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sharpth1ng · 1 year

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i was just going through your blog to get caught up and the tag "dick au" made me lose it, thats what im gonna call the cis version of debaser from now on lmao

Lmao DICK AU. You know what you’re right that was comedic gold. I should add that as a tag on Debaser

#DICK AU #debaser fanfic #ask

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auideas · 2 years

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Final Place AU

Watching marathon runners pass on the street is one of the most inspiring ways to get in shape; at least, that’s what Character A believed. They knew they were strong and they loved their body, but there was just something about seeing people pushing themselves to the limit that made them want to try a little harder too, in every aspect of life.

A three day marathon was expected to come through their town, and Character A couldn’t be more excited. They set up a chair, brought some books, their phone, and a bunch of water bottles and snacks since they knew they’d be there for a while.

It wasn’t until Character B started to come around the corner that Character A realized their mistake. They’d brought just enough disposable water bottles to make it seem like they were giving water to the runners, but that wasn’t the case. By the time they realized this, it was too late; Character B was already gone, water bottle in hand, and Character A regretting how they froze up and didn’t tell them off.

Thankfully, Character A didn’t run into anymore thieves since they moved the bottles, but the next day, Character B came around the corner again. And looked for a water bottle. Again. They even went so far as to berate Character A about their lack of water bottles at the station.

That was the final straw.

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marskiiii · 7 days

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TOOK FOREVER BUT SOOOOOO WORTH IT!

aka mY IDEAL BATFAM UNIVERSE TYVMUCHBYEEE

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danidoodels · 1 month

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Watching from afar

#top is tim and janet and down is jason dick and bruce below incase it wasnt clear #ig this is an au??#tim drake #batfamily #batfam #dc fanart #red robin #jason todd #dick grayson

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redsray · 8 days

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my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.

#batfam #dc comics #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #i love socmed aus with them #but like theyre barely even aus #cause theyre already famous?#god help us all if they get social media in-canon

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24hrsoda · 2 months

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he’s probably trying to get them all to come snuggle…he doesn’t care if he can’t fit them all under his wings

#bat au #batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne #cassandra cain #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #bat family #batfamily

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mikeluciraphgabe · 25 days

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Part 17 masterpost

#Batman twitter au #batfamily #batman family #batdad #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #duke thomas #damian wayne #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #tim drake #robert patterson #batman and robin #the batman

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yjcorefourenjoyer · 4 months

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AU that the batkids are all serious and bat-like ONLY WHEN BATMAN ISN’T AROUND

Like when they’re on their own team/out of Gotham? Most respected, calm and serious person there. They have a plan and it will work. “Oh yeah I memorized all the exits and people here the second I entered, you didn’t?” That’s them.

But in Gotham w/ Batman? Pranks galore and singing on patrol, they forget to sleep and forget to eat. When Batman tells them their gonna have a longer patrol they all sigh and complain while trying to give other siblings their work in exchange for doing that sibling’s chore.

But nobody knows that they act like that!! Batman would say something like

“Gosh my kids blew something up I have to go,”

AND EVERYONE WHOSE EVER MET THEM IS ALL CONFUSED LIKE “BUT THEIR A BAT?!?! HUH??!”

and Batman would respond

“Oh yeah you know them, always doing something their not supposed to”

JL: “NO?!”

#Batman #dick grayson #Jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batkids #batboys #batman au #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #justice league #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam

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bruciemilf · 3 months

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Bruce buys twitter to ban his kids specifically

#dc #dc comics #social media #social media au #batfamily #batfam social media #batfam twitter #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #terry mcginnis #clark kent #bruce wayne

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faeriekit · 5 months

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"Okay." Danny slowly laid the already cold body back onto the table, ready to slide back it into the refuge of cold storage. "Okay. Dead guy. Stay there."

The body didn't move.

"Fantastic. Now. Hang out while I pour the embalming fluid into the pump, alright? It should only be a minute."

And it usually did; working in a funeral home wasn't extremely glamorous, but it paid the bills, and Danny had already been used to the rhyme and rhythm of negotiating death with the public by the time he sent in his mortuary school application. It had been a transition that made sense. And in the end, the degree had only cost him a few extra years post-graduation and a little dig into student loans, and now Danny had a stable 12-8 job and health insurance valid in the state of new jersey.

Today, though, the pump had that decided enough was enough. With a bang and a boom, the pump spat out a cloud of smoke and clunked uncomfortably.

The dead body sat up.

Danny scrambled over to push it back down. "No. We talked about this. Dead people don't move. If you want to stay here and have me put you back together all the time, you have to stay put. Got it?"

Whatever the weird gold-eye corpses were on in Gotham, they at least listened to him on occasion. They weren't ghosts, per se— they never pinged on any of the ghost detection devices Mom and Dad had packed in his going-away-to-college bag— but they were, despite being occasionally animate, perfectly deceased.

Weird. Danny had never gotten used to it. Still, they came in droves, too eager to sit on the top of the basement stairwell and lurk in the corners and stare endlessly at them with their weird, avian eyes, and sometimes they heralded the arrival similarly weird-ass bodies that had lost their heads or their arms or their limbs through the more conventional channels.

"I'm losing too much thread to all y'all coming in all the time," Danny complained to the dead body, who, at the moment, was the only person present to blame. "Stop getting your limbs cut off. This stuff is expensive, you know. It's a specialty order."

The body didn't even have the courtesy to blink. Rude.

"At least let them bury you this time. Every time one of you darts off when my back's turned, my boss thinks I'm stealing corpses. My coworkers think I'm building my own Frankenstein or something."

The corpse neither verbalized nor blinked, but Danny hadn't expected it to; with a sigh, he rolled the corpse back into cold storage, locked its little door (not that locking it in had ever stopped it) and called it quits for the night.

It's not like anyone was paying him for the extra hours anyway.

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