#custody of the boys!!!

[orange-catsidy]

#custody of the boys!!! #dalton castle #taya valkyrie #aew #roh #my gifs

[nerdpoe]

When Danny decides to reincarnate, centuries after his adventures, he chooses a random Dimension of Heroes and Villains.

He's expecting adventure! Heroics! A life worth bragging about in the Afterlife!

He wakes up in a tube, staring down at surprised teen heroes as they release him and another person.

Later, he finds out that he's a clone of Batman and Superman, and the other clone is of Superman and Lex Luthor.

He came into this world expecting adventures, not a weird custody battle about him and his brother (because that's what Conner is) between two A-List superheroes.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #story prompt #dc x dp #phanfic #superman wants nothing to do with both of them #batman wins custody no problem #bruce now give clark a deathglare if the super even mentions one of the boys #constant sniping between superman and batman #until it eventually degrades their relationship so much they can't work together #culminates in one big verbal fight after another attempted planetary invasion #that ends with batman just losing it and #in a very calm voice that's totally out of place from his earlier growling #“if i'd known my best friend was the type of man who would target a child for the sins of their parents i might have chosen to be alone.” #verbally slaps clark #and that's how clark agrees to go to therapy

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Witness Protection

There’s a dead guy in the alley and it’s not Danny. 

Ok, technically there are two dead guys in the alley but honestly, Danny feels like they’re way past semantics.

Because, once again, there is a dead man in the alley. 

Danny is fairly sure the guy’s been murdered. The bloody mess that is the guy's chest is a pretty good indicator, but the bloody knife that's still stuck in the guy’s guts is really what makes it for the teen.

Danny might be freaking out a little bit. Because, while he is used to dead people, they’re never this newly deceased, or for that matter, this gruesomely murdered.

Before his breath can quicken too much, Danny makes himself take a deep breath. 

Say what you want about Danny, but he hasn’t spent his high-school career moonlighting as a teenage vigilante without learning a thing or two about staving off a panic attack. Feeling more calm, Danny focuses back on the issue at hand.

I should call the police, says something in the back of his head that sounds like Jazz.

If I call in the murder I’ll be on the suspect list, retorts some other part of his brain he’s choosing to call the Sam part.

No advice from an imaginary Tuck though. Even in his own mind he can’t imagine a Tucker that hasn’t already passed out cold at the sight of a dead guy. 

Which, fair. Danny is kinda considering the option, as he’s feeling a little faint himself. It is way past time he got out of here. At least he's figured out just how to do it.

Anonymous tips are a wonderful thing, made all the more wonderful by the presence of payphones in Gotham.Danny is officially handing this off to the proper authorities.

Boy is he glad he doesn’t have to be involved anymore.

A few streets over, a hooded figure rounds a corner, their breath coming fast  as they clench their bloody fists agitadely. There wasn’t supposed to be anyone there, and yet. This is an unexpected setback.

The hooded figure leans back against the alley wall to catch their breath. Nothing to do about it but fix it. And as these things go, this is an easy mistake to fix. The face of the black-haired blue-eyed hurdle floats to the front of their mind. 

It should be child’s play.

#Danny calls it in anonymously and the case eventually goes to the bats #The bats figure out its Danny but dont think anythings weird with an anonymous tipoff (it's very common in Gotham) #But then the murderer tries to kill danny coz hes a possible witness and the batfam has to foil the attempt #and Danny has to pretend to be a very scared teenage boy who nearly just died #He acts too well and now the bats have got him in protective custody in a random safehouse #Danny is bored out of his mind and severely regretting not running away when he had the chance #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #roxpox #roxpoxwrote

[joethesparkle]

the thrilling sequel, dedicated to everyone who wanted to see Reigen adopt Teru!

#my art #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #hanazawa teruki #mob hinted teru was in need of a dad #reigen was so nervous about being wrong again #i imagine teru's parents just send him enough money to get by but they effectively abandoned him #like even though theyre alive and technically provide support they would have no qualms giving up custody #Get That Boy A Dad 2023

[chiscribbs]

I have things that I reeeally want to post and are so close to being done, but I'm way too busy with family stuff at the moment to finish them.

So, in the meantime - please have these rough Disaster Twins sketches I did a few weeks ago.

#They share one braincell and Donnie has custody rights...until he doesn't. #My second favorite brother duo. Love these bois 💙💜 #donatello hamato #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #leonardo hamato #rise leo #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #disaster twins #chiscribbs #artrehearsals

[redrobin-detective]

I find it completely hilarious to think after Simon was freed from the crown and got to be himself in Ooo that he and Finn have a close relationship that neither of them understand.

Finn views Simon as a fellow human, someone he saw at their lowest point and now is on the upswing and now they can be buddies and go on adventures together. He also wants to do sleepovers all the time, what a bro. Simon sure is fussy with him, like Jake sometimes is, must be because they're such good friends.

Simon meanwhile is going around to people in Ooo like 'why did you let a child/teenager live alone in a treehouse with a dog and access to weaponry while making him fight monsters?' and when no one stepped up, Simon unofficially claimed Finn as his own. He checks in regularly, goes over a brings groceries, cleans up the treehouse, educates Finn as best he can on human anatomy, culture, history as well as other stuff.

Its so obvious to everyone - especially Marcy who is laughing her ass off in the background - that the former Ice King is trying to parent Finn who doesn't get it and proceeds to friendzone the hell out of his father figure.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #finn the human #finn mertens #the idea of finn friendzoning a father figure is so funny #he has such bad experiences with parents in that joshua died when he was young and martin was a piece of shit #so Finn has such positive affection for Simon he just *cant* see him as a dad #Simon is dading the shit out of finn and its going over the idiots lil bear covered head #Simon and Jake (before he dies) have weekly phone calls on hows Finn doing and who gets custody this week #Simon makes sure every house he gets has a spare room for his kids #Finn crashes there a lot after Jake and Simon relishes the chance to dote and take care of his little boy #Finn meanwhile is like 'man Simon is a real bro a true friend a real good dude'

[wonderstrevors]

Jason being done with being the child of divorce in Catwoman #58

#jason todd #selina kyle #bruce wayne #tuesday spoilers #catwoman #batman #red hood #dc comics #can we talk about how jason is the child of divorce in gw #bruce and selina put tracking on him #then bruce kidnapped him #selina is looking for him #and the both team up to save him #and jason is done with both of them #so done #and bruce carrying jason like he is a small child #his little boy #that he fucked up #at this point just give the custody to dick

[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

#incorrect quotes #fourth wing incorrect quotes #fourth wing #incorrect acotar quotes #acotar #crossover #who wants to write it? #bat boys #xaden riorson #rhysand #you cannot tell me im wrong #Xaden would be adopted in 0.8 seconds flat #Violet and gwyn can hang out #Rhys and Azriel might have to fight over custody #Violet would have a lot of fun with the valkyries #Brennan has things to say about Night Court medical practices #Tairn Sgaeyl and Andarna have a lot of thoughts about Byraxis #if Xaden is 23 than he is factually at least 2 years older than the oldest we’ve seen Feyre and that’s objectively fucking funny #Rhys is in his Dad era and even if he weren’t Xaden is everything he looks for in adoptive family and IC members #Rhys thinks Xaden is baby brother shaped and Xaden thinks Rhys is a weird powerful guy who might be able to help him win the rebellion #Xaden needs a nap #Xaden is adaptable and he’ll roll with this #but damnit all if he’s not bringing Violet with him #Violet is sure something about this is funny #crack fic #crossover fic

[twstjam]

Fuck the timeline, everyone please consider an au where the Knight of Dawn narrowly escapes from a fight that almost kills him and as he's limping through a forest to find somewhere to hide and recover, the woodland creatures find him and lead him somewhere. He follows, assuming they're leading him somewhere safe, but before he can reach it he collapses from his injuries. As his consciousness begins to fade, he sees Princess Meleanor looking down at him and he isn't surprised that she'd been waiting for his end, waiting for him to join her in the Underworld where he'd sent her.

Later in the evening, Lilia Vanrouge is startled by the door to his quiet little cottage bursting open. His prince and pupils have returned... and they have dragged the injured Knight of Dawn back with them. Silver runs up to Lilia and begs "Papa" to help the poor injured man they'd found in the woods, completely oblivious to how Lilia's blood chills and his mouth goes dry because his son this human child had so cluelessly brought an old enemy into their home who also happens to be his father.

#idk i just wanted a custody battle okay #and lilia being like “it's okay you can go home with your real father I'm not upset (lie)” and kid silver going “No!! YOU'RE my papa!!” #he clings to him and Lilia looks to the Knight for help but even he's like “don't make him leave his papa :(” which doesn't help Lilia #who has been trying so hard for so many years to deny the role of “father” because it's not true (and he doesn't think he's worthy of it #+ he's in denial that this sweet innocent little boy could ever love him so much) #twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #silver vanrouge #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #diasomnia #diasomnia spoilers #twst spoilers #twst book 7 spoilers #twst knight of dawn #matcha nonsense #matcha writes a bit

[nelkcats]

Austen's little boy

When a new ghost is formed within the Infinite Realms, they unconsciously locates themselves near relatives or people who can take good care of them.

Because the ghost babies are very delicate, and depending on their age they can be in serious danger depending on their caretaker, the Realms itself often change the location in which they will appear.

If it's a rare case where the new ghost has their entire family present, they will line up near the member who can take best care of them; if the family was abusive or unable to teach them about their new status correctly, the Realms place them near people they admired during their lifetime, or ghosts who are alone and can teach them.

That's the reason after Jason Todd died and began to form in the Realms, he ended up forming within the haunt of Jane Austen, who saw not only a new ghost, but a new ghost child, one of the most fragile types of ghosts, he was hurt and in tears. This broke her heart.

She didn't reveal her identity at first, saying she was just Jane, and it took Jason a while to trust on her, but in the end he ended up being adopted by the kind woman who loved reading as much as he did. Although he sometimes was curious where he had heard her before.

Sadly, they were both separated when Jason was revived; one day Austen's little boy disappeared from her haunt, and although she wasn't quite sure what had happened, she thought that perhaps he had decided to rest in peace. Something that was quickly refuted when rumors spread about her son returning to the world of the living.

Austen decided to take the risk and went through one of the natural portals, she traveled to "Gotham" and there was her baby, she didn't really care about the Red Hood part, she was more concerned about his safety.

Though it was sad to discover that due to his corrupted ectoplasm his little core had been damaged, and Jason was unable to see her. However, that did not affect her decision and she decided to stay by his side, taking care of him the best she could.

When Danny started flirting with Jason in one of Gotham's bars he was greatly surprised when an angry ghost started berating him about using better flirt lines. And how he should be more romantic than that.

That's how he found out that Jason apparently had a Ghost Parent, which after discovering that the halfa could see her, asked for his help to talk to her son again, and yes, Danny might have to stay in Gotham for a while.

That corrupted ectoplasm case looks serious, and maybe he'll even get a date by the end of the problem.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #jason todd #red hood #Austen is Jason ghost mother #He just don't remember her #but she followed him to the human word after hearing some rumors of his kid alive #she was sad when he suddenly disappeared #thought he passed completely #but no #her baby is alive #she is not sharing custody with Bruce #Danny is going to help Jason with the corrupted ectoplasm #it's going to be a sweet reunion #and after that Austen will give the ghost boy a shovel talk #because obviously he has a crush with her boy #danny fenton #dead on main #jason todd x danny fenton #Just Jason having his adoptive author as adoptive parent #Jane didn't tell him she was Austen at first tho #she wanted a real relationship first #without the celebrity admiration #she trusted Jason #but is better prevent that regret #Danny was happy with the result and asked Jason for a date after all that #Jason just laughed and accepted #while Austen judged him in the background #Also Austen is not as powerful as other ghosts so she can't make herself more present that she already is and Gotham curses don't help her

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 4

Dani is the one who puts amity parks on justice leagues radar.

She’s off exploring the world and ends up in metropolis. She showed up in the city just by flying in don’t worry she flew in at night no one noticed. No super boy noticed.

He’s worried lex made another clone and approached her. She laughed at him. She wasn’t Superman’s clone she was phantoms clone.

Dani never learned stranger danger or anything from vlad. She left amity as soon as she was stabilized. She just moves from place to place.

So she just tells him everything about amity park and the little she knows about the infinite realm. Don’t worry she didn’t out anyone’s identity so it’s all fine and dandy.

Danny and crew were not pleased when the justice league began investigating there town. Especially when they investigated his parents. But hey the anti ecto acts were gone so that was a bonus.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dani phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #justice league #dp dc crossover #superboy #super boy told Dani he was also a clone to get her to open up #she was like clone buddies #she couldn’t lie to him #they think both Dani and Danny are kyrptonian #the Fenton parents try there best but ar neglectful #so Clark wants custody #he could pull a Bruce #he doesn’t have a no meta rule #Bruce doesn’t either but everyone think he does #Conner is just happy to befriend a fellow clone #Danny doesn’t like Superman at first

[puppyeared]

vincent voice claim!! hes auggie and anton's son ^_^

VA: Catbug from Bravest Warriors, voiced by Sam Lavagnino

#YEAYYYYY i finally had time to make this PUMPS FISTS #god but this voice is perfect for him ^_^ he sounds so baby (he is five years old) #im also planning to do voice claim videos for sleight and xin ya!! im still deciding who would be a good VA for sleight though #my first choice is vic mignona as tamaki from ouran because sleight is like really cool and suave when hes performing #but once hes off the stage hes very clumsy and dramatic.. the exact opposite of his stage persona LOL #im also considering eric vale as phoenix wright.. or maybe donald glover as marshall lee if im leaning more on the #cool bad boy type vibe...?? oh wait i think he'd also have a nice singing voice so maybe ill do donald glover instead idk #xin ya's VA would be ashley burch as cass frm bee and puppycat and i actually already have some voice clips prepared #Alex Walsh as Chris BW might work for Lucky but thats also undecided. either that or maybe gabe velez as ENA #hes extremely chill though so maybe Ian Q Jones as radicles would work too..???? #Sarah Wiedenheft as Power from csm might also work for serilda but honestly im still rehashing her character so who knows #ive also made.. character playlists for xin ya and sleight... i already have one for auggie its posted on her artfight page :) #my art #myart #my oc #oc #friend oc #<- shared custody cuz anton belongs to bow lol #voice claim #oc voice claim #vincent #videos #animatic #augusta #anton #sillies family

[cod-dump]

i love moose so much!! but i also love and miss shadow 10 and 13, i hope they’re doing okay, last i remember they were getting married!!! i wonder if moose sees them as parental figures

Shadow 10: Moose… we have something to tell you-

Moose, already crying: THE WEDDING IS OFF???

Shadow 10: Wha- No- Moose, we’re still getting married!

Moose: Oh good. Then what are you wanting to tell me?

Shadow 10: Well… we’ve been thinking and we’ve finally decided to adopt

Moose: Really?! Congrat-

Shadow 13, unable to stay quiet anymore: *slaps paperwork onto the coffee table* It’s you! Sign here-

#they’re fighting for custody of moose with graves #he doesn’t want to share his boy #shadow company #shadow company moose #cod oc #shadow 10 roman rogers #shadow 13 leon adams #incorrect quotes #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #10 x 13

[rookflower]

i know I made a similar post about nightheart a couple months ago so ignore me but I woke up with with this thought- can you imagine HOW much the wider fandom would despise crowfeather if he was a woman and leafpool/nightcloud/etc were guys

#suddenly the way he treats breezepelt is actually an issue- unforgivably so- and nightcloud should have full custody #suddenly him not helping leafpool after the reveal makes him a cruel selfish bitch rather than 'sensibly defending himself' #suddenly his depression after feathertail's death is annoying love drama whining rather than 'tragic' #and etc #I'm aware he's not tumblrs favouritest boy but I think opinions of him lean positive or neutral elsewhere still

[felis-rach]

watching Astro Boy 2003 and I wanted to give my guy some clothes 🙏

#IM LOVING THIS ANIMEEE #Watched Pluto also which is amazing!! #I'm taking custody of Astro now #astro boy #astro boy 2003 #astro boy fanart #tetsuwan atom #kimba the white lion #for his cameo hehe

[snaileo]

"You're using Atom as a tool for your ego again?""It's hard for an ordinary person like you to understand."

#my gifs #astro boy #astro boy 2003 #hiroshi ochanomizu #umataro tenma #still trying to refine episode 7's gifset #and im only posting this one because i do not think this scene will make it in the episode gifset #its taking me so long to finish this one not because making the gifs is hard which it isnt #its arranging them #and trying to find the most cohesive gif placement #anyway enjoy world's most destructive custody battle