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kaitcreates · 10 months

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Clary, shaking Jace awake: Jace, if there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bit, would you shoot me?

Jace: Aw, babe no. I’d let you bite me so we can be zombies together.

Clary: That’s fucking stupid, I’d blow your head off in a heartbeat. You would not survive.

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peupeugunn · 1 year

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clary: you fuckers don't know about my knife stick

clary: it's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon

jace: spear

clary: blocked

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dayque · 2 months

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During breakfast at the institute after training

Jace: Clary, spell cute.

Clary: Cute? C-U-T-E

Jace: Wrong, it's Y-O-U.

Alec as soon as he gets home

Alec: Magnus, honey, can you spell Cute for me please?

Magnus: Sure, Y-O-U

Alec blushes like hell

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fluffyballme · 26 days

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so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

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the-mortal-incorrects · 6 months

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Jace: Sometimes I feel like I don’t fit anywhere. Clary: What do you mean? Clary: You fit right in my arms. Jace: [ugly sobbing as he hugs Clary]

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 8 months

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Jace Herondale: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Jace Herondale: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Jace Herondale: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Clary Fairchild: …….

Simon Lewis: (Done with Jace’s bs) This is Monopoly.

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rosey-blog06 · 1 year

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I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao