That's as bad as the person I know who says she doesn't trust people who love cats. Needless to say while we can work together we could never be friends.
yeah 👀
the cat and dog debate don't get me started.... lol
bottom line is you can't appreciate something or the people who appreciate it if you don't even understand the reason why it's worth appreciation whether it's pets, a fictional character, particular tastes in cuisines, etc.
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I love reimagining Sofia the First episodes where Elena is inside the Amulet of Avalor from her perspective. You’re a sixteen-year-old heir to the throne trapped in a gemstone as a disembodied spirit with murdered parents, living family still in danger, a colonized country in need of liberation and untreated PTSD who nobody around you even knows exist. This has been your life for thirty-nine years by the time you finally find someone who might have the potential to free you. But first, you have to help her grow as a person. And all of these shenanigans keep happening. What was she thinking the whole time?
Sofia: (boasting to her friends about getting to sing the Enchancian anthem)
Elena: Oh my God, shut up. You sound like Esteban, and not in a good way.
Elena, a teenager and older sibling who hasn’t had the chance to tease anyone in roughly four decades: So… you’re expected to sing in front of a huge crowd tomorrow? Would be a shame. If something were to. Happen.
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Amber: (deceives and manipulates Sofia and steals her amulet for personal gain)
Elena: You fucking brat! How dare you take advantage of your own sister’s trust after she’s been nothing but kind to you? Don’t you know how lucky you are? I would do anything to be able to just see my little sister again, talk to her, hug her, know that she’s safe and okay, let alone make her happy myself. You have so much, but you’re too spoiled rotten to appreciate it. You mistreat your family? Fine. Let’s see how you like them being threatened by an evil sorceress trying to take over your kingdom! ‘Cause trust me, it isn’t fun. Learn to be selfless or lose everything you’ve ever had! A BITCH FOR A BITCH!
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Ivy: (takes the amulet to destroy it, which would kill Elena)
Elena: Shit.
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Cedric: (deceives and manipulates Sofia and steals her amulet for personal gain)
Elena, who’s been onto him since day one, but feels completely unthreatened: You could be coveting any source of powerful magic, but no, you want the only one that you already know has a moral compass and will curse you for doing wrong. Genuine question: what are you doing with your life? I’m just gonna give you literal sticky fingers, and I’ll revoke that if you’re nice. You obviously don’t need much help to fail.
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Miranda and Roland: (have sweet, bond-affirming moments with their children as good parents)
Elena: Aw, that’s nice. That’s - that’s nice. I’m fine.
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Sofia: (is ten)
Elena: I’m so proud of Sofia. I think it’s time to enlist her to release me. Now how can I communicate that? Visions of Shuriki killing my parents and trying to kill me will get her started, right?
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Shoutout to fellow Jack in the Box fanartists who draw him with his wedding ring on. We know what we're dealing with.
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ANYWAY the commentator said about the Marc behind Pecco situation (in reference of overtaking, keep in mind):
"It's like being on the 3rd date with a new girlfriend. Both of you know, it's going to happen."
MY GOOD SIR. I'm used to the "He's hanging on his ass" but this. You're implying that they are fucking on live TV. With that attitude you can join us.
What's comes next? 'Let's see who finishes first. He's gonna feel that the next morning. XYZ is watching the whole thing.'
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brock is such an adorable kid, they really casted the cutest kid in the whole wide world and were like “this is brock :) he’s in the second grade and he’s quiet and he likes video games :) jesse’s known him for two minutes and he would genuinely die for him :)” and you’re like “great!!!! :) wait what’s walt doing with that syringe—”
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