#dumbass jon

[willybonkers]

Jon learns Arabic

Jon: Hey Dames can I ask something

Dami: Ofcourse beloved

Jon: What does لا أعرف mean in English

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: what do you mean

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: Dami this is your language of course you know , so what does that word mean

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: Damian come on I am not playing tell me what it means

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: You know what fine , whenever you ask me for something I answer but when I ask for a simple thing you’re simple answer is I don’t know

Dami: but Jon it’s really I don’t know

Jon: that’s enough don’t talk to me for the rest of the day

Jon: * stomps away*

Dami: WTH

#jondami #dumbass jon #Arabic words

[myrzilich]

oh man

#favorite eye dumbass. #the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archive fanart #jonathan sims #tw scopophobia #the archivist #tma jon #jon sims #my art

[a-dumbass-jester]

I forgot to post this here but I made a tma ver of that pixel voice trend

{TikTok ver}

#ignore that the first few sound like shit i was still figuring out what i was doing #the dumbass speaks #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #technically #gertrude robinson #jane prentiss #the distortion #michael distortion #michael shelley #helen distortion #helen richardson #nikola orsinov #jude perry #mike crew #gerard keay #oliver banks #melanie king #georgie barker #alice daisy tonner #basira hussain #simon fairchild #peter lukas

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

As an aspiring hater, I must appreciate Jon’s dedication to the game. He literally met everyone on Team Dragonstone and just immediately hated them. The only reason he and Davos don’t have beef is because they don’t really know each other like that. But otherwise, my boy is ready to throw straight hands every time he has to deal with Mel, or the Kingsmen, and especially the Queensmen. He’s probably even ready to throw hands with Stannis himself but I think he lowkey doesn’t want to do it because that would now be abusing the elderly, which wouldn’t be very good given his track record with Thorne and Slynt.

#tb to that one time when stannis was talking smack about robb and jon was ready to start swinging #when his adwd chapters are full of him eye rolling tf out of stannis’ knights #jon- ‘for the last time you dumb fuck wildlings don’t do royalty like that 🙄🙄😒’ #also Jon - ‘you can’t claim credit for bringing down a giant who had already yielded dumbass 😒😒🙄🙄’ #I know everytime he had to treat with stannis or selyse he absolutely wanted to throw himself off the wall #or give himself to the others idk #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #team dragonstone #stannis baratheon #melisandre

[flyingmintbunny0]

Jmart's sad men aesthetic has captured my heart, I need to lie down 😭

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #I finished this podcast in like 2 weeks I am not ok pfffff #Jon is a dumbass but if Martin loves him then ig he's ok lmao #I will never recover #tma fanart

[thegaynessarchives]

Jonathan Sims stop being a dumbass challenge (impossible)

#tma #magnus archives #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tma fandom #tma memes #jon magnus archives #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma jon #the magnus archives memes #the magnus pod #jon archivist #jon sims #jon sims is a dumbass #but we love him

[toms-topic]

AU where Sasha and Tim became avatars instead of dying so now there are 3 avatars loose in the archives

#Sasha seeing Tim dying in an explosion: NO THE FUCK YOU DO NOT (grabs his spirit and forces it into his corpse) #Tim wakes up as a desolation avatar staring up at Sasha with abject horror #And Jon is fucking conked out about to end up in a coma #Shout out to Martin he is the only human left in the archives #This originally was a ‘Sasha is the Archivist but Jon is still the antichrist’ au #But it was basically the main series with Sasha and Jon doing everything together #Which uh oops #Sasha and Tim talk about their own mortality while Jon keeps throwing himself into dumbass situations. Which god damn it you wet cat STOP #Tbh I only like my Sasha and Martin designs #Tim and Jon though ehhhhhh #tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #tim stoker #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma au #tma sasha #tma tim #tma jon #tma martin

[magpod-confessions]

the whole "haha jon is a pathetic wet cat" joke is tired. it was funny the first few times but now i just roll my eyes whenever i see it. it's just unfunny and overused, that's it.

not to mention, a lot of people genuinely think that jon was stupid and incompetent, ignoring the fact that he was trying his best with the information he had?? he wasn't being stupid, he was grasping at straws.

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#my man had his moments of being an actual dumbass ('YOU DIDNT DIE HERE DID YOU') but yea no hes not that much of an idiot #honestly most of him being stupid was just him... showing clear autistic traits... which doesnt bother me at all/sarc #magpod #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #magpod confession

[garethamm]

Jon in orange prison uniform

#jon hamm #jonhamm #gifs #fargo #fargo ​fx #fargo s5 #fargo season 5 #roy tillman #unbreakable kimmy schmidt #Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Kimmy Vs The Reverend #badass and dumbass

[teddylacroix]

@jonmartinweek 2023: Day #9: Free // Alternate Universe (Mechs!Jon)

I adore the trope of The Mechs being Jon's old uni band, so one of the AUs in my head features Jon and Martin meeting back in the day, with Martin attending their last concert and meeting Jon offstage. What happens afterward branches off into several possible scenarios, some with far more angst than others, but they all start and end happy. :3

#mechs!jon #jonmartinweek 2023 #jmart #jonmartin #jon sims #martin blackwood #tma fanart #the magnus archives #aurora starship #*gently uses a crowded bar to push them together* #dumbasses (affectionate) #maybe one day i'll write one of the branches #after this 15k fest fic and one or two others #the magnus archives fanart #teddy draws #also: this is the first time i've actually managed every day #in a daily prompts event! #i'm so proud of myself #even though it was also kind of stressful bc i thought the fest fic was due sunday lol #but it was fun to finally hammer out some tma drawings

[fromtheseventhhell]

Stansas stalk you and are to cowards and weak to confront you

https://www.tumblr.com/littl3bird/716524376984518656/ecce-felix-exactly?source=share

This is genuinely so hilarious, I can't believe I already have my own fanclub 😭. You blocked me and took screenshots of my post cause you were too nervous to interact with me awwwww. I would love to know what you think a character being a "girlboss" means, cause right now the definition just sits at being a "key female character" @littl3bird .

I also love how they're proving my point! They're acting as though liking Sansa and other "feminine" female characters makes them more feminist than liking "girboss/NLOG" characters like Dany and Arya. Cause we all know being a feminist is about sorting women into (incorrect) categories and deciding which are the better examples of womanhood! Never mind that calling Arya and Dany characters who fulfill "masculine power fantasies" is, in fact, misogyny. Meanwhile, their support of those characters is shallow as hell and only done so they can use them as props. It's so hilarious that they clearly think of Arya and Dany are lesser female characters and that they're in the right for doing so. They can't even pretend to be fair or unbiased for two seconds. They literally have in their bio that they don't want you interacting with them if you think Arya and Dany could get along or like them more than Sansa!

They treat people liking both Dany and Arya as some misogynistic conspiracy against "feminine" female characters. I didn't even say anything about not liking Sansa in that post, or anywhere on my blog. I don't have any "anti Sansa" posts anywhere and all my issues are specifically with her toxic fans who act like this...yet I'm called a misogynist because I don't support the fanon version of Sansa they've made. Guess what? Disliking Sansa doesn't make someone a misogynist and acting as though she's the sole victim of misogyny in this fandom isn't going to make her more important in the story. If you really defended female characters from misogyny, then why is it that you're fine with Dany and Arya being put down to prop up Sansa? We all know the real answer even if they don't want to admit it 🤷🏾‍♀️. They couldn't care less about misogyny, it's just become a convenient tool to use to attack fans of female characters who aren't Sansa. Notice how they don't ever pull this same shit with fans of male characters?

#ask #anon #anti sansa stans #anti jonsa stans #they ship Jonsa and don't think Jon would like Dany everything they say is automatically irrelevant #I love when these dumbasses prove my point! #I said they treat liking Dany and Arya as a conspiracy and they ran to say that we only like them because they're /nlog/ I love it #oh they want Sansa to be more important and popular then she is so bad 😭 #they have to come up with all these excuses and everything else to hide the jealousy it's just sad #/people like them because they act like men/ and that's nowhere in Dany or Arya's writing but I guess it makes them feel better

[thecatspasta]

Btw not gonna be TMAGPosting just yet. I am going insane but I also need to fight my brain to the death before I can do anything

#garlic breath #this just in i am a total fucking dumbass #basically i need to convince the npd that no. you dont need to the the number 1 fan of tma/tmagp. calm down #i love sam gwen and alice so so much #and im brainrotting as all hell #but also my brain is being evil and i cant properly enjoy it yet #which is annoying as shit #BUT JON AND MARTIN AS CHESTER AND THE NAME SORRY I DONT HAVE THOUGHTS FOR ANYONE OTHER THAN JON #OKAY IM SO NORMAL #I WILL CONTINUE TO RESTRAIN MYSELF UNTIL IM NO LONGER INSANE #youre only dreaming

[amanda-melly]

My Good Omens headcanon - some thoughts on the possible endings

1. Please don't make them human I really, really don't want to see them having their grand finale by becoming humans. That's the whole point. Heaven and hell are equally corrupt and need free thinking angels and demons.

And Aziraphale and Crowley love humanity but they don't love the idea of BEING human.

Aziraphale and Crowley like to be an angel and a demon who love each other and love earth and humanity and earthly pleasures and who just love to be an angel and a demon, with their immortal lives, getting to have lots of fun through the ages as humanity develops and changes and comes up with new things for them to enjoy. Both of them have showed us time and time again that they delight in being immortal and being able to make miracles and all that. And, like Crowley says, no dying! It's not on!

This exactly how I want them to end: Aziraphale as an angel, Crowley as a demon. And they get to live happily as an angel and a demon who love each other and earth and humanity etc.

I don't want Crowley to be an angel again and I DEFINITELY don't want them to become human. That would be a cliché and very out of character for both Aziraphale and Crowley, at least the way I see it. Their big character development arc should be that of acceptance of oneself and the other, so a change in their nature would undermine their character development.

2. Make the queer happy please

The way I see it, in my headcanon, by the end of the story Aziraphale and Crowley are overtly a couple (and yes I want them to kiss and I want Aziraphale to take the initiative and I want them to ACTUALLY kiss in a very HAPPY kiss) (and I want it to be implied that they may have sex or that at least they sleep together - or Crowley sleeps while Aziraphale reads right beside him - this image is a fan favorite for a reason). (I know this is a big debate especially for ace visibility but I have also seen people saying that Anathema and Newt got to be a couple almost instantly and that the main couple of the series possibly never got the same treatment because they're a queer couple and I just keep on asking myself how the series could have been very different if aziracrow were played as a straight cis couple) (yes I know that angels and demons are never cisgender but I meant the way the public perceives it) (anyway I'd love to see a nicely handled scene between Aziraphale and Crowley of them experimenting with their sexuality and getting to discover if they are ace or not without moralisms in a healthy scene).

3. I'd like to see in the end the entire system being put into question and blurring the edges of the "sides". The freethinking angels and demons could end up in an alternative corporate/governmental system based on different values - perhaps independent agents, perhaps a democracy?... Maybe Gabriel and Beelzebub would come back for this. Or not. I don't know. I love Jon hamm's portrayal of Gabriel. It's priceless. Please let Jon hamm be in season 3 somehow: flashbacks or whatever.

4. There should DEFINITELY be a suggestion box in the end.

5. The cottage would be cute as long as Aziraphale keeps the bookshop as well. They can have a lovely getaway cottage to spend some time here and there. But, as Crowley says, Aziraphale can't leave the bookshop.

6. I'm still wondering about the whole "book of life" thing. It needs to be important in s3. It can't just be a threat to move the plot of s2 forwards. It needs to make a difference in s3 (or at the very least to be the narrative ticking bomb in s3). If it's already been used, maybe someone important has been erased in the past. Maybe the book of life will be used against someone in s3 and it will create a new timeline and the characters will find out and try to reverse things. But I really don't like this kind of plot device - if the book of life has already been used by an antagonist in season 2 and we don't know it yet, it would imply that everything we have seen so far doesn't have value, because it was manipulated by a mastermind evil puppeteer.

#good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable dumbasses #neil gaiman #good omens thoughts #good omens headcanons #suggestion box #jon hamm is amazing #south downs cottage #aziracrow #aziraphale #Crowley #good omens theory

[a-dumbass-jester]

People should use Jon Sims with Serial Experiments Lain audios more methinks

#THEY FIT SO WELL #the dumbass speaks #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma

[prisonpodcast]

ANYWAYS finished game of thrones and I’m lowkey proud of myself for actually managing to stay committed for 8 seasons that’s usually very hard for me bc I get bored easily and loose interest um well somehow best and worst show I’ve ever watched in my life at the same time truly incredible how they managed that godbless also why is having a “good story” a qualification for being the king yk what who cares it’s done it’s over I’m done thinking about it and how mad I am that Tyrion was an entirely different character from s5-8 than he was in s1-4 especially considering how he was the best character in the early seasons and how they ruined Jamie’s whole entire arc for no reason liek yk what okay suree ☺️🫶 peace and loveeeee

#the finale itself wasn’t too too bad tbh but the events leading up to it definitely were #the whole season was a fucking mess #Jon and Daenerys having a romance was really stupid they had no chemistry and it didn’t feel right for either character #Jon was kinda useless this whole season #and why did Tyrion just become a fucking dumbass after proving himself to be quite intelligent in the earlier seasons #and Jamie…. oh Jamie they fucked him up so bad #also bran. really. bran. why. #.___.

[babygirl-but-a-boy]

the absolute ignorance of Bruce at this moment. Dick did turn out okay, but it wasn't because of Bruce. Dick ran away and created the titans when he was a teenager, he watched almost everyone he loves die (sometimes more than once) any good outcome is on Dick and his ability to persevere. Not because of any action Bruce took- you telling Clark, 'oh fuck up and it'll be fine,' doesn't work because not everyone is like Dick, and Jon could have serious fucking issues if he was neglected the way Dick was.

#bruce is a dumbass #bruce wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #jon kent #damian wayne #occasional vent post ig