#careful he bites

[yendts]

it’s not his fault he was raised by wolves

#leo.exe has stopped working #wolf boy jason my beloved #careful he bites #jason grace #leo valdez #valgrace #leo x jason #jason x leo #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #rrverse #riordan universe #riordanverse

[cod-dump]

*Graves in a holding cell*

Nik, fondly: I don’t think I’ve ever been threatened so adorably before

Graves, gripping the bars: You’ll think ‘adorable’ after I KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

Nik, grinning: Oh no, I’ll be thinking something else

Price, trying to hide how amused he is: Nik, stop tormenting the prisoner

#careful he bites #call of duty #modern warfare #cod nikolai #john price #phillip graves #incorrect quotes #nikgraves #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

[princelancey]

This is actually why it took them so long to sort out the track

#f1 #lance stroll #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #las vegas gp 2023 #Careful he bites

[moonkssd]

Jokingly, but: everyone in Johto who is important has a designated grunt following them for whatever reason.

#hi important person qelcome to johto jere ia your designated rockwt grunt #careful he bites

[ozymoron]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how jerome was literally put in a FUCKING DOG CAGE

like in 4x17 i believe when he found ecco, he pointed out the dog cage in the room like "you got a big dog or?" and she was like "thats what im gonna use to transport you" before knocking him the fuck out

#caged wild animal #careful he bites #like did jeremiah suggest using a dog cage or?????? #was it eccos idea????? #either way its so fucking funny lmaoo #they put him in a dog cage oh my fucking god #gotham #gotham tv #jerome valeska

[s1lly-gh02tz]

trick or treak!!

Here’s your candy

#😎 #careful he bites

[lunargrapejuice]

this gave me a good laugh LOL i hope it can do the same for you <3

OH MY GOODNESS 😂 that’s my mans 🩷

#careful he bites #thank you for sending this to be babes 💕🩷 #lovely moots <3 #🌙asks

[anon-anti]

*reaches up to anti's nose with my charger's head*

Please! I need it for my science project! People use us potatoes as batteries but now i need to see if you could be used as an alternative!

HHHIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

#anon anti #answer #careful he bites

[pain-is-too-tired]

Ended up shrunken by a local creature why on one their trips.

It's okay, the ship's doctor got him 🥰

The others however are not gonna let this go.

(Also gave him a tail cause I stand by Jonny's species having a tail hc

I just think he needs a tail 😌)

Extra: Jonny bites

#mine #my art #jonny d'ville #gt #g/t #gt mechanisms #g/t mechanisms #the mechanisms #the mechs #Jonny with a tail #he just a lil guy #careful he bites

[all-rock-and-roll-is-homosexual]

Bernard backstage at the Tonight Show, scanned from So Young

#Bernard Butler #suede #suede band #my scans #careful he bites #book scans

[regensia]

@muddsludge​​ replied . . .

Ps.... pspspspspsppss

His head whips around. “Who said that!?”

#muddsludge #✸ CRACK. ( VITAL. ) #careful he bites

[m0thisonfire]

Count Zachula late night sketch. I had to get it out before my creativity juice drained, so here he is. I’ll definitely be making more of him, I just gotta get that style down for the fangs ‘n stuff

#zach varmitech #wild kratts #halloween #Count Zachula #careful he bites #unless you're into that #in which case he’s happy to oblige #*nom* #he looks so… smug? #he knows something I don’t that’s for sure-

[renbyten]

Spouse made some passing comment about “going feral” and I was like “Y’know what, I’m drawing that”. He makes a cute beastie!

#art #renbyten #feral #character art #commissions #careful he bites

[sukunasteeth]

Sukuna has never said no to you.

It didn’t matter what the request was, simple or complicated, easy to fix or a days-long job, Sukuna was always at your side, completing the task as fast as he needed to to keep you satisfied. He would love to deny it, you’re sure, but evidence proves time and time again that he puts your needs and wants at the top of his priority list. 

And you were curious how far you could go with it.

The two of you are sitting in your underwear at the breakfast nook, warming yourselves in the bay window while the morning sun starts on the leftover night time chill. It wasn't quite time for breakfast, still too early for the both of you. In the meantime, you sip on your morning brews, preserving the comfortable silence. Sukuna is flipping through the day's newspaper, his eyes are groggy with sleep and he hasn't said more than a handful of words to you yet. He wasn't a morning person.

You were starting to change that.

"Kuna," You call to him, nudging him with your foot from your corner of the window bench.

"Hmm?" He doesn't look up from the paper, but his hand reaches down and grabs your foot, pulling it into his lap. His thumbs start to subconsciously knead at your muscles.

"I want these." You hold up your phone, which you had previously been scrolling through in an attempt to find something ridiculous for this exact moment. You were sure you had found it, something even Sukuna would find unnecessary. 

And yet, he merely glances at your screen, takes in the sight for all of two seconds, and then returns his attention to whatever news article he was in the middle of.

"My wallet's on the counter." He clears the sleep from his throat not sparing a second look. 

You blink at him in surprise.

"D-Did you even see what it is?" You flip your phone around to make sure you were displaying the correct thing. 

Sukuna is frowning before he looks up again, curious at your persistence. He gently cups your hand, bringing it only a minuscule amount closer to examine your screen a second time. 

You were on one of the most luxurious brand’s websites, showing him an incredibly regular pair of panties, no straps, no details, all black- with one of the most outrageous price tags you had ever seen for something so ordinary. 

Sukuna cocks a brow at you over your phone, "Can't imagine you need more panties when you're constantly stealing my boxers. But whatever, hand it over. I know my card number-"

"Kuna," You interrupt him with a surprised laugh, holding fast to your phone when he tries to pluck it out of your hands, "they're a thousand dollars."

He glances back, his eyes focusing lower on the screen where you know the price tag to be. The newspaper in his hands drops down, momentarily forgotten by what he sees. For a moment, you think you've found his limit.

"Wait, are those red one's assless?" He points just below the price, where the recommended products are depicted. "Get those too."

You drop the phone down so that he meets your eyes, which are wide with shock.

Sukuna always took care of you. Always insisted on being the provider of any single thing that you may need; a warm meal, a soft bed, anything your eyes twinkled at that was available for purchase- even if you would never think of buying or owning it. Granted, you never wanted much in terms of material possessions, so you didn't realize the true extent of Sukuna's leniency until now.

It was slightly intimidating, and part of it felt wrong. Sukuna had money, plenty of it, but that didn’t mean he should feel the need to spend copious amounts of it on you just because you could ask him to. He was giving you too much power, it felt like.

You huff through your nose, frowning at him, which only has him tilting his head further to the side in question.

You ignore it, setting your phone onto the window seat and crawling your way closer to him, until you can gather up his face in your hands and lock his gaze into yours.

He glares at you past smushed cheeks, but doesn't make a move to break free of your hold, humoring you. "The hell are you doing-"

"You know you don't always have to say yes to me?"

Now that has him taken aback. His mouth automatically opens for a witty response, but your question seems to have effectively taken the words from his mouth. You can see the cogs in his head turning, and what you wouldn't give to peer inside his mind and hear his thoughts.

It takes him a moment, but eventually that familiar confident smile stretches across his sleepy face. His hands seem to instinctively slide their way up your bare legs until his fingers grip your hip bones, pressing into you. 

He hums, "When have you ever said no to me?"

You scoff, ready to give him a prime example, but end up coming up short. The two of you loved to tease each other with disobedience, but in the end you were eager to give Sukuna anything his heart desired. You loved to please him, it was one of your favorite things to do, in fact.

"You never ask anything ridiculous of me." You remind him, smiling as one of his warm hands slides back down your waist and dips into the pair of his boxers you were sporting that day. 

"You know what's ridiculous?” His voice wraps around your throat, and suddenly has you swallowing past the delicious grip. You're folding into him before you even realize it, at the mercy of his calloused hands. "The implication that I wouldn't do just about anything for you."

You can't help but sigh hopelessly, although it comes out as a desperate noise that pleads him for more. You really were all his, just like he loved to tell you.

"Now hand me your phone." It's a whisper, coaxing you. "I wanna see you in red."

You can’t say no. 

At least it was mutual.

#jjk #jjk x reader #sukuna x reader #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #kuna is a feral dog in the eyes of anyone that isn't you #you bring out the puppy love in this psycho #careful #he bites #this was a short and sweet #fluff

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them

#i read 'barnaby bites wally out of affection' exactly Once and it imprinted in my brain forever #its so damn cute... what the fuck... who authorized that.... #one thing about me: yes i Will exaggerate size differences. no im Not sorry #listen one thing i love more than the big guy & their lil buddy dynamic #is big guy & their lil buddy 'rough-housing' #where it looks vicious but the big guy is actually being so so gentle and careful <3 #it kills me every time!!! #AND THESE TWO ARE PERFECT FOR BOTH BABEYYYYYY #the bestiessssss themmmmm them them them #i have so many thoughts / feelings about them and many of them Directly Conflict <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #wait when. when did i start drawing barnaby so damn much #every other scribble is Him #uh oh! looks like hes Blorbo!!! #anyhow sometimes i sit on doodles for Days and Days #until it occurs to me that hey. i can post these #i havent been scribbling much bc ive been chipping away at comms when i have the free time to do Art #the only non-comm stuff have been silly warmups riperoni #BUT! AHA! last week's me (early this week???) was in their Barnaby & Wally feels!!! #providing current me with Crumbs to post!

[beanghostprincess]

My favorite genre of scene with the Straw hats is when they're all frightened they're going to get killed by a big big scary monster and Luffy looks at the creature like he's gonna befriend a tiny cute beetle

#look at him enjoying every little thing #he literally couldn't care less he's so sure they're making it out alive and safe i love him #not gonna get too deep but the trust he has on the crew and himself and the fact that he doesn't fear things like this one is so beautiful #also he looks extremely adorable i am going to eat him i am going to bite him nomnom #one piece #monkey d. luffy #strawhat pirates