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knightsickness · 5 months

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robert era westeros dashboard simulation

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐉 rhaegarsvalyria—deactivated

imagine you are lost targaryen princess danaerys marrying your dear brother, prince viserys targaryen 🤍👰🏼‍♀️

📜 citadelscribe

deactivated… king robert got them

🐺 starkupdates

if you don’t speak politics ned’s basically saying ‘not this time, cunt - papa wolf ned isn’t letting you fuck with his pack. while we’re at it, you’re a terrible jouster, bitch!’ to jaime lannister. who else is doing it like him!!

🥘 bowlofbrown

crying at this they’re both lords they DO NOT care if you live or die. what’s wrong with you people

🌞 bowedbentbroken

aren’t their families literally intermarrying

🪵 riverlandspussy

serfs would stan a dog if it was landed

🐊 lizardlion

bracken dick would be good if they didn’t talk about how much better they fuck than the blackwoods the entire time

🌳 oldegodluvrr

why house blackwood stays 🔛🔝

🗝 livesbythefingers

i have terrible news about what blackwoods also talk about during sex

🔥 melisandre

the red represents projected support for STANNIS BARATHEON - king robert’s once and future HEIR

🦑 saltmalewife

shitting myself at this

🐦 muttonmouthed

stannis there’s doubts near the bloody gate watch out !!

💘 luckylikestcriston

🎭 silkyourstreet

every so often someone accidentally reinvents the fourth council of baelor

🦀 celtigwhore

how is crone not sweeping do you people hate women

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN STILL DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐴 littlestfrey

why are we celebrating? what did he do? /gen

📜 citadelscribe

known cuckold

🌞 bowedbentbroken

do you think littlefinger and varys ever no i shan’t say

🪸 patchpatchpatchface

on earth, the lords eat roast, and the peasants gruel !! in hell, the lords eat gruel, and the peasants roast !!

🪨 dragonstoner

another patchface banger

🦑 saltmalewife

the man cannot miss

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #robert baratheon #stannis baratheon #melisandre #ned stark #jaime lannister #patchface

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kaellecappuccino · 7 months

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#asoiaf #catelyn stark #lysa tully #renly baratheon #stannis baratheon #sandor clegane #gregor clegane #arya stark #sansa stark #jaime lannister #cersei lannister #tyrion lannister #jon snow #robb stark #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #bran stark #daenerys targaryen #rhaegar targaryen

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amber-laughs · 3 months

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grrm said that only nobles have their heads cut off as a sign of respect and lowborns are hanged but when stannis is constantly threatening to execute jon (a lowborn) he threatens him with beheading proving that his murderous threats are a sign of affection bc jon is his favorite son he never had, his little rascal, his angel face smoochie bear, one could even consider jon to be, his special boy. heightened only by the fact that jon is his closest living male relative. that’s uncle stannis (cousins. but that’s not as fun to say) i could even tell you that jon is his true lawful heir but that might make a lot of you throw up and die

#their father and sonism is something that can be so personal #jon snow #stannis baratheon #valyrianscrolls #valyrian scrolls

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laurellerual · 7 months

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I love this things @melrosing

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toadpeee · 6 months

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The time has finally come…

From the amazing talents of 32 individual artists, I’m bring you…

A TAROT OF ICE AND FIRE

Cover art: mkur_art (Instagram)

Patchface: @samiligia

The dragon eggs: @mursartifice

Melisandre: @wweskywalker

The conquerors: @fkaluis

Bran Stark: Dr3adLady (twitter)

Jon & Daenerys: @toadpeee

Drogon, Viserion & Rhaegal: ilona_vvww (twitter)

Brienne of Tarth: taliesart (twitter & Instagram)

Stannis Baratheon: oynon (Instagram) & @toadpeee

Geroge R. R. Martin: @toadpeee

Ned Stark: ilona_vvww (instagram)

Tyrion Lannister: pulksten (twitter)

Lyanna Stark: @polluxxxart

Rickon Stark: @jimmymmtz

Arya Stark: @arte072

Sansa Stark: Sansapilled (twitter)

Olenna Tyrell: highgardenart (twitter)

The World: @toadpeee

Jorah & Daario: @jimmymmtz

Missandei: @reynyra

Oberyn Martell: mrm215555 (twitter)

Podrick Payne: @wodania

Renly Baratheon: @wodania

Robert Baratheon: @laurellerual

Catlyn Stark: Sali_alenn (twitter)

Tywin Lannister: @cyareaxes

Samwell Tarly: @laurellerual

Greyworm: @shikadraws

Rhaegar: @faeporcelain

Margaery Tyrell: highgardenart (twitter)

Jon Snow: Nataa_draws (instagram)

Robb Stark: rozesdoesart (instagram)

Tommen Baratheon: @francy-sketches

Varys: Alorescott (twitter)

Jaime Lannister: talisart (twitter)

Joffrey Baratheon: mrm_215555 (twitter)

Sandor Clegane: @banadraw

#game of thrones #asoiaf #game of thrones art #jonerys #a song of ice and fire #melisandre #the conquerors #daenerys targaryen #brienne of tarth #stannis baratheon #bran stark #oberyn martell #margaery tyrell

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daenystheedreamer · 4 months

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#people's princess ^_^#stole this from a terror meme. im sorry women #yes i made the eyes bluer. that's girlie #stannis baratheon #asoiaf

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artist-ellen · 1 month

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Stannis Baratheon

We are never forgiving and never forgetting this complicated Baratheon's crimes. I went for a very stoic/minimalist sort of look for Stannis. He has to contrast his two energetic, extroverted, unserious brothers. He still needs the gold/yellow, but it's a costume heavy on the deep blacks and almost Quaker-inspired finishing touches.

I am the artist! Do not post without permission & credit! Thank you! Come visit me over on: instagram, tiktok or check out my coloring book available now \ („• ֊ •„) /

#stannis baratheon #ellenart #redesigning game of thrones #asoiaf #character design #costume design #valyrian scrolls #digital illustration #historically inspired #house baratheon

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jeyneofpoole · 7 months

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stannis is the general manager of the world's worst olive garden. davos is his favorite assistant manager and sometimes stannis takes him into the walk-in and licks the stumps of his fingers in a normal way. jon is his least favorite but he runs that shit like the navy which stannis respects except he's literally held jon down before to wipe the eyeliner off of his face because he hates emos. jon cries in the walk-in. after the fingersucking. oh also it's important that you know in this au stannis did still cut off davos's fingers himself and that's not like normal they're just fucking crazy. the pasta at this place sucks shit.

#yippee #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #stannis baratheon #davos seaworth #stavos #modern asoiaf

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rainbow-femme · 11 months

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Stannis: Why did my brothers, The Party Kings, inspire so much love and loyalty while I, Guy Who Let’s A Witch Set People on Fire-

#he’s just out here burning people and religious icons and wondering why everyone loved the drunk guy who sang and hung out all the time #asoiaf is a comedy #stannis baratheon #stannis the mannis

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fuckalicent · 28 days

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jon stannis and edd’s miserable asses on the wall together how did it not collapse from the sheer woefulness emanating off them all

#jon snow #stannis baratheon #dolorous edd #edd tollett #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #a feast for crows

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knightsickness · 4 months

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stannis victim of misogyny untenably real

#being anti roberts claim pro stannis claim also really funny #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #hotd #house of the dragon #stannis baratheon

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amber-laughs · 3 months

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honestly the rebellion did nothing but tear siblings apart. lyanna and ned on opposite sides of the war leading to a rift between ned and benjen, ashara and arthur losing each other, lysa slipping deeper into her resentment of catelyn, the final nail in the coffin for stannis and robert, hoster and the blackfish parting, cersei and jaime delving deeper into their sick ways, oberyn fleeing westeros forcing him and doran to grieve their sister on their own never healing

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melrosing · 16 days

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#robert baratheon #stannis baratheon #renly baratheon #asoiaf #melrosing art #asoiaf caramelldansen thing #u wanted to see stannis well here he is #idk how many more I’ll post in advance but no harm ig!!

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asharaxofstarfall · 7 months

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sorry that you view stannis as a chad- sigmamale-based-womanfucker. you're really missing out on the real stannis 'autistic eldest daughter middle child repressed gay accountant girlson-failure' baratheon

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #not me though 😋🤞🤞#stannis baratheon

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bananacorn-limeade · 8 months

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A tale they said was TOO SHOCKING for the screen.

Ladies and gentlefolk, American International Pictures presents the CINEMATIC EVENT of 1961:

A SONG of ICE and FIRE!

A Roger Corman production. Music by Albert Glasser.

Starring... well, you'll see. (Will this be a "good" movie? Absolutely not. Will costumes and hairstyles be woefully anachronistic? For sure. Will many casting choices be questionable? Indeed. Will major plot points be changed to comply with the morality clauses of the Hayes Code? You betcha!)

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