#cold as hell

[theeevilresidentquarry]

Leons personal heater 2.0 

Leon’s a bottom (Re2 leon btw)

You’re the top x 

Its real short bare with me i just had a thought 

It was the dead of winter in racoon city, but the worst of it all was the heating being out in the apartment. Not even the heaters could help at all, and even in jogging pants and thick hoodies the cold was relentless, after you found yourself a small pocket of heat under your blanket Leon had found his way into your room and practically begged for a spot in your bed. You didn't mind cuddling with leon, you're just friends after all right. Right?

Turns out Leon was getting a little too comfortable in his spot and started wriggling around, at first you just thought he was trying to get comfortable, but after a while it was just him backing up into you more. You thought nothing of it until it started to get annoying, even though him being there was warm, it was a little weird for him to be rubbing up against your crotch, but you brushed it off again and assumed he was just trying to mess with you. 

After getting woken up between drifting off for little naps, leon was poking your ribs with his elbow and whisper yelling 

“Hey.. hey!” he continued

“Yeah?” you replied

“You awake man?” he asked, after shifting your position in bed and yawing you opened your mouth to reply 

“Well yes, why?” you replied

It took a second for him to reply and you were starting to drift off again but then he spoke

“Can you help me out?” he asked, your eyebrows turned in confusion

“Sure, with what?” you questioned, Leon didn't reply, he just held onto your arms that were around his stomach and pulled them lower, you were thinking nothing of it until you felt something hard, then he squeezed around your hand so you felt more of it. 

If you were a normal person you would have pulled your hand away and might’ve even told Leon to leave, but since this wasn't the first time you humored him. He continued to squeeze your hand down and you let him. He kept on rubbing your hand against his hardness until he let go and dragged your hand down his pants. It was warm, and already leaking at the tip. You gave it a gentle squeeze and he groaned again.

You slowly stroked up and down until he started to whine about you going faster, so you took it seriously. Even though you did want it to last longer and you didn't mind helping him out, it’d be a lie to say that you weren't tired. You tugged up and down damn near at a lightning speed turning Leon’s tiny groans into him panting and moaning out your name, of course it didn't take very long for him to start shooting ropes into his boxers but you didn't even stop there. 

Now leon’s face was red, and he definitely isn't cold anymore, even with your hand all slippery with his cum you still jerked him until he came again, he was much louder this time and he was moaning like he was getting railed ( he unfortunately was not ) now that you were sure he’d be tuckered out you took your hand out of his boxers. Jokingly you waved your cum covered hand in his face and told him to lick it, but was pleasantly surprised when he really did it. As soon as he was done he turned to face you, and nuzzled deep into your neck. 

#leon kennedy #resident evil #re2 remake #leon kennedy x male reader #cold as hell #helping hand

[trashy-dm]

An ice paladin for those who love playing characters with a cold shoulder.

#dnd #ttrpg #homebrew #character idea #dnd 5e #paladin #dungeons and dragons #cold as hell

[bombshelllblonde]

i downloaded an audiobook narrated by roger clark in his arthur morgan voice and i don’t know why but it’s so comforting to listen to this??

i’m imagining being at clemens point, everyone sitting around the fire eating stew while arthur reads a story before we all go to bed

this is so much fun. i’ve never been an audiobook person but i guess it’s different when your comfort character is telling it

#arthur morgan #roger clark #cold as hell #black badge novel #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #comfort character

[risdoodls]

#memes #so i was reading and this happened #ace is now rigby #rigby regular show #regular show #rigby doodle #doodles #i have no regrets #the book is good too btw #black badge #black badge series #cold as hell #i am currently using it as a mouse pad #whoops

[therogerclarkfanclub]

If you enjoy reading, audiobooks, ethereal cowboys, or Roger's voice (or all 4) don't forget to check out Vein Pursuits, the sequel to last year's highly acclaimed Cold as Hell.

This is the audiobook that made people think Roger was going to announce Undead Nightmare 2 😂, this is also a friendly reminder that if such a project were to be announced, the news would come from Rockstar's news channels and not through the actors' personal social media accounts.

Anyhoo, should you be interested in Vein Pursuits, you can acquire it through the different vendors below 👇, it is also available in paperback and hardcover.

Audible ✰ Audiobooks.com ✰ AudiobookStore.com ✰ Barnes & Noble ✰ Blackstone Publishing ✰ Downpour ✰ Google Play ✰ Rakuten Kobo

Check out a sample from Vein Pursuits below

#roger clark #vein pursuits #roger clark audiobooks #undead nightmare #cold as hell #rhett c bruno #jaime castle #westerns #rockstar games

[margowritesthings]

“You’re still here, Arthur. On Earth. Seems you did just enough good there in the end that they didn’t know what to do with you. Too bad to make it to the upstairs, too good to burn in Hell… for now.”

“Earth? But… I’m… we’re-“

“Dead? Yeah. But you’re stuck here, doin’ their bidding.”

He was running his fingers over Boadicea’s mane, and she shook her head in response. She seemed like she wanted his hands off her as much as I did, but I had to find out what was going on first.

“Bidding? Who’s bidding? Can you just be straight with me for one damn minute-“

“Patience, boy.” He snapped, bringing out one of Boadicea’s signature annoyed huffs, “The White Throne’s bidding. You’re theirs now. You do as they say, or you end up in a far worse position than you’re in now.”

Did someone say RDR2 x Black Badge crossover? No???

Well I’m DOIN IT ANYWAY!!

The Meaning of the Scar prologue will be released TODAY!!

Let me know if you want taglist for this series!! It’s a supernatural piece following Arthur after his death. There will be romance, there will be vampires, it’s got it all folks😎

#cold as hell #black badge #vein persuits #rdr2 #arthur morgan #arthur morgan x reader #arthur morgan imagine #arthur morgan rdr2 #rdr2 fanfic #rdr2 fanfiction

[jelly-chu]

cold… brrr

i feel like uhh… that lil fucking mario 64 penguin

what’s that lil guys name

#brrr #cold as hell #help pls

[rommiesart]

A fanart of James Crawley, from the Black Badge series by Rhett C.Bruno and Jamie Castle, narrated by Roger Clark.

He still looks a bit like John Marston, even if I tried my best to avoid that. The character reminded me a lot of Arthur Morgan, though lol.

#James Crowley #black badge #black badge series #cold as hell #dead acre #Jamie castle #Rhett c. Bruno #roger clark #john marston #Arthur Morgan #fanart #my art #myart #drawing #artist on tumblr #portrait #old west #fantasy western #dark western #dark fantasy #illustration #book illustration #cowboy #outlaw #art #digital art #Procreate #artist

[puppykitt]

Y'all...it so fuckin cold in ATL rn, it makes ZERO sense😭

THIS IS NOT FALL WEATHER, WHAT THE FUCK😭😭

#cold #cold weather #cold as hell #im literally freezing y'all omg #puppykitt #i need someone to cuddle with

[betthe96]

I just want to swim in that little pool.

#nature #waterfall #cold as hell

[euesworld]

"A summer breeze, a winter chill.. April showers, and February feels. Get real, it's always winter chills up in here.."

I need a jacket - eUë

#summer breeze #winter chill #summer #breeze #chill #april showers #february #feels #get real #cold as ice #cold as hell #cold hearted #poem #poetry #poetic #poets on tumblr #poet #spring #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday #romance #romantic

[artemisthewh0re]

It's snowing down here and all my classes are cancelled so I'll be finishing up requests today. Stay safe guys 😘💞

#snowday #black reader #reader insert #chubby black reader #black girl reader #black!fem!reader #fanfic #chubby reader #reader insert fluff #workaholics #cold as hell

[m39]

Doom WADs’ Roulette (2008): Cold as Hell

I don’t know how to start this review properly. So I’ll just say that this one will be one of the unorthodox ones where it’s based on just one playthrough (blind one I will add) and without screenshots.

Got it?  Good! Let’s finish up the 2008 roster of WADs.

G10: Cold as Hell

Main author(s): Jonaya Riley

Release date: November 2004 (original version)/November 21st, 2008 (Special Edition)

Version(s) played: Special Edition

Required port compatibility: ZDoom/GZDoom (depending on version)

Levels: 16 (intro map + 15 regular maps)

Cold as Hell is a total conversion WAD created in 2004. Now you might be thinking how this WAD got Cacoward in 2008 when it was released four years before that.

As I said, this WAD was released in November 2004 (development started in early 2004). From what I’ve gathered, people liked this WAD, but it had problems with stability and bugs alongside other controversial features in its gameplay. The 2008 version is supposed to have much fewer bugs (those that happened were patched out) and controversial stuff being toned down.

The WADs plot focuses on the alternative 1950s in the fictional US base in Greenland, where our protagonist, Henry Mills, the veteran of WWII and the Korean War, is sent there. This base is supposed to be his final post before retirement, but let’s get real people. Before retirement almost always means shit about to happen/is happening.

I played this WAD in the Action mode (or as the WAD calls it – Combat Style); these modes affect the mechanics that I will talk about later.

Now let’s see what the freezing hell known as Greenland has to offer.

Do you like snow and military/research buildings full of brown and grey? Well good! Because Cold as Hell will offer you that. I’m not saying this WAD looks bad, far from it, but I feel like it’s somewhere in between being diversive and bland.

Like, yes, the maps don’t feel entirely repetitive and each has at least one great-looking area (the final map or two especially tend to go nuts), but at the same time, after reaching the second chapter, I started to feel like a mouse going in circles in a maze looking for cheese in the endless parade of snow upon snow outdoors and grey/brown corridors/rooms/bathrooms indoors.

I don’t have anything bad to say about the music. I might be too used to action-filled tracks instead of the ones in this WAD, but at least I understand that these tracks fit in a snow base overrun by demons while you are playing as an average soldier doe instead of badassery incarnate Doomguy.

Cold as Hell is more unlinear than a typical WAD. You have a set of objectives and you can basically do them in any order. Sometimes you might complete the objective by accident or replace one with another when the plot moves forward. Personally, while I didn’t mind most of them, I feel like there were at least one or two objectives that were annoying and made me run around the part of the base like a maniac trying to find a key or any other important item.

Oh, and by the way, the keys are now brass, silver, and/or steel; they are smaller and their colors make them harder to notice. You might run into one of these by accident.

The WAD is based on a hub system. Once you reach the second chapter, you can choose which part of the base to tackle first. If you don’t know where to go, take a look at the objectives; they show you where to do the task.

Like games that popularized this trend, this WAD has notes and audiologs scattered throughout the levels. While they mostly focus on the lore, some of them have helpful information for your objectives so it’s worth taking a look at them.

Cold as Hell also introduces the bleeding mechanic, where you have a chance to start doing it after getting hit by an enemy (no matter if it’s a scratch or a fireball). In case that happens, you can use a bandage that you can find lots of it around the base. Since I played on the Action mode, the bleeding rarely happened and I was walking with a full stock of 30 bandages in my pocket for at least half of the WAD.

One of the bigger cons of this WAD is that you move slower than the original Doomguy. At best you might be running slightly faster than walking in the original games. As if that’s not bad enough, you get even slower when you are low on health. Good luck trying to dodge fireballs while you are moving as slow as molasses.

Would I call Cold as Hell hard? Yes. Is it hard for the good reasons? Not really. As I mentioned above, because you move slower than usual in WADs, it’s harder to dodge enemy projectiles, not to mention the additional, new projectile sprites that are harder to read and the fact that you might end up screwed when you end up without ammo in the magazine and you end up reloading your gun (it’s automatic in Action).

Also, yes, there is a reloading mechanic. And honestly, I think I experienced worse stuff in other WADs with this but I don’t know.

And by the way, I don’t think there is even a singular piece of armor in this WAD.

But at least you don’t fight the hitscanners and there are moments where fellow soldiers help you.

Changing the subject, Cold as Hell adds some new enemies, most notably the previously mentioned new hell noble and two imps, along with some of the original monsters acting differently (with Pain Elementals now acting closer to Cacos).

The worst new enemy to fight were grey, melee imps, who acted like a kid on a sugar rush, jumping all around and making you waste half of your ammo in a clip most of the time before actually hitting them, and what feels like ripping your balls off by simple touching them; the windup is that small.

But at least the new weapons sound good. And they function rather well overall, with most of these acting like original guns with some stuff changes to be more akin to the post-WWII weapons plus the flamethrower and Garand that can be upgraded to rapid-firing bullets.

Now I know about the glitches and stability issues that haunted the original version of this WAD. All I can say is that I didn’t experience something like that while playing the special version. It seems to be bug-free.

Cold as Hell is a mixed bag for me. I like some of the WAD’s ideas like the overall location and weapons, but I feel like for every good idea there’s also a bad one (that and unfunny combat most of the time). It might be great from a technical point for the 2004/2008 standards, but overall, this WAD is not for my tastes.

And that’s all when it comes to the 2008 roster of WADs. Well... almost all. I still have to check if BGPA is as bad to play as Operation Overlord. I’ll try to play one to two maps in that WAD and just speak my short thoughts on it. I won’t be doing a review on it. After that, I’ll start making Revenant Awards 2008.

See you all next time.

#doom #doom wad #review #doom mod #doom 2 #doom 2008 #2008 #cold as hell #doom cold as hell #cold as hell WAD #doom wads’ roulette #cacowards #top ten wads of the year

[therogerclarkfanclub]

Chirp Books is running a sale on Cold as Hell, the award-winning super natural cowboy adventure by Jaime Castle and Rhett C. Bruno, and it is narrated by none other than our favorite boah.

The audiobook is on sale for only $5.99 and the sale ends in two days. This is ...wait for it... one Hell of a deal. So if you are interested, head on over to Chirp Books and get your copy today!

Care to listen to a sample? It just may convince you 😉

Update: Deal is over

#roger clark #audiobooks #roger's audiobooks #cold as hell #rhett c bruno #jaime castle #westerns

[chantireviews]

COLD As HELL: Black Badge Book 1 by Rhett C. Bruno and Jaime Castle - Supernatural Western, Mystery, Action/Adventure

  James Crowley isn’t your average, run-of-the-mill cowboy. Nor is Cold as Hell, by Rhett C. Bruno and Jaime Castle, your typical gunslinging western. Although he’s got all the right characteristics – tough exterior, snarky personality, and commitment issues – Crowley is much more than he appears. Resurrected to immortality straight from death’s “sickly sweet aroma,” Crowley is duty-bound as a…

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#Action/Adventure #Chanticleer 5 Star Book Review #Cold as Hell #Grand Prize Winners #Jaime Castle #Mystery #Paranormal Awards #Rhett C. Bruno #Supernatural Western #Western

[spoohie]

eugh it’s so cold but the fan switch is so far

#cold as hell #i am freezing #blessed be sleeping in socks