#dishes are the worst

[ailelie]

I need to finish the dishes. I've spent an hour-ish on them. I think I may only have 20-30 minutes left.

(It is one week of dishes for one person. I dry as I go. I despise dishes. I'm slow at them).

I have promised myself ice cream if I finish my dishes.

(This may have been why I put together the delicious, no-churn oreo ice cream this morning: incentive to myself).

I am pushing my procrastination a little further by writing this post because when I click "post now" I will get up, use the restroom, and then drag myself back to my kitchen sink.

#dishes are the worst #every other chore is fine #laundry is a non-issue #but dishes were my chore growing up #i hated them then #i hate them still #but i really really need a routine #because i can't let them build up as i've done before #last week it took me three hours to do my dishes #that's absurd

[awakefor48hours]

Doing the dishes

#out of all the household chores #dishes are the WORST #i can't deal with them #they stack up so quickly #and stack even faster if you forget just once #and there's so many of them #this is why i eat out all the time #i can't handle dishes #i can't

[musubiki]

teasing...?

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tcwg #tmaomal #mochi #lime #limochi #fluff #ocs #original #art #lime can-dish-it-out-but-cant-take-it goldwood #everything is flirting and games until mochi goes uno reverse card and suddenly hes an animal #fall break ends tomorrow :') time for the worst two weeks of my life for the 6th semester in a row

[bumblingbabooshka]

Headcanon that Seven of Nine and Naomi actually find Neelix’s cooking to be fine because it’s the only food they’ve ever eaten/their first introduction to food and when they get to Earth everyone’s so excited to show them Alpha quadrant foods but neither of them likes anything they’re offered very much. Seven doesn’t really care either way except that she has to get used to a whole new palette and Naomi likes the obvious (Ex: candy, cake) but frequently complains that nothing tastes ‘right’. Naomi: -pushing away a slice of pizza- I don’t like it... Tom: You’re kidding me. You don’t like pizza? Naomi: It doesn’t taste right! Make it how Neelix used to. Tom: You want me to put gerhalorian beets and yuk mushrooms in the sauce so it congeals into a lumpy, slightly sour mess? Is that what you want, Naomi? Naomi: Yeah :(  I want Naomi and Icheb to work tirelessly together on a side project for years until finally doing it - being able to communicate clearly with those in the Delta quadrant! Icheb uses it to speak to the other borg children (now adults) and Naomi immediately uses it to call Neelix and ask him to find the nearest time portal and toss a big box of leola root into it. She’s been craving it for years! No one told her the Alpha quadrant didn’t have leola root, she wouldn’t have gone otherwise!

#Naomi's suffering through the worst case of 'food you had ALL the time as a kid but can't get as an adult' #Her next goal is constructing some way for ships to pass through the quadrants quickly and safely so Neelix can come visit her and also #Voyager's crew can stop getting themselves hopelessly lost and presumed dead out there #Naomi's favorite joke is that if she knew the alpha quadrant had/didn't have X she wouldn't have come! Her mom doesn't love it v_v #st voyager #Naomi Wildman #Seven of Nine #Neelix #I also think every member of the crew has a certain food they really loved but can never eat again v_v either bc alpha quad doesn't have the #ingredients or the replication abilities or bc it was something that was given as a gift by a delta quad alien or Neelix was only able to #make it once etc #I believe Neelix's cooking is a mixed bag. Some of his dishes are earnestly not good and some of them are for a palette that #the crew doesn't have...but after seven years you develop a palette. Like they still PREFER alpha quadrant food but every so often they're #like DAMN...do you remember when Neelix made-? and it's always a happy conversation #OH and also he has limited ingredients bc of Voyager's situation and doesn't know what the human foods they ask for are or what they should #taste like so it's trial and error babey!!!

[lokiusly]

tw: sh

what if when Mobius said “scar tissue”, Mobius meant he self h*rmed after the other hunters were killed because he thought it was his fault?

#:( this is the WORST hc but it was also a logical one #makes sense if you think about Loki literally attempting suicide when he let go in the first Thor movie #Mobius knew because he had lived that too in a sh way #he always always wears long sleeves #I was washing my dishes and looking at the scars on my arms from years ago and I was like NO not Mobius :( #lokius #mobius #loki season 2 #loki show #loki x mobius #loki spoilers #mcu loki #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #loki #mobius and loki #loki series #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #marvel #loki odinson #wowki #loki season two #mcu #loki s2 #loki and mobius #lokiedit #loki marvel #mobius mcu #marveledit

[perfectly-clear-from-here]

trying to mentally cope with the fact that like in 2 weeks I'll be seeing miles in the flesh after he's literally been the sun that I've orbited around for an entire year and im failing absolutely miserably at it.

#might faint who knows #pre gig jitters are always intense but jesus these ones have a bit of a kick to them 😭 #bit spicy innit #also the gig is like the day after i send off my applications to uni which is. the worst comical timing ever idk how I'll cope 😭 #*throwing myself around the kitchen and breaking multiple sets of dishes in the process* #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #miles kane

[autistic-katara]

me: dude im not even feeling that tired rn and haven’t for ages oh no oh fuck im probably accidentally faking my disability-

my chronic fatigue, loading ammunition into a massive fucking cannon: damn really bro?

#been so tired these past like 2 days #like not regular gotta lie down tired nah #like i don’t have the energy to do basically anything tired #and again i don’t mean like idk i can’t wash the dishes cause idk i’m sleepy or whatever #i mean like i physically can’t do or say like double the amount i normally can’t #like i’ll know how to do smthn or what to say clearly in my head but i just don’t have the energy to get it out if that makes sense #and that’s not like all of it but it’s one of the worst parts (at least rn) #like i feel like i’m actually going insane cause of this it’s just rlly weird #idek i am also like i gotta lie down most of the day tired #but it’s not that strong idk #this is turning into kinda a vent idk #but it’s fine to rb the actual post is fine #chronically ill #chronic fatigue #disabled

[evilkaeya]

I think about this frame often

#father of all fisheye frames #this is the worst one #me when I'm washing the dishes and something soft and gooey touches my hand

[daincrediblegg]

Ok real quick bc I wanna prove my mother wrong

Because my mom literally brews one pot of coffee at the top of the week (in a normal coffee maker), drinks from the same brewed pot throughout the week (from the pot. No bottling it. No refrigeration. Does not reheat it. Just room temperature coffee that has sat in the pot for up to a week). Makes a new one when she runs out.

#more crucial context: the pot is directly next to the sink right under where we keep paper towels too so. that dishwater. she be getting in #there’s also a mug she keeps next to it. and to my knowledge. she never washes it. #(evidenced by it’s always Thee Favored mug at the moment. and I have never seen it in the dish drain when I get home ever #and yes. she DOES take her coffee with milk and sugar #I think the mug situation might make this even more nasty than just the stale pot of room temp coffee does #but still. I wanna know if I’m right about this #egg’s polls #this is not her worst food sin btw. just the most consisten out of many #you should have seen the burgers I could’ve eaten tonight. she basically just upended 3 wads (not balls. wads) of ground beef in a used pan #and was gonna call it a day at that

[ishgard]

i am so obsessed with her rn. if you don't support womens wrongs get out please and thank you.

#mine #aria bateleur #pose: rook #she's so fucked up #she enjoys tea and sweets and curling up by a rainy window with a good book #also cooking people #(i've never watched hannibal but fancy dishes like that) #...or sometimes just raw when the mood [berserker] hits #she's meteions little half sorta sister but only what amon could cobble together #she has a messed up sense of identity because yeah she's a chimera in the worst way #she wants to be loved she wants to be loved so bad but she knows its all useless in the end

[gio-cosmo]

The p3r dlc really has me walking around Tartarus with the Junes theme playing in the background. What a time to be alive.

#“Gio did you seriously spend 200 dollars on the aigis deluxe addition and then pay 35 dollars for a dlc are you fr??’’ #“Gio they are practically stealing ur money away from you at this point what on earth are you doing’’ #IDK 😭😭😭 #nahhh I’m actually kind of broke now I’m getting worried abt my money supply ☺️ especially considering I’m still jobless ☺️ #I might be getting a job at a dishwasher soon tho 😯 #urgh I can’t believe people actually have to work….society…. #tbh I’ll probably end up backing out last second as always bc I don’t want to wash dishes :( #why would I wash dishes when I could be writing or drawing :( #urgh #agghhhh #persona #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #p3 #If I actually do end up getting the job (doubt) I genuinely bet I’ll last a week before either quitting or getting fired #like fr 😭 I’m cooked #I have the worst work ethic ever it’s actually crazy #HELPPP WHY AM I RAMBLING ABT MY JOB TROUBLES UNDER A PERSONA POSTTTT #LMAOO #I lovveeee oversharing on the internet 💕🫶 🎉 #anyways every days great at your Junes and whatnot #wish I could work at Junes smh #the junes theme song would make it bearable #BEARable haha get it haha bc teddie is a bear and teddies the mascot haha #persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden

[lady-lostmind]

Soapy Water

Love is: Doing the dishes even when it's the worst chore ever.

a @steddielovemonth prompt Thank you @oh-stars for betaing this!

WC: 202 | Rating: T

ao3 link

Eddie hates doing the fucking dishes. More than anything. They’re gross. Little bits of food are always floating around in the water, and they stick to his hands and he can’t see where anything is because of the soap, so he has to kind of…swish his hand around in there to find the stuff at the bottom and–

Eddie groans, trying to push back the wave of nausea as his hand touches something soggy in the water, yanking his hand out. Steve comes up behind him and laughs, wrapping his arms around Eddie’s waist and resting his head on his shoulder. 

“Baby, I told you I don’t mind doing the dishes if it bothers you this much. Just leave them.”

Eddie shakes his head. “I’m not going to make you clean up my mess, Stevie. You didn’t even eat any of this.” 

Steve presses a kiss to Eddie’s neck. “Go get ready for bed. I’ll finish these up.” 

Eddie sighs and leans back against Steve as he reaches over to dry his hands before turning in Steve’s arms and kissing him gently on the lips. “What if we just let them soak tonight and I take you to bed with me instead?” 

#steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie fanfic #lady_lostmind #steddielovemonth #day 5 #love is doing the dishes even when it's the worst chore

[oak23]

Thinking about the fact I had to do this amount of dishes for about 2 years straight and no one else living there thinking it might have added to my growing resentment and exhaustion.

#the worst fucking part is that I ALWAYS washed my own dishes only for one of them to accuse me of being lazy #or the fact that I literally made the ultimatum of not cleaning the dishes or cooking anymore then be told I don't communicate #absolutely insane to me if youre in your 20s you should be able to clean dishes

[majicmarker]

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#*stefon from snl voice* this. book. has. EVERYTHING!!— #how to clean your sex toys (NOT dawn dish soap for the love of god) #being emotionally vulnerable with your partner #food as a love language (so! many! beverages!) #the importance of supporting everyone’s identities within the queer community #BANGERS 🎶 #and straight men saying the worst things you’ve ever heard in your LIFE #(and they’re Real Things men said to me during my tenure at the sex shop too) #it’s here it’s queer and it’s serving So Much millennial existential dread 😎✌️ #a/n #book tag: wyv #demisexuality #ace spec #bisexuality #indie romance #authors on tumblr

[clannfearrunt]

“Oh I’ll just put these in the sink I’ll just wash them later :)” that’s the devil speaking u gotta wash them right now while it’s fresh or it’ll get gross in the sink and it will be very bad to touch later don’t listen to it if at all possible

#the worst dishes are the ones where you Have to soak or it won’t come off #Con stop yapping

[meirimerens]

got the tldr of the vid that I'm Not Watching All That & somewhat amusing how the straw breaking the camel's back for people over James Somerton is his blatant and unashamed plagiarism (as it should be genuinely i don't think you can nor should recover from this) like he hasn't regurgitated for years vile, unempathetic, ahistorical and Purely Just Wrong information about gay history including about the fight for legal same-sex marriage in the US and the AIDS crisis. like an alarming amount of people truly heard his ass say "all the good fun funky artistic and radical gays died of aids and all those who were left were unfun stuck-up prudes and conservatives also the fight for legal same-sex marriage was an assimilationist ploy by the latter who just wanted big gay weddings" as if the gay men who survived the epidemic didn't literally lose lovers and friends and entire communities and long-term partners who they shared a life with and who were denied any crumb of this previous life at their death because there was no legal recognition for same-sex cohabitation and unions and their homophobic family could tear everything from the surviving partner thanks to this lack of recognition and let it slide.

some people out there were truly so eager to shit on the boring assimilationist prude gays who survived aids by being stuck-up prudes and who just wanted "big gay weddings" they made up in their minds to get mad at that they turned their brains off and let it slide. they could've used their smoothed-out brains for ONE minute & found out that surviving took 1) plain boring luck and 2) radical, loud, proud gay activists campaigning for safe/safer sex and the information campaigns they led, as well as the protests and demonstrations they undertook to make the government fucking care for once. and that legally-recognized unions [be they civil or religious] were a matter of survival for the partner left behind. some people out there truly let a business major with a turtleneck (possibly the definition of boring) passing himself off as cool and radical and an intellectual tell them homophobic bullshit. and did not blink. like OF COURSE this guy's gonna be a plagiarist. he needs to get his information from SOMEWHERE. because when he tries to formulate his own stuff it's complete fabrications or the frankensteining of multiple sources that he manages to misunderstand/misrepresent threefold over. trying to fit a knit sock over the foot with the inside out and wonder why that itches.

i know many people in his audience are likely very young and also likely american and as such did most of their growing up in a world where their country (1 out of 195. give or take.) had legalized gay marriage but i cannot even begin to describe 1) how Young legalized gay wedding is, even in ""the west"" and 2) how many. other countries there are. my country legalized same-sex marriage before the US did. i am not even 25 and i still remember the hordes of catholics marching down the streets chanting homophobic slogans, implying the only reason two mommies or two daddies would want to raise a child together is for nefarious, vile purposes. i still remember families having to drag their asses into court to argue that, yes, a woman who raised a child for its whole life with another woman she's in a long-term committed cohabitated relationship with should have the right to be considered a direct guardian even if she's not biologically related to the child, and spending thousands of bucks having to argue their case in court. this might be shocking to some, but there are countries where homosexuality is punishable by death. in others, not by death, but by imprisonment. in others, not by imprisonment, but by ""medical intervention"". in others, not by ""medical intervention" but by fines. and in some others still, you can be gay (yay!) but you still cannot get married or civil-unioned, and the very same shit that was discussed in the 80s is still discussed now. the right to stay a guardian of your partner's child if your partner dies or is ill, so the kid does not go into foster care. the right to inherit your partner's property according to married rights instead of having through long annoying time- and money-consuming legal processes. the right to arrange your partner's funeral or have a say in their medical choices if they're incapacitated instead of their (potentially homophobic) families.

like We Are Not There Yet. we are not in a world where any homosexual can truly, fully, wholeheartedly assimilate, whether you consider it a good thing or not. fun gay artists and boring uninteresting gay office workers die the same death that we all do. the one you don't wake from. and guess what. all types of homosexuals, regardless of which ones you pick and choose to be mad at, are affected by homophobic legislation. not just the ones you think should be spared because they're oh so fun. and oh so radical.

donate to the rainbow railroad org if you can. they help LGBT+ people escape state-sponsored violence. a singular nail on one of their members' hand does more activism and real-life good than any mfer making video essays could do in his entire life.

#also were the two gay male writers who died of AIDS who's shit you stole of the ''fun artistic gays'' or the boring ones? you seem to like #their stuff enough to steal. you want their talent their eloquence and their presence; which is missed; sooo bad you look stupit! #also gay people have always gotten married. privately; clandestinely; in secret; in shame often. #gay people have had commitment ceremonies for as long as we've had partners. #like even if some of us did want ''big gay weddings''. by all means cope and seethe that no one wants your hand in marriage #and to dedicate their lives to you as you do to them publicly; to the world's face. but that's a skill issue. #not making this shit rebloggable i'm just complaining about the guy. have disliked him for a while for this ^ & also his fabrication of #how Radclyffe Hall's trial actually went. like you can literally wikipedia this shit. #unrelated me and my dad have this joke where when i feel like my academic life is not too great/i maybe should have done something else #i go ''well i might have gone to the Unemployment Factory; but at least i'm not a Business Student [shocked face] [retching face]'' #and my dad hysterically laughs. all of the worst people he's ever met had been business students once. #anyways. allmother mother of all great priestess of dishing out Ls to the deserving #thank you for having taken this man down in such a glorious colossal blaze. CHEH! #neigh (blabbers)