#dumb friends dumb friends

[ryllen]

i have to get this out of my system

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv haley #stardew alex #stardew haley #stardew valley alex #stardew valley haley #genderbend #fanart #yes ; short hair stays short ftw #kinda makes me want to fiddle with the others #i'm thinking if bachelorettes were bachelors; i think i would marry penny #i love when girls denial of love or too embarrassed to be in love they yell #harry said ironically he is not dumb but alexa agrees make me cry #i think it's moe if alexa is short but u see her trying her best so hard #she will shine when she makes it #i love the thought of harry knows alexa is kinda pure hearted he wants to protect her from bad choices #tho sometimes he doesn't even give the best choices #dumb friends dumb friends #but at least he can be mean to chase u away if needed

[collaredkittyboy]

#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

[makanidotdot]

i was made aware a warcraft version of this meme didn't exist

#comic by illidan's alpha male podcast #warcraft #illidan #tyrande #malfurion #human resources meme #also they are not cool at all they are all dumb #one of my friends is reading wota its their fault

[dumblittleminx]

I need a friend that sits me in his lap, just for innocent snuggles. He offers me a joint, I don't wanna take it, but he's just so sweet and convincing. He'll take care of me, he says. I get dizzy. He starts to touch me more.

But it's nothing unusual. I enjoy it, he says. I shouldn't worry my pretty little head about it.

My brain is cloudy? No, it's not. Come on, Sweetie, one more. You're gonna feel even better. You like this. You like how light and silly it makes you feel. Are you hot baby?

Awww, it's fine. Just lose your pants. That's right. Come straddle my lap. Aw, you look so out of it. That's right. Bounce on my cock like a dumb little slut. I wonder how long it takes until we get you addicted to my cock...

#dumbification #mind corruption #brainless #dumb baby #corruption kink #dumb slvt #dumbing down #mind conditioning #friends to lovers #cnc k!nk #intox k1nk #forced intox #intox kink #drugging kink #cock addiction

[corvidcall]

"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an afton-"

"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an emily-"

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #i think if it turned out that mike was actually an afton it would be kinda... #dumb? #but i think if it turned out that mikes dad had been friends and business partners with william afton i think that would still work #like. mike was a traumatized child so i wouldn't be surprised if he forgot what his dads friend looked like #or at least that he wouldnt recognize the man years later #and it would explain why afton was in Nebraska and able to snatch Garrett #even though its implied that Nebraska isnt where they live

[goodpvppy]

let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me

#i’m normal #hornyposting #ftm nsft #mlm kink #mlm nsft #mlm puppy #p3t play #pet pl4y #pet pl@y #dumb puppy #puppy sub #puppy barks #nsft puppy #bd/sm puppy #ftm puppy #ftm sub #ftm ns/fw #petpl4y #whines at your door… owner hasn’t been very active to me this afternoon and i am needy #he missed my picture too but that’s fine because it made me happy to see my friends get attention #whine whine whine #let me kiss you senseless and watch you grow hazy and make your head spin with the marks I’ll leave at your neck #please let me make you as desperate as I am for you #i want to make love to you as desperately as i need you to use me

[birf]

I was watching spy x family with friends and one of them went “if this is propaganda to have children and work for a government agency it’s working” and we all laughed but the more we watched we were like “…….oh my god is this propaganda to have children?”

#edit: this is a dumb joke my friend made do not come to my inbox arguing how sxf is not propaganda I don’t not care #please this wasn’t suppose to be serious or conspiratorial #also this isn’t a negative post I really like the show #spy x family

[qrowscant-art]

ai generated image

#this is really dumb but it made me laugh so hard i forgot about my chronic pain #“my robot friend produces beautiful photo-realistic ASCII art of me” “well mine doesnt.” #robot oc #artificial intelligence #original character #mal-art #robot x human #tthw #fodder #is-ot

[c0zyrainfall]

Becky is apologizing for him now 💀

#“sorry for my dumb friend” #“he's being dumb” #“but i still want him to dance with my best friend #“so sorry” #damianya #becky blackbell #spy x family #sxf manga spoilers #sxf manga

[homefryboy]

expressed this sentiment before but I like when there’s 2 bad guys and they’re shaped like this

for examples

#just me being dumb #super mario #disney #sonic the hedgehog #adventures of sonic the hedgehog #rocky and friends #rocky and bullwinkle #cyberchase #101 dalmatians #hercules #kaput and zösky #not tagging all these mfs this was enough trouble... #wanted to include spider queen’s henchmen from billy & mandy #but could get literally no good shots #also ig the aunts from james & the giant peach

[drbtinglecannon]

Everyone enjoy this pic of our new cat, Chester. The thousand-yard stare and extremely mushed face really make it an instant classic

#cats #tc posts #part of why ive been so busy & dying was all this stuff w adopting him but its all calming down now. its been a process introducing him #to the other two cats but theyre all starting to chill & hang out which is all i could ask for is them to be friends #chester is kinda dumb but also very smart. classic kitten behavior #tho introducing him to his new brothers has been less stress than getting him fixed & having him in a cone for 10 days. that was rough

[redysetdare]

I kinda wish that "oh they don't know they are dating yet lol" was used less as a joke because while it can be funny to think about people not recognizing their obvious feelings it also shows a major issue with amatonormativity and believing certain ways people interact with each other can only be read 1 way. It shoves relationships into a box and assumes the people in their own relationship don't know any better and so can't possibly label it correctly.

"they say they are friends but obviously they just don't know they're dating yet!" Assumes that 1. Friendship is less than romance. 2. That the way these people act with each other has to be romantic and any other interpretation is wrong including the people who are interacting own interpretations of their relationship. 3. Assumes you, a third party observing the relationship you are not part of, know more and better than the people in the relationship and thus have authority to put a label on said relationship.

Do you see the problem here? Do you understand how fucked up it is to constantly be told your relationship is something it's not. Do you understand how rude it is to undermine people's own ability to properly label their own relationships. It does not matter if YOU think they are dating. If they say they are friends then they are F R I E N D S.

The thing Abt relationships is that all parties in the relationship have to agree with what it is. If one says they are dating and the other says they are not, then they are not dating and they will never be until both agree on that face. Simple as that.

#text #amatonormativity #relationships #aro #aromantic #ace #asexual #aroace #aspec #ive seen 1 too many jokes abt characters actually dating but being to dumb to know #like maybe...maybe expand ur view on how relationships can be structured and accept that #maybe the perception of their relationship isnt something to be belittled and laugh at #maybe explore the idea of friends who still kiss??? instead of being 'haha funny doesnt know they r dating'

[ohsleepie]

The prince and his Physician. A role-reversal au based on a dream I had that I wanted to draw something for. More ramblings under the cut

In this au, there is a kingdom of men where the briar valley once stood. Silver, the heir to this kingdom, has been the only member of the royal family for centuries, the result of a curse that causes him to die before he's old enough to ascend to the throne and reincarnate days after his passing. Silver's immortality was once a symbols for the kingdom's permanence, but the repeated death of their monarch every two decades or so has left the citizens with perpetual, generational sorrow with seemingly no solution as no one besides Silver was alive when the curse was placed.

A few centuries after Silver was born and it was believed the last full-blooded fae in briar valley had either abandoned the land or died, a draconian fae child is found in the brambles. This fae, given the name Malleus, was brought to the kingdom at the request if the prince and raised as part of the royal court with the express purpose of becoming the royal physician/chemist. It is believed that Silver's curse, as everlasting as it seems, was placed on him by a fae with extreme magical prowess and if anyone has a chance of breaking it, it's another fae. The kingdom believes that Malleus will be able to break the death curse and allow Silver to become their immortal king.

However, Silver has other plans for his chemist. From an early age, Silver requested that Malleus use his talents to find a different kind of solution to his curse that he can never tell anyone. He wants Malleus to find a way to stop his reincarnations entirely and let him unburden his people with the monarchy. Whether to fulfill the request of the kingdom he calls home, or the prince that took him in is in Malleus' hands.

#twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #silver vanrouge #fanart #my art #illustration #fantasy #listen im not saying this idea is GOOD not at all its kinda dumb. but thinking about malleus and silver and who is actually protecting who #this idea kinda plays offa that thought. theyre in service to eachother theyre bonded theyre dedicated and invested in eachothers wellbeing #choosing to weave their lives together despite the entanglements of their histories they WANT to be bonded #brothers but not exactly its its FRATERNAL it is woven theyre best friends but not #oh its just too complex to put to words goodbye forever #prince and physician au

[snejkha]

Fullbody of Lore for @monstrous-ideas //

#my dumb art #my friends ocs #firbolg

[rynris]

I love Alisae so much.

#i love that she's so excited for VIOLENCE every time #head empty PUNCH TO SOLVE PROBLEMS #i will cure my friends by PUNCHING MY WAY TO VICTORY #i'm bored LET'S FIGHT #ffxiv #alisae #alisae leveilleur #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv fanart #dumb sketch #art tag

[lovely-v]

Me before completing the forest temple: okay I get that ocarina of time is fun and nostalgic for people but it’s a bit of a stretch to call it one of the greatest video games of all time

Me after completing the forest temple: By revealing that Link is not a Kokiri, but a Hylian, the game effectively strips him of his humble origins amongst a group of people that already fail to recognize him in his adult form. Thus, kokiri village instantly becomes a location that is no longer Link’s home in any sense, exacerbated by the fact that the game now loads up in the temple of time instead of Link’s bedroom— he is a stranger in the only place that has ever been familiar to him and he is depressingly reduced to his destiny alone. However, the subsequent introduction of the time travel mechanic, which allows the player to travel from the horrific apocalyptic future back to the idyllic past of Link’s childhood, gives new meaning to the idea of this “destiny”. In effect, Link is not a stock “chosen one”, but a protagonist who consciously decides to fight onwards. Link’s dual existence as a child who knows the grim future and as an adult who was powerless to stop disaster gives a sort of desperation to his character, because while it brings the player relief to revisit the Castle Town that is populated by cheerful villagers instead of lurking zombies, the story can only be progressed through the acknowledgement of reality — the decision to make those seven years pass again. Therefore, both the player and Link as a character must be proactive in their heroism and make the conscious choice to struggle onwards despite the darkness that permeates—

#veesaysthings #ocarina of time #fantasy story: yeah the protagonist can never go home again. Me: OH MY GOD THEY CAN NEVER GO HOME AGAIN #Im dearly sorry for all the Zelda posts #I’m getting my shit rocked by ocarina for real #(no spoilers I literally JUST got to this point in the game) #thank you so much to my friend who is forcing me to play this #I will cry at all the temples though bc I am so awful at puzzles pls I am so dumb