting and got a bad stomach ache.

Polyboea:

#apollo #hyacinthus #polyboea #apollo x hyacinthus #hyacinthus x apollo #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology quote #sibling shenanigans #how to make a character who is both a smartass and a dumbass?

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Crowley: *answers phone* what?

Aziraphale: Crowley! Where on earth are you going?

Crowley: I’m going home, what’s the problem?

Aziraphale: Oh my dear, you’re terribly drunk aren’t you?

Crowley: I know that’s why I got a taxi, I’ll get home safe don’t worry Angel.

Aziraphale: Crowley! We were drinking at your place!

Crowley:

Crowley:

Crowley: *taps cab driver* Sir, where am I going?

#incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect quotes #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable dumbasses #drunk shenanigans

[vi-visected]

this is my favorite ship dynamic

#bbc merlin #merlin #sir gwaine #sir leon #sir lancelot #merlin emrys #sir leon the long suffering #lancelot is the one you think would try to discourage shenanigans #You Would Be Wrong #he’s the exact same amount of chaotic dumbass #he’s just more polite

[aspiringfictionwriter]

Ok, hear me out.

What if your D&D BBEG is a dragon and you just have an inflatable dragon set behind your Dungeon Master screen. Just imagine hearing that sound of an inflating dragon as it appears behind the DM.

#aspiringfictionwriter #dnd5e #dnd dice #dnd stuff #dnd shenanigans #dnd #dnd campaign #dnd character #d&d story #d&d ideas #d&d shenanigans #d&d homebrew #d&d #d&d 3.5 #d&d memes #d&d 5e #d&d character #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and memes #dungeons and dumbasses #dungeons and dungeons

[mochiiniko]

original under cut lol

#shoutout to dumbasses in love #gotta be one of my favorite genders #i suddenly remembered that tweet and instantly went “yea. cocole” #rhythm doctor #god the amount of rd art ive made the past few weeks 💀 #chiimo art shenanigans #cocole