#incorrect malec quotes

[peupeugunn]

magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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[fiction1995]

Chapter 2

After the classes ended Harry walked back to the dorms with Matt "do you want to meet up tomorrow to do the project?" Matt asked while he smiled to a girl who waved at him in the hall "sure, do you want to study in my room?" Harry said, trying to hide his jealousy and Matt nodded right when they arrived at Harry's room "I will see you in an hour at the bar?" Matt said while Harry opened the door "sure" Harry smiled and Matt gave him a little pat on his shoulder and walked away, Harry watched him a little before he entered his room and closed the door, he rested his forehead on the cold wall 'what am I doing' Harry thought, he was trying so hard not to love this man, but he couldn't even get a pat from him without getting excited, he threw his bag on the desk, took off his clothes as he walked to the bathroom and entered the shower, just stood there, with the water flowing.

After he finished he went out and sat on the bed only with a towel on his waist, he looked for something on his phone when he heard a knock on the door "Harry? can I come in?" he heard Matt from the other side "yeah" Harry shouted but immediately regretted that because Matt opened the door and faced him almost completely naked, only with the towel "hi" Matt said casually and closed the door behind him, Harry froze, he got all red and flushed, Matt noticed as he sat on the bed next to him "are you okay? You face is all red" Matt said and stared at him "I..I'm fine... I just took a shower so..." Harry mumbled, feeling the heat spreading on his chest from being so close to Matt wearing practically nothing "oh... ok" Matt said and smiled, Harry felt both lucky for Matt not being smart enough to notice his feelings, and on the other side it hurt like hell that Matt didn't even paid attention to him, like casually seating next to him "didn't... umm... shouldn't we meet at the bar?" Harry said, still trying to control himself "yeah, but I was bored so I came here so we can go together" Matt said and poke his finger into Harry's waist "wow, you really have been working out..." Matt said with surprise and admire Harry's body, which made him even more flushed "stop it" Harry said getting up from the bed "no seriously, wow" Matt said with a admiration face, Harry looked down, all shy, he never handled compliments well, but now, when they are coming from Matt it's even more difficult "ok... thanks... umm... I will go dress up" Harry said and grabbed the clothes from the desk and rushed to the shower, ignoring Matt while he was trying to say something, he leaned back on the door 'why is he being so cute? why? I need to control myself when I'm around him...' Harry thought, trying to fix his breath and to calm his heart and dressed up quickly so they can meet the guys.

When Harry finished he walked outside the bathroom, seeing Matt laying on his bed playing with his phone "yay you're ready" Matt said exited and jumped off the bed, Harry smiled softly, Matt is always so happy to see him, he really is a wonderful friend, and Harry should learn to accept that this is all they are going to be, best friends "ready to go?" Harry asked while he took his phone and his wallet "yeah, Oliver just texted that they are already there, so we better hurry" Matt said and shiver, Harry giggled, Oliver hated it when people are late, they all have been teasing him around about it in the beginning of their friendship, but now they are used to it and just do everything to make each other comfortable.

They took Harry's car, the drive was less than fifteen minutes but Harry was so happy all the way, he and Matt played deafening music and screamed the lyrics together, it was so fun "why just driving with music is considered as hanging out?" Matt said pouting as they went out of the car "I will take you to a drive and music anytime you want" Harry said and giggle, Matt put his hand on his chest in a touched pose "that's why you're my best friend!" Matt said emotional and Harry laughed, trying to hide how much this words hurts him.

When they entered the bar they walked right to their usual table, where Oliver and Alex were already seated "finally" Oliver said like expected "sorry" Harry and Matt said together.

The night went well, they laughed and shared stories from their day, and all of them shared their fears from the up coming exams in a week, apparently if Oliver will not pass he will have to take summer studies and Harry promised him that they will all study together and then they will all pass, Oliver smiled and clicked his glass with Harry's beer, at that moment a group of girls approached their table "hey, can we join you guys?" A blond tall girl asked and they all exchange glances, Alex and Matt nodded, Harry bite his tongue and nodded too, knowing where this ends, with Matt leaving with a girl, but he can't stop him, he owns him nothing "of course" Oliver said when they all agreed and the girls seated next to them "hi I'm Mina" a black haired girl who seated next to Matt said "hi, Matt" Matt said and smiled his charming smile, immediately flirting with her, making Harry's heart miss a bit, why do he has to watch this? it felt so unfair, the rest of the girls introduced themselves but Harry couldn't listen, his all mind was trying not to look at Matt flirting with Mina, when he felt a little poke in his waist "what?" he lashed out at Alex "she's talking to you..." Alex said surprised from Harry's behavior, Harry blinked and regretted acting like that, he looked at the girl who was seating next to him "hi.. umm sorry... I drifted away" Harry said with an apology look, he will apologize to Alex later, she giggled and rested her hand on Harry's thigh, Harry wanted to move away but he didn't want to hurt her "hi, I'm Alisa" she said, coming closer "i... I'm Harry" he mumbled and looked away, trying to find something else to concentrate on but his friends were deep in conversation with the other girls "don't be scared, I won't bite" she said and Harry looked at her "I'm not scared, what gives you that's impression?" Harry said with a little side smile "you look around, and umm..." she said and blushed "what?" Harry giggled, thinking she's quite cute, not as a girlfriend but as a friend maybe "you know... you got a name for yourself at the university..." she said and Harry felt intrigued "really? About what?" Harry said sweetly "that you turn down every girl that ask you out... you are like a mystery" Alisa said and looked at him, all blushed, Harry smiled, she's really adorable, too bad she's right "that's correct" Harry said and took her hand off his tight gently, see the disappointment on her face "can I ask why?" she tried, Harry's eyes went to look at Matt, who was in a make out session with Mina "I think I will leave it a mystery" Harry said and got his eyes back at Alisa, who nodded and got up from the table "I'm sorry..." Harry said, trying to comfort her "it's ok" she said smiling and walked away.

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[overheardinidris]

Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

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[dayque]

Alec: Okay, the kids' snack is in the refrigerator, their schedules are written here, they can watch TV but don't leave them unattended for too long and for no, but NO, reason do you let them take a nap. If they sleep their sleep cycle will be a disaster later.

Jace: Bro, relax, everything's going to be okay.

*Magnus in the other room*

Magnus: Okay. Let's go over it.

Rafael: Lunch at 1, snack at 3:30 and dinner when you return. Not eating anything Uncle Jace cooks, not leaving the house to hunt demons even if he says it's safe, and we can't play jumping on the furniture or walls either. We can't do dangerous spells that involve...

Max: I know! I know!

Rafael: But I'm saying it!

Magnus: Let him say one part, go ahead Blueberry.

Max: I can't do spells that involve: fire, breaking things even if they are small, summoning animals that do tsss, or psss, or ksss *putting hands in the shape of little claws*, levitating or summoning demons.

Rafael: We also can't listen to Uncle Jace if he has a new idea about a spell we've never done before.

Magnus: Very good! I am so proud of my little sweets, and what do we do if there is an emergency and daddy or Bapa can't come help?

Both: Call Aunty Catarina and Aunty Clary to save Uncle Jace.

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Magnus, dramatically flopping onto Alec’s lap: Baby, tell me I’m pretty. Alec, smiling lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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[cityofdownwardspirals]

*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

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[sky-neverending]

Alec in that one scene: “Don’t flirt with me”

Magnus: so you have chosen death? *proceeds to flirt*

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[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Alec Lightwood: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Magnus Bane: (covered in bi merch and sipping an iced coffee) How unfortunate for you.

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[justarandomgirly]

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[rosey-blog06]

I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao

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[pommegranatea]

isabelle: i sleep with a knife under my pillow

jace: pf, weak. i sleep with a sword under mine

alec: you're both losing this game

jace: yeah? and what do you sleep with?

alec: the high warlock of brooklyn

i don't know if anyone has done that yet, but i had to anyway. the urge was too strong

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[peupeugunn]

alec: what do you wanna do tonight?

magnus: world domination

alec: ...that's a little ambitious, isn't it?

magnus: you're my world, darling

alec: thank you, mags

alec:

alec: wait—

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[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Nyktos: You know what to do if you get in trouble?

Ires and Malec: Call the cops. Then call mom. Then pray the cops get there first.

Nyktos:

Sera: Damn right, but you forgot 'don't call Dad'. He'll just slow me down.

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[overheardinidris]

Magnus: i am darkness, i am power, i am your worst nightmare, i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, i am the night, i am fury, i am a weapon, i am-

Alec: a doll

Alec: a cinnamon roll

Alec: a sweetheart

Magnus:

Magnus: …stop it

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[dayque]

Magnus: Blueberry, what did you learn today in your class with uncle Ragnor?

Max: If things get bad, you can always fake your own death for a few years until the dust calms down.

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Jace: We’re going to set up a trap for Magnus. All we need is bait. Clary: Bait? Jace: You know, something he couldn’t resist. Everyone: [looks at Alec]

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