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enemui · 6 months

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⁉️What your favorite Genshin Impact character says about you🫵

🐰Amber: Your favorite Pokémon is Eevee and your favorite Sanrio character is My Melody.

🌹Lisa: You're not scared of smart women but you are scared of interesting women.

🛡️Noelle: You don't know shit and plan on keeping it that way.

🫧Barbara: You either sell or buy gamer girl bathwater.

🦇Fischl: You're quarter-delusional. Like, you are delusional, but sometimes you're aware that you are delusional.

☘️Bennett: You have a soft spot for miserable little creatures and you desperately need a bigger character trait than that.

🍖Razor: You love dogs, even if they're old, ugly little goblins.

🐱Diona: You love cats and hate alcohol. Those are two rare instances of you feeling strongly about anything.

🔮Mona: You were assigned financial irresponsibility at birth, and haven't managed to do anything to change your fate.

🗡️Rosaria: You think having a healthy biorhythm is overrated. You also look like a human cigarette.

🖌️Mika: You let your feelings of pity towards others control you.

🍀Klee: You're the fun parent. You probably own a spoiled pet.

🦴Sucrose: You actually love to talk, people just hate to listen.

🧪Albedo: You're gay and neurodivergent.

❄️Eula: You're weak to corporate tricks. You should really work on that.

🦚Kaeya: You're not known to have functional relationships and healthy coping mechanisms.

🦉Diluc: You think you could get an edgy boy to open up to you. You couldn't because the moment someone is even a little cold to you, you will cry.

🦁Jean: You always order the same thing from the menu. Not because it's your favorite, but because you're scared of trying anything new.

🍏Venti: If being horny and annoying was a sport, you'd be an Olympic athlete.

🐇Yaoyao: You can be sold anything with a cute mascot plastered on it.

🌶️Xiangling: You wonder how a lot of different things taste like and you need to be stopped.

🧊Chongyun: There's a great disparity between how you want to be perceived versus how you are actually perceived.

💦Xingqiu: You are knowingly annoying and don't plan to stop anytime soon.

🎸Xinyan: You're misunderstood, but you definitely don't make an effort to be anything else.

⚰️Hu Tao: Your self-proclaimed pranks have resulted in actual damages to people's mental and physical well-being.

🎼Yun Jin: You've projected onto your partner before to the point you lost the ability to identify their actual character.

🥥Qiqi: You aren't swayed by public opinions.

🐍Baizhu: Close the wikipedia tab with a list of terminal diseases, you're fine, just severely dramatic.

🏔️Shenhe: You've been in abusive relationships. Not sure if as the victim or perpetrator, but you were in them.

🎲Yelan: You'd be perfectly content as a housewife. Just do chores and read smut.

⚓️Beidou: You don't mind putting in the work to change things to be more to your liking.

💎Ningguang: You have no qualms sucking up to people for a bit of societal advantage.

🍤Keqing: You've entered relationships before, thinking you could change them. No, that absolutely did not go well for you.

⚖️Yanfei: It's not just your exes who suck, you have an entire toxic friend group.

🔔Ganyu: You have an elaborate power fantasy about quitting your job.

🫖Madame Ping: You're a classy lesbian.

⚙️Guizhong: You present your opinions as facts.

☁️Cloud Retainer: You've been in a situation when you've found your girlfriend's mom more attractive than your girlfriend.

🪽Xiao: You're non-binary and depressed.

🐉Zhongli: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your father.

🍁Kaedehara Kazuha: You don't care about looks, only vibes. You're also addicted to adderall.

🍃Sayu: You are serious about the silly and silly about the serious. Sometimes it's funny, other times you deserve to be dropkicked into the sun.

🎁Kirara: You have a crippling addiction to adorable girls.

🦌Shikanoin Heizou: You are guilty of the "thinking with your dick/pussy". Don't try to deny it, you didn't even care until his birthday became a national holiday.

⚡️Kuki Shinobu: You have better things to do than a well-paying job, such as arson.

👹Arataki Itto: You are a size queen. You also think you're way more interesting than you actually are.

🎇Yoimiya: You've had a crush on the same person for the longest time and every time you think you're over them, they make a request of you and you jump on it like a dog.

👺Kujou Sara: You could probably use hormonal therapy.

🍡Thoma: You think appearances don't matter as long as he's nice. You're also a terrible judge of character, so all your exes are just overall shitty people.

🪭Kamisato Ayaka: You cannot survive without your established social circle. Were it not for the luxuries of civilization, you'd be dead in a ditch.

🧋Kamisato Ayato: You have no self-respect, if a slightly above average man tells you to do something, you'll do it.

🐕Gorou: You don't need a man, you need a dog.

🪸Sangonomiya Kokomi: You don't know how to dress well, but you really want a girlfriend who does.

🦊Yae Miko: You think as long as a woman is hot, she can do whatever the fuck she pleases.

🌸Raiden Ei: You've been in a relationship with an unmedicated mentally ill person and walked out of that experience having learned nothing.

🧞‍♀️Dori: The world would be better off without you.

🌻Tighnari: You have an attitude and you refuse to reign it in no matter how inappropriate for the situation it is.

🪴Collei: You either have no idea what you're doing or you should be in jail.

🪷Nilou: You live quite blissfully, but dealing with you isn't easy. This is called ignorance.

✨Layla: Your best exam results come from days when you showed up to class hungover and on 45 minutes of sleep.

📐Faruzan: Your family broke the generational curse, which somehow had a negative impact on your character.

🪻Candace: You are the mom friend, but only because you have to be. Like, you're a mess, but you're a lot less of a mess than your friends.

🌺Dehya: You can draw yourself symmetrical eyeliner.

🃏Cyno: You probably have a good moral compass, but you still aren't easy to get along with.

🦅Alhaitham: You're, like, severely delusional. You either think he's like you or that you could be on good terms with him. Both of those are clear signs of delusional behavior.

🕊️Kaveh: I hate to break it you, but buying stuffed animals can't substitute for going to therapy.

☂️Wanderer: Most of the time, you're really cute, but you can be absolutely terrifying if you so choose. You're also trans.

💉Dottore: You're fairly submissive but if someone makes you mad, you'll make sure they regret it.

🌱Nahida: You're addicted to winning arguments. You don't even need to be right, you just need to feel like you've won, even if you resort to the method of wearing a person down until they no longer want to continue debating with you.

🌂Navia: You have leadership skills specifically in the "do as I say, not as I do" department.

🐧Freminet: You're non-binary and have anxiety.

🎩Lynette: You're very patient but you'd rather not be.

🪄Lyney: You have a dark secret and the dark secret is that you're actually a Danganronpa girlie.

🍷Arlecchino: You're not a good person but you genuinely don't think it's that bad.

⚔️Clorinde: You have fallen prey to misinformation on numerous occasions before.

🩹Sigewinne: You'd sacrifice your liver to keep a person happy.

🐺Wriothesley: You can be appeased by an act of hot girl shit.

🌊Neuvillette: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your mother.

💧Furina: You're delusional. Could be affectionate, could be derogatory, it varies from person to person.

🦟Paimon: You don't know shit but you have an opinion on everything.

🐋Tartaglia: Your exes all belong in jail. So does your current and next partner. You never fucking learn, do you?

💰Pantalone: You don't need a healthy relationship, you need a sugar daddy.

🖤Capitano: You are, amongst other things, a monsterfucker. You want to be destroyed, but, like, lovingly.

🎀Columbina: You are a mix of a pomeranian and a Biblically accurate angel.

🎭Pierro: You are fatherless on an Olympic level. You don't need a father, you need a daddy.

💫Lumine: You're a hot girl. You're either stupid or evil, but you're a hot girl. If you're not a girl, you are a red flag.

☄️Aether: You have a crippling crop top addiction and you have no idea what to do with your hair.

🌌Dainsleif: You date people before getting to know them, but don't understand why you don't get along with your partners.

#im joking so i hope its at least a bit funny #never done these before so #genshin impact #neuvillette #furina #zhongli #wriothesley #dottore #scaramouche #kuki shinobu #arataki itto #sangonomiya kokomi #baizhu #im not tagging everyone so hopefully this is sufficient

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idkfitememate · 5 months

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What about boar!creator running into diona on her way to find a fresh batch of poiso-*cough cough* I mean ingredients :) and maybe helping out? Say giving her the worst tasting herbs and such?

“Stupid drunks… stupid men… stupid stupid…”

Here in the wild we find a small calico cat girl. She seems to be looking for something..! Herbs!

As a very helpful Boar (who now craves attention from characters) you quietly begin to make you way over.

“Mmm… where’s all the good stuff? It’s usually here…” she continued to mutter, lost in her own world. And then you oinked.

“KYAAAAAA!-“

₊‧ʚ・︵︵ ₊˚๑ ᕱᕱ ꒱✦ ₊ ︵︵・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

A arrow embedded with cryo stuck out of a tree beside you. And you both stared at each other.

Gently, you walked towards the scared cat girl, before gently nuzzling into her leg.

And then you hit her with the…

✨Puppy-Boar Eyes✨

You nudged your snout into her leg, and then into her little bundle of not-so-safe herbs.

“Hello little boar… do you want to help..?” She was hesitant, of course that was to be expected, but when you squealed in happiness, a smile immediately graced her face.

“A nice boar? Don’t see that every day. Alright little boar, let’s get some pois- I mean herbs!”

And with that, you both set off into the forest. You led her to all the best spots, keeping danger away by guarding her, always watching her back. Walking behind her and letter her pet your fur when startled.

Eventually her pockets and your maw were stuffed with herbs and plants. It got to the point where you had to calm down Teyvat from giving you two to many, as to not give away anything about your being the Creator…

Shockingly, no churls, slimes or whopperflowers jumped out of anywhere to attack… wonder why…

₊‧ʚ・︵︵ ₊˚๑ ᕱᕱ ꒱✦ ₊ ︵︵・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

HOLY SHIT SHE WANTED YOU TO FOLLOW HER INTO MONDSTADT?!?!??

“C’mon boar! I want you to come in! The people deserve to see the fact that a boar was more helpful than a full grown man!-“

The child pulled against your tusks as you pulled back, struggling against each other.

“C’mon…c’mon..!” “Heya Diona!” You recognized that voice.

KLEE!!1!1!1!111!1!1!!!!2

Your jaw dropped and flowers fell out, your tail wagging behind you. You honestly wanted to bolt over and poke her chubby cheeks!

“Hi Klee! Can you help with these plants? I don’t know if the boar wants to keep helping me…” Oh no she’s sad-

You picked up your herbs and settled your nerves. Klee’s eyes lit up at the sight of you.

“Ooooo! A painted boar! With a hilichurl mask! Where’d ya find it?” “It was just out in the open and offered to help.” “Cool!”

You watched the interaction with your heart swelling with love. Gods they were so cute!~

You snorted again, getting the attention back on you, walked towards the city and Klee giggled. Taking some herbs from your mouth and Diona’s hands, you three made your way into the city.

₊‧ʚ・︵︵ ₊˚๑ ᕱᕱ ꒱✦ ₊ ︵︵・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

“Where. Is. Klee.” Jean was unamused. She asked Kaeya to watch Klee as she went out. And what does she find? A frantic Kaeya, but no Klee.

“I was watching for one second, blinked, and she was gone. I SWEAR I was watching her Jean.” Kaeya was flipping couch cushions and pulling books off the shelf in Jeans office.

“I already checked the other building I’m sure she-“ “GIRLS GET AWAY FROM THAT WILD BOAR!-“

“…”

“I guess we found her..! Hooray?..”

“…Watch you back Kaeya.”

The duo ran out of the Knights building, rushing down steps just to see Klee, Diona, Venti, Bennett and Razor (why was he in the city??) all surrounding a odd looking boar.

“STAY AWAY FROM THEM THEY DID NOTHING WRONG!!!” Yelled Diona.

“YEAH! THEY HELPED DIONA AND KLEE GET HOME!” Called Klee.

“Well I need to check something… important…” Said Venti, eerily-

Oh god your gonna die-

“THAT’S THE BOAR WE WERE TALKING ABOUT!!” Shouted Bennett

“YEAH! THAT IS ODD SMELLING BOAR!!” Screamed Razor.

You really were gonna die-

“Settle down now everyone. What’s going on here? And Klee? Please stop running off.” Jean sounded exhausted, which was fair.

“THATS THE BOAR!” Continued Benett, “THE ONE WE WERE TELLING YOU GUYS ABOUT!”

“Bennett, come on now. There’s no need to keep that up. There is no way a boar could summon Andrius and then all the four winds.” Jean replied.

“It helped me gather herbs. And led me and Klee back to Mondstadt.” Diona countered. Jean simply let out a sigh.

Venti just kept staring at you. You really were going to die by his hands, huh?-

Soon all the noises of their voices became a cacophony of noise around the now slightly overstimulated boar.

So what did you do?

Cause a fucking wind storm of course!

Or, to be more specific….

Called Davalin to pick your ass up and fly you away from this god awful situation!

With the wind whipping around them wildly, the small group looked on in awe at the large dragon that seemed to descend for no real reason.

He simply breathed out a sigh before nudging a shocked Jean and Venti out of the way, offering his back to the now perked up boar.

You did your best boar smirk, before trying your damndest to climb on his back (he ended up helping you with gusts of wind) before taking off into the skies.

“…”

“…Is Jean still mad at Klee for running off?”

This took so long because final reviews are kicking my ass-

Yesterday I had to practice a Christmas play that we should’ve preformed for some pre-K kids that go to my school (even though I’m in highschool) and they didn’t even show up! I spent my first, second and third hours just doing that performance over and over. My little heart ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১-

Hope this sufficed, I know it isn’t the best, but I hope you still enjoyed it! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

#genshin impact sagau #sagau x reader #sagau #x reader #x gn reader #gn y/n #yandere x reader #yandere x you #Boar!Creator

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l0viez · 1 year

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Back again with another dumbass "imagine sagau fics"

Im going crazy either way its fine. Anyways imagine having MEGAN in a Sagau fanfic lmao, (if you havent watched the movie yet , i 97% recommend!)

SAGAU ;

Imagine having MEGAN as a gift or just a comfort "toy" to have gifted by someone and ever since that day you guys became like twins , technically glued to eachother☠️

Being in a SAGAU with MEGAN is like having a bulletproof bodyguard

Devoted Followers, Vessels, Personal Bodygaurd, Worshipper Who??? I only know MEGAN

Whenever theres someone trying to attack you aka their "grace" , MEGAN will slice their throat in half in like 0.1 faster than xiao teleporting to traveller whenever they call his name/hj

Your "followers" in teyvat WILL glare at MEGAN and if you tell them to leave MEGAN alone MEGAN will smirk at them like "I win btch" but if you just brush it off or like laugh it off MEGAN will death glare at them back

MEGAN has the "grace's right hand" privileges, Shes like your co-worker or vice-president or sum LMAO

The non humans (yk like Archons,, Venti, Zhongli, Ei, Xiao, Ganyu, and etc) would be like salty or envy over the fact you hang out with MEGAN and has more trust on MEGAN than them, like they has been worshipping you for what?? 99999+ years, centuries?? what did that "doll" do to gain your attention like that??😦

I feel like the ones that would accept MEGAN whole heartedly and would love her /p is the childrens or the teens,, if that makes sense😭 ! (Klee, Diona, Qiqi, Sayu, YaoYao, Dori, Xiangling, Noelle, Collei, Fischl, Bennet and more)

Since MEGAN has that fighting skills noelle would probably ask MEGAN for some advice so she can be apart of the KOF (as usual) ! and MEGAN would use her "robotic skills" and just give out noelle the whole description on how to fight and stuff it probs took like 3-6hours for MEGAN to finish bc noelle wants to know alot😭

It would be more cooler if like MEGAN plays genshin or like knows all the lore and characters (the power she holds☠️)

Whenever you sneak out, go on a meeting, went out to buy some stuff , went to travel you bet your ass MEGAN will be beside u 24/7 even if the mobs dont attack you MEGAN would still be on gaurd to make sure nothing harms you

MEGAN would play some songs back in your world if you feel stressed out by the work and responsibilities

MEGAN would make a deal with the fatui or the abyss to secretly spy on you where ever or whenever you go (its not like you will leave without her🫣!!!)

MEGAN gives me that platonic yandere vibes so if you ever have "secret admirers" , MEGAN would scan that letter properly and find your admirers house and "talk" to them nicely to stop bothering you

MEGAN would have that resting bitch face on 24/7 but whenever you talk to her she would look so bubbly and nice, but whenever your not around shes so close on choking the people that has been "eyeing" you whenever you breathe, theyre lucky that you told MEGAN to not harm anyone

MEGAN wouldnt give a damn fck about visions, like she would think its useless but the fatui would give her a delusion either way😭👆🏻 (you requested it)

MEGAN would find a way to either destory teyvat or make a portal to make you both go back home cause she doesnt plan on sharing you with anyone any time soon shes only having thin patience around these mfs , but she has to play nice for now😄‼️

IMPOSTER AU! SAGAU ;

you both somehow got teleported in genshin, idk how maybe MEGAN like heard you say you wanted to go to teyvat and MEGAN is like "im a robot i can do technology i can do portal shit lets go"

so now here you both are, eating soup in a small little camp and some fruit giving by some monsters you two met along the way! isnt that nice:')))

You had abit of wound, you were thinking you would have more wound than the wounds you got but suprise suprise MEGAN protected your sorry ass

looks like MEGAN has to train harder but good thing she still have some tricks on her sleeves

MEGAN doesnt mind threatening off a few "side characters" so you two would survive

MEGAN would send death threats to the "creator//the real imposter" and she would have it in like some of the archon's handwriting without signing (bc in the movie she managed to make a masterpiece of a drawing like zamn😭)

MEGAN would give out fake informations and will say its from the "creator//the real imposter" so they would believe it but it will take like a 1-2 year from them to realized that someone has been spreading fake informations

MEGAN would sneak in the academy and do some chaos in any technology plans they have just to make distractions and give you time to get like items you both might need

If the fatuis know your the real creator and take you both in, MEGAN would only help out the fatuis by giving out personal informations of other characters that they call themselves "devoted worshippers"

MEGAN would probably be great friends with Sandrone & scaramouche

MEGAN would be "friendly friendly" with dottore just to get more technology uses😭

MEGAN has thoughts on just beating the shit out of childe (and probably dottore) but she choose not because she doesnt have time to play around with "childe-rens" and has to be by your side 24/7

but If the abyss finds you both first

ofc they would take you both in and MEGAN would also share some tips or advice to defeat those vision users

The abyss sibling would ask your permission to take MEGAN with them from time to time to set out their plan on destorying teyvet and the people who wronged you

MEGAN was abit hesitant at first cause like,, leaving you alone with the abyss? Naur..

But then you insisted that MEGAN should go with aether (also so you can go explore the abyss abit without MEGAN breathing behind your neck😭)

MEGAN would be a trump card for the abyss like if the traveller sees their abyss sibiling with MEGAN, MEGAN would glare at them, if glaring can kill people traveller would have been dead already

and if traveler shares what he saw when he saw his sibiling to like,, someone they would probably go like "yo wait isnt that the kid with the imposter?!"

If people in teyvat finally get to their senses that the "creator" in the throne is the real imposter

they would hunt you and MEGAN down (again) but with "good intentions"

you and MEGAN would troll these bitches

MEGAN would sing creepy songs while theyre haunting at the dark

you and MEGAN will only go out at night but if theres a squad looking for you both

MEGAN would be hella overprotective and going infront of you with her weapon out while glaring at them

"Your grace!"

"Tsk. little bugs like you shouldn't show yourself infront of your "grace""

MEGAN wouldn't HESITATE too ROAST them.

and you would be laughing inside bc of it too

if ever you get recrowned as the "creator" and the real imposter gets jailed up

MEGAN will TOTURE that bitch whenever your sleeping

those "devoted followers" of yours would look at MEGAN and be like

"damn i wish i was her"

MEGAN will be your loyal bodyguard and right hand

why would you need those people when you have MEGAN who sticked with you even when you were still so young?

like you would have the largest trust issues with stuff like imagine

"(maid/bulter's name), please call zhongli."

"yes your grace!"

"yes your grace, you called?"

"please call MEGAN."

"a-"

like 😭😭😭YOU DONT WANT ANYTHING FROM THE PPL IN TEYVAT

and even if the real imposter comes back and claims their the real creator , MEGAN would know their bullshitting bc she has that scanner stuff😭‼️

MEGAN will always protect you from any harm and if something even touch you without your permission, their hand is getting cutted off

"MEGAN.. Was that really necessary..?"

"Of course, Its also my duty to make you comfortable at any time _____"

"Right,, but you didn—"

"Shush now, silly _____! I was only protecting you after all we're best friends aren't we?"

Que that person whos trynna touch you screaming in pain in the background🤭‼️

Have this shitty azz drawing❤️Goodbye xoxo

#sagau impostor au #sagau sumeru #sagau #sagau brainrot #genshin sagau x reader #sagau imposter au #genshin sagau #yandere sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanfic #genshin x reader #MEGAN #there is an imposter among us

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nobody-for-sure · 2 years

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Language Barrier

It’s impossible to replicate everyone’s in-game experiences, character acquisition, etc, so the reader has developed their own. Did I throw darts at a wall to do so? ...No, definitely not, that would be ridiculous, what are you-

Chapter 6

(~2.3k words, see chapter list here)

You turn your head so fast you think you might get whiplash.

Did he just say what I think he said? "Say that again!"

The room goes silent.

Everyone's attention is on you now, but your eyes are focused squarely on Diluc, who looks back at you blankly. He seems to be aware he's done something, but not what, exactly. The room waits with bated breath as he shifts uncomfortably and clears his throat. "...Yzgnc mtuxc, xaue kigxm?" he says finally.

You narrow your eyes. No, that's not it. Surely you weren't just imagining things? You weren't, right? You were almost certain you'd just heard him say 'sorry', and maybe 'you' and 'we' afterwards. The last two you suppose could be words in their language, but the first was too distinct, you were sure.

...Ninety-nine percent sure, anyway.

You shake your head. Let's try this another way. You point to him with one hand. With the other, you fold your thumb to your fingertips to make a 'mouth'. You open and close it a few times, trying to get him to keep talking.

To your right, you hear Kaeya chuckle. "Kboyykxvso. Kbeknz ertu jxgkn ktu kitkztky zau lu xaue nzaus jtg eknz xkbkt ztgc uz xgkn aue qgkvy togmg."

Amber's eyes move to him. "Togzvgi gekgq! Yo yonz errgkx knz ksoz xul ykqup?!" she exclaims, seemingly scolding him. Eula nods sternly at this, and Jean looks exasperated.

Venti, meanwhile, studies you thoughtfully. "Zo yxgkvvg xoknz kigxm yztgc aue uz vkkq mtoqrgz. Jrauc aue kxgi uz kmrajto ya xul g ztksus, xkzygs iaroj?"

Diluc shifts again. "Zgnc sg I jkyuvvay uz qrgz zauhg?" Your focus on him sharpens again. 'I' could definitely be a word in their language too - after all, even English has 'eye' and 'aye' as well - but something about it made you feel that it wasn't.

"Exz mtozgkvkx zgnc aue jogy kxulkh," comes Jean's voice over your shoulder.

Diluc purses his lips before facing you directly. "Sorry xul knz egrkj. Yg you tgi kky, we zon tg jkzikvdkta vsah to knz jgux," he says slowly.

You brighten. "Sorry, you, we," you repeat excitedly, hoping you're actually onto something and not about to look like an idiot. "You said sorry, you, and we, right?"

The look on his face says he did.

"They tgi jtgzyxkjta ksuy lu knz yjxuc so mtoegy," he says, sounding more than a little stunned. "Jtg knz ksgy ykum xul me."

The room erupts into chaos. Everyone seems to be talking at once, and you stare at Diluc in awe. I can't believe it! Who cares if it's just a few words? I can actually understand somebody!

But, wait.

Why can I understand him?

There's no doubt the words he's said are fairly common, so you find it hard to believe no one else in the room has said any of them in your presence. Furthermore, as you listen to the man being bombarded by a barrage of incoming questions, you realize that the words he's saying... aren't any different from the words they're saying. Why would they be? The difference is that, somehow, when he says the words - some of them, anyway - your brain is able to recognize them, and evidently vice versa.

So perhaps rather than 'why can I understand him?', the question you should be asking yourself is 'why can I understand him?'

You gaze leaves Diluc as you glance around the room. Though they haven't done shit for you so far, you can't help but think back to common sagau tropes as you glance over the people gathered. Maybe it has something do with the characters you'd pulled? You had Diluc, yes, but you also had Amber and Kaeya. Although...

Although...

No.

"No," you whisper. "No. Nonononono." You wheel around, startling everyone as you rush back to the table, snatching up the list of Mondstadt characters. Barbara? No. Razor? No. Mona, no, Sucrose, no, Diona, no. "Holy shit." Klee, Albedo, Rosaria, Fischl, Bennett - all no. How was this even possible?

How could you, in all your months playing Genshin...

...manage to get only one Mondstadt character to friendship level TWO?

"Well FUCK."

The thing about charades, you discover quickly, is that you still need to understand the same language. You can mime all you want, but you have no way to confirm or deny their guesses, because fuck if you know what they are.

Everyone's seated around the table now. You're at the end, with Diluc to your immediate left, presumably to translate. As if he could.

After recovering from your little outburst, there was a lengthy period where everyone else crowded around tossing words at the troubled winery owner, and he would repeat them to you, to see how much you understood. Not much, you learned. It was pronouns mostly: 'she', 'him', 'them', 'I', 'we', and so on. 'Please', 'sorry', and 'thank you'. 'Yes' and 'no'. That was about it.

You had no idea if they had any inkling why Diluc was the only one you could exchange a few words with, or if they were totally in the dark. You doubted they knew about friendship levels, but maybe they were at least aware of how he'd been your go-to pyro unit during your Dragonspine exploration days. To be fair, even you didn't know for sure that friendship levels were the answer. But, given the circumstances, it's all that you could think of.

Unfortunately for you, you had never really cared too much about your characters' friendship levels. They weren't useful for combat, the voicelines and backstories were all available online anyway, and you were fine with the namecard you had; so you had a tendency (one you were now deeply regretting) to use the same characters for pretty much everything. Sure, there were several that had gotten at least a couple levels here or there, but only a few were very high or completely maxed. Ugh, I knew I should've put more effort into my teapot.

In any case, you're obviously going to have to make your way to Liyue or Inazuma if you want to be able to hold a proper conversation with someone - and let's not forget finding out what's going on. Your grasp on your current situation is tenuous at best, and every time you think you're certain of something, it's been wrong. You need someone to sit down and explain everything to you... and luckily, you think you have just the person in mind.

Which brings you to now.

Charades with some knights, a vigilante, and a bard is the exact start of a bad joke that it sounds like. This is mostly because every bat of your eyelids is under close scrutiny; every twitch of your fingers analyzed to the nth degree. Often times you pause in your gesturing, trying to figure out how to act something out, and they launch into another round of guesses. "No, no," you say, and they calm down as Diluc repeats this to them, only to perk up again when you absent-mindedly scratch your cheek. It gets so bad that you finally slam both hands on the table with the most deadpan stare you can muster and say, "Would you please stop??"

That, at least, they seem to comprehend, or maybe they were already aware of how over-the-top they're being. Sheepish looks are exchanged, and when Diluc mutters, "Sorry," you know he's speaking for all of them. You sigh and sit back in your chair. Well, it's partially my fault for making it so complicated, you think. Think Razor speech. Forget trying to explain yourself, it's not going to happen. Instead, what's the simplest way to convey that you need to get to Liyue?

Map. You need a map.

This time, you reach for a sheet of paper instead. You see the in-game map every day, so it shouldn't be too hard to replicate, right? Pursing your lips, you start sketching the island the city is perched on, the one in the middle of Cider Lake. Everyone else leans in.

"Yo zgnz jkyuvvay uz kh g nzuuz?" Eula guesses from down the table. "Tg kek xul tg kek, g nzuuz xul g nzuuz - yvgnxkv ktuksuy yo krhoytuvykx xul yonz kzgzy lu yxogllg jtg yjkkt uz kh zrgkj nzoc."

"Yvgnxkv," Jean responds, "zah yzo uuz tuuy uz vsap uz etg ytuoyaritui. Zo jraui uyrg kh g... kamtuz?"

Kaeya chuckles (which tells you that either a) your drawing sucks, b) their guesses are horrible, or c) both of the above). "G nzuuz xu g kamtuz - yvgnxkv xoknz kigxm yo exmtan togmg?"

"Zo yquur g zoh kqor g lgkr," Venti muses. He leans forward. "Errgazig, kxknc kbgn o tkky yonz kxulkh?"

"Ykuj zo quur xgorosgl uz aue?" Jean asks him, as you start outlining your best guess of the lake. By now you're mostly ignoring your audience; as far as you're concerned, no one's gotten it right until someone slaps a map down in front of you.

"Yke, zah o ztgi kigrv zo zke. Xoknz ykigxm mtocgxj yrroqy kxg... skng... o zyap cutq zgnz kbo tkky zo kzoaw g ckl yksoz. Zgnc zauhg aue, xkzygs iaroj? Aue skky uz kbgn g tuozikttui nzoc xoknz kigxm, uj aue kfotmuikx mtonzetg?"

"...No," Diluc shakes his head. "I znmaunz zo znmos kh tg kek, zah zo ztykuj quur kqor yzgnz knz kygi kxusetg."

All of a sudden, Amber snaps her fingers excitedly. "Lu kyxaui! Etg xkjoxzau nzxuc xoknz zrgy jrauc kfotmuikx knz rgoxkg ckob lu zjgzyjtus!" You look up, the certainty in her voice surprising you. She grins and nods at you ecstatically, seeming confident in whatever assessment she's made. Hesitantly, you put down your writing utensil. With your fingers, you make a "frame" around your drawing, before expanding it, hoping she'll get the idea. She nods enthusiastically. "Ut skrhuxv! Rro zkm aue g vgs znmox egcg, xaue kigxm!" She gives you a salute, pushes her chair back, and dashes from the room before you can blink.

...Well, now you really hope her guess was correct. You can't be held accountable for actions taken on your behalf based on misinterpretations, right? Right?

Venti gently nudges your hands to the side to take a closer look at your drawing. "Ng, uy yzgnz enc zo yquur uy xgorosgl!" he says cheerfully, as if everything makes sense now. Apparently he agrees with Amber's assessment, whatever it is. You hope that's a good sign.

Meanwhile, the rest of the room looks stunned. "Cun joj she kmgtgs uz zkm zgnz?" Diluc mutters.

"Yaurgkp?" Kaeya smirks, which earns him a glare.

Jean shakes her head in apparent disbelief. "Khegs kny ygc xoknz ykigxm zyxol rkyykb xul g tuygkx." Eula crosses her arms and makes a dissatisfied noise at this statement, though if anything, you think she actually looks a bit pleased.

A few moments later, Amber returns with a flourish - and a large rolled-up scroll half her height, which Lisa is carrying the tail end of. "O jxgkn xau kozai ygc to jkkt lu g vgs?" the librarian smiles.

"Yg xgl yg kc tgi rrkz," Jean says, and Amber nods confidently as the two of them maneuver the scroll onto the table. It's so big that it will have to be unrolled the long way down the table, so you rise from your seat at the end, moving the papers out of the way and positioning yourself along the center for a better view. With a quick wink in your direction, Lisa dramatically pushes the two ends of the scroll apart to reveal-

-something. It's definitely something.

Your brow furrows as you try to make heads or tails of the lines scattered across the paper. You certainly hope it's not art, because you've never been a fan of those abstract pieces. Thankfully, a gloved hand waves in front of your face, and Amber directs your attention to the far right edge of the parchment, pointing to... oh, there's Mondstadt! Your drawing was pretty good, if you do say so yourself.

But more importantly, that's Mondstadt. You give her an excited nod. So this is a map. It just took you a minute to realize it, because you're not used to seeing it in black and white and... ink, instead of the digital colored version with all the the teleport waypoints. Now that you have a starting point, though, you begin to recognize other things as well. Your eyes sweep the map, picking out rivers and islands and other various landmarks. Some features are lacking in comparison - most obviously, there's no clear way to distinguish climate or elevation, so Dragonspine looks the same as Stormterror's Lair other than its location. Other things are more clearly marked; for example, there's a distinct pathway to Windrise, and another path with a little note next to it that you're fairly certain leads directly to Albedo's camp.

Your eyes wander to the other side of the map, and you feel a little thrill when you discover it extends further than the current in-game release. One section appears to have several large bodies of water, and you imagine that's Fontaine, although there's a region further west that has a number of rivers. Unless... unless those are rivers of lava. Hmm. Yeah, you'll be steering clear of Natlan for a while. As for Snezhnaya... well, it's just very big.

Remembering your initial goal, you quickly trace your finger down through what you now recognize as Liyue. Fortunately, the harbor is another thing that's distinctly marked, along with what you assume is some kind of trade route there. You tap your finger on it a couple times before pointing to yourself hopefully, and then back to the map. I need to go there.

Glances are exchanged. You hold your breath as multiple people start speaking at once, and far too quickly for you to even pretend to follow them. You don't think you can make your message much clearer than that, so you don't know what you'll do if they still didn't get it. But then you feel a gentle touch on your arm, and Diluc gives you a firm nod. "Yes," he says simply.

You're going to Liyue.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin sagau #genshin diluc #genshin kaeya #genshin amber #genshin eula #genshin jean #genshin venti #genshin lisa #lbbynfs

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why-am-i-here-someone-save-me · 2 years

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Hear me out (I feel like this has probably been done before but whatever)

SAGAU but it's actually SASAGAU because you/reader/player knows.

You know that they know.

They don't know that you know that they know.

So when you put characters that don't like each other on the same team or start ranting about how amazing some character/nation is while playing a character that hates them/doesn't live there, etc, little do they know that it's not a coincidence and you're just being a little shit-

(Bonus if you do this with everyone. Mondstadters all think Liyue is your favorite, Liyueans hear you talking about how beautiful and exotic Inazuma is, and Inazumans hear you recall fondly how cozy Mondstadt is. You're like a parent that doesn't want their kids to get a big head so you talk up all their siblings in front of them and only talk good about them when they're not around. In reality you love them all because how could you not? But you're also a chaotic gremlin so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

- ♧

…♣️Anon your sheer brilliance astounds me. I actually like SUPER like this. I might decide to continue this idea in the future, though it’ll probably be with [Name] being in Teyvat being smug (Yes, yes I am on the sassy [Name] agenda; fite me)

Was it petty? Yes.

Was it amusing? Oh most definitely.

It wasn’t that you were mean or anything, you just couldn’t help it! They made it so easy! You hardly had to try! Though you admit, there were times when you nearly slipped up and showed that you knew, but for the most part, you acted completely oblivious.

Hm? They were self-aware? Well, duh, obviously. They aren’t exactly slick. Seriously, how would you not notice them doing things that were clearly too complex to have been coded behavior? Plus, it was rather fun to tease them all. And seeing them get jealous about you spending your attention on certain characters; now that was hilarious.

One of your favorite things to do to see their reactions was to replay hangout events, most of the time with some of the characters that were closely related to who you were hanging out with.

Hm? Oh sorry Ayaka, sorry Ayato, you were just busy spending some time with Thoma!

Oops, sorry Diluc, sorry Venti, your busy bonding with Diona!

Maybe sometime later Zhongli, you promised to visit Chongyun today!

It’ll have to be next time Ei, you already agreed to meet up with Sayu for some rest!

No matter how smooth they thought they were, you saw the little pouts they’d rush to hide. Honestly they were just too adorable.

Out exploring Mondstandt with the Knights? Hey Jean, hey Keaya, Lisa, Amber, have you ever mentioned how gorgeous Liyue is?

Making the Liyue workaholics take a break? Time for Xiao, Kequing, and Ganyu to hear you gush about how exciting it is in Inazuma!

Spending time with some Inazuma natives? Ei have you ever heard how amazing and fun Mondstandt is?

Okay well, not everything you did was just for the jokes. You did legitimately care about these people; they weren’t simply characters anymore after all. They had real feelings and thoughts, they had real trauma and grief. And while you might not be an expert, you certainly did your best to help them overcome their burdens, in your own chaotic way.

You knew that putting Diluc and Keaya in a team together was literally asking for trouble, but that didn’t stop you! You know they still care about one another, after all they kept each other’s big secret. The relationship was certainly strained, but all jokes aside, you really did want to see them learn to overcome the past heartache that tore their brotherhood apart. And well, if they needed a bit of a push, you’d be happy to provide that.

Was it petty? Yes.

Was it fun? Oh most definitely.

Were they important to you? Irreplaceably so.

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calqlate · 11 months

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GENSHIN CHARACTERS AS THINGS KPOP IDOLS SAY THAT SOUND FAKE BUT ARE REAL (BUT I TWEAKED SOME OF THEM A LITTLE BIT)

MASTERLIST

aether: my mom said she adopted me from under a bridge

albedo, regarding cyrus' speech: i learned a lot about the adventurers' guild and you were very kind to me. thank you so much. today's talk was really boring.

al-haitham: your mouth... delete

amber, trying to speak snezhnayan to collei for the first time: why sad? give up!

arataki itto, to kuki shinobu: i am a king! you are a... woman king!

baizhu: drink water, not alcohol

barbara, to rosaria: when you struggle to answer a question, remember barbatos is always the answer

beidou: i like girls... generation

bennett: i can't ever get married because i'm scared of having a son like me

candace: in my village, we kiss instead of shaking hands

childe: stay still, before i stab you with my tailbone

chongyun, playing the game about penguins on ice: sad, it's a sad game. it makes me think of global warming.

collei: i like the school gate the most. it feels so nice when i leave school.

cyno: i feel like, the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen

dehya: i should microwave these strawberries

diluc: drive sober or get a bus pass

diona: can i hit master diluc with this? [raises spoon]

dottore: if you play a trick again, i'm going to destroy your hands

eula: water from the knights' headquarters tastes like water

faruzan: i'm a scholar, it's not my job to act cute

fischl: you ugly things

ganyu: this is a little different from the hell i know

gorou: if someone bullies you, tell me and i'll take a shit in front of their house

hu tao: all aboard the trip to hell bus!

jean: people might not know that we are knights at first glance, but yes, we are knights

kaedehara kazuha, to someone (probably) before he fled from inazuma during the vision hunt decree: if anyone asks about me, tell them that i'm dead

kaeya, about the knights: we have amazing teamwork, we can even kiss each other

kamisato ayaka: that's outside of my abilities... good luck!

kamisato ayato: maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside too

kaveh: you know what else is big? my feet!

keqing, being asked to speak english: a b c d e d g...

kirara: unfortunately, in the morning, i couldn't say goodbye to my goose friend. i took a walk but it was too far away. i need to make a new [animal] friend in fontaine.

klee: thank you, god of wind!

kujou sara, to arataki itto: your behaviour is so... ugh

kuki shinobu, responding to the question "when are the arataki gang going to be on any shows?": our life is already an entertainment show

la signora: here, this is poison. die.

lisa: tomorrow exists so you can put off what you can do today

lumine, to zhongli about azhdaha: your dragon speaks teyvatian?

mika: if you can't be the best, be the worst

mona: i want to fall in love but i want to make money

nahida, reading the lyrics to bruno mars' versace on the floor: it seems romantic though?

nilou: everyone except for those who are driving, put your hands up!

ningguang: beidou's birthday present... i was planning on giving her a big slap on her face

noelle: [sniffs the air] it smells like a nose!

pantalone: it's not my phone. go ahead and lick your screen.

qiqi: are there any cats in liyue? ...yeah, there are cats in liyue.

raiden (ei): the fridge is my wife

raiden (shougun): my blood type is AB. that blood type is common among psychopaths.

razor: and i said, "bennett, you look sexy like a worm"

rosaria: my favourite colour is barbatos

sangonomiya kokomi: puppies are agents of capitalism, too. they only go after treats.

sayu: all i care about is sleeping

scaramouche: they all look like fools though

shenhe: that looks like it came from hell

shikanoin heizou: do what you want, do what you love. and if your love is me, well—

sucrose: he's not dead, right?

thoma: taromarou is so cute, you could die. really.

tighnari: there's nothing wrong with being a little dumb

venti: so, green grapes are green?

xiangling: the higher the calories, the better

xingqiu: we might get into trouble, but honestly, i don't kinda care

xinyan, responding to the question "how is it like being in the forest?": it was an honour meeting so many bugs

yelan: choose your words wisely

yae miko: my body is so hot, 'cause i'm so hot!

yanfei: kidney function is not a right, it's a privilege

yaoyao, talking about rudolph the red-nosed reindeer: maybe it was not a round nose at first, but it's swollen because santa hit it

yoimiya: this is my friend that we use a lot. say hello to the trampoline.

yunjin: being an otaku is not a sin!

zhongli, talking about his relationship with childe: we say we are brothers but what binds us is a legal contract

#💫—qq writes #writeblr #writing #you're a stan if yk who said each line originally #genshin impact incorrect quotes #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact hcs #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin headcanons #genshin hcs #genshin

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ventip · 2 years

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I have another SAGAU idea to write. Well, it's not MY idea it's my cousin's

So, like, innocent child!god!reader isekai'd to Teyvat BUT they isekai'd with their Buff!dad or Buff!mom 👀

Okay so i had this scenario in my head

Child!God!reader, Qiqi, Klee, and Diona were all hanging out with eachother as usual. Exploring liyue, mondstandt, maybe even inazuma

In this particular day, Childe was the one looking after them since Zhongli is busy from his work and Buff!dad is relaxing away from child!god!reader (cause children could be stressful)

"Now, don't go too far that i can't see you guys okay?" The tall man said. As he proceeds to talk to another adult. "Okay!!" The blonde girl replied.

They were at stone gate heading to Qingce village because they wanted to visit Granny Ruoxin. However they were stopped for a minute cause one of Childe's subordinates came running at him and whispering something that the children didn't hear

He looked pretty annoyed about it. But oh well the children weren't interested tbh🧐.

As they were exploring Klee found a cave like entrance and thought "oh look i found an entrance, better find the others and convince them to go inside!!"

And so she did, child!god!reader was a bit hesitant to go but decided to anyway. They got deeper and deeper until they found a beautiful place full of water (i don't know how to describe it but it's where you fight the oceanid)

Curious they go in deeper until they heard "an assassin from our homeland? Or a fool who trespasses the waters of Qingce." "Huh?" "Assassin??" What do you mean?

Meanwhile with Childe

WHERE??? WHERE DID THEY GO??? He was just chatting with his subordinate a second ago but where are the children ESPECIALLY child!god!reader???🤐🤐

"YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF SUCH SIMPLE MATTERS??" "b-but s-sir! He said h-he will kill everyone there if you don't make him a new one ASAP!" "SO? TELL HIM TO WAIT‼️" ugh, this is so annoying i just wanted to spend time with child!god!reader and now they inform me that SCARAMOUCHE IS THROWING A TANTRUM BECAUSE HIS WATER WHALE EXPLODED AND NOW HE NEEDS ME TO MAKE HIM A NEW ONE??? LIKE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR WATER WHALE🙄

"Hm? Childe?" A man with a deep voice said

Childe turns around to look, it was Buff!dad "o-oh hello sir, i was just-"

"WAHHHHHHH!!!!" a loud cry was heard which alerted Childe and Buff!dad.

And then they saw a figure from afar. It was......... XIAO? Huh?? What was he doing here?? Wait.. is he carrying... CHILD!GOD!READER???

Klee was crying, Diona is on the verge of tears, Qiqi has a frown on her face, Xiao is panicking, child!god!reader is injured, Childe is confused, and Buff!dad is angry

To give you context The oceanid didn't recognize reader and attacked them causing them to be injured. Qiqi had the idea of calling for xiao so then they did Xiao arrived, defeated the oceanid quickly then panicked because reader is injured.

(i'm gonna make this quick)

Qiqi healed reader. Xiao remembered Childe was supposed to look after the children, and asked Klee where he was. Took reader and the other children there scolded Childe for being so careless and stuff

Suddenly. Buff!dad stands up and took Childe by the collar and walked away all except Xiao were left confused

Soooooo uuuuuhhhh that's it. This was too long for my liking and it's shit. You guys can imagine the rest 👀 R.I.P Childe

MASTERLIST

#fanfic #fiction #shitpost #piece of shit #sagau #genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin impact #reader insert #writing #ventip

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diona-98 · 2 months

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#im not gonna tell you why just pick one oki? oki #goodnight #diona talking shit

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victoria1676 · 2 years

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Yo yo! Been abit busy lately with school atm but I have come back to bring out another brainrot!Anywayyy, still brainrotting bout Y/N being a Grimm Reaper/Necromancer n shit but m just imagining that since Y/N is wielding a Scythe, I was thinking that the Scythe that Mumza gave her isn't just any other ordinary scythe but the scythe has few bits of abilities on its own. Like a living weapon perhaps, only responding to its owner, can float idling, etc...

But one of those abilities is that you can fly on it like a witche's broom and since Y/N has wings, it makes it alot easier to access to the wind force. And she can very much sit on it like its a normal chair or some shit literally! And I can just imagine her sitting in her scythe floating about. Not to mention that the weapon she wields is bigger than her, in a maximum height. Whenever height you are or prefer, the scythe will always and will be taller than you. No questions asks.

But mostly there is downside of this ability, and something or someone cannot resist. We all know Y/N's brothers ( Wilbur & Tommy ofc ) will absolutely attempt to steal her scythe to take it for a test drive just like you stealing a car at 3 in the fucking morning. But when I said the Scythe is not an ordinary Scythe, but a living weapon? Yeah, it would absolutely backfired. Poor boys gotta get their bones crack through the flesh in a sentence, yeeshh..

You can very much imagine of any possibilities on how those two little idiotic shits would get themselves into trouble, and m also picturing Tommy dragging Tubbo & Ranboo along as well. Just for them to join in the fun, or nightmare...

But as for genshin on the other hand, some might get curious. Especially for our boy Rubedo, you know how it is bout the two knuckle heads goofing off about. And m also thinking about how chat would also fly down and perch on the blade of her scythe. I mean, they're crows after all so ✨S H I N Y✨ and I can already see that coming, just Y/N having a stroll through any nations, just as long as there are plenty of space to hover or float around for the scythe to freely levitate a few meters off the ground. And it mostly depends how people of tevyat get quite curious n thinking that the Scythe of Y/N's is a scared weapon so no touchy touchy. But we all know the curiosity kills the cat ( sorry Diona.. ) and some characters will go as far as to try getting a little bit of a touch on a blade or the handle. But whenever the tried, the living weapon will very much scurry or float away from them. Until it got to Y/N's hand where it belongs.

But eh, thats it for the night for now. I'll try to figure out how it'll work next time ig, but anyway! Sorry that this is a long one, still, good evening n m signing off! — @paprqvii

Also a little rough concept art sketch bout what m talking bout 4 now :

Uwah sorry i toke so long to reply to your ask! TAT

But wow that was long HAHAHAHAH but still i really like the concept ngl ^^

But the way you combind Your idea of DSMP/SBI reader being Necromancer/Grim reaper in the Sagau is

Your on a roll with this idea Toffy XD

#sagau #genshin impact self aware #genshin self aware #self aware genshin #genshin sagau #genshin impact #genshin self aware au #self aware au #genshin impact x dream smp crossover #sagau dsmp reader

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adventures-in-teyvat · 1 year

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Just curious what you think of Razor x Barbara as ship. No pressure.

i think it’s really cute actually🥰🥰i’ve not seen it around too much but i’ve definitely had my own secret thoughts about how cute their dynamic would be—pop princess church girl with a bit of sadness on the inside and little scruffy wolf boy who gets hurt all the time cause he’s doing.. wolf things

i feel like razor’s bluntness would be sort of refreshing for barbara. she’s so used to having to keep up appearances around others and be that idol, that sweet girl, deaconess, healer—but around razor, she doesn’t have to be anything but herself (although she probably does plenty of healing for him anyways). razor doesn’t know jack shit about social cues, social rules, social anything, really. so i think barbara would find being around him really comforting and a nice change of pace from being hoarded by fans and stuff. and it’s not that she isn’t a sweet girl or a devoted deaconess or a kindhearted healer—it’s that those roles simply become so expected of her by others that it’s like she can’t be anything else.

with razor, i think she could feel sad. with razor, she could feel angry. with razor, she could feel confused. and it would all be okay. she can express other emotions around him because he does not have that expectation that everyone else in mondstadt does, and i think that would be very special for these two.

and i think razor of course would find himself drawn to her not because of her role as an idol but because of who she really is apart from that (he’s not really in the city a lot anyways, so it’s not like he even sees “idol barbara” a lot). and also, it’s her kindheartedness; she treats him with a respect and dignity that others often haven’t, and i think it would make him feel very special. she listens to him, helps him find the words he needs to express himself, and she patches him up when he gets injured. he considers her lupical fairly quickly, and whenever they are in the forest together, he is always very protective of her to make sure she never gets hurt if any monsters attack.

and maybe even at times, he comes into the city to visit her, and he often tries to disperse hoards of fans that harass her and follow her around. it may not always work, but it usually does the job, since someone else nearby will hear and catch on as well—such as diluc or diona, and sometimes even the traveler if theyre around. then the two can effectively escape, running off for their usual walk in the forest.

on these walks, i think that they don’t even talk half the time. it’s just the fact that they’re next to each other, can be in the space with each other.

all around 10/10 really cute ship that i think has so much potential for sweetness and just ah sweet sweet sweet so cute i really really love them😭

I WASNT EXPECTING TO BLAB ALL THAT BUT ONCE I GOT TO THINKING IT ALL JUST CAME OUT WOW

#muji’s inbox #razor and barbara #razor x barbara #what is their ship name help😭😭😭#barbazor????? PDHKDFBKF #razorbara????😭😭#muji screams into the void #wildsong

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Genshin Headcanons: Sibling Edition!

Traveler: has a burning passion for stealing all your clothes, big or small Theyre theirs now.

Aether: If you don’t label your food before you put it in the fridge, it’s his. Whether it’s a jar of pickles, or leftover cake, he’ll finish the whole thing in one sitting.

Lumine: wakes you up by death metal screaming in the shower and her annoying ass alarm.

Paimon: starts fights and then runs behind you because aw hell nah I ain’t fighting that bitch- she did once break your wrist when you were younger though so uH.

Amber: insists she’s not touching you, tells the worst best jokes, and will bring you bugs to show them off. Her favorites are scorpions it’s horrifying. Also has a pet bunny you share, his name is Philanthropy because you wouldn’t let her name him the Baron.

Noelle: she’s the sweetest sister ever. Baked your birthday cake, and it was delicious you almost cried. She also teaches you how to clean and broke a harbingers face open for attempting to enhance in combat with you. She scares and cares for you. Double edged sword.

Kaeya: Gave himself a mullet in the bathroom at your middle school, and has no sense of direction. You are his google maps. You spend everything nights talking shit and trying to get him not to steal your expensive perfume/cologne/teabags.

Diluc: Had no sense of style for a good while so you had to pick out his clothes for the longest time. If he can’t figure out an outfit he just robs your closet.

Lisa: exclusively shops at book stores and introduced you to several wlw books. You think she has a crush on Jean, but every timer you ask she smiles scarily. Good anime recommendations tho.

Venti: steals alcohol and bribes you with his iPod to get you not to snitch to your parents. Is also the only one with a car so you rely on him for transportation.

Jean: will fuck any of these bitches up in your defense. Doesn’t matter who or why they’re free game for pissed off older sister. Golden child syndrome and has higher expectations of herself then Mt Everest.

Barbara: purposely uses her hydro vision to make her rain drop win the race. Will win any bet you make with her and enforces a heavy interest fee. Also sings in the shower, and will kiss your bruises to make you feel better before bandaging.

Rosaria: owns serval copies of ‘Art of War’, books that discusses women’s suffrage through out history and where there rights stand now, and could kill a man with her pinkie. She also loses horrifically at uno though so she’s not that cool.

Klee: helps you make bombs to prank her siblings (Jean, Albedo, Razor). Also is the only reason you passed chemistry, but we don’t ask about why she knows those formulas.

Diona: use to spend her nights making complex cocktails for you to try with whatever is in the fridge. The best one was half milk, quarter apple juice, quarter orange and a hint of cranberry.

Razor: the younger sibling who brings you a bunch of random shit because he wants your approval. You’ll fuck up anyone who makes the baby sad.

Eula: if anyone fucks with you, they fuck with her. She terrified the majority of mondstadt citizens into leaving you the fuck alone. Please share your expensive tea set with her girly needs to relax. She also takes you ice fishing but it’s really just her diving into dragonspine lakes and catching them bear handed.

Bennett: absolute menace to society. This is the third time you’ve accidentally burnt down the kitchen. MAKING CEREAL. The two of you watch movie marathons together though, and you’ve trained him to be less chaotic for headpats.

Fischl: Your best friend. Doesn’t matter if you’re siblings the two of you talk so much shit together and so fancily too… it’s great. She also has a great taste in metal music.

Sucrose: is the only one you trust to dye and take care of your hair besides Aether. She has the most complicated but best hair care routine you’ll ever know. Her skincare too??? Immaculate.

Albedo: likes to show off your baby photos, and has a collection of photos of the two of you over the years. Also taught you basic Alchemy, and teaches you how therapeutic art is. Also would slowly close the fridge and try to balance the light switch with you.

Fakebedo: taught you combat and likes to take you out to throw rocks at passing bystanders. Venti fears you because whenever he tries to throw them back at him you appear with Diona held above your head. Instant god repellent.

Mona: You have a schedule of when to bring her food and will not hesitate to break into this mf’s house. You’ve done it once before.

Timmy: you might’ve broken Kaeya’s nose for fucking with your little brother. Only you can bully him, no one else.

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Here’s the Mondstadt edition! Have a nice day y’all! :D

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aetheternity · 2 years

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Things I will never forgive Hoyo for, the beautiful thread:

~ Introducing Chongyun's bad ass auntie as Chongyun's bad ass auntie and then doing absolutely nothing FOR UPDATES with their relationship.

~ Making Chongyun's soul personality trait Xingqiu to the point where people whine the second Xingqiu exists without his emotionally challenged exorcist friend.

~ Bonus! Screw the fandom for continuing to celebrate their relationship but only so long as they can see them as homosexuals.

~ Making Traveler a boring ass mute bitch who lets other people talk for them. (Paimon)

~ Paimon in general being the worst thing about this game.

~ Not giving Venti a second story quest while the other archons already have two and the newest archon is already being introduced.

~ Not giving their characters ages (because I swear I lose a year off my life whenever I see someone call one of the short adults a minor.)

~ How terribly they treat their four star characters. Hangout quests are what I like to call death of a character or a cute way for Hoyo to say they don't give a shit. You know why? A four star character that has no story presence before a hangout quest will continue to have little to no involvement in the main story and won't show their face at all in most events. Don't believe me?? Diona, Heizou, Noelle are the ones I thought of first. Have fun with this knowledge now that I've pointed it out.

~ The fact that Gorou is one of the most boring characters despite having such a unique design. You know what I'm gonna throw Sucrose and Diona into this category as well. Yae Miko is the only one with a good story presence among the "animal characteristics" group.

~ The fact that they keep shoving Zhongli and Xiao into every other update when they have characters that get literally no screen time.

~ Giving Thoma one of the worst kits in the game. (My fav male wife deserves better).

~ Giving Kazuha a terrible sword as his signature.

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le-roi-baleine · 2 years

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I’m just going through tik tok trying to find cute edit of vanijeanne but only found slander.

I’m gonna draw them so much more, lol.

I know a lot of people don’t like them because Vanitas kissed her without consent. And they are right. Vanitas is a piece of shit for doing that to her. He used physical touch to put pression on her and manipulate her. He is a real enculé (sorry there is no word in English for that, and the meaning in English is not really what it’s mean in french)

But there relation moved. He continued to try to manipulate her for his own entertainment, but she grown past that, and answered to all is stupide action with her own power.

Then they get cornered and forced to truly cooperate. Some feeling got mixed but it’s only a little start.

After, when it’s only the two of them. She thank him for saving her friends and it’s when he saw her smile genuinely that he really fall in love (fall so bad that he can’t get up lol, weak)

What more interesting, is really I think Vanitas is a piece of shit for forcing a kiss on her, but Jeanne isn’t clean either. Like she killed eon’s of people (it was for war or because she’s a bourreau, but she still slaughtered living being) she also forced contact with vanitas. We can see that both of them used physical touch for a good. It’s like “un mal pour un bien” what they did is not good, but Vanitas kissed Jeanne to save a man and Jeanne forced Vanitas naked to save him from a death by cold. It’s what I actually love about them. They are not perfect, they made mistake, they could have used other technique, but we come to solution to our problem with what we learn and live. And there reaction really portray that.

As much as I love genuinely kind people in story (like tanjirou or Midoriya) I also love kind people who there image of good and how to optain it is not how most people will portray it.

And all the characters in the cases study of Vanitas have this actually. Like Noé and Roland. So mesmerised by the idea of righteousness that they missed it. Because kindness is far from the context of justice. And that also something we struggle with in our modern world.

But to come back to vanijeanne I love them for what I told but also because I’m a sucker for enemies to lovers and they are literally: Manipulate, gaslight x Manslauthere, girlboss

So people, if you don’t like them… just don’t like them , and stop telling the people who ship them to freaking go die.

Because on all the horrible toxic problematic ship that exist let me tell you this one is definitely like at 1% disgusting.

Like I saw someone shipping Diluc with Diona and I wanted to puke, scream, and ripped out my eyes.

The end. Sorry I just wanted to get it out of my mind.

Have a nice day!

If y’all want to talk about same thing or other things that upsets you on fictional work go on!

It’s a relieve space

#vanijeanne #les mémoires de vanitas #the case study of vanitas #vanitas no shuki #vanitas no carte #vanitas x jeanne

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