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letsgolando-4 · 7 months

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Formula 1 explained (I think)

Here is a not-so-brief explanation of some of the important things in formula 1. Enjoy!

Free Practice

Free practice is drivers remembering how to not suck before they have to go and not suck in front of a lot of people with a lot more cameras. Whoever goes fastest gets people to momentarily hope (on the rare occasion that it is not Verstappen) that someone other then Verstappen will win a race. To put things into perspective, this never happens. Takes place on a Friday.

Qualifying

Qualifying is like a race but not a race. It’s short and if you suck in qualifying, unless you’re god (or again, Verstappen) you’re gonna suck in the race as well because however you finish is however you start in the actual race. If you manage to finish first in qualifying your on pole. Unfortunately, it no longer matters if anyone other than Verstappen is one pole because the guy somehow manages to clinch a race win anyway. Takes place on a Saturday.

Grand Prix (the actual race)

Finally, we have reached the actual race. There’s a lot of panic and stress for nothing and they make a big show of five lights going out and then people race. A lot of people go out in turn 1 so try to keep your head screwed on for the first few laps. If Williams are higher than P20 and P19, look outside because the world may be ending. Alfa Romeo disappear out of the points and tend to just suck in general. McLaren will either do really shit or really good but they can never actually WIN a race, just get onto the podium. Ferrari will occasionally let their fans sniff the air in P1 before either crashing or getting taken out by Verstappen. One of the two. The Mercedes will probably be nice and comfy having not moved from their cemented P4 and P5, and the Redbulls? Well, Checo doesn’t really get a lot of limelight but the aforementioned Verstappen will be winning. Not a negotiable fact. The other teams will be somewhere in between. Takes place on a Sunday.

Sprint Races

Occasionally the FIA are feeling quirky and they decide to have a sprint race which is like a race but not a race. It’s short so you don’t need to pit. Sometimes when they decide they don’t want blood on their hands they’ll stop a race halfway through if the conditions are dangerous and then resume it when the weather dies down. These are also technically little sprint races. They do regular qualifying on a Friday and then on Saturday they have what the FIA like to call a ✨sprint shootout✨ which is qualifying for a sprint race. Same rules apply. Then they have some fun with a sprint race and when they’ve calmed down a bit, have a normal race on Sunday.

Teams And Drivers

The current formula 1 grid has 20 drivers, two drivers per team, and in case you suck at maths, that makes 10 teams. Teams have first and second driver. This is a way of saying who is shit and who is not without hurting their feelings. These teams and their drivers are as follows:

Redbull: Max Verstappen (first driver) and Sergio “Checo” Perez (second driver)

Ferrari: Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz. No first driver because the team principal likes Leclerc more but Sainz’s father realised this.

Mercedes: Lewis Hamilton (first driver) and George Russell (second driver)

McLaren: Lando Norris (first drivers) and Oscar Piastri (second driver)

Alpine: Esteban Ocon and Pierre Gasly. Again, no first driver because the French civil war is too intense. At least I think.

Alfa Romeo: Valtteri Bottas (first driver) and Zhou Guyanu (second driver)

Alpha Tauri: Yuki Tsunoda (first driver) and Daniel Ricciardo (second driver) although Ricciardo had a bad crash and broke his arm so as of October 2023 Liam Lawson from F2 is stepping in.

Aston Martin: Fernando Alonso (first driver) and Lance Stroll (second driver)

Haas: Kevin Magnussen (first driver) and Nico Hulkenberg (second driver)

Williams: Alexander Albon (first driver) and Logan Sargeant (second driver)

So that’s the low-down on the bare bones of an F1 race. Tell me if I’ve missed anything or got anything wrong!

Danny out.

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shimmershy · 10 months

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Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.

#randomly thought of this meme and got this idea and then HAD to drop everything I was doing to draw it #sillies #at the beginning of the pacifist route chara's like: 'WHY did I have to get stuck with a human of all things? ugh'#but eventually they're like #'i've only known frisk for at most a couple hours but if anything happened to them i'd kill everyone in this room and then my- ah. well.'#undertale #safeutdr #chara dreemurr #my art #frisk #frisk dreemurr #meme #chara #chara undertale #undertale chara #undertale frisk #frisk undertale #🌼

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platyroonism · 3 months

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silly comic. just siblings being siblings

#undertale #flowey #frisk #special thanks to my bestie who did NOT giving me permission to copy our conversations word-for-word #whatever. i'll gaslight them into thinking they did #anyways they should do more sibling stuff. like flowey randomly coughs on frisk ALL THE TIME #eww i'm getting flower germs ALL OVER YOU. you should reset to when i didn't so that #plart

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potatounicoorn · 2 months

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I think we as a society moved on way too fast from Lloyd canonically being a part of The lego movie events

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yourlocalabomination · 2 months

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Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

#if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels #my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment?#I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it #anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it #formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it.#(please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy)#ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

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thebulletgirl · 6 months

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New (old unseen) photo of Katie during Hozier's From Eden music video shared by his manager that I randomly found on insta 🥹

#katie mcgrath #from eden #hozier #was just looning through old pics and randomly saw this with THREE likes?? like 2014 insta stans how did we miss this??(#t

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kyurochurro · 3 months

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to BARKLY go where no PET has GONE BEFORE!!!!1!

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lighthouseas · 11 months

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no you don't understand. when byler kiss i need them to be gasping into each other's mouths and holding onto each other for dear life. i need them to be shoving each other into things and knocking things over because they're so desperate to be closer. i need them grinning like idiots against each press of lips. i need tears. i need forehead touches. i need hands running down each others' bodies. i need

#let them be desperate okay.#let them make out sloppy #also like. please remember that will has not kissed anyone. and assuming that he doesnt start kissing dudes randomly during the timeskip #then mike will be his first kiss. so like. let them be clumsy and awkward about it is what im saying #let them knock shit over like wilhelm and simon did that one time #ok sorry im normal can u tell 👍 puttinf them in terrariums #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #st.txt

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googledocsdyke · 9 months

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the THING is that when aziraphale says “i forgive you” he means “having been utterly re-brainwashed by the supreme and intoxicating force of Approval from a Higher Heavenly Authority to validate my prior life as Good and Righteous and True, i, wracked with newly-reborn self-loathing about ever having turned my back on heaven, forgive you, whom i love and must therefore surely be good and worthy of forgiveness, for rebuking the chance to ascend righteously into heaven with me” and when crowley hears “i forgive you” he hears “crowley i forgive you for the crime and moral lapse of desiring me, of wanting, of kissing me, of giving me love that i cannot possibly respond to nor reciprocate, of being who you are which is someone who is not only a demon but, much worse, wants me.” If you even care. (And for the record you shouldn’t)

#good omens #please BY ALL MEANS blacklist whatever i'm doing here #i'm going through a weird time. i'm unemployed basically #sasha.txt #anyways why did the writing randomly get good for the last maybe seven minutes

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jel-jel-jel · 3 months

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I have to get these out quick before side order releases

#my art #splatoon #side order #off the hook #dedf1sh #splatoon pearl #splatoon marina #splatoon acht #pearlina #marinacht #<- arent i so fucking smart #i think pearl can be a liitttlle insecure. as a treat. for me #she did also just randomly take off once without even telling marina so??? girl you have this coming #its her penance for winning final fest ok #shes really just overthinking anyway dsbhjfdfs #suggestive #<- just in case lol #edit: i put suggestive in bcuz i was thinking of achts hand and not. the octos doggystylin it in the middle of the goddamn post. am i stupid

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echoingkarma · 10 months

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Just a normal Coffee Shop AU!

Reblogs are appreciated!

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"You wouldn't happen to have a 'Michael Afton' working here, darling?" the animatronic chirps from the other side of the counter. He leans forward, stooping his head to match your own height. His white eyes seem to glow.

You swallow, and a hand clutching at your trousers leads you to believe you just might know who he's talking about. Mike Schmidt hides as best he can behind the counter, shivering with a fear you've never seen the likes of before.

You've been quiet a beat too long before you open your mouth.

"No," you tell the animatronic. His smile seems to widen. "I don't know anyone by that name."

#fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sb au #fnaf sun #michael afton #mike schmidt #jancsau #just a normal coffee shop au #you can zoom in for more details but i. did this all today and its just a mess jdfhsdfh #idea popped into our head randomly #idk if ill do much more for this au ;u;#doodles #my art

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sunglassesmish · 5 months

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thee random acts official account?? — https://x.com/randomactsorg/status/1728552823439421506?s=46

EXCUSE ME???????????

#anon #ask #cockles #WHAT IS HAPPENING #WHY ARE THEY RANDOMLY POSTING THID #‘for a little project we are working on’ DID MISHA POST THIS.

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neopuppy · 3 months

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I cant live like this anymore

#DONT EVER REFER TO YOURSELF AS DADDY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😫😫😫😫#GODDDDDDD #JOHNNY PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS………OPEN MY DMS!!!!!#no bc why did I randomly remember that I used to DM Johnny before he removed that option #and I was reading DMs from 2020 like wow💀💀💀 down horrendously bad💀💀💀#🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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evildolokhoded · 3 days

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being subjected to the things dan and phil tweeted at/about each other back in the early days feels like having to witness that one couple in high school that was full making out in the hallways at 8 am while you were running on two hours of sleep and half a ham sandwich for the next six hours.

#dnp #dan and phil #phan #<- for the phandometrics but this time it's actually about phan ! fun.#phun even.#i say dan and phil but i really just mean dan #he did NOT need to do all that. we GET it you're gonna be in love forever and ever i promise nobody's stealing your man but PLEASE #I BEG.#pity future dolokhoded who's randomly going to remember those words were said publicly on the internet at 3 am and have to stare at the #ceiling for a few hours #somebody contain him. get him off twitter ban him

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kindlyanni · 5 months

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So Alan Wake is a poor little meow meow, right?

#here I am doodling alan wake randomly at 1 am…..#I’ve been watching Lomadiah play Alan Wake 2 and she’s quite not finished it yet #or maybe she did I haven’t watched all of today’s stream #alan wake #alan wake ii #fanart #poor little meow meow #nn art #I love watching Lomadiah for scary letsplays because she always reacts to scary things like misbehaving kids or pets #and it’s less scary.

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rayferraro · 14 days

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#hayley wickenheiser #women's hockey #hockey #team canada #quotes #randomly thinking about this....#this history and controversy and lies or whatever behind it #is so funny to me #especially cassie being like #'this did not represent us as canadians'#like ok sure!

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