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slvtforwandanat · 30 days

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Stalked/a Wanda Maximoff fanfic

warnings: abuse, stalking, swearing, Wanda tried to r*pe you, hair pulling, slapping this is not for the faint-hearted 18+ MDNI

Ever since you broke up with Wanda everything has been amazing, no more abuse, no more manipulation, blackmail, fucking nearly every day, but your life got even BETTER once you met the love of your life, Natasha, she was everything missing from your life, practically your other half, you could see the envy when you looked at Wanda, the frown on her face watching you be happy with someone that wasn't her.

it was a Wednesday afternoon, and you and Natasha were cuddling on the couch, watching shameless, when you hear your phone ping, it was Wanda..., you excused yourself and stepped outside, opened your phone "hey baby, you free tonight, your slut of a girlfriend, can wait, I have better plans" another ping *click too see image* you thought of it a couple seconds before opening the image she had sent, your eyes widened, it was a huge strap on, bigger than any other you have seen, "like what you see baby?" you were getting frustrated, she was so disgusting to think you'd want to spend a second with her, you furiously replied "Wanda you have to get this in your mind, I'm not interested in talking, fucking, or being friends, I'm happy without you, leave me alone" her message box popped up, you were scared "you're going to regret that pet" her profile went offline, a wave of relief went through you, but you knew this wasn't over.

*it's now 10:00 pm*

you are twisting and turning in bed unable to go to bed because of that last message Wanda had sent, so much things were going through your mind, is she going to hurt you, Natasha, you were going to have a panic attack when your phoned pinged again, you jumped , as you picked up your phone it was Wanda again, a slight unease came from this you opened your phone, but that was a big mistake "aww my baby struggling to sleep?" *click too see image*, your heart dropped could she see me? you hand started shaking, cautiously you opened the picture, your blood ran cold, it was you just a couple seconds ago picking up your phone, looks like it was taken for your window, you grab the nearest weapon, which was a Glock in your bedside table, you loaded it and made sure not to make any noises, just as you approached the window, you heard a glass smash in the kitchen, you flinched, your surprised you girlfriend hadn't woken up, but she couldn't, as you crept towards the kitchen with the gun in your hand, you feel a presence behind you , two arms grab your and take the gun out of your hand "miss me baby" it was Wanda. "You know it was really easy getting into your house" with labored breath I spoke "your fucking crazy Wanda, you were stalking me?" "of course my love" "I'm not your fucking "love" you tried to get out of her grip but it was the mother fucking Wanda Maximoff it was useless, with a swoosh of her hand your and her pants were gone, she tapped the tip of the strap against your ass "I've missed this ass" she pulled your hair ripping some out, and slapped your ass, so there was definitely a mark there, you felt the tip rub against your panties, you closed your eyes knowing you were about to get raped by your crazy ex, but just as she was about to slip it in, the kitchen light came on, and Wanda was away with a click, she must've worked on a new spell because she just disappeared, you girlfriend came out rubbing her eyes, you quickly put your pants back on "everything ok baby? Natasha asked while yawning "yea just thirsty".

Wanda could be anywhere you had to be careful.

#natasha romanoff smut #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff x reader #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda marvel #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff x female reader #wanda x y/n #natasha romanoff fluff

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stabble · 5 months

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Batman fanfiction that doesn't explicitly state that it's being written in the Lego batman universe, but just makes subtle references like his "plastic complexion" or "clawed hands". And the references get more and more obvious as the fanfic progresses, making the readers wonder if they're crazy or are they reading Lego batman fanfiction.

And then at some point just have him go yeah my ex-girlfriend Wildstyle left me for some rando :(

#lego batman #the lego movie #batman #idk I think it would be funny #bonus points if it's like #a really long drawn out slowburn superbat kinda thing #because the way their relationship is in the lego batman is so funny #batman thinks superman is his greatest enemy and superman does NOT care #KINDA like how the joker is to batman #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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sorenphelps · 5 months

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All the artwork I made for the fanfic Crazy Ex-Boyfriend by @amethystheart2421 for this year's @rsbigbang!

It was a wild run, we got paired up quite late due to our original pairs dropping out of the Bang, and even though it was already December and time was running thin, I decided to make this whole deal a way bigger challenge than it supposed to be... So I ended up drawing all 7 fantasy sequences, trying to mimic a different style for all of them, and finishing both versions of the banners I had in mind. I know, I know, but I swear even I wasn't aware that I am such an overachiever either!

Also, I usually like to hide little details as easter eggs on all of my artwork, so naturally this was the case with these too. I'm gonna list them one by one, also share a little story about each piece, sort of like a "directors cut werk", just so we stick to the screenplay motif. The numbers in brackets lists the order in which I drew the pictures.

The banners (1.,9.): I haven't watched Crazy Ex-Girlfriend the show, so I really had no idea about this whole thing, hence my initial idea of re-drawing one of the official promo posters of the show as the banner. But then Nicole shared the first scene with me when we got paired up, and also told me that her original artist wanted to draw the stargazing scene, which I also really liked. I sketched out both versions to see which one would look better, and also to warm up a bit for this version of the characters. (Nicole also shared some faceclaims, so except Sirius' and Lily's design, I tried to stick to her vision as much as I could.) The Netflix poster was considered the final one for quite a while. The stargazing banner was the last piece of artwork I finished, which I also edited to be used as Chapter dividers. I liked the idea so much I actually referenced the starry sky on the other pictures too. On the Netflix banner, Remus' socks and Sirius' suit handkerchief (how do you call those things in English, gahh) both have the starry pattern.

The western (3.): By this time it was decided that I'd do all fantasy sequences in a different art style, but I couldn't really come up with any specific style which could have fit the western vibes, so the characters are drawn in my own usual style, only the colouring is different. I tried to go for a sepia effect, without using a filter, I think I could pull it off well enough. I was considering to draw Sirius as a Native American for this, because I just don't see him as Caucasian in general, and also, Black Dog sounds like a badly translated indigenous name... But I discarded this idea for the sake of "historical accuracy" (and to save time, haha), as I think they wouldn't visit a saloon this way. I added the starry sky pattern to Sirius' handkerchief and... scarf? (I really should learn how certain textil items are called in English...) There is a wanted poster in the background with Voldy. And I swear I didn't mean to draw Remus looking this horny, it just kinda happened by accident! He is sure VERY fascinated by Sirius'... pistol.😜

The Star Trek (6.): My original idea was to draw like usual and just add so many lensflares to the picture that it's not visible if I copied another style or not. But in the meantime I started to watch Star Trek: Strange New Worlds with my bf and also found out that there is a new cartoon too, so it was then settled. This style is very different from my own, but it was so much fun! It was weird not to draw every single strand of hair in excruciating detail, actually that was the hardest part, haha! I struggled a bit with the placement of the lensflares too, the first version had too many and too bright, it had a disco vibe rather than a spaceship. I wanted to add easter eggs to the background screen, but I was running out of time, so there's only one light blue star similar on the screen! Also now I know that the uniform colors are not really consistent in Star Trek, and Remus’ might have had to be gold as Captain…🤷🏻‍♀️

The Disney (2.): This one sparked the first idea in my head after I read all fantasy scenes Nicole kindly shared with me. When I first sketched this, I still had no idea that I will end up drawing for every chapter and the style copying was not settled either. It started with this piece, I had the vision of the wolf chasing scene from Beauty and the Beast, and we were discussing whether it's plausible to collect berries during the winter or not... I've tried to make the final piece look as classic Disney as I can, and since I could pull it off, it was not a question anymore whether I'd try to do this with other styles for the other scenes. Retrospectively, this one was the easiest to make, apparently my usual style is not that far from Disney (I grew up watching those movies, so it's not a surprise), but I had to really focus on drawing the animals, it's been ages since I last drew any! (The trick is to give them eyebrows, and bam, it's Disney style!) Sirius' armour, clothes and sword has the star, and I also designed his own "crest" with the black dog and a star on his shoulder plate. The whole concept of the picture is Sirius' side being very bright coloured, while Remus' with the scary wolves in the background being very dark. This might have worked better if it was not set in the winter, but I wanted to stick to the Beauty and the Beast vision I had.

The Comicbook (4.): I was very excited for this one, I really like the looks of the old Batman the animated series, and the way some of his comics are drawn. It's such a unique style, I really like the simple shapes and bold contrasts. Well, it turned out I am very bad at this! I struggled quite a bit trying to capture what I had in mind, but I couldn't even come close to it... So I kinda cheated a bit because I just traced the lineart directly from the reference pictures of Batman comic books I found online. I tried to make Remus less buff, but it looked very weird, so I let him keep his muscular Batman body instead. I drew the wolf mask and the whole Sirius panel, and the coloring went smoothly after I finalized the lineart, even though I only realized that I switched the colour schemes of Remus' superhero outfit when I looked up the quotes for the comic panels, oops. Overall I like how it looks, but I am not that proud of it as I had to "cheat".

The Hobbit (5.): I've probably spent the most time with this one! I actually really like Martin Freeman as an older Remus FC, so I was quite excited to do this piece. My original idea was to mimic John Howe's style, as he is the Tolkien illustrator god, but his level of skill and mine are very very far from each other... and as I struggled a lot with the Batman piece, I felt like going for a smaller challenge. That's why I decided to have a go at Alphonse Mucha's art nouveau style. Turned out it was the worst possible idea! 🤣 The whole point of art nouveau is depicting attractive ladies in an ethereal way... But if you switch the ladies with a fat hobbit, the vibe def won't be the same! The first version just looks so extremely absurd, it's both awful and hilarious. By the time I could fix the pose so it wouldn't look as ridiculous, the final style looked nothing like art nouveau... I still have no idea what style it is now, not my own or any of the ones I tried to capture, that's for sure. I considered adding the star pattern to that tablecloth, but I decided that the lupin flowers in the foreground and the whomping willow-like tree are enough reference for this pic! I like how it turned out in the end tho, I think I could do justice for the watercolor-looking coloring technique, and the end result looks a bit like a fancier version of old children's book illustrations... Which is essentially what The Hobbit is, so it all sorted itself out by the end.

The Anime (7.): I like anime (I'm a little picky about them tho), so it was not a question that I would give this style a try! I am a huge fan of cyberpunk (the genre), so initially wanted to do that, I'm such a slut for Ghost in the Shell and I really like the aesthetics of the Akira posters, but after reading the actual scene, it was not really fitting. So I saved the cyberpunk AU for later, and went for the post-apocalyptic vibe instead. Obviously anime had a great influence on my art style, so similar to the Disney one, it was not that much of a challenge to mimic it. However I'm not that good at drawing backgrounds, and oh boy, I really made myself get over this obstacle with this series of pictures! Also as I was more comfortable with this piece, I actually added the starry sky pattern from the beginning to the scarf/blanket Remus has on this picture!

The Sitcom (8.): The original idea was to copy Hanna Barbera's old family cartoons' style, but as my deadline was very close and after reading the scene I realized that it will have a shitton of characters, I quickly abandoned my original plan. So this one is drawn in my own style, sort of, the designs of the characters are more aligned with Nicole's vision (sans Sirius, Lily, and partly Peter). The hardest part was definitely to figure out how I could fit 10 characters into one picture, let alone sitting in a living room! Also, I had to actually draw the living room too, considering perspective and scaling... Something I am not that good at. In the end the coffee table is maybe a little too big, but I needed that to hide the legs of the characters sitting on the sofa, haha! Also, the sofa is the Millennial Dark Green Velvet Sofa, because I also want to have one and it really emphasizes the general existential dread! (Just kidding.) Also also, I just realized that I have no idea how to eat tacos without making a mess (they are not that popular where I live). I added the starry sky pattern to Sirius' shirt, and gave a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt to Peter, as he is talking about that in the scene. I wanted to squeeze in further references to the newspaper Remus is holding, but it was too tiny. The star from Knight Sirius' armour is in the background on the bookshelf. Also that globe just makes no sense but I had no better idea how to fill the empty space 😅. Molly is holding a mug with "BEST MOM" written on it, and I intentionally made Marlene's eye colour the same as Remus', who btw should have worn a bathrobe according to the original scene, but it was too late to fix that by the time I realized it. All in all, I am quite satisfied with how it turned out, it has the necessary sitcom vibes. And it is kinda a record for me in terms of number of characters drawn (the most was 12, but that one has no background, so I'd call it a tie!)!! I am very proud of myself for pulling this piece off, it really is the achievement of the year!

TLDR; (I mean really, my rambling is just too long!) I am happy that I was paired up with Nicole, working with her was such a creative process! My absolute favourite thing to do is work on AUs, and she has provided me with the opportunity to do so, I am grateful! It was truly a pleasure to participate in this (even if it's not that clear from all the complaining I just had above, haha)! If you ask me nicely I might show you the cursed first version of the hobbit picture!

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garbbitch · 6 months

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Temporary Fix:

One night you’re out at the bar sitting with some guy who won’t leave you alone. You look around for anyone to get him to go away and the only person you spot is your ex. Julien.

“Shit” You whisper under your breath seeing the only person in the room who could get this annoying guy to go away is Julien. You turn her direction slightly and see her watching you as she sips a beer. You smile at her hoping she’ll take the hint.

“You know, you're just so interesting.” The annoying guy next to you said. You have no choice but to turn to face him.

“Hmm?” you ask fully disinterested in what he has to say to you. He moves closer to you thinking you've been flirting this whole time. You move back slightly as you feel a familiar hand move to your waist.

“Sorry I took so long, babe,” Julien says next to you. You turn to her surprised that she even came over to you. The guy backed off after Julien introduced herself to him as your girlfriend.

“Thank you.” You say quietly. You can't help but focus on her hand on your hip.

“It's no problem.” She says nonchalantly as she moves her hand away from your hip. “How have you been?” She asks checking you out.

“I’ve been good.” You say before you take a sip of your drink. “What about you?”

“I’ve been busy. Touring with the boys.” She says before she steps a little closer to you. “What brings you here?”

“Oh nothin really, just looking for some fun.” You say scanning the room. “I haven’t had much luck.”

“Hmmm,” she hums as she puts her hands on my hips. “We could have some fun.” She says quietly.

Your breath gets caught in my throat, she never fails to make me do that. “We probably shouldn’t. It would just make things complicated.” I say avoiding eye contact.

She chuckles lightly. “Why would it have to be complicated?” She said as her fingers drew small shapes into your hips.

“Julien..” You say softly. “We shouldn’t, it would be quite fun but we shouldn’t.”

“C’mon let’s just have a little fun, it can be a temporary thing. I promise.” She says pulling me a little closer.

“You drive me crazy.” You say to her as you think about it for a moment. “You promise?” You ask her not wanting to get hurt and not wanting to hurt her.

“Yes I promise.” She whispers in your ear before she pulls you even closer to her. “Just lemme give you a good night”

You move a hand to her cheek, pushing a piece of hair behind her ear. As the air between you mingled between you and Julien smelling of alcohol and Julien’s Marlboro Southern Cuts (AN: those are the cigarettes she smokes fr supposedly).

“Julien…” you start to say to her, she cuts you off placing a gentle kiss on your lips like she knows exactly what you need. You kiss back leaning into her deepening the kiss.

She pulls away a little, “What’d you want to say?” She asks knowing she successfully made you lose your train of thought.

“Hmm?” Is all you can muster in response already flustered from the kiss. She chuckles lightly.

“Just like old times.” She says softly before kissing you again, knowing exactly how to make me melt into her touch. You pull away from the long hot kiss only for air.

“We should probably get a cab or something.” You say softly, panting slightly. She pulls her phone out of her pocket to call a cab. As she makes the call you kiss her neck making her loose focus on what the person on the phone is saying.

“That’d be great, thank you so much.” She says into the phone before hanging up. “And you say I’m driving you crazy.” She says softly before kissing me again.

“That’s cuz you are.” You say before deepening the kiss. Your hands move to her shoulders tangling my fingers into her hair. She pulls away.

“We should wait outside for our ride.” She says pulling you behind her. You feel a familiar feeling that only Julien can elicit as she holds your hand.

We stand against the wall outside and Julien lights a cigarette for herself and offers me one. You take it and she lights it for you.

“I’ve really missed you these last couple of months.” She says after taking a long drag from her cigarette.

“You don’t mean that.” You say remembering the breakup. She turns to face you.

“And how would you know that?” She asks matter of factly. You’re taken aback.

“I guess I don’t, I just assumed you were just saying that cuz-” you say as she cuts you off with a rough kiss. You moan softly.

She pushes me against the wall gently pushing her knee to your crotch. She knows exactly what she’s doing.

You pull away from the kiss. “Fuck” You breathe out.

“You like not needing to tell me what you need?” She asks as she moves her hands over your boobs and squeezes them firmly.

You hum softly in response. A black suv rolls up to the front of the bar.

“I think our ride is here..” I say quietly. She takes your hand and leads me to the car.

We get in the backseat, you straddle her lap before kissing her. Your hands run through her hair as she hums softly.

“Baby,” She starts, “You have no idea how much I’ve needed this.” She moved her hands over my hips and ass.

“I can tell.” You say before kissing her neck tattoos leaving marks around them. Her breath hitches as you kiss the familiar sweet spots.

“You’re not the only one with tricks up your sleeve.” You whisper in her ear. She moves her hand to grip my thigh allowing her thumb to reach my clit through my pants. You moan as you continue to kiss her neck at the sensation. She chuckles lightly as the car pulls in front of her apartment.

“We gotta get out princess.” She whispers in your ear. You pull away from her neck reluctantly. You stumble out of the car and she follows as you walk the familiar steps up to her door. She kisses me against the door as she gets her keys out of her pocket. As we kiss she guides me through the door. The familiar smell of her apartment fills my nose as she pushes me against the closed door as she kisses you neck going for the sweet spots.

“Mmm” You moan softly. She pushes her knee back to your crotch teasing your clit. Julien pinched your hips lightly.

“Fuck Julien, what’re you tryin to do to me?” You breathed out. She chuckled as she pulled your shirt off of you.

“Just tryin to make you feel good.” She says between kisses to your chest and neck. You hum softly feeling her lips on my skin. Her knee continued to move against your clit your pants.

“Fuck” You breathe out as you pull her hair firmly as she kisses down your chest kissing your boobs through your bra.

“Still so impatient” She whispered as she unhooked your bra behind you with ease. You groaned as cool air drifted across your exposed nipples.

She moved her mouth to one of your boobs, licking and sucking the nipple roughly as she teased the other with her hand. Her free hand unbuttoning your jeans.

“Fuck Julien.” You moaned as she continued. She pulled your pants down with ease, she pulled away from your boobs to pull them down all the way, getting on her knees to gently guide your legs out of your pants.

As you looked down at her all you could think of was the good moments you shared right in that very spot.

“Julien… You’re killin me.” You said as you watched her stand up as she starts to continue teasing your boobs.

You pulled at the bottom of her shirt lightly trying to make it come off. She chuckled as you had trouble and pulled her shirt off. You touched her boobs as soon as the shirt was gone. Squeezing and teasing the nipples as she kissed your neck. She moved her knee back to your crotch.

“Fuck Julien.” You moaned loudly. She chuckled before moving a hand to your clit, teasing it through your underwear. Your back arches slightly into her touch.

“Ah ah, be patient…” She teased as she got on her knees. She slowly pulled your underwear all the way off before placing a gently kiss to your clit.

“Fuck, I’ve missed this.” She said as she moved a finger through your wet pussy. Your hips bucked feeling her hand on your clit.

“This all cause of me?” She asked licking her finger clean. “Don’t tell me that asshole got you this needy.”

“He didn’t, it’s all for you.” You said quietly watching her lick your arousal from her fingers.

“Please Julien.” You begged, she knew what she was doing to you. She knew that there was only so much self control the both of you could hold on to. She layer her tongue flat against your clit before swirling it around. You moaned loudly.

Your hands find purchase in her hair as she moves her tongue to your entrance. Her nose hit against your clit as she moved her tongue in and out of you. She groaned tasting you, she missed the sweet taste. She looked up at you as she ate you out. You moaned loudly as she sucked your clit and moved a finger inside you.

You moaned her name over and over as you clenched around her finger. She didn’t let up, she could tell you were close.

“Julien, I’m- fuck I’m close.” You said as you moaned.

“That’s it baby, come for me, just let go.” She said before continuing her skilled movements. She moaned on your clit as you came hard, shaking above her. She didn’t stop her movements.

“Julien-” You started to say but you were interrupted by a loud moan elicited by a second finger inside you.

She pulled away from your clit, “Yes, dear?” She teased. You didn’t say anything, all you could focus on were her fingers moving inside you.

“Don’t stop.” You said while panting. She sped up her movements.

“I won’t love, don’t worry.” She said as she moved her mouth back to your clit. Your hips bucked into her mouth again as you clenched around her fingers. Your wet pussy let out lewd noises that echoed about the room along with your moans.

“Just like that baby, let go for me.” She said before you could even say you were close. You pulled her hair hard as she sped up her movements making you come again, Julien finally slowed her movements against your clit and slowed her fingers until you came down from your high.

“Jb..” You say quietly as she stands up to kiss you again. You moan softly into the kiss before pulling away. “Lemme make you feel good.” You say softly against her lips.

“Baby you don’t have-“ she’s cut off.

“I want to.” You say firmly slowly starting to unbutton her pants. “If you want me to.” You say softly. She’s surprised by your forwardness.

“I wouldn’t mind it but you don’t have t-“ she’s cut off this time by a hard kiss. You kiss her deeply before pulling away.

“Would you stop saying that, I said I wanted to, just relax.” I say to her as I kiss her neck and chest.

“You still have that little vibrator?” I ask her between wet kisses to her skin. Her eyes widen.

“Yeah.” She breathes out. You kiss her deeply before pulling away. As you’re walking around the familiar apartment to her bedroom, the room you both once shared, you go to her small bedside table and find the old vibrator and something new. You grab both before coming out of the room giggling to your self.

“You missed me that much, huh?” You teased holding up the new toy. Julien blushed a deep shade of pink. “It’s ok, I’m lucky we didn’t go to my place, you would find a gold mine of these things.” You admit to her before turning on the new one to see what it does. She chuckles at your admission.

“I’ll just have to see how much you like this new one.” You say before walking her over to the couch. You lay her down gently against the pillows before turning the toy back on.

You kiss her neck before running the toy along her stomach and up to her boobs. She moans loudly as the toy touches her nipples.

“There it is.” You say as she continues to moan. “I missed that sound.”

You move the toy down to her clit finally after some teasing making her moan loudly. You watch her come undone as you move the toy around her clit.

“Darlin- fuck I-I need you to- fuck.” She struggles to form a sentence as you move the toy inside her. Her body trembles, you move to kiss her neck and chest, kissing along her tattoos. You pause above a new one on her chest realizing how red it’s getting from the touch.

“This one’s new?” You ask running your fingers along the tattoo. She nods.

“Is it ok to touch?” You ask hoping you didn’t fuck up the healing process.

“Yeah honey, it’s- fuck it’s fine to touch. It feels good cuz the skin is- shit oh fuck- is still a little sensitive.” She struggles to say as the toy moves and you lick her boobs making her back arch and her clench around the toy. She moans your name like a prayer.

She comes hard on the toy. You kiss her hard as she reaches down to turn the toy off.

“I- I can’t do another round.” She says softly against your neck.

“It’s ok.” I say as we cuddle on the couch.

After a while in the silence of Julien’s living room you feel the impulse to break the silence.

“Julien, we just..” you say quietly, she cuts you off.

“It doesn’t have to mean anything if you don’t want it to. But it can also be different than last time.” She said as she held you.

“How can it be different?” You ask thinking of the end of your relationship.

“Well for one, I think we’ve both grown emotionally, so that definitely helps, and we don’t have to make it a big thing if you don’t want to. We can just be friends who help each other out.” She says with a wink. You giggle at her little joke.

“I think I would like that.” You say as you fall asleep on her couch comforted by her presence.

AN: i made a shitty jb edit, lie to me and say it’s good. i need validation

#boygenius #julien baker #smut #julien baker smut

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pascaloverx · 2 months

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Rewrite The Stars

Chapter Ten

Summary: One photo changes your whole life, when you accidentally bump into a celebrity and the world starts to believe that you are a couple.

Notes:

In this chapter, we have an extra character, whom I'd like you to imagine as the actor Enzo Vogrincic. And for those who enjoy the fanfic, I appreciate if you reblog or like. Thank you to everyone who is following the fic.

chapter nine chapter eleven

Dinner is too quiet. It's as if everyone is afraid to say something. Your mother is keeping an eye on Pedro Pascal as if he were a criminal suspect. Enzo is watching you like he wants something.

"Are you planning to marry my daughter?" Your mother asks between bites. Her pie is still in her mouth when you almost choke upon hearing the question she posed to Pascal. He, in turn, takes a good sip of wine, trying to find a good answer.

"Your daughter and I are exploring what the future holds for us. Marriage isn't out of the question, but right now our priority is to be each other's partners." Pedro responds, then takes another long sip of wine. He may be an actor, but he seems somewhat unsure at the moment.

"And how does this partnership work? She's unemployed, with no prospects for the future, being exposed to the world of fame as a scammer, and you, my dear, are working and getting rich. It doesn't seem right to me." Your mother says, staring at Pascal. You feel like you need to put an end to the situation.

"And I lost my job but I'm looking for another one. Not to mention I had savings, and I'm not living off what Pedro earns. Mom, I'm sorry, but my life with Pedro is only our business. You may like it or not, but I won't leave him because it doesn't seem right for us to be together. And I also won't go back to being with Enzo. He's handsome, probably a man you've always dreamed of for me, but he's not what I want. I want to be with Pascal. Whether you believe it or not." You basically defending your relationship with Pascal. And the Oscar should be yours because your mother seems to have believed everything. Maybe even Pedro is believing in what you're saying.

"I hope you know what you're doing. Leaving the sure thing for the doubtful one at your age could mean living the rest of your life alone." Your mother replies, and you feel apprehensive. She's not entirely wrong about this, but you have an agreement with Pedro and you will fulfill it.

"Mom, I hate to disappoint you, but Enzo isn't my person. He's not even close. He's attractive, yes. Have you seen his face? He's extraordinary. He's a good person, yes. Maybe one of the best people I've already met. But he and I have no chemistry. Do you want me to prove it? I taste you." You almost scream and get up going towards Enzo. You impulsively kiss him. And you regret the moment you do it. But in your defense, it's the only way to get your mother to stop all this. A kiss that is neither too long nor too short. Enzo's lips are so soft as much as you remembered. But really between you and him, there is no chemistry.

"I'm not sure if this is the best way to convince your mother, but I'm at your disposal if you want to try again." Enzo says as soon as we break the kiss, and you feel embarrassed. You gently step back from him while observing Pascal's face, who is sitting in front of you. He seems angry. But you're not sure if he's not pretending.

"Before my daughter takes any other impulsive action, I'd like to say that I got the message. You must really be crazy about Mr. Pascal. To the point of kissing your ex in front of your mother and him to prove that you no longer have feelings for your ex." Your mother says and takes a sip of wine. She seems embarrassed. Yay, you ruined dinner.

"Despite disapproving of the way my girlfriend chose to prove that she has no chance of getting back with her ex, I must say that I am also crazy about her. Not to the point of kissing Enzo, but I trust that your daughter and I, Mrs. Y/M/N, have something special." Pedro says, sounding a bit upset but maybe it's just in your head. He gently holds your hand and you both lock eyes, perhaps to convince your mother.

"I think it's time for me to leave. It was great seeing you again, Y/N. A pleasure to meet you Mr. Pascal, I'm a big fan of your work . I'll see you, Mrs. Y/M/N, at church." Enzo says, getting up and heading home. In the moments that followed, you finished the meal, and your mother even tried to wash the dishes, but you and Pascal insisted she go to bed. Before retiring, she stopped near both of you while he was washing the dishes and you were clearing the table.

"Despite everything that happened here, I hope you two will be happy together, for however long this real or fake relationship lasts. Obviously, the guest room is available for you both. There's a double bed in there, but remember that this is a respectable house and you're not married. Have a good night." Your mother speaks, seeming more convinced of your relationship with Pascal. You both bid her good night, and then you're alone in the kitchen.

"If you want, I can sleep in my old room and leave the guest room for you. I'm sure my mom will believe that we're respecting the sanctity of this house." You speak, watching Pascal, who doesn't seem very pleased.

"If I were Enzo, would this conversation even exist?" Pedro asks, dropping a nearly clean plate into the sink and appearing irritated. You don't quite understand why he's asking that.

"Is this about the kiss?" You ask defensively. It seems Mr. Pascal forgot that we're not really dating.

"Of course. You kissed your ex in front of me. And now you don't even want to share the bed with me." Pedro says, trying not to raise his voice, but you can tell he's pretty upset.

"Mr. Pascal, I have to say that from where I'm standing, it seems like you forgot that this isn't a real relationship and that it's not fair for you to demand anything from me after our last conversation where you talked about boundaries; if you're so afraid that I'll cross boundaries beyond a fake relationship, how can you be here complaining about a kiss?" You speak, getting closer to Pedro, who seems a bit confused.

"What does it matter? Isn't that what a boyfriend should do? Tell his girlfriend not to kiss her ex in front of him? Ask her to sleep beside him instead of in another room?" Pedro speaks, and you feel a little happy. He's almost too cute while arguing with you.

"So all you have to do is tell me that you'd like to sleep with me and that you prefer I don't kiss other people while we're falsely together." You say as you stare at Pedro, who is no longer washing dishes. In fact, he's coming towards you, and then he gently grabs your waist. You're surprised, but too enchanted to ask questions. And then you close your eyes, waiting for a kiss.

"I want to sleep with you, and I would like to be the only person you will kiss while we're together. Satisfied?" Pedro asks, and then he kisses you. And you know you could kiss him for a century and still feel butterflies in your stomach. It's as if he has a power over you.

"Satisfied." You respond between kisses, and then continue kissing your fake boyfriend. In the middle of your mother's kitchen, while the two of you are doing anything but pretending to be attracted to each other. At the beginning of all this, you thought only you were in trouble, but it seems Mr. Pascal also doesn't know how to avoid catching feelings.

tag: @wanniiieeee , @hungrhay and @leilanixx

#update #pedro pascal x you #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal series #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal angst #pedro pascal fluff #pedro pascal fandom #enzo vogrincic #enzo vogrincic x reader #pedro pascal fanfic #jealous #spotify #Spotify

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karmalynn500 · 1 year

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Scream master list

Stu macher~

1-dont fucking touch her~finished

Summary- Stu had always been in love with his best friend, and after killing tatum leaving only him billy and y/n the last of the group alive. He fucks him self over, thinking y/n would never feel that way for him he starts sleeping around and kissing y/n “as friends”. Now that y/n’s life is being put at stake by some dick she went on one date with, he realizes he can't risk never telling her, even if there's a chance that he could ruin their friendship. Lucky for stu y/n feel the same.

2-girlfriends best friend ~ not started

summary coming soon

3- not her time~ not started

summary coming soon

4- never to late~ not started

summary coming soon

5- protective older brother~ finished

Y/n is in love with her dead sister’s boyfriend. He was her friend first so it’s not bad right, dewy thinks different and tries to keep y/n away from Stu. He didn’t do a very good job though, what will he do when he finds out y/n and Stu are dating..

Billy loomis~

1-sids cute sister~ Finished

summary- y/n knew billy by being sid's sister. Younger by only a minute. Billy had taken a liking to her, and while he really tried to show it, he didn't know how to show it choosing to be mean instead of nice. y/n was under the impression that he hated her, and while that didn't stop a small crush from forming, it made her not really try. Finally the night to kill Sidney was here and Billy could not be more excited, him and Stu had planned this moment down to their final girl and what they would do with her after they killed her whole family. y/n believing billy when he tells her that her dad went psycho moved in with him and stu giving billy the perfect opening to pursue y/n romantically.

2-who would have thought he could love~ not started

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Stu macher & billy loomis~

1-feelings are not part of the plan!!~ In progress

Summary coming soon

2-crazy ex boyfriends~ not started

Summary coming soon

3-project kill y/n’s boyfriend~ not started

Summary coming soon

4-i love scary movies~ no started

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5-she’s ours randy~ not started

Summery coming soon

6-sids twin, pt 1- pt 2~ not started

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7- favorite movie~ not started

Summery coming soon

Info

Hello :) i know that my master list might be a little confusing because theres names to fanfics i haven't even started yet, but i do have all of them completely planned out with summaries, the reason most of them don't have summaries yet is because i have to edit them all one by one. I will be doing that but it's going to take some time! Also, requests will be open in the future but right now I have too many ideas/ projects in the work to do, I hope you understand. :p if you have any more questions, don't be afraid to message me. Have a good day/night

#stu macher x reader #scream #scream billy #scream stu #billy loomis #stu macher #x reader #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x you #scream masterlist #billy x stu x reader

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swiftiethatyouhate · 5 months

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taylor and karlie relationship timeline but delulu / fanfic in a nutshell version

2013- meet at the victoria’s secret show, shy vibes for a bit but things speed up around new years, karlie comforts taylor throughout the whole harry styles thing and helps her gain confidence again

2014- road trip, kissing and.. yknow, but not labelling anything as a relationship, happy where they were

2015- officially girlfriends, on the run from the world and being super careful

2016- taylor starts to get reckless and too confident and does a bunch of things to hurt karlie (mentally) and karlie slowly falls apart from taylor, but then after taylor breaks down after the whole kanye thing, they rekindle it and karlie helps taylor like… not be depressed ig. something crazy happens and they break up the night of lorde’s birthday party, faking their friendship till the end of 2016.

2017: *cricket noises*

also i don’t want you like a best friend

2018: *cricket noises*

2019: *extra loud and obnoxious cricket noises*

2020: *sad cricket noises*

2021: *even sadder cricket noises*

2022: *midnights = gay*

2023: “all is well, i’m on tour, i haven’t seen or heard of my ex gf in like 6 years.”-(taylor)

“taylor there’s someone in the audience…” -(tree)

“what? who?” -(taylor)

“karlie kloss.” -(tree)

“oh okay co- WHAT THE FUCK DHSJDBDIWN” -(taylor)

they meet up the party and they slowly start talking again BUT karlie reveals that she accidentally and unknowingly helped with the masters scandal HENCE the infamous “i love griff”(in all lowercase) “vertigo” on taylor’s story, now we’re all assuming the reunion did not go well

2029: travis kelce dies

#taylor swift #swifties #taylorswift #the eras tour #gaylor #eras tour #gaylor swift #kaylor #lgbetty #karlie kloss #funny #taylor swift funny #kaylor funny #meme #travis kelce #travis kelce is disgusting

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trickscourse · 1 month

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Before I start this: when I refer to myself as "I" or "me" it's systemwide. I don't know who I am, so just call me Station for now.

System accountability is real and VERY important. Just because my headmate did something and I don't remember it, doesn't mean it didn't happen or effect someone else.

Full disclosure; I don't remember every single person's names and pronouns. Nothing I get wrong is malicious.

I'm kind of being hypercasual on purpose during all this despite what Jack and Sunny are both doing to not completely break down;- and while my words to Jack are a little hypocritic I do mean it when I say I've given up on defending myself and having others defend me.

During all of this I realized from the outside looking in how I acted as a teenager and how badly people just want others to be the villain in their own story. I'm not saying I'm some main character, I don't want to be but while getting screenshots from Arty, an ex-girlfriend of mine and people getting relayed to me without my permission during all this is that so much information is inconsistent and nobody can decide what definitions of words are.

I've admitted when I was younger I've hurt and harassed people out of a genuine fear of being alone or not understanding/knowing boundaries. That was NEVER okay nor is it an excuse for my behavior or anyone else's now. What happened is something I can't change or take back, and an apology won't wash it away. I don't expect it to. I don't WANT it to.

For some reason if every single person I affected in some way, shape or form automatically forgave me, I wouldn't learn anything and the consequences of my actions would still be there regardless if they forgive me or not. I'm not entitled to closure or forgiveness at all.

Some things I did when I was younger weren't right either, like sharing a meme (it was a meme, my friend said it was an edit of the worm from Vinesauce) or keeping up fanfic I was groomed to write or not doing a ten step backup check on every single person I reblog from. That's on me for not thinking that certain things were okay, and I shouldn't have to say "I won't do it again" because it won't happen again.

Certain things in this situation were absolutely stripped of context that I might add in a further reblog, or Jack can post it since she apparently has all of the logs in a group chat dedicated to her victims.

People are allowed to grieve or be upset with a certain person who abused or affected them, apparently there are some groups like this about me. Never would I think to infiltrate them pretending to be a victim of myself to gather information, that's an entirely new level of crazy stalker.

I am uncomfortable with Jack, I am very scared of Jack for her freaky dedication to silencing me and the information she has on me, the same goes with Sunny.

When I say I just want a fucking restraining order to be left alone I mean it, I'm tired of being called a predator or being put on par with Ezra for trying to stop him. I've begged people to leave my boyfriend, my dog and my family out of this with no luck.

Personally I can't imagine how Sunny and Jack feel because I don't want to think about them and have spent the past few hours waiting for the police to come here or my abusive family to contact me. I don't want to think about them unless it's absolutely necessary.

I can say, this has probably been hard on them when people who aren't associated with me decide to stir the pot. I don't know who's been outwardly transphobic to Sunny, and I can try to prove it wasn't me. In the end of all things I want to forget about them and have them do the same.

Despite my judgment, I will "out" the other mods for who they are if my memory serves me right.

I'm not posting every URL, and they aren't mine. I've posted my blogroll before of every blog that isn't my deadname or sensitive info hoarded.

During all this a few people told me how unhealthy my relationship with Arty was, and it is. She has a weird martyr complex about me and while getting transportation to places is nice, I don't want to support her harassing anyone.

Last time I checked, her username was something the Adventure Zone related. Her discord should be sappy-days, not to be confused with the tumblr user.

As I'm typing this, I blocked her and hopefully won't have to unblock her for any reason. I'll answer anything people throw at me, but I still don't have access to the rebuttal blog, I think defense2 is deleted.

I can't think of anything else to say but; "I'm not innocent, please leave me alone and I am so sorry to anyone who got dragged into this.

#text post #haupkmn #tricksterexe #cuppytowncity #transfemmes #bogscales #redtailfatfish

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filthforfriends · 9 months

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The Sun is the Center of Everything: Author's Note

This novel isn't the most realistic thing I've written, but it is the most realistic, humanity-infused thing I've posted on here. I don't know what fuels this other fanfic writers to break six figure word counts, but for me its creating a world with things I wish were true. In the case of Guardian Angel, Y/n is good at math, has a consistently nurturing mother, and doesn't have to make herself softer or more palatable for her mate. Her romantic connection flows easily both ways and Y/n does't feel stifled by it. In addition, the therapy actually works. These are all things I wish to be true in my own life and writing Guardian Angel is an escape.

The Sun is the Center of Everything is also a narrative where things are healed that have gone unhealed in my own life. In this case it's my aunt's addiction issues, which ultimately led to her dying decades prematurely. Really this whole preamble has been me cushioning this: The Sun is the Center of Everything is a story from the perspective of Damiano's ex-girlfriend as he suffers and recovers from active addiction.

At this time I'd like to remind everyone to go read my blog title, which has always been Its All Fiction. My stories don't try to reflect reality, they are simply what my imagination cooks up. This narrative, although it contains a great deal more realism, is the same. Generally, fanfic writers are able to create plot free from the kind of policing I'm anxious about. (In fact, I was so anxious that originally I wasn't going to post this story when it was still in its infancy.) However, I do recognize that these topics can be extra sensitive/triggering not just in the world but in the Maneskin fandom.

More so, I made this little post because I tend to receive disproportionate backlash. Essentially, don't crawl up my ass. If you don't like it, don't read it. The isn't biographical and I've never claimed it as such. It is nothing more and nothing less than a piece of fiction.

I am going to level with you and make it abundantly motherfucking clear that I am not bulletproof. Even though much of the negativity I receive doesn't hurt my feelings, it takes a toll on my mental health that is, in fact, more damaging. Including the bat shit crazy stuff! Because I am bombarded by cruelty, people who think I am the "chef's kiss* perfect place to dump all their poisonous thoughts. Buy a journal!

Finally @harryssshouseee has been my muse and cheerleader for this story. If I hadn't met them, I wouldn't be able to write the lead character and certainly not this book. Thank you and much love.

#maneskin #måneskin #damiano david #må #damiano #damiano maneskin #maneskin damiano #damiano david x reader #damiano david fanfiction #damiano david imagine #maneskin fanfiction #maneskin imagine #maneskin smut #damiano david smut

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