idkfitememate

[idkfitememate]

So anyway this is the newfound brain rot because I got to many ideas, not enough for a fic, but it’s gonna distract me from others so here we go lol-

(Also yeah Grandpa I’m in a manly mood)

Note from weeks later: Nah this bitch a fix tf-

“Tell me about my Дедушка*.”

Capitano looked down at the ginger with contempt. It was often now, since Dottore had let it slip - curse that bastard - that Tartaglia’s Grandfather was a Harbinger. Apparently the boy had been raised to think that great man was simply a lowly solider, not one of the most powerful men in Snezhnaya.

When he heard that, Capitano had never wanted to kill a family more.

They hid your legacy from their kids, how dare they keep living as thought they had any right!?-

He sighed.

The boy continued to bother the much larger man at any chance he got, borderline begging - or now was he? Maybe he crossed that line ages ago - the man to tell him anything about his grandfather.

War stories, tall tales, hell even DRINKING stories, the 11th would take any.

It wasn’t like his Grandfather wasn’t alive, Childe could leave the palace right now and go ask you, seeing as you lived with his family.

But what Childe wanted was to come home one day in a boisterous manner and shout at his parents:

“You LIED you FEINDS!!! How DARE YOU LIE to not only ME but the REST OF YOUR CHILDREN about their ГРАНДФАТЕР?!? And to YOU, ГРАНДФАТЕР, ALLOWED THEM TO LIE!!! How COULD YOU?!?”

But he held to much respect for both them and you, even if his father sent him off as thought sending his blood thirsty son to join the Fatui would do anything. It was like sending a polar bear to a penguins nest, he had no clue what his father was thinking.

No matter, because you were there, showing him moves and teaching him tricks and giving him tips. Though, he still felt a bit betrayed at the fact that you even hid the fact that you were one of the strongest men in Snezhnaya.

“You truly wish to know boy?” The sharp voice of his superior snapped Childe out of his head. A quick nod was enough to bring Capitano to a nearby chair and sit, Childe quickly following.

“He was brave, I can say that much… He was around before me and had made a name for himself long before I even dared touch the Fatui, let alone graced its ranks.”

Childe took in the information like a sponge, absorbing everything the man said.

“They called him Большой хищник Севера*, a powerful title I’m sure you can see. It is said that before his accident, he had not lost a single man in war or battle, but after, he only lost seven men, one of each nation.”

Childe looked on in wonder. Only seven men… in the entirety of his Harbinger career? He knew the Doctor could never account for that.

“Wait… his accident? Do you mean..?” “Yes, when he first received that scar across his face, marring it, that was the first time he lost a man, someone near and dear to him as I’ve heard. I was only then truly climbing the ranks when this happened… a pity. But he wore that scar, and his friend’s Vision, with pride.” Childe gaped.

“Wait, you mean to tell me that-“ “Yes, Tartaglia, that Vision he carries in his eye, as well as arm and ear, back and finger, even his heart, they all work. They are the last pieces of his closest comrades. He’d rather die than give them up, I’ve heard. Unfortunately the strain of using them forced him into retirement, but he comes when we call.”

Childe’s eyes widened as he screamed.

“WAIT THEY WORK?!?-“

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“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-“

Ajax looked on in awe at his Дедушка. The nearly ten foot tall giant of a man, with a full beard and furry body hair to boot had just pulled a huge fish out from beneath the ice sheet they currently stood on while ice-fishing, bare handed.

Your roaring laughter echoed through the tundra as you held the fish up proudly. You grabbed the then four year old and hoisted him onto your shoulder, that which he could fully sit on and still have some room. His hands latched onto the side of your face but that didn’t seem to phase you, as you continued your loud laughter. The cause of your laughter, being that the fish was the same size as Ajax.

“LOOK AT HOW LARGE IT IS, МАЛЕНЬКИЙ ОДИН*!! SHE IS THE SAME SIZE AS YOU BWAHAHAHAHA!!”

Ajax’s entire body shook as you continued to laugh, giggles beginning to bubble up from his own mouth.

He watched as your Hydro themed earring bounced around as your body gyrated up and down from the mere force of your laughter. His laughter grew until the two of you were basically screaming out through the tundra.

You sighed and - while still chuckling - wrapped an arm around the boys waist and began walking back home. Of course, not before grabbing the bucket filled with other fish from your fishing trip.

Ajax didn’t want to say anything, on account of the fact that it would’ve been disrespectful of course, but your arm that was wrapped around him was bumpy and hard and cold, not unlike a certain place on your chest, though it was just super cold.

The arm was usually covered in more layers or a bunch or bandages wrapped around it to soften its shape and surface, but Ajax could still feel the sharp points and edges, though he never minded.

Eventually you both made it back to the house you shared with his family, and ducking under the doorframe quickly alerted the family of your presents.

“ГРАНДФАТЕР!!!!” Ajax’s two younger siblings - a third was on his way, Teucer would be his name - ran up to you jumping at your feet. You chuckled more and let their heads, greeting each.

“Tonia, Anthon, calm yourselves!! We were only gone a few hours hah hah!!” The two only cried out in joy louder, wrapping themselves around your legs. You stumbled for a moment before walking forward as if they weren’t there.

A man and a woman watched as you walked into the kitchen and subsequently the freezer - ironic considering where you lived - to drop off the fish before waltzing into the living room. You plopped down in the couch, first removing Ajax’s coat and then your own.

The two on your legs let go and smiled up at you, the man and woman - Ajax’s mom and dad - walked over a gave you smile, a hand landing on your shoulder.

Your smile widened.

Archons you fucking loved your family.

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Archons you fucking hated these enemies.

These fuckers from Natlan were resistant little fuckers. You chop off a hand and they’d still keep fighting.

You were growing annoyed after hours of fighting, blood drenching your uniform and absolutely caking your hair, something you knew would be a bitch to get out from experience.

Your right hand of the time, a Natlander by the name of Eztil, was beside you through the whole fight. He wielded large war hammer made of various precious metals and stones, as well as prettified wood; it swung through the skies, heating up the air as his Pyro vision burned bright. Much like you, his battle-hungry smile was long gone, replaced by annoyance as he squished another enemy beneath his hammer, blood spraying across his already bloody face.

“UGH! I’m getting bored nouehuepo*!! When are we going to be finished?? I am growing hungry and wish to challenge you to another eating contest after this!!” He shouted, completely ignoring the man running at him with a knife, whom was taken down by another Fatui member.

“I do not know приятель*. But let us continue until no other man stands but us!” And with that, you both continued swinging. You with your fists, sickles and hammers, him with his war hammer and bursts of flame.

Your movements were in sync, almost like a dance as you ravaged the battle field. You had each others back, making you both the most dangerous force on the battlefield.

If only it could’ve stayed that way.

It was a second. A second to look back at your friend to make a mental check.

Then you felt a searing sensation on the side of your face not looking at him. Eyes quickly looking back, a knife was embedded in your skin and a man had his foot on your chest. He smirked, then dragged the burning hot knife up, towards your eye, but before you could fully react.

Everything went white in that eye, then black.

Then, the most searing, burning, awful sensation you had ever felt.

Your scream silenced the battlefield as you bat the man away with the knife still embedded in your flesh, his body skipping across the land like a stone on a lake. Eztil’s eyes landed on you, which was just enough time for another attack.

“EZTIL!!!” You screamed.

…

A sword embedded itself through his chest. Both your eyes widened as your hand left the knife in your eye, reaching out to your now falling comrade.

You refused to cry, because he’d live.

That’s what you said to yourself as you rushed over to him, not minding your injury.

“Eztil, don’t you DARE fucking close your eyes, do you understand me?!?” Blood bubbles from his lips as his breathing slowed. A tear slipped from his eye as one of his hands pressed against your cheek.

“Nouehuepo… take it.” He whispered. Your gaze became confused as you stared at the dying man.

“What..?-“ “My vision. Take it. She shall be of service to… y-you.” He let out a harsh cough, his blood not staining your skin, making you flinch.

“No. It is yours приятель, I could never-“ “It is my last wish. Y-you wouldn’t deny a d-dying man his last wi-sh, would you?” You sighed, smiling at him.

“I don’t want you to die of enemy hands, so would you allow me to do the honors?” His grin widened, a glint in his eyes as he laughed, which quickly turned to hacking up his lungs.

“O-of co-urse!!” He smiled, and you smiled as well. Your hand flew up to the knife in your eye, and tore it out, not caring for the fountain of blood that squelched out. You also didn’t mind the large flap of skin that fell from your cheek, revealing the musculature of your face and your gums and teeth.

“Goodbye, my friend. May you find many fights in the afterlife to satisfy your bloodlust.” He grabbed your hand with the widest smile you’d ever seen in him.

“And ma-y I see you I-in that place!” Your hand came down onto his head, knife imbedding itself into his skull. Then, you raised your arm and planted the knife tainted with you and his blood now into his chest, striking his heart head on.

The light died from his eyes and his vision, but you quickly picked up the small red jewel which had been attached to his hair. Wiping it off, you leaned back and held your hand forward, before slamming the damned thing into your eye.

The battlefield suddenly felt as though it was atop a volcano itself, the air heating up and ash seemingly falling from the sky. You gripped your friend’s weapon, testing it in your hand and grip, swinging it slightly. Your hands pressed to your waist and your hand tilted to the sky, and finally, you laughed.

Your laughter shook the world, men falling in their asses as you showcased your joy. the air grew even hotter as the vision grew even brighter. Your entire body shook as the ear hammer in your hand heated up to a point where the metals were turning white in heat, though they didn’t melt.

You turned to your men, a wide smile on your face and tears, one trail of water and one of blood, streamed from your eyes.

“WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR MEN?!? LET US FIGHT UNTIL ONLY WE REMAIN!! CHARRGGEEE!!!!”

You continued to laugh as you knocked down tens of hundreds of soldiers in one swipe, the sky nearly turning red at the mere sight of your bloodlust and rage.

That night would go down in history. The night the sky cried blood, the fall of a nation of soldiers, the day Natlan would forever regret.

‘The Night Man became a God”

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You stared at the bloodied Tartaglia- no. You stared at your grandson, Ajax’s bloodied form.

He only looked back at you.

“Well, Дедушка? Have I become a God?”

Holy shit this sucked the shit outta me-

This ain’t the best but I hope you enjoyed might go back and make another of these lmao-

Дедушка - Grandfather

ГРАНДФАТЕР - GRANDFATHER

Большой хищник Севера - The Great Predator of the North

МАЛЕНЬКИЙ ОДИН - LITTLE ONE

nouehuepo - my friend

приятель - buddy

#male reader #x male reader #Genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x y/n #male y/n #platonic #family #Childe!Grandpa!Reader

[idkfitememate]

GUYS THEY FIXED IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heyyy guyssss

When I try to tap on the little squares at the bottom on a post/fic it won’t loaadddd

Nor will linksssss

What do I do?🥺

I’m getting pissed and angrrryyyy at Tumbbllrrr

(I’ve already reset my phone and logged off then logged back in again)

#FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! #LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! #I CAN SCROLL AND EVER STOP AGAIN FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[idkfitememate]

For the name, even if in my country we only have one, I said "fuck" and then pick both name.

-Question anon

You have two names now? That’s kinda cool ngl-

#asks <3 #anon <3 #Question anon <3

[idkfitememate]

Omg sorry I forgot-

Well, it's okay. You don't see any username for my other ask. It's an illusion ✨️

-🦝anon

Hehe I’ll just answer it here

Yeah, it is pretty fucking weird for a rando to ask a minor for money. Especially if you make it clear you’re a minor because that’s just a little fucked up lol. I am 100% sure it’s probably legal in the US of the A but anywhere else is a mystery to me-

#asks <3 #anon <3 #🦝 anon <3

[idkfitememate]

aha! I’m back!!! School has been…s c h o o l… so yeah, but I’ve started writing more again and I reread most of your work! Still absolutely delicious to read, love! I’m also re-obsessing over Genshin, so I have written a few Sagau things recently. Anywho, do you have wips or fun ideas? And how’s life been going? plus, good luck with any tests coming up!!

-envy anon back again but more brain dead this time

Glad to have you back! And I understand, school has been kicking my ass as of late, and I have a bunch of texts in the coming weeks ToT. But I think I’ll survive lol.

Your praise never ever fails to flatter me honestly, but in terms of WIPs I got a dark TWST one underway right now that’ll probably the last one before I get through my requests finally because… there’s a lot of em to be blunt lmao-

Also I’d love to hear your ideas if you’d share them! I hope you’re able to take the break you need, don’t forget to drink water!

#asks <3 #anon <3 #Envy anon <3

[idkfitememate]

Do it! I love seeing other people’s interpretations of characters and I’m excited to see yours!~

She looks like a seawing… anyone else here read Wings of Fire?-

“The thread of fate can be tightened and tangled, but never broken.”

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Furina still gives off wet cat vibes. But since I’m not the best at drawing people I drew her as a dragon. You have no idea how many quotes I looked at before settling on that one.

My poor baby Furina. Probably gonna headcanon/analyze her in a post soon. What do you think, @idkfitememate ?

#🦌deer anon <3 #art #by deer anon #genshin impact #drawing #furina #furina de fontaine

[idkfitememate]

I have a trench coat. A long one.

You know what that mean ?

THAT THE RACCOON IN A TRENCH COAT IS REAL DARLING

-🦝anon

The image in my mind is beautiful-

Also, did you mean to send that last ask out of anon? I just want to make sure before I answer!~

#asks <3 #anon <3 #🦝 anon <3

[idkfitememate]

WHY CHOOSING A NAME IS THAT HARD ? I HAVE THAT NAME STUCK IN MY HEAD THAT I LOVE AND WANT TO CHANGE BUT MY ACTUAL NAME IS THE ONLY ONE MY PARENTS LIKE AND THAT I STILL LIKE- IDK WHAT TO DO

-Question anon

I don’t really know, I went through months of choosing my name and it ended up as me not telling my family but all my friends and teachers use my chosen lol. My mom and Grandma know my preferred but they don’t use it, which doesn’t bother me.

I say think it over some more, and if push comes to shove, use a spinner or something to choose hehe. Eney meney miney moe lol

#asks <3 #anon <3 #question anon <3

[idkfitememate]

I am gonna ask every single content creator I follow bc I am desperate. I have read at some point an au with a creator reader with the harbingers all over her making sure she is not getting bored and entertaining her and the tsaritsa being too ashamed to show her face after kidnapping the creator. I dont remember who made it, how long has it been since I read it or the name. If anybody knows, please help, I have been loonking for it for iver 2 weeks now😭(All I know is that its on tumblr

I have never read this fic before but it sounds so good what-

#asks <3

[idkfitememate]

HI HI!! I'm very very sorry for not being online!! school has been kicking my ass since april, and I can't go online because of it!! and the surprise too uhuhuhuhuhu. Maybe this may will empty out my shecdule!! I shall see you soon on may or maybe early june hehe!! Have a amazing dayyyy!!! eat well and rest well muah!

Otter anon🦦

Don’t worry dear, I’m in testing season and I’m so tired 😭

Don’t work yourself too hard, okay? And don’t worry about me, take time for you first!! I’ll see you when you get the time!!~

#asks <3 #anon <3 #Otter anon <3

[idkfitememate]

👀 I can explain but I wont

*drops a newly bathed Red Panda, fur poofed up after using a hair dryer, holding a boquet of roses*

Byeeeee

🐼anon

Oh dear-

Thank you? I think-

#asks <3 #anon <3 #🐼 anon <3

[idkfitememate]

Now here are some less detailed animation ideas but if you want me to go more into detail I can!!

All the lonely people- (Traveler reminisces on all the people they met and helped)

Run Boy Run- (Bennet got some important /he's currently in mondstat bc the others told him to stay/ he's running as fast as he can to Klee, Razor, and Barbara. He tells them they have to go with the paper in his hand as they run taking a nearby teleporter to Sneznyah it's still a far run from the teleporter as they try to get to the others)

Running up that hill- (Traveler is running away from their sibling after noticing all the pain they are causing and goes to their friends)

I have more but it's going to take me a minute!!

Then take your time! Don’t feel the need to rush!

All of these are great ideas and I hope to see them in the future!!!

#asks <3 #anon <3 #🎬 anon <3

[idkfitememate]

Here's the vision!!

---------------------GENSHIN ANIMATION-------------------------------

-------------------TRAVELER VS THE FATUI-----------------------------

Song: Survivor by-2WEI

As soon as the animation starts we jump mid fight with the traveler against the fatui. Traveler is cornered and injured just hanging onto their sword. (The quiet solo beginning is the intro).

           -Pause..-

But when a sword is about to hit the traveler an arrow deflects the attack. (This is the beginning of the chorus ‘i’m a survivor’). Amber walks forward from the distance from a snowy hill, (Then the second chorus ‘I'm not gon' give up) Nigguang steps forward, her fan closed as she looks down, (Then ‘I’m not gon’ stop) Beidou steps forward, (Then ‘I’m gonna work harder”) Collie and Lyney step forward. 

One of the fatui signals for reinforcements as they come out of portals from the snowy land. And travelers' friends take this as their turn to walk forward closer to the Traveler. Their pace quickens, to the point where the two groups collide and fight against each other. There are multiple individual fights that go on back to back in the animation.

We then get a flashback to what happened beforehand the battle planning. Jean talking with Altathaim, Albedo telling Klee to stay and guard Mondsat with Razor and Bennet, Zhongli & Raiden & Venti have a meeting with each other refusing to help in the fight. Nahida and Lyney and Lynette look at maps of Shneznyah, with Fremiet looking out the window worried as Neuvilette looks out at everyone’s work with him.

It snaps back to the fight (the loud void-ish sound) A loud explosion is made as Klee pops into the fight throwing her little explosives, Tighnari and Faruzan use their arrows to shoot the explosives.

Traveler looks at the others who fought for them, it gives them the strength to fight, but in the closing of the song Traveler's little star thing turned a white color (you know when it changes between the elements) 

This is beautiful omg-

I love every part of this so much-

The image of Klee going full terrorist on the Fatui is something I hope will never leave my mind

#asks <3 #anon <3 #🎬 anon <3

[idkfitememate]

Nvm they fucked up the latest update that’s why lmao

Heyyy guyssss

When I try to tap on the little squares at the bottom on a post/fic it won’t loaadddd

Nor will linksssss

What do I do?🥺

I’m getting pissed and angrrryyyy at Tumbbllrrr

(I’ve already reset my phone and logged off then logged back in again)

#fuckin tumblr #they are trying to fix it tho #I better be able to wake up and use Tumblr tomorrow Tumblr😡

[idkfitememate]

Hi ani anon here!!🎬

Be prepared!! I've listened to the most amazing playlist ever!!! Also I made a Tumblr acc. so I can put all my rants on there!!

Hello ani!!! I wanna hear the playlist I like playlists!!

And hoorayyy!!! Welcome to the wonderful world or home ownership! Be prepared for the taxes!

#asks <3 #anon <3 #🎬 anon <3

[idkfitememate]

Heyyy guyssss

When I try to tap on the little squares at the bottom on a post/fic it won’t loaadddd

Nor will linksssss

What do I do?🥺

I’m getting pissed and angrrryyyy at Tumbbllrrr

(I’ve already reset my phone and logged off then logged back in again)

#I am getting angry tho #cause this is ridiculous #I just wanna read some fanfiction is that TOO MUCH TO ASK???-

[idkfitememate]

Damn I didn’t even realize this thing ended-

But I got it hehe more hc’s hehe

Idk you guys seem to love that one Character Study I did for the Obey Me Bros-

#hehehe