#charger works

[bruciemilf]

Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.

Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.

me·​di·​um·​ship

/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/

“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”

“Yep,”

Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.

The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.

“Fascinating.”

#thomas being a protective father and fucking with every suitor from #beyond the grave my beloved. he bothers Clark in small — but infuriating — ways. breaking all the chargers in his home. #so Clark can’t work from home or get work done on time. shut off the electricity in the middle of his interviews or meetings. #or talking to Bruce. writing articles about Perry white and blaming it on Clark. calling Lex Luthor hot. #PROTECTIVE DADDY THOMAS THATS ALL #bruce wayne #superbat #battinson #clark kent #thomas wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #text #text post

[calamitys-child]

The service dog battle vest was kinda just cause I thought it was funny and cheeky and vaguely suggestive and I genuinely wasn't expecting people to actually clock it and start approaching me for like. Support going up the stairs or help picking something up or directions to their bus stop or whatever but it seems to be happening noticeably more frequently when I wear this than when I wear my other weird jackets. Genuinely very funny and charming to me. The people have spoken and they want a service butch

#i mean im a nice guy who likes to be helpful and more often than not i do have the resources someone might need like. painkillers or charger #menstrual products and tissues and Antihistamines and scissors and a screwdriver and bottle opener and suchlike #im just a useful little guy #so this works out well for everyone involved i think

[theloveinc]

Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.

No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.

But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.

And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.

He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.

Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.

Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.

#bakugo #bakugou x reader #I wrote something similar to this before but I didn’t actually write the #toddy s*cking #but I also can’t really remember what I said #and also this isn’t very descriptive #so 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #anyway it just makes me laugh to think of this big honking beast of a man to be staring at u all dumbfounded/concentrated #when ur nursing his kid #I wish there were emojis to describe the face I’m imagining 😐😲😠 combined #but he’s just so… intriqued #even if he knew that’s how it worked it’s like #that’s my wife……… my baby mama…… #😳 #esp cuz he’s always hunting he’s upset he can’t do more to help feed babba except keep u company #he’s so used to doing more #stick him with loin cloth duty LMDAOOOO KIDDING #anyway ugh have a brand new phone charger that keeps doing the unpluggy thing #might need to get that fixed #also my cat just took a fat sh*t and I can smell it #LOL I’m so tired #hope this was … tolerable!!! #caitie post #tw:lactation #fem reader #kids tw

[chonnysinferno]

miku pine bob

#love of the s*n #lots osc #malueslots #osc #michael lots #sean lots #charger block lots #crown lots #pipe bomb lots #is tht a tag #?????? #ok anwyays #yea this is what i was working on yesterday. uhmmmmmm #didnt get to finish it last night sp #— 🌗

[munchboxart]

Commission for deadseptette on Twitter!

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #im so happy the grizzco charger ended up looking good. i was so worried bc im still inexperienced #w drawing metal and stuff but im happy it turned out pretty good i think #not my oc #commission work #commission #munch art

[codgod-moved]

pre tea party best buds photoshoot? maybe? idk

jimmy being pocket-sized made this look so much funnier than i thought it was going to in my head jhsvjd

hey new, much shorter taglist how’s it going

@prisonguards @bidoofenergy @cinniter @canary-oxygen-box @the3rddenialist @sybeez @theslyvoid9 @la-bruja

and here’s a closeup on jimmy because he is just so small

#.png #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #joel smallishbeans #empires smp #i’ll draw a more close-up picture of jimmy when i’m not fighting for my life to get my ipad charger to work

[rainymoodlet]

a lot of y’all have been commenting on baby boy’s glow-up 🥹 here seen with his favorite rescue horse and best gal, charger 🏜️

#he is my most precious thing i will cherish this bundle of pixels forever #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #sim: daniel #horse: charger #|| #she is BEST GIRL. #he looks so soft and serene and slightly hardened and he just MWAH i love this man’s resting expression #just gently pensive… just thoughtful… #he processes everything quietly before he moves to speak he watches your body language #he’s got some of the most intense eyes i could and would die for him #GUSHING ABT MY SIM AT WORK BEFORE I HAVE TO CLOSE BY MYSELF WHOOOOO #neck muscles and a decolletage that could kill a man #fun fact: kiss dan’s collarbone and watch him melt. its his favorite erogenous zone fhfhfh plush lips and a little scruff of beard pressing #there??? boom he’s done for

[snepfeathers]

crying sobbing howling.... I was finally ready to work on drawing stuff and my tablet battery decided to die

#bluh. fiiiiiiiiine I'll get up and grab the charger #I was gonna work on the oc doodle ask memes too.... #storm speaking

[sniperoftheskies]

#njpw #effie's gifs #ren narita #sanada #battle autumn 22 #05/11/2022 #sanada i hope both sides of your pillow is always cool #and that your charger works at every single angle #and now i will excuse myself before i say something wild

[herb10]

POV: Justin Herbert checking you out

#some teaser footage for the gif set im working on rn #justin herbert #los angeles chargers #la chargers #nfl #video #2023 season

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Showing Vans some of the music I grew up listening to in the 2000s!

(he/they for Vanilla, he/xe for my s/i!)

#tipvans #digital art #ive been working on this on and off for a few weeks and finally finished it in between commissions!! #(yes the earbuds are clean- and yes my phone is weird and doesn't have an audio jack so i had to get earbuds that go into the charger thing #safeship #safe ship #selfship #selfship art #self ship #self ship community #selfship community #villain f/o #villain fictional other #jjba au #sapphire heartverse #jjba f/o #jjba selfship #cartoon #anime #digital drawing #selfship drawing #tippy jjba s/i

[neoncolorblocks]

Splinter in his room: Why can’t they ever take sparring as seriously? -_-

The other 2012 idea I had done. Everyone asks why Mikey doesn’t have a twin but 2012 Mikey technically has 3 twins. I just think it would be funny if Donnie was his twin since they’re so different. Also I 100% believe Donnie could get him to fight lol, when me and my younger sib fought it was always over something dumb and to the death lol. All the fluff I draw is cute for me but I’ve lived with 3 sibs myself and we all annoyed eachother so bad.

#tmnt donatello #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt raphael #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #tmnt 2012 #art tag #alright back to work on more risex2012 comics #me and my sister only fought over dumb stuff that’s it #my older bros are fighting over who dad loves more and me and my sis be fighting over her stealing one of my chargers

[polito0]

[Swords]

#art #sword #anthro #was able to buy the new charger for my notebook :) thank you all for commissioning me; still working on them #thank you for your patience and your trust!

[bobacupcake]

didnt get called for jury duty

#also my new laptop charger came a week early and it works :) #my old one was so busted it broke my laptop and it cant function unless its plugged in #which is fine since i always use it plugged in anyways but it was super loose and my laptop would randomly shut off #but my new one is working great #if i had to go another week of random shutoffs every 5 minutes to 2 hours i would have lost it i think

[hyunpic]

#🧼 #HE SAID WORK HARD PLAY HARD #ahHhhhhhh just keep recharging.. it’s what u deserve ☹️😞😭 #he’s been working so hard for so long so he deserves all the rest #i wish i could invent a machine that i could plug in to him like a charger #where he could get charged and feel like a vacation.. #even at times he can’t take time off like this ;__;

[caitlynmeow]

The sisters are totally like “I’d give you one of my kidneys no questions asked” but they’re also “touch my charger and you’re dead” kinda siblings

#headcanon #house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #it’s always the charger that’s the problem #they’re strangely possessive of it but internal organs? sure I’ll give it to you no questions asked you’re my sister and I’d die for you #but touch my charger and it’s your funderal like— #they’d call Alcina to stop the others from taking the charger like the three of them aren’t above making a scene over nothing #they take it personal #Cassandra loses phone charger quickly #Daniela’s end up breaking here constrantpy for no reason #and bela works hard to keep her sisters away from her well taken care of chargers