Mutual tags!!!
I don't really have a tagging system but I have some tags for my mutuals so I'm gonna put those here (totally not so that I don't forget what the tags are!! Of course not!!) (also I made some for people who I didn't have any for before)
@jamisonwritestf2trash - #jamison!!
@electro-omen - #sir electro
@moderndaymadscientist - #modern :]
@thoughtfulrobot - #robot soup >:)
@cringasaurus-rex - #rex $$$
@clearlyclueless - #clueless >:3
@coffee-writesthings - #coffee @-@
@voraciouspangolin - #pangolin :3
@hardwaresysx0 - #hardware :0
@whybewally - #wallace™
@ryanrossisrealanditsme - #ryan ross©
@mapofthewrld - #atlas ^-^
Please tell me if you don't like @s btw
Also #save for later will be my tag for saving things because I keep forgetting make a standard one so it actually works lol
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eddie’s so stupid hopeless when it comes to women he actually (secretly) reads and takes some of the advice he sees in those shitty magazines filled with advice for men for women. he reads a line about women liking when men’s pubes are shaved and so he starts shaving them. once every two to three weeks— ‘just in case i get lucky’— and, in his defense, the times he has ‘gotten lucky’ he’s never heard any complaints about it, so he figures it must be true to a certain degree.
and then you start seeing each other and eddie is always shaved when you two get down to business but then one day, it’d been a particularly busy month so he hadn’t gotten the chance to shave. you’re in the back of his van making out after sharing a blunt and eddie thinks everything is fine, but then you begin to reach down to unbutton his jeans, and suddenly he’s pulling away.
“i, uh…i didnt…” he glances at you as you patiently wait and he feels so fucking embarrassed for having to say it, “i didn’t shave.” and you just sit back and blink at him for a moment before he continues, “i know women like… you know, like it when guys are shaved so i’m just… i’m just warning you.”
“eddie…who told you that?” eddie slowly blinks and shrugs, “read it in a magazine.” and slowly, a smile appears on your face and you shake your head with a little laugh. eddie’s muddled mind can’t seem to piece together why you’re laughing but then you kiss him.
“you’re so stupid.” you mumble against his lips. “so,” kiss. “so,” kiss. “fucking,” kiss. “stupid.” kiss.
you pull away to gaze down at him, hazy brown eyes looking up at you in a mix of lust, confusion, and admiration. you smooth down a few unruly strands of his bangs and lean in, shaking your head so your noses brush against one another as you speak, “i don’t care if you choose to shave or not, eddie. i’d actually prefer you have something rather than nothing.” “…really?”
“definitely…” and suddenly you’re skating your hands down his stomach and slipping into his pants, fingers threading through the short hairs on his pelvis before you softly tug at them, causing him to softly moan against your lips with a curse. “shit, okay…good to know— fuck —i won’t shave them anymore.” you happily hum and kiss him, “good…and eddie?” your hand wraps around his cock and he’s breathless when he responds “yeah?”
“for the love of god, stop reading those shitty good-for-nothing magazines. it’s all a bunch of lies.” and eddie can barely pay attention between his high and the way you’re stroking him beneath his jeans. you lean in and nip at his jaw and he pathetically nods with a moan as you squeeze his tip, “fuck— yeah. yeah, okay. no more reading.”
eddie never picks up another one of those shitty good-for-nothing magazines again.
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chris's 2 current love interests jamie and tamara 🤭
i didn't change their outfits and i kept the makeup simple. they look like such 90s/2000s girlies. 🥺
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Geralt starts developing feelings for Jaskier but is clueless about it.
So Geralt finds whenever he’s with Jaskier, his heart starts beating faster, his palms get sweaty whenever Jaskier reaches to touch him, and he keeps making this purring noise when at night Jaskier cuddles closer to him, and he can’t think straight.
Geralt concludes this can only mean one thing
That he must be dying
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Happy mermay
KFKDKFKFMG
My blog has been blessed this day.
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okay but the concept of Ingo accidentally being super scandalous by the standard of the time period for showing 1/4th quarter of his leg. Imagine a ratty old hermit living on the mountain wearing a crop top and mini shorts
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