#comedy poetry

[heiserosandhesapollo]

"The brief and violent life of a pinata" (2022)

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Swish.

Smash.

Crash.

Crush.

"Hooray!"

#poetry #poets on tumblr #pinata #humor #comedy poetry #2022

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

#dinosaur #evolution #comic #prehistoric #animal #wildlife #paleontology #biology #poetry #comics #original #my art #archaeopteryx has no direct living descendants i know #but i wanted something aerial and the dinosaur to bird connection is classic and well known anyway #also the chicken over any other bird is very on purpose #its the mix of truth and comedy and genuineness and the fantastic in the mundane #its me asking you to see something so wonderful in something taken so un-seriously #and to love it both ways #also the jurassic park thing #where someone saw the reconstructed gait of a dino #and said. hey hang on. i know that walk. #and pulled up footage of a chicken walking #which jumpstarted the entire study into the link between dinosaurs and birds #in the end take whatever you want from it i just thought id provide some insight #i always like it when other artists do #the point is that i enjoy when people laugh at the end and when they dont #and i like it when they cry. i like it best when they both laugh and cry. eeaao intent #anyway mourn your losses but to live is to change #also hi guys i finally figured out tipping after 5 months so no more annoying ko-fi link

[ramyeongif]

I’ll answer, so merry, and throw in a "very" ‘Cuz I’m actually, really, totally, and absolutely, a dingleberry michael burg

#comedy poetry #poem #medium #99917

[potatosforpresident]

French Fries by @potatosforpresident

I love french fries

They do not bring me fear

I feel so deprived if we are not near

Every day, every night

I craze just one bite

Of the safe and beautiful french fries

I love french fries

And I hope they love me too

For if they do not,

I shall feel blue

Fin.

#french fries #french fry #des frites #safe food #this is my safe food #la poème des frites #la poème #original poem #comedy poetry

[thevaudevilledemon]

I get the urge to write the weirdest things

#poetry #poem #writing #comedy poetry #silly poetry

[in-the-toilet3]

I hate cursive. Why

would you do letters dirty

like that like, the fuck

#haik #haiku #poetry #poem #comedy #comedy poetry #comedy haiku #joke poetry #joke poem

[silverslipstream]

november writing fest - day #6

Yeah, another limerick. Now I've actually caught up to the date!

I Fucking Hate The Fucking Da Vinci Code

Occasionally, words get me down  They leave me with naught but a frown  Typed up by a twit  They’re long, boring and shit  Yep, I’ve been reading Dan Brown. 

#writeblr #writing #poetry #limerick #comedy poetry #novemberwritingfest #writing every day

[zestentertainment12]

Hindi Poetry Corona | corona shayari in hindi by Vikash Chaubey | Urban Vaani - Open Mic

#coronavirus #corona virus poem #short poetry #comedy poetry #sayari #hindi poem #corona song #corona virus pe kavita #corona virus kavita #corona poem inhindi #lockdown #Youtube

[uninterestingweeb]

#sadbeautifultragic #poetry #memes #dank meme #funny #dank memes #funny meme #funny memes #meirl #dank meme post #dank meme posts #meme #comedy #relateable #relateable meme #relateable memes #best memes #dank #dankest memes #comedic #relatable #twitter

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The most evil celebratory kiss

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wen chao #wang lingjiao #I wrote a haiku that I almost used as the caption. Here it is: #“Up on the house top-Heterosexual kiss-Your mother is dead” #...I am not very good at poetry. #There was something so funny to me about the evil couple heterosexual sloppy kiss sandwiched between all this angst. #I get it - this is to make us really loathe these two and make the later revenge much sweeter but...honestly they were so funny for this. #I still do not really know how to draw people kissing so I will do what I do best and make it funny. #There are several points in which MDZS is a dark comedy and this is one of them. #Despite how tragic this episode is...My god did it also make me laugh the hardest. #I will have comics about the other moments. Stay tuned! #edit: forgor what day of the week it was. Happy Makeout Monday!

[mjgbms]

francesca by hozier is easily one of the best love songs out there.

the fact that she is suffering an eternity of torture which includes being stuck in a hurricane but still loves paolo just as much as she loved him when they were alive

the fact that hozier said in an interview: "there's no punishment in spending an eternity arm in arm with the person you'd die for"

the fact that she admits that she would do it all again (go through a terrible death and then litreal hell and torture) just to hold him for a single minute

the fact that the song ends with the lyrics "heaven is not fit to house a love like you and i" and were the song played on repeat the end would flow perfectly with the beginning in order to mimic the hurricane

#francesca #dante #dantes inferno #inferno #divine comedy #hozier #unreal unearth #hozier unreal unearth #hozier francesca #francesca hozier #poetry #literature

[kusurrone]

Dante writing his Comedy

#dante alighieri #divine comedy #vergil #virgil #the divine comedy #dante #la divina commedia #beatrice #beatrice portinari #divina commedia #italian literature #medieval poetry #medieval literature

[heatherfield]

Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe

Kissing in the Rain, Episode 4 “Edgar & Annabel” [x]

#kissing in the rain #edgar allan poe #annabel lee #perioddramaedit #userthing #mary kate wiles #sean persaud #shipwrecked comedy #mary kate and sean #annabel and edgar #happy 10 years KITR! #happy 1st anniversary mk and sean!! #kitredit #my edits #true love's kiss #rain #lily and james (kitr) #THE BEAUTY #THE POETRY #THE CINEMA #THE HEART EYES #IT'S TRUE LOVE #and they live happily ever after right??

[epitomeofreal81]

#funny #twitter #black twitter #tweets #black tweets #money #cash #bank #the bags #quotes #poetry #latoria #love #art #words #blackout #music #beyonce #comedy #philly #writer #wife #writing #beyoncé #teacher

[thesarosperiod]

epic poem smackdown! tell me which epic is your favorite (and why! if you feel so inclined). apologies in advance to everyone whose favorite i left off but unfortunately tumblr is stifling my power with this ten option limit

#also if you pick homer tell me which one in the tags! #i didn't feel justified giving him two spots lmao #but i know people have strong iliad vs. odyssey feelings #have not read all of these btw but god i want to #tagamemnon #the iliad #the odyssey #the epic of gilgamesh #beowulf #tain bo cuailnge #the aeneid #mahabharata #ramayana #shahnameh #the divine comedy #classics #epic poetry

[in-the-toilet3]

There's smells and textures

Inside this hole. Stalactites?

Made from. Cheese?! Cheese hole.

#comedy poem #comedy #comedy poetry #poem #poetry #haiku #comedy haiku #joke haiku