Big Three Cousins at the Beach
Nico: *groans* Why did I agree to this?
Percy: *laying out a beach blanket* Because it will be fun!
Thalia: And technically you didn't agree, Jason and Percy kinda dragged you out of bed.
Nico: You two suck.
Jason: You had been sleeping for like 15 hours!
Hazel: Plus, Will said you needed more sun.
Percy: He's right. You look like a vampire.
Nico: Are we sure we can't drown him?
Percy: No, but you're welcome to try.
Thalia: Race you to the water, Ocean Boy!
Percy: You're on.
Thalia and Percy *running towards the ocean*
Thalia: *Trips Percy* Oops. *Continues running*
Percy: *Spits sand* BITCH
Thalia: Haha!
Percy: *uses the water to dunk her before running to the ocean*
Thalia: *Spews water* ASSHOLE
Thalia and Percy: *wrestling in the ocean*
***
Percy: Guys look! It's a sand shark!
Nico: *pales* *tries to run to the beach and trips, faceplanting in the water*
Thalia: *trying not to laugh* *picks up Nico and takes him to the beach*
Jason: *sitting on the blanket with Hazel* You okay?
Nico: *shuddering* I-I don't like sharks!
Percy: Come on they're like the puppy dogs of the sea!
Nico: No-no!
Thalia: You literally befriend hellhounds.
Nico: That is different!
Thalia: How is that different???
Nico: I-I... You know what? You're a daughter of Zeus who is scared of heights! I don't want to hear it!
Thalia: Bitch! *Kicks sand at him*
Nico: *kicks sand back and misses, hitting Percy*
*sand fight ensues*
Hazel and Jason: *building a sand castle*
***
Percy: *talking to a sea horse*
Jason: This is weird... right????
Nico: I can't say anything, I talk to dead people.
Jason: Yeah okay.....
Percy: *walks back, very sad*
Hazel: Are you okay?
Thalia: What's wrong, Kelp Man?
Percy: A dolphin got caught in a net and drowned itself....
Nico: Is the dolphin economy that bad?
Thalia: *spews soda*
Percy: *horrified fish noises*
Hazel: *scolds* Nico!
Nico: I- *XD*
Hazel: Nico...
Nico: I'm Sorr- No I can't. I'm not even sorry.
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my take on pjo’s favorite t swizzle songs! i’m not doing every song that i think because i would go crazy, so i’m doing 4-6!
percy - innocent, i did something bad, cruel summer, my tears ricochet, maroon.
annabeth - long live, you’re not sorry, mr. perfectly fine, this is me trying.
leo - mirrorball, run, tolerate it, clean, soon you’ll get better.
hazel - it’s nice to have a friend, haunted, epiphany, seven, starlight.
frank - willow, wonderland, lavender haze, everything has changed.
piper - bejeweled, so it goes, our song, stay stay stay.
jason - enchanted, gorgeous, message in a bottle, love story, daylight.
reyna - august, come back…be here, fifteen, karma, vigilante shit, speak now.
nico - the story of us, you’re on your own, kid, king of my heart, invisible string, illicit affairs.
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if you haven't read it yet, Batman: Gotham County Line is a goofy but conceptually interesting 3-issue run where 1. Batman has a jetpack because he's in the suburbs and can't grapple around 2. he's in a cursed eldrich suburb full of zombies 3. one of the zombies is robin!Jason but they actually write him surprisingly complex for, well, the "mandatory zombie Jason appearance" of mid 2000s comics. It veers between silly and horror in what I think is a fun way and Bruce does like, so much character growth in just a few issues? Love that for him. It's firmly "Alright" not good or bad, but I'm obsessed with the themes it plays with, not sure if you'd be interested.
Just read it, it seems to be a typical science vs magic setup, focuses on facts vs faith and whether anything happens to us when we die.
Gonna toss my step-by-step commentary below the cut because it's long. Most of the start is summary of the comic, check the bottom for a summary of my thoughts.
Book 1: The Obvious Kill
First thing we see? Batman making death threats to Joker. I think whether or not he intends to kill him is beside the point, it's all about how the Joker is used to challenge Batman's beliefs and force him to toe the line.
Joker makes a comment about how being dead would suit Batman because then he'd be able to see everyone he'd lost, Batman declares Joker is, "Crazier than I thought," because he believes in something after death.
What follows is a brief discussion of facts vs faith with Alfred, something which I thought was funny because Bruce declares there are no facts to support an afterlife, despite all the people he's met up to this point who could feasibly support it.
Now that the setup is out of the way, we receive a call from Gordon and go to meet him in his pyjamas. He's got a case file full of incredibly gruesome murders that have been occurring in the suburbs, following the same MO as a recently captured thief.
Batman agrees to look into it, and jetpacks out into the suburbs, after noting the very specific ways in which the murders were carried out. He figures out how the thief and killer were sedating the families, and gives it to the detective on site, Greer. While there, they receive news of another set of murders, and head over to the scene, where the suspect is just leaving. The suspect knocks Batman out by injecting him with something.
When he comes to, we're introduced to the other two detectives on the case: Keith and Radmuller. They aren't very happy with Batman being there, but he is able to conclude that the killer is somewhat aware of his movements, leaving a short list of possibilities.
Batman visits the thief to find out who he's been making sleeping agent for, only for the thief to be shot by a sniper before it can be revealed. He engages the suspect again, and yet again has his ass handed to him.
But now he knows who the killer is! He reveals to the other detectives that it is none other than Radmuller. He jetpacks over to Radmuller's apartment, and enters, only for a rope attached to the door to pull the stool out from under Radmuller, leading to a dramatic hanging.
Radmuller gets carted off to the morgue, and Batman heads home. Unfortunately, that's when the zombie apocalypse begins. Radmuller wakes up and zombifies the paramedics with him.
Book 2: Death's Highway
Before getting into the second installment, I'd like to take a moment to point out how much of an impact the coloring has on this particular story. As the tone of the story shifts, so does the tone of the panels. Most things are muted, but other things are oversaturated in order to draw attention. It really complements the plot nicely, so I'd recommend anyone interested in reading the full comic to pay attention to it.
Back to the writing.
Bruce wakes up in a cold sweat with nightmares about being torn apart by zombies. He checks his blood to see if he's been inspected with anything, but everything comes back normal. He speaks with Alfred, who, outside of Bruce's field of vision, seems to pull a worm from his head and then absorb it into his hand. Our first clue that something really isn't right. If the zombies weren't enough of one already.
Speaking of zombies, Bruce hears something in the cave and turns around to find a hoard of zombies. He flees to the batmobile while trying to figure out what's wrong with him. He turns back into the cave, and the zombies are only images on the monitor. In the next panel, everything is back to normal. He asks Alfred to run a security check. Everything is fine.
Gordon calls, tells him detective Keith wants to talk. He leaves and phones her. There's something wrong, Radmuller's body has disappeared, and she needs his help. Batman notes that regardless of how much he goes over the facts, they don't make sense. There's something more he's missing. Here we see the return of the fact vs faith argument, as guys facts aren't enough to fill in the blanks.
He meets Keith, she gets killed by the last man Radmuller killed. He's a zombie, and missing both his eyes, as are all of Radmuller's prior victims. There's a motif of sight somewhere in here.
As Keith dies, she begs Batman to tell her there's something more, and he can't. Instead he apologizes and shuts her eyes. Back to the sight motif. Batman has both of his eyes, but he cannot see. He shuts the detective's eyes. The man missing his eyes sees more than both of them.
This is a good time for Deadman to emerge from Keith's mouth. There could be symbolism there but I think it's mostly dramatics.
Outside, Batman pursues the zombie.
He then calls Alfred, to check in on things back home. He's been getting more and more uncertain throughout the story, and keeps putting up more walls and falling back on what he thinks he knows.
Everything here is not as it should be. It's almost a little funny, to watch this bit. Alfred doesn't say things are normal, just that they are as they should be. He should be a rotting corpse. Checks out I guess.
Batman runs into Detective Greer, or not accurately, is run into. Like Alfred, Greer is rotting and his left eye has rolled back into his skull. Half blind. They talk a bit, but it doesn't really provide answers. Deadman shows up and declares that they can't provide Batman with answers it's, "Like a snake eating its own tail." He reveals that they're all trapped in some sort of in between state, a fold in time.
Deadman is literally from the land of the dead. That in and of itself should be enough fact to explain that people stick around when they die. Not for Batman though!
They return to Radmuller's apartment, where it all started. There, Batman finds himself. Literally.
He's so obstinate. The facts are right in front of his face but he doesn't like them and so refuses to believe them. He's incredibly blind. They leave the apartment, only to be confronted by a horde of zombies. Deadman is quickly overcome. Batman, on the other hand, is only about to be, at the hands of Radmuller and his army.
Finally though, he admits that he's afraid.
Book 3: Night of the Living Dead
Batman is being overcome by zombies. Somehow, he's feeding them. Radmuller comments that it's because violence is all he knows.
Eventually, Radmuller himself steps forward, crooked neck and all. As he begins to beat up Batman, though, his neck seems to straighten. It's a visual symbol of his gaining strength.
That's 3-0 in Radmuller's favor, for anyone keeping score.
Radmuller reveals that not all of these people are his victims, some are ones Batman failed to save, angry at him for not being there. They attack him, and eventually he is forced to run to find Deadman. I think what he's most terrified of is being alone and without a partner.
That's when help arrives in the form of a partner he failed to save: Robin. Unlike the other dead, Jason isn't mad at Batman for failing. He's just here to help him.
Robin saves him, and is strong enough to hold back the zombies long enough for Batman to escape to a house, where he discovers Parsons (the thief from before, who was shot) protecting children from their dead parents outside. Parsons is definitely some sort of figure, but I'm not sure what I'd call him. Parsons directs him towards the basement, where he discovers Radmuller's parents, along with a young Radmuller.
Batman yells at him to shut up, and Radmuller vanishes alongside his parents.
When Batman comes out of the basement, Parsons asks him, "You see?" To which he agrees, saying, "Yeah. I saw." His eyes are beginning to open for the first time. He doesn't get it all yet, but he's starting to.
The zombies break in, and he sends everyone upstairs, telling them he's not alone. Then he calls for Deadman, who appears and asks if he figured it out. It's Batman's reality, both he and Radmuller have control over it. The Phantom Stranger shows up to do something cool and defeat zombies.
I'm at image limit or I'd be adding more, but the Phantom comments on Batman giving power over to "The Hanged Man" which seems to be s reference to the Tarot card.
"The Hanged Man is the card that suggests ultimate surrender, sacrifice, or being suspended in time."
Which honestly seems to be very fitting with this story. Trapped in a fold in time, Batman has to surrender his worldview in order to get out and save everyone.
He goes outside, talks to his parents (as is necessitated by these storylines) and his mother tells him to "Remember more than the pain." He then takes this advice and goes to face Radmuller again, bringing Radmuller's parents along with him.
He defeats Radmuller with ease this time, and the whole thing starts to fall apart. Radmuller's parents confront him about what he did. Jason tells Batman he'll see him around, which Batman agrees with, before leaving, and Deadman instructs him to go back to the start. Batman returns to Radmuller's apartment, this time cutting the rope before he can hang himself. When he drags him outside, it's only been a few minutes since he went in originally.
Radmuller gets hauled away, and Batman reflects on how he's just like any other criminal now. He also implies that he now believes in an afterlife as he jetpacks away.
Themes, motifs, symbols and notes:
Color. I mentioned that the coloring impacted the story a lot, and it really does. Red, blue, & yellow all set very clear tones throughout otherwise muted scenes.
Sight. Blind men and dead men are more capable of sight than men with functioning eyes. That's a common mechanism in stories (see Oedipus) for revealing the truth. In this story, blind and dead men help Batman to open his own eyes. It's also interesting to note the partial vision that shows up in characters such as Alfred.
Robin. Robin saves Batman in this story, like he does throughout DC storylines. The most interesting thing about it is comparing this Jason, who isn't upset with Batman at all, with post-resurrection Jason, who is spitting mad about not being saved.
How much of it is real and how much is fabricated by Batman? His parents say they appear as he remembers them. The people seem to act based on how he thinks they should act. But Jason hardly blames him for his death, even though Batman blames himself for it. So I think the people only appear as he thinks of them, and he doesn't actually have any influence over how they act
Radmuller is the hanged man, and a reference to the Tarot card.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I'm interested in hearing your thoughts as well!
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