#classroom things

[yellowheartz]

Err, no offense. But I absolutely can not stand useless people in a classroom. No, no, don't get me wrong.

It's fine if you don't know what to do, as long as ur trying to understand and actually trying to do something.

But if ur the typa asshole to be smug and defend yourself for being none other than a piece of trash in a room, then maybe. Oh, idk. Keep your head down and be quiet?

#yellow talks #yellow rants #classroom things #sorry for being a hater but u deserve it #sorry for this negative post #someone told my friend -u the leader? u must be having a tantrum- #and im pissed #ok why dont u just stay being the floor we walk on? instead of complaining of being scolded for not doing anything #ur getting embarrassed that ur getting called out but maybe OH just maybe ur the problem?? #and i wish it sounded the way it does in english but its actually worse in my language its borderline offensive #even if thats the meaning in english #its the tone ok #basically said my friend has sumn wrong with her brain #if she has something wrong with her brain then why cant you do better? #and if anyone even tries to defend using the reason of ~learning impairment~ #like... yeah no.. #the guy is smart honestly everyone in my classroom can do good #the only problem with their fucked up selves is that theyre lazy #the only reason i know theyre in the same classroom as us is bc they only copied answers from their previous grade classmates #ofc theyre gonna get in our ranked classroom its bc theyre cheating off of others hard work and brains #this is why i always charge 50 if someone wants to copy from me #notice how i made that part of the text bigger? #bc ik some ppl would try to fight me with it

[sheepmc]

Dilf Professor Zhongli and Dilf Professor Neuvillette

Dilf Professor Zhongli and Dilf Professor Neuvillette brainrot hitting HARD rn like just imagine

Dilf Professor Zhongli making you ride him on his chair during one of his breaks when Dilf Professor Neuvillette caught the both of you only to join in kissing you sloppily devouring your moans whilst rubbing his cock through his pants

Both Dilf Professor Zhongli and Neuvillette will create excuses to either make you stay back or excuse you from classes just because they want to breed you

#🐏sheepy work🐏 #🐏sheep work🐏 #🐏sheepy writes🐏 #gods the things I let both of them do to me #want them to breed me #just imagining getting caught by either one of them whilst fucking the other is so fucking hot #fucking both of them in their classrooms or sucking their cocks under the table shshsjsjsisj #GODS THEY MAKE ME FERAL #neuvillette #zhongli #zhongli x reader #zhongli x reader smut #neuvillette smut #zhongli smut #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x reader smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin smut #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin imagines

[soothedcerberus]

The tentacles spoke to me, asked me what I wanted to be. To be weak, I said. To be flawed. Vulnerable. To perceive weakness in others not to exploit, but to protect. To be a guide. To be a teacher.

#hiii still cryin over themm #korosensei #nagisa shiota #assassination classroom #assclass #my art #Ansatsu Kyōshitsu #ansatsu kyoushitsu #first thing i drew after finishing the show 😭😭😭

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

#submission #rose-above-dark #3 people #ot3 #otp and friend #2 people #otp #draw your otp #draw your otp like this #draw the otp #draw your ship #otp ideas #otp things #otp prompts #otp meme #tag your otp #draw your characters #draw your characters like this #classroom

[theinsomniacindian]

In theory, I'm dark academia. In practice, I'm chaotic academia

#i don't have any fancy clothes nor do i attend a gothic university with vampires lurking amongst the student body #the closest thing to dark academia that i possess is burnt out gifted kid syndrome #i was that one kid you'd find reading books or doodling at the back of the classroom and just wanted to go home and not study at all #chaotic academia is more my style because of its unrefinedness that makes it really versatile and relatable in a way #dark academia #dark academia aesthetic #indian dark academia #poc dark academia #chaotic academia #chaotic academic aesthetic #indian chaotic academia #poc chaotic academia #the insomniac archives

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

By 彭壁生辉

#china #douyin #fun #video #life story #story #op is also a teacher #he says that he always allows late students to come directly into the classroom #op lived in a time when teachers were generally very hard on their students #it's good to know that things aren't the same anymore

[nonbinarycollector]

it makes me insane how noelle has been unsure for so long on if she and kris are even friends. theyve known each other since childhood, theyve played and hung out and they go to her house and and they GREW UP TOGETHER, NEIGHBOR FRIENDS!!! yet kris has always been so... distant. sure, maybe they know each other better than anyone else, but its not like they say that. any affection they have for each other isnt said the difference is noelle is friendlier and reaches out because she knows how to. she can give them pencils and help with homework and be weird, herself, around them, but kris isnt good at that kind of thing. they dont know how to put these things into words and they feel embarrassed trying to show it, and either they dont realize how it comes across or they do but dont know how to fix it, dont have the energy in recent years kris cares a lot about people! from choking up on hot chocolate to trying desperately not to have noelle involved anymore in snowgrave. they protect susie they want to hug the ralsei mannequin they feel a lot of affection toward others in their life but it is QUIET or only base protection comes out in dangerous moments. and it is so interesting to me, their emotional distance, how they either cant or havent tried to get their love across. i love kris dearly. they are so bad at this. it makes their friends and loved ones unsure in their relationships with kris and it drives me insane

#kris dreemurr #noelle holiday #deltarune analysis #deltarune #text #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #note about the ralsei mannequin thing im talkin bout chapter two! not the tutorial fight #if you inspect it before gathering stuff from the classroom dark world #youre given the option to hug it... :')

[commonghost]

when you ask people what assassination classroom is about they'll give you the usual spiel about students having a year to kill their octopus teacher that blew up the moon and is also gonna blow up the earth but they're WRONG. it's actually about how a good teacher can change the lives of their students for the better and how everyone has inherent worth, even (and especially) if society and authority figures tell them otherwise. but it is also about murder.

#people whove watched it stay quiet about the moon thing. i Know but like. thats how its introduced. #assassination classroom #cg.txt

[panharmonium]

Man, these past few days...so many thoughts. About my life then, my life now. What I missed. Thoughts about what I'll never have. And what I want to have.

#gilmore girls #this episode is another one where it's like #lorelai had this huge horrible thing happen #and instead of making it about her she turns the whole situation into an opportunity to do something great for rory #she takes rory to the college of her dreams and doesn't give away even the slightest hint of wistfulness #when it triggers all these thoughts about what she missed and what she gave up to be rory's mom #rory comes out of a college classroom so excited about 'college is gonna be amazing; i can't wait; i love college; i love harvard! #and lorelai just makes space for rory to be giddy #and tells her how amazing she is and how she blew everyone in the classroom away #without ever once letting on that she has painful emotions about her own missed opportunities #she makes this whole trip into an opportunity for rory to celebrate and revel in her upcoming future #even when lorelai's own intended future has just collapsed! #anyway i'm learning to make gg gifs myself so i don't have to put my bookends thoughts on other people's sets #but this one really is the most bookends vibes #vague bookends thoughts #*

[plulp]

whitney (design kinda mid but its alright ill deal with it)

#my art #dol #whitney the bully #will not lie while i was drawing this i was thinking about MY bully from elementary school (LMAO) #they do not look dissimilar. but thats unrelated and she wasnt that mean to me anyways i think we fought over classroom toys or something #we were good in middle school though #anyways what was i going to say #oh had to draw whitney full body a few times to be like. hey youre going to like this design. so thats where im at #looks better in cute style than my normal style though #ill have to figure that out somehow #also for the next few days probably no art because im going to do stuff and things :( sorry #but when im back hopefully ill be able to draw more but ill get as much done as i can 2 NITE #also THANK YOU so much for liking my OLD man drawing i posted previously #so glad everyone likes that design #when i was reading the tags i was like 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 YAY!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!! <- like that #im not very good at designing characters because i have terminal fanartist syndrome #but with how many hours ive spend on this game. ive dug up something out of my head that people like #so thats cool

[0ann3]

omw to leave the campus when I saw this one room where all students are huddled up on the table with so many papers, but there's this one guy who was literally taking a selfie on the side. And the first thing that came to mind?

It's Cater KAJSHAKLSjhAks

#twisted wonderland #twst #cater diamond #lilia vanrouge #trey clover #leona kingscholar #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #idia shroud #malleus draconia #3rd years (twst) #I have no idea if 3rd years have their own tag ALKSJaLKS #doodle #But previous room that I passed by also had students huddled together on a table #There's also another where they're on the board #I'm guessing that they're finishing an activity or preparing for something #It was dark outside and the only source of light is their classrooms so its very easy to see what's going on inside in a single look #So my chuckle and disbelief when I saw that guy doing a selfie some distance away from the others who were working #and me just going 'that's such a Cater thing to do' ToT

[toadstool32]

PUDDING WAR

#assassination classroom #kayano kaede #korosensei #ddd #quick silly thing before i sleep

[aezithas]

The phantom assassins are going to steal your heart! This is for day 3 of Karmagisa week, with the prompt ‘AU’. I couldn’t home up with any good nicknames for either of their phantom thief identities, so please let me know if you’ve got any ideas!

#I’m aware that this is a day late #it was a much higher effort piece than my last one #alas! I shall do my best #Karmagisa #Karmagisa2023 #nagisa shiota #karma akabane #karma x nagisa #assassination classroom #assclass #uhhh I still don’t know how to tag things #how did I do #I shall also pray that tumblr doesn’t butcher the quality either

[formosusiniquis]

In a turn of events surprising exactly no one among the group, it's Dustin's who starts the whole thing. He calls a formal party meeting, and an hour after the message goes out over the walkie Steve has a living room full of anxious freshman and Eddie Munson -- and him and Robin who are mostly there because the meeting had to be held at Steve's house for some reason.

Dustin's sense of dramatics have come to rival Eddie's, and he waits until they're all seated before he even bothers coming out from where he hid himself with a manilla folder under one arm and the only white sheet in Steve's house, that had definitely come from off of his parent's bed, under the other. He doesn't say a word as he throws the sheet over the entertainment center and comes back again wheeling in an overhead projector. Steve can still faintly make out O'Donnell written on the side. "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today," Dustin punctuated his sentence with the heavy click of the projector being switched on.

The fan doesn't drown out the screaming from the crowd.

"You made it sound like an emergency."

"How did you get that here?"

"How did you get it at all?"

"Please," Dustin interrupts, "save all questions for the end." From his manilla folder he slaps a pre-written laminate down on the light table. Projecting, enlarged for everyone to see, 'Why Lucien is secretly the big bad of the whole campaign: a presentation by Dustin Henderson."

"This is the lamest reason for petty theft ever." Eddie gripes. Clearly more upset than Henderson had actually figured the plot twist out, Steve remembers how proud of himself he'd been when he talked himself through it weeks ago.

"Did you help him do this?" Steve asks, afraid of the answer. 

"Obviously not, why would I spoil my own-"

"The projector, Eddie."

"I mean barely, I was more of a getaway driver. Really, if she wanted to keep her projector she shouldn't have moved it out into the hallway so they could wax the floors. I didn't know he was going to use it for evil."

Henderson clears his throat, a disgusting phlegmy hem-hem, "If you're going to talk through the presentation, you'll be asked to leave."

The attitude on the kid, really.

It becomes a thing after that. Steve already has the projector, it's not like he can bring it back to the highschool. What would he even say, 'Sorry about the confusion, my overhead projector looks just like this one.' When there's nothing good at Family Video to rent or it's raining too hard to use the pool, they'll all go to different corners of the house with a stack of ten laminate sheets, a wet erase marker, and a vague theme. Then they come back and share what they've come up with.

The group is incapable of not instigating some kind of competition, at the end of the night they'd fight and argue over whose presentation was best. Steve participated half the time, but more often than not let himself be talked into playing referee to make sure no one's feelings got too hurt. On those nights he'd add onto Robin's. His favorite: why star trek is better than star wars (with footnotes from Steve)

It's at least twice as gay, kirk and spock are basically alien married and uhura definitely had a thing for spock's wife. All star wars has is the robots and they're barely main characters.

Steve note: Spock's half-vulcan status can be looked at the same as being bi or genderqueer, not feeling like you belong right in either half of your identity cause you aren't enough of one or the other -- Luke is just a twink with a nice wardrobe.

The Party could argue about anything, but Steve wasn't exactly surprised when the young adults got in on the fun too. The projector didn't usually come out until they were all drunk or stoned enough to admit that they had been waiting all night to make their presentations. Unlike the kids who mostly treat the games like debate team: who's the most powerful fictional character, what's the best PC class, what character from star wars would survive the Upside Down (he thought Erica's presentation: why the my little ponies could take down tiamat but wouldn't because they're too civilized, was especially inspired). The older teens treated it more like an amped up game of truth or dare, making up things that someone else in the group should have to do and encouraging the rest of the group to join in too.

They started the night off with Argyle's "Why Steve should give me his secret brownie recipe" which turned out to be mostly about how good they would taste as weed brownies and Eddie and Jon were quick to join his side.

They go around like that advocating for bad decisions like consequences don't exist, like they could be kids again. Robin thinks they should get tattoos, Steve is easily swayed. Jon proposes a road trip back to California. Nancy says they should all move to Boston with her. Eddie thinks the core four should start a band. Steve waits for his turn.

Steve has had his pages written and waiting for days. He knows exactly how long it takes his friends every time they meet to get wasted enough to give in to the temptation to wheel out his contraband projector. Once Robin is finished shouting at Eddie about how they're the only ones with any musical gifts he takes his turn.

"Why Eddie Munson should go out with me: a presentation by Steve Harrington."

#steddie #at the end but it was the foundation on which the rest of this was built #stranger things #stranger things fic #my fic #i saw a picture of one of the old overhead projectors and had a visceral flashback to my school years #they were being phased out but my 8th grade math teacher insisted on keeping his til he retired #honestly superior to the smart board #core memory drawing on the one in my moms classroom as a kid #hands stained by wet erase expo markers #anyway if theres a will theres a way and the party would eat up those ppt presentation nights

[existentialcrisis-24-7]

Royalty send their kids to Aflea under the assumption that they will get good magic education while also teaching their kids how to be future rulers, completely unaware that all the staff are fucking cartoon characters who choose chaos every time.

#Palladium is brewing illegal poisons in his potions lab #Wizgiz just stole a tree bc he thought it would look nice in the dining hall #Griselda is comically annoyed all the time and carries a clipboard that she will periodically scribble notes down on which scares everyone #Faragonda is faragonda we all know that bitch keeps secrets for fun and probably pops up out of nowhere #DuFour probably has half the library in her classroom and spends most of class talking about nothing of relevance #winx #winx club #winx alfea #winx faragonda #winx palladium #winx wizgiz #winx griselda #this is canon btw. not a rewrite thing #.they all did this anyway the writers just never mentioned it #trust me

[le-panda-chocovore]

Me : Karma and Gakushuu are Rivals to Lovers ONLY, nothing more and nothing less.

Me : *finds a Karma & Asano are siblings fic* What is this ? I can't imagine Karma being a part of Asano family, it wouldn't make sense ! Also, I want them to be boyfriends, not brothers !!!

Me : *after reading a few siblings AU fic* Oh my god there's so much DRAMA POTENTIAL IN THIS TROPE, THIS IS AWESOME HOLY FUCK- *process to daydream about dysfunctional Asano-Akabane family for one month straight and has at least 3 fanfictions idea*

#I'm sick of this AssClass hyperfication #(not really I'm not) #I swear to god I wanna write so many things right now #The Asano-Akabane divorce should be INSANE #only a unhinged woman could marry a madman like the principal and I'm pretty sure she'd have robbed him hard when she left #god those two boys would absolutely not be okay #I LIVE and BREATHE for Karushuu Drama #Should I wite something ? no no bad idea i should finish my wips first #assclass #ansatsu kyoushitsu #karushuu #karma akabane #asano gakushuu #assassination classroom #karma and gakushuu are siblings #siblings au