#incorrect tmi

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Jace: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Alec: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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[dayque]

Alec: Jace, you can't told my children that the solution for their problems is to cry dramatically in the shower or in the rain and then go out to kill something.

Jace: why not?

Magnus: *to himself* Oh, Herondales...

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#incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #jace herondale #jace wayland #max lightwood bane #rafael lightwood bane #lightwood bane family #alec lightwood bane #magnus lightwood bane #the mortal instruments #tmi #Herondale

[kaitcreates]

*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

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[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Maverick: Just exactly what is this surprise, Bradley?

Rooster: Don't get too excited, but Jake and I...we're planning on walking down the aisle.

Maverick: *screeches*

Hangman: Is he happy or sad?

Rooster: I'm not sure. He's never made that sound before.

Iceman: I once heard him make that sound.

Hangman and Rooster: *stare at Iceman*

Iceman: *smirks* He was happy.

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[mangoob]

It took five years and everyone banging their heads against a wall for him and Simon to get together

Text is from a fuckin quora video I watched that place is wild

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[peupeugunn]

magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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[okayclaryfray]

TSC characters as inaccurate memes I stumbled upon

Simon while dating Clary:

Jace:

Clary and Julian:

Clary telling Simon about kissing her brothers:

Dru about that aunt from England:

Clary around Jocelyn:

Anyone about Sebastian:

Jace:

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[sky-neverending]

Magnus: “Hey, gorgeous?”

Jace: “Yeah, babe?”

Magnus:

Magnus: “I was talking to my BOYFRIEND.”

Jace: “Woah, Magnus. I know i’m pretty but we aren’t that close.”

Magnus: “Alec? Why did you like him?”

Alec: “Honestly? No clue.”

#shadowhunters #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #the mortal instruments #tmi incorrect quotes #magnus bane #jace herondale #jace lightwood #idk which one he is #alec lightwood #malec

[amrubrum]

Clary, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Jace: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

#the mortal instruments incorrect #clace #clary and jace #clary fairchild #jace herondale #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #malec #sizzy #isabelle lightwood #alec lightwood #simon lewis #simon lovelace #magnus bane #tsc #tmi

[isabellelightwood88]

So iconic PAHAHA

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[deanbane]

Simon: How come paper could beat rock? just throw that bitch into the water, I say!

Clary: You okay?

Simon:

Simon: No, I've ruined another Raphael's jacket and I'm scared

#raphael santiago #simon lewis #saphael #the mortal instruments #raphael x simon #incorrect tmi quotes #shadowhunters clary

[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Simon: Alec is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shove him!

Izzy: That was him ignoring you.

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[carelessflower]

With The Taste of Your Lips - update from Malec celebrity social media au 1 2 3 4 extra 1 extra 2

combined prompt day 6 - ramen, prompt day 15 - sweet, prompt day 18 - dessert, prompt day 25 - spicy for @malectober

+(1) BONUS

tag list:  @magnus-the-maqnificent @literallytypogod @ukisteria  @wildesummerchild @sociallyineptbibliophile @queenlilith43 @khaleesiofalicante @wandererbyheart  @raziyekroos  @onetimetwotimesthreetimess @alexandergideonslightwood @andrwminward @noah-herondale-lightwood @elettralightwood @dustandducks @deliciousdetectivestranger @delightfullyterrible @letsgofortacos @kita-no @mxtthew-fxirchild-apologist @thelightofthebane @secrettryst @pocketoffeels @cityofdownwardspirals @stupidfuckindinosaur @i-have-not-slept @rinadragomir @potato-jem @kasper-tag

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[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the dark artifices #tda #the mortal instruments #tmi #magnus lightwood bane #magnus bane #alec lightwood bane #alec lightwood #lily chen #mark blackthorn #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #tmi incorrect quotes #the mortal instruments incorrect quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #downworlder-shadowhunter alliance

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[Maverick walks in on Rooster in bed with Hangman]

Maverick: *pales* Bradley! You and Seresin!?

Rooster: Hey. You’re the one who wanted us to make nice. We did. We made nice.

Maverick: …

Hangman: *grins* Three times in a row.

#tmi Jake! #911 for mav #hangster #dadmav #incorrect quotes #source: will and grace #sereshaw #hangaroo #pete maverick mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #roohang #rooshang #top gun: maverick #tgm #rooster #hangman #hangman x rooster #rooster x hangman #Maverick

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Jace: Why is my phone cracked?

Simon: You got drunk and threw it at the wall last night

Alec: You turned on airplane mode and yelled FLY DAMMIT YOU

Jace: And nobody stopped me?

Magnus: We were too busy laughing our asses off

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