#but i'm like 10cm taller than you

[artemis32]

babe….i am 154 cm/5ft im sorry to ruin the perception you have of me but i am indeed mary’s little lamb

So what I'm hearing is that you're travel sized

#i joke #but i'm like 10cm taller than you #so that's not much better #but but but #my middle name is similar to mary so you're my little lamb now #that sounded weird but i won't take it back #i would have said pocket sized #but that would be a bit too on the nose #.nanamimizz. #lamb <33 #art answers #i'm crying actual tears #how dare you #why are you short that's a criminal offence

[dailydegurechaff]

It's killing me so much I have to talk about it. Do the people know. Do they know that the men in Youjo Senki are fucking giants.

I talked abt it with a few friends on discord like last month or so, but I need to yell about it on tumblr where more people can become aware.

Using a few images as reference, I did a bunch of measurements by counting pixels using Tanya and Visha (who we have sort of canon heights for) as measuring sticks, and this is what i came up with:

the shortest of them are 6ft? why, studio nut, why

if you want an explanation for my color coding/what the asterisks mean/where the hell did i get these numbers, that's under the read more. but yeah. why are they so tall.

ok so it started upon receiving these two images from a friend (thank you Pumpkin) that give heights for Tanya and Visha

Using some reverse searching I was able to find that these two images come from a game collaboration with a game called Alice Gear Aegis. Whether or not you want to consider the info from a game collab as canon information is up to you, but to me it seems accurate, so all my estimates are based on this data.

Another friend (thank you Luna) provided me these two images that I could use as reference to make some pixel measurements. While the first is a a cleaner looking image, I opted to use the second because it included Lergen, Rudersdorf, Zettour & Anson. I don't really care about the background 203rd members (sorry.)

So I cleaned the image up to get all the lines roughly straight and made them easier to see with some color coding. This is where the color coding on my excel sheet above comes from. This is also the image I used for my pixel counts.

And from here I calculated some ratios. This is where a few discrepancies come into play. So on my excel sheet above I listed that depending on whether you use Tanya or Visha as a measuring stick, you'll get a variance of roughly 10cm/4inches. This is because they're technically not perfectly aligned to one another.

For Tanya shes 140cm tall and 281 pixels. That means 1 pixel is roughly equal to 2.0071cm. When we apply that ratio to Visha though, we should expect her to come out to roughly 321 pixels (160cm * 2.0071). She's 339 pixels though, which would be ~168cm (339px / 2.0071). But we know that's incorrect.

The inverse applies as well. Using Visha (339pixels & 160cm) as a measure, that would make 1 pixel equal to 2.1188cm. That means Tanya is expected to be roughly 297pixels (140cm * 2.1188). In the image Tanya is actually 281 pixels, which would make her ~132cm (281px / 2.1188). Which we also know is incorrect.

This is a weird discrepancy I'm not sure how to account for, so I just said fuck it and went with both options. I set up my Excel sheet to include columns for using both Tanya & Visha as a reference to provide two different estimates, you can choose which you think is more canon.

Personally I prefer to use the measurements calculated using Visha as reference because a 210cm/6'10" Lergen is offensive to my sensibilities. To put it into perspective, I measured the door to my bedroom as 198cm/6'6". I refuse to accept this man being taller than my door.

Ok finally the asterisks:

* Why the note on Koenig? On the image, it's a bit blurry but it looks as though Koenig & Lergen are aligned to the same (pink) line. But when I look at it closely, it really does look to me that Koenig is maybe 1 or 2 pixels shorter than the line. Granted that's not a lot, but there is a small difference so idk.

** Why the note on Anson? In the image, it kind of looks like he's hunched over/leaning down a bit, he's not standing perfectly straight. While he is aligned with Rudersdorf (Green) it could be he's actually a little taller if he stands straight.

#youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #not a daily post #non exhaustive list things ive learned from this venture: #im barely shorter than visha #lergen 100% bumps his head on door frames when he's not paying attention #im going to choose to ignore canon and believe that Grantz is NOT fucking 6 feet tall

[cassiartblog]

I found out levistus is only 6ft tall and the wiki going on and on about how all the other archdevils don’t like him makes the mental image of him so much more entertaining like this proportionately tiny guy infuriating everyone

Hello dear :3

I'm sorry for the late answer, I'm so stressed with my Mid-exam atm ;-;

Yes, Levistus is so short. Such a small devil compared to the others. I think it's kinda cute how they are all very tall, even up to 3 to 4 meters. And then there is Dispater with his 2,10 (which is a good height for us humans in my opinion because our neck won't hurt as much as with Mephistopheles lmao) and then there is the even shorter Levistus :D

It's almost adorable. Like, he is only 10cm taller than me (or about 4 inches). Not short for a human man but short compared to the tall archdevils.

I want to know how they look in their yearly meeting. What table do they sit on? Is it a big table for the tall devils? And does Levistus has then a higher chair to be able to look the others in the eyes or is he sitting so much down that he is barely able to look over the edge? That is even more adorable!

Or does he has his own child table and doesn't sit on the same table than the others? And what is with Dispater, is he able to sit with the big ones cause he is about 1ft taller than Levistus or does he has to sit on the child table as well? 👀

What a funny and cute thought!

Anyway, I wish you a good evening (or whatever time of day it is for you) and a hellish good time! Greetings from the hells <3

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #dnd #dungeons and dragons #levistus #archdevil #dispater

[dbfandom]

Letters, Numbers and Emojis used for characters and their ships in Dragon Ball Japanese fandom!

So in Japanese media, it's common to use shorthands to talk about characters or media (if you've read Bakuman you've seen the explanation about "Wanpi (ワンピ)" being used for One Piece (ワンピース, Wan Pi (long vowel) su).

Because of their email/texting system, it's also more common to use one sole symbol to talk about characters, but also to not appear in search functions (posts are rarely tagged :()

Some of these symbols have been widely accepted by the Japanese fandom as a whole, but some others are for personal reference only (and as such, two artists may use the same emoji for different characters and nobody really cares).

Today I'm going to give you just a few of them, if you'd like more, don't hesitate to ask in the replies or in the tags, spread this blog and more ;)

Goku: Goku is usually referred as 🥕 (carot, kakarot) and 59 (五九 ; go-ku). This is why the Cell jacket has a 59! You will also find people using 空 (the second kanji for Goku's name).

Gohan: Obviously, his name meaning "rice" (as in shorthand for meal), Gohan's emoji is🍚 but you will also see 58 (五八 ; go-hachi (close enough)) to talk about him. You will also find people using 飯 (the second kanji for Gohan's name).

Goten: Goten gets🍤(for TENpura) and sometimes it's either 57 (because he's younger than 58 and 59), or more commonly 510 (五ten for go-TEN). You will also find people using 天 (the second kanji for Goten's name), but this is also the first character of Tenshinhan (and it's also used for him, as it's the symbol on his DBS outfit).

57 is also used for GoChi day (五七 go-shichi); this usage is more common than the Goten one.

Because of this, May 9th is Goku day, May 8th is Gohan day, May 10th is Goten day.. and May 7th is Gochi day :p

This is also why in mobile games, you have "Son Family Week" around those days!

(this is why Piccolo Day is funny and why people fight over whether it's Goku day or Piccolo day :p)

Those of you who follow my fic know this already, but Trunks' emoji is 🐯 (tiger, which is read Tora in Japanese.. Because Trunks' name is actually Torankusu :p). People will use トラ (the first two katakana of his name).

If you see 来, that's the first kanji for Future. 来🐯 or 来トラ is the short version for Future Trunks, and 来🍚 or 来飯 is for Future Gohan. Automatic translators will usually read it as Mi-Tora / Next Meal and just go into Blue Screen of Death mode.

So I'll be borrowing TruTen (Trunks x Goten) as an example for how ship names work in Japanese. Unlike in English, however, the order in which you put the characters is important.

天トラ / 🍤🐯: Ten-Tora. In this case, Goten tops.

トラ天 / 🐯🍤: Tora-Ten. In this case, Trunks tops.

It's a little more than just "who tops/bottoms", since the roles are very codified (Uke and Seme tropes if you want to look it up). They're so codified you should be able to tell from the book cover alone which way it's going to be!

So when I mentioned shipping wars in the past post about shipping terminologies for Japanese speakers, it's because the tropes about M/M relations are so strong and engrained in Japanese society that some people will refuse to consider "the other way around" (up to and including blocking each other on social media).

As such for Vegeta/Goku, probably the most popular M/M DB ship, the KakaVege and VegeKaka fans tend to be very opinionated about the "correct" portrayal. Anthologies (collective works) will be either one or the other, but not both at the same time.

The concept of switching isn't very common, and you'll see from the tropes that one has to be the assertive and control type and the other has to be a little more shy, smaller, etc.

In the case of TruTen (トラ天), this translates to Goten usually being smaller and more "delicate" and sensitive than Trunks (and so despite the fact that Goten, as an adult, is a solid 10cm taller than Trunks, but you'll rarely see that in トラ天 content!).

Of course this isn't universal, there are content creators and readers who will appreciate both, and who will appreciate dynamics that fall outside of the traditional tropes, but people tend to purchase stuff more easily if they know what to expect in terms of tropes used.

After all, the whole point of being two men in a relationship is that there's no woman in the relationship. They're gay, your honor!

Note that some content creators will use 89 (or 5859) for the HanKu ship. You have been warned.

#shipping #dragon ball #dragon ball z #kakavege #vegekaka #truten #tentora #japanese to english #dragon ball emojis

[accountingforprincess]

Wow smn else from Australia im shocked.. n now really turned on. All the bad things I post, I want smn to find me n use me how I should be used. Taking all their stress out on me n I’d take it cos I’m a good girl, I could be ur good girl ✨

I’m 5’6, 171cm would you consider me as tall?

What would you recommend for a girl who’s been celibate for a couple years? I have several vibrators n a dildo that’s probably too big for me rn. It has suction cup too so I can prop it up on a wall n such.

Also do u have any tips on finding daddy’s/doms who are like minded irl? I’ve always been way freakier than my old partners n it makes me so insecure cos if I want freaky I have to direct them n a girl like me shouldn’t be giving orders, I should be taking them..

Anyways hope u have a lovely week ahead,

- 💜🩷

Colour me shocked, another one of us upside-down degenerates has been found in the wild! I can't deny how intriguing that idea is, to find you, use you, break you and turn you into my good girl.

171cm feels rather average to me, but looking it up and seeing its 10cm taller than the actual national average has me realising my perspective might be a bit skewed haha. Either way, I'd have fun using all the same techniques I would on a tall girl on you.

For a girl like you, I'd recommend you start getting yourself nice and stretched out again. I'm sure that dildo is feeling awful lonely without you making a slut of yourself and fucking yourself upon it. It'd be no good if my good girl wasn't able to take my cock, too.

As far as finding people irl... that's tough. The best way is to simply hang around the places you enjoy, find people who enjoy the same things you do and make friends. Chances are if they're like-minded in some ways they might be like-minded in kinky ways - or have friends who are.

Alternatively, find the local board game place. I swear to god the kinkiest people I've met are ttrpg nerds (beware that you will have to sort through the bevy of non-kinky nerds there too).

Thanks for the well wishes, and I hope you have a great week too.

[tbnrpotato]

Our Own Choices

Chapter 5

Captured! Returning from a perilous assignment in the Outer Rim, Jedi Master Even Piell's cruiser has fallen under attack and been boarded. Seeking vital information he carries about secret hyperspace lanes called the Nexus Route, Separatist forces have taken him alive. Now, the Jedi are preparing a stealth mission into the heart of Separatist space in an effort to rescue Master Piell from the deadly prison known as the Citadel.

I wait for Fives and Echo to come back to the barracks from their briefing of breaking into that maximum security prison which I am so hyped up to break into. I can't sneak into the venting system, because I remember someone trying that before and it didn't really go too well for them. I've grown like 10cm, so I've had to adjust my armor to fit my new height.

I receive a holo-transmission from Rex. He's somewhere on a jedi cruiser or probably on another mission, but I'm stuck here on Coruscant. 

I open the transmission and open the hologram on the floor. Rex's image appears in front of me, he's like half a head taller than me. 

"Hey kid," Rex takes off his helmet.

"Hey dad, please don't tell me this is something about the bad batch minifigures that I've been building."

"What bad batch minifigures?"

"Nevermind. I'm guessing this is something about the Citadel mission?"

Rex nods. "Look kid, I know you wanna go, but this isn't the place to get experience. There's a high chance that you'll get killed, and I can't be responsible for that. So-"

I groan, putting a hand to my forehead. "You said I was good enough to be an ARC trooper, why can't I go?"

"Kid, it's too dangerous, and I can't have you getting killed. You're not going. That's an order."

"Dad please-"

"You're not going, and that's final. Fives and Echo will make sure you stay here." 

The hologram turns off, and I lean against the wall, sighing.

Fives and Echo walk into the barracks.

Echo puts a hand on my shoulder. "Sorry kid, but you can't-"

I roll my eyes and put on my helmet. "Yea, I know, I know, I can't go on that prison break in that I've been wanting to go on for days now."

"Yea, sorry kid," Fives says. "Rex told us to make sure you wouldn't come."

I glare at him from under my helmet. "And you're gonna defy the bro code just because Rex said so?"

Fives and Echo look at each other. "Sorry kid, you ain't coming with us. On the bright side, Commander Tano isn't going either, so you can hangout with her while we're out."

I sigh and head to the hangar with them, and go up to Commander Tano, who's talking with another Jedi. My anxiety's rising, I hate talking to Jedi so much. So I just stand at the side and wait for my chance to speak up.

"Master Plo? May I speak with you?" Commander Tano asks the other Jedi.

"What is it, little 'Soka?" the older Jedi replies.

"It's about the mission. Master Skywalker doesn't want me to go."

"Rex doesn't want me to go either," I speak up.

"That is their choice," the Jedi says.

Commander Tano sits down on the wing of the ship that the other Jedi is fixing up and I sit down next to her.

"I know, but I think he's being overly protective. He's picking and choosing which assignments I can be a part of," Commander Tano says.

"I know right, Rex literally does the same thing to me, even though he says I'm good enough to be an ARC trooper along with Echo and Fives," I complain.

"He is your master," the other Jedi says.

"Yes...but it's not for him to decide when and how I should put my life in danger. That should be my choice." 

"So after the others get carbon-frozen, they won't know if we go with them, and we could just sneak onboard," I suggest, and the other Jedi nods at us.

After the others get carbon-frozen, we get in and get carbon-frozen ourselves. It is definitely not a pleasant experience.

Soon enough, we get unfrozen by the droids. I see Rex getting unfrozen next to me as well.

"Hey kid..." Rex groans as he gets unfrozen.

"Hey dad," I reply, cracking my neck slightly.

"What are you doing here?!" Rex folds his arms.

"Fives, do I have carbon sickness or is that Aris," Echo asks as he cracks his neck. I walk up to him and slap him in the face. "Does that seem like carbon sickness to you?"

Echo rubs the place where I slapped him, chuckling. "Good to see ya, kid."

Rex grabs my arm and turns me to face him. "I gave you a direct order not to come!"

"I got orders from General Plo Koon and Commander Tano to come anyways," I fold my arms, smirking, putting my helmet on before any other troopers can see me. Rex rolls his eyes.

"Welcome aboard, kid," Fives and Echo clap me on the back and I smile slightly.

We walk to a ledge which overlooks the lava. Definitely don't wanna fall into that. General Skywalker takes out some binoculars and scans the building.

"I see the entry point," he reports.

"You were right," Cody says. "The wind conditions are too strong for jetpacks."

"Yes, we'll have to do it the old fashioned way. With ascension cables and a steel grip," General Kenobi says.

I already don't like this idea. Burning in lava seems like a painful way to go down, and I already had a problem with climbing that ledge back on the Rishi outpost, I'm starting to regret my decision of coming along.

"I don't think so," General Skywalker says.

"What do you mean?"

He looks through his binoculars again. "Electro-mines. There's nowhere to put a grappling hook at that height. And we hit one of those, the mission's over. They'll know we're here."

"I suppose that means we free-climb it," Rex says, and I look at him.

Echo puts a hand on my shoulder. "Don't worry, kid, if you fall, I'll catch you."

We continue walking along the ledge and manage to make our way to the bottom of whatever shit we need to climb.

I'm climbing behind Rex, and Echo and Fives are below me. Rex constantly looks down to check if I'm still alive. 

I really hope Echo actually meant what he said because my arms are burning and I'm losing my grip on the rocks.

The electro-mines are sparking with electricity, and I really hope that doesn't hit me or I'm definitely gonna die. My speed of climbing starts to slow down, and Echo and Fives are almost overtaking me, Rex is really far ahead.

"Cmon kid, we're right behind you, don't worry," Echo says below me. I'm breathing heavily inside my helmet, my hair's wet with sweat, it's so warm in there. The wind isn't helping either.

And then I lose my grip and I slip off the rock, and I'm thinking "Oh shit" until Echo catches me and helps me up.

"Thanks..." I'm breathing heavily, I think my heart rate just spiked up after that. I'm shaking from the adrenaline rush, and it takes me a few moments to get back to climbing.

I see everyone stop, and I stop as well. I look up and see a few droids on the platform above me, and I cling to the rock as close as I can, holding my breath, hoping that they won't hear any of us.

And then everyone starts climbing again, and I finally take a breath, pushing myself up to the next grip I can find, I'm below Commander Tano now, don't worry I'm not looking up her skirt, although I would really like to, I heard General Skywalker and General Kenobi say they told her that space underwear wasn't a thing so every time you looked up her skirt you could see her orange-

Anyways.

I hear General Kenobi saying they locked the door, and that it's ray shielded, and General Skywalker's kinda freaking about how it wasn't part of the plan.

Commander Tano climbs up and sees an opening up there and reports it to us.

"We know, they're ventilation ducts, but they're far too small for us to gain access," General Skywalker says.

"Too small for you maybe, but I think I can squeeze through," Commander Tano says.

"I could as well," I speak up.

Rex nudges me in the side and gives me the "don't you dare do it or I'll kill you" head tilt. 

"He can come along as well," Commander Tano points to me. 

General Skywalker nods at us and we climb to the ventilation duct. Commander Tano reaches up there in no time, opening the cover to the vent duct, while I'm struggling to climb up there.

When I reach the platform where the vent duct is, she helps me up. 

"Thanks," I'm panting, breathing heavily. Then Ahsoka slips inside the vent duct and I follow behind her. She looks down from the cramped space to check if there are any droids, before jumping down. I follow her, keeping my pistols drawn to cover her if there are any droids as she opens the ray shield.

I see the others climb up and I help Fives and Echo up. 

"Good job kid," Echo's breathing heavily as well.

"See Rex? I can handle myself," I fold my arms and look at him. I don't call him "dad" here for obvious reasons.

I see the last trooper reaching the platform, but then he slips, and starts to fall. I extend my grappling hook out to him, hoping that he can grab it in time, but he can't, and gets absolutely destroyed by an electro-mine.

The alarm starts to sound.

"They know we're here," General Kenobi says.

So we start running along the hallways, checking the corners to see if there are any droids.

"Take out their surveillance," General Skywalker says, and I shoot one of the security cameras with my pistol. And then some stuff from the ceiling start shooting down at us, but the boys and I take them out quite quickly.

And then, as I stand behind Rex, I hear someone shouting that the walls are electrified, and we run towards cover. I see one clone left behind, and I extend out my hand to grab him, but the wall gets him first and I get an electric shock in my hand. I shake it away, it feels like it's burning but I don't care, and I run towards the trooper who got caught in the electric wall and check for a pulse. There's nothing.

"We must keep moving," General Kenobi says, and I reluctantly leave the trooper behind and follow the others.

Soon, we reach the room where the dude we're supposed to rescue is kept, and we start blasting the droids inside the moment we open the door.

Some of us stand around the room while the others guard the door, and I hear the Jedi dude that we just saved talk shit with the Generals about how we gotta rescue his captain for some reason.

So we continue running through the hallways, checking to see if there are any droids. Suddenly, 3 commando droids appear at one end of the hallway, and a few more at the other end. I stay close to Rex, Fives and Echo as the Jedi draw their lightsabers. I draw my sword and hold my pistol in my other hand.

The droids start firing at us, the Jedi are blocking the blaster bolts with their lightsabers as the droids start jumping off the walls, they're getting closer, and one of them gets close enough and pins a trooper to the wall, and before I can reach him he's getting stabbed. 

I throw my knife at the commando droid who's still stabbing the trooper, and it hits the droid in the head, and I slice it in half with my sword to make sure it's dead. I see another commando droid behind Echo, so I shoot it with my pistol.

The Jedi slice the remaining droids with their lightsabers and Fives gently punches me in the shoulder. "You stole my kill."

I chuckle a bit. "Too slow?"

"We need to keep moving," General Kenobi says, and we start walking through the hallway again.

Suddenly, I hear some high-pitched noise, it's hurting my ears, so I cover them, even through the helmet I can still hear the sound, and all our weapons get attracted up to the ceiling, including the sword on my back and my hidden knife, carrying me up to the ceiling as well. Anakin's up there with me as well, attracted to the ceiling by his hand.

And then some electricity goes through the ceiling, going to both me and General Skywalker, it feels like my body is burning, it's shaking so much, and then it stops, and I'm trying my best not to black out, everything's spinning, everything sounds muffled...

I reach for my knife and General Skywalker reaches for his lightsaber, and I'm about to throw it at the place where the electricity comes out of, and then electricity comes out of it again. The burning feeling comes back, I'm losing the feeling in my legs, and my body...

I throw the knife at the electricity generator as General Skywalker cuts it with his lightsaber, and we fall to the ground, I'm trying so hard not to black out right now, everything's blurry...

The rest of the action happens in a blur until Echo and Rex help me up. "You good kid?" I can hear the concern in their voices. The feeling in my legs starts to come back and I nod.

"Yea I'm fine."

And then we start running through the hallways again, reaching the place where the other prisoners are kept. The Jedi handle the droids and General Kenobi suggests we split up.

Fives, Echo, Rex, some others and I follow General Skywalker and Commander Tano.

General Skywalker's looking at the holo-map, and then suddenly plunges his lightsaber into a wall, cutting a circle through it.

"Everybody in," he says.

Echo, Fives and I push through the circle that General Skywalker cut through the wall, and we find ourselves in one of the old fortress tunnels.

Commander Tano goes off to check the tunnels.

"The tunnel's clear," she reports.

"Looks like Obi-Wan's distraction worked," General Skywalker says. "Things seem to be going as planned."

"Don't jinx it," I tell him.

"It's when things do not go as planned that concerns me," the captain dude says. "What then?"

I go over to Echo and Fives and stand around with them for a bit. There's still a slight tingling feeling in my arm from the electricity just now. I can still hear my heart pounding in my chest, I gotta calm down.

Echo seems to notice this, and he puts a hand on my shoulder. I flinch slightly, but relax after a moment. "Thanks," I tell him.

Then we put the piece of metal that we pushed through just now back into the wall and head off.

We walk along the narrow sides of the tunnel which overlook the lava, making sure to be careful not to fall in. General Skywalker goes to guard the flank while I walk in between Fives and Echo.

"So uh, what are yall gonna do when we get back?" I ask them, to break the silence a bit.

"I'm probably gonna go get a drink at the cantina," Fives says. "And maybe Echo would come along as well."

"Can I come?" I ask.

"Nah kid, you're too young to be drinking alcoholic stuff, you're not 18 yet," Echo says.

"Aw cmon," I protest. "Please???? I'm like 16 years old biologically, I can handle it."

"Sorry kid, can't go till you're 18," Fives says. "I heard you're working on writing that story of yours about our missions and stuff, maybe you could do that after the mission."

"But I wanna hangout with yall," I protest again.

Echo chuckles. "Maybe we could go to the arcade or something after we go to the cantina, how does that sound?"

My eyes light up. "I'll definitely have to carry yall in battle royale today, maybe we could play some hardpoint, but we can't play ranked cause I'm legendary rank and yall are like pro rank-"

"Yea kid, we get it, you're a lot more pro than us," Echo sounds slightly annoyed.

"What's wrong?" I nudge him playfully in the side. "Jealous?"

"...No..."

Fives and I laugh, clapping him on the back. "Don't worry, you'll get better in about 30 years."

Our laughter's cut short when I hear Rex say we hit a dead end.

Fives, Echo and I stay at the back to defend the flank, and I hear the faint sound of footsteps behind us. Fives turns around the corner, checking to see what's there, and almost gets headshotted by a droid.

Fives and I manage to get some shots on the droid, knocking it off the tunnel and into the lava, and General Skywalker slices the other 2 in half.

Then some commando droids jump in from the walls with shields, and start shooting at us again. I see Commander Tano put grenades to the wall and roll some at the commando droids as Fives and I try to blast them, and the grenades on both sides explode, clearing out the commando droids and causing a whole lotta dust. At least the dead end's not a dead end anymore, and we continue walking through the tunnel.

We reach the pipe.

"This pipe leads to the top of the ridge," General Skywalker says. "Where R2 will pick us up and get us out of here. There's the hatch."

He goes to open it, and the rest of us walk towards it.

"Let's go, everyone in," General Skywalker says. "Don't use your lights, and make sure your weapons are locked. The slightest electronic pulse could ignite this whole tube." Rex and the rest of us nod, checking that our weapons are locked and our lights are turned off. Echo and I are the last ones to climb into the pipe.

We climb up the ladder in the pipe, it's kinda dark in here, and it smells terrible. Smells worse than Fives's socks, and that's saying something. Commander Tano's flexing by climbing on the outside of the ladder, swinging herself up to the high ground.

"How much longer are we going to wander through this tunnel in the dark?" Captain Tarkin asks.

"Stop complaining," I say from the back. Tarkin and General Skywalker start discussing stuff I can't quite hear, until Commander Tano says, "I think I found a way out." She points at a hatch above us, and goes to check if the area's clear.

"What do you see, Snips?" General Skywalker asks.

"The coast is clear," she reports.

"Any sign of Obi-Wan and the shuttle?"

"No, I don't see him or R2 anywhere," Commander Tano says as she opens the hatch and starts to climb out, but stops. I can hear the sound of the droids from down here, but a severed metal hand falls into the pipe and I assume that she's taken care of things.

"We've gotta go," she shouts into the pipe, I can hear the sound of blaster fire now. We all start climbing up the pipe, hoping that no blaster bolts hit us in the head and kill us. We slide down the pipe and take cover behind a rock.

General Skywalker throws a charge into the pipe and we all take cover behind the rock, bracing ourselves for the explosion. The ground shakes, and a droid lands in front of us. We get up from our positions on the floor and General Skywalker says we're gonna do plan b: meet R2 at General Kenobi's position. We start walking over the droid and head off.

We reach their position in a short while where the blaster fight has already started. I shoot one of the droids manning a turret, and we run over to where General Kenobi and the others are, taking cover behind some containers.

"We gotta take out those turrets," I say to Fives and Echo. 

"I think we have a bigger problem," Echo says, as some droids on flying thingies fly over, shooting at us. One of the turrets shoot at our position, hitting the containers and sending some of us to the floor. I instantly get up, trying to clear my vision, holding my head with one hand and my pistol in the other.

The Jedi and taking care of the flying droids, there are some 4-legged ones advancing to where Fives and Echo are hiding, and I run over to them.

I really regret not stocking up on grenades before I came, because I only have one grenade left, and I through it at the 4-legged droid, where it explodes and kills it.

"How do we take out those turrets?! If we try anything, they'll blow up our ship," I shout.

And then a bunch of commando droids with shields come out, shooting at us. I hide behind the boxes, breathing heavily, the odds aren't good, we might not survive this, and I'm telling my brain to shut up right now because Fives just threw a grenade which knocks some of them back.

"General Skywalker, a droid is manning one of those turrets. They're going to blow up the shuttle, sir," Echo says into his comlink, and I check to see which turret it is, almost taking a blaster shot to the face. 

I see the turret shooting at the incoming General Skywalker and that other short dude that kinda looks like Yoda but with human skin tones, and they crash-land near the turret.

"This is our only chance, we've gotta stop him," Echo says, before running out and grabbing a shield, running towards the shuttle. Fives shoots from behind, keeping his distance from the turret. I see the turret firing at him, and I run to pull him away from the shuttle which the turret is going to fire at...

I see flames. I'm knocked backwards, I land on my back, I can't move, pieces of shrapnel are digging into my skin, I can feel myself burning, my gloves are on fire, and I can't do anything...

Where's Echo?

I can't see his body anywhere, only his helmet at the side. I see the Jedi running back to the shuttle, and I want to shout at them, to tell them that I'm still alive, but I can't.

And then Rex looks back at the explosion site and see me lying there, my vision gets blurry as he runs over and picks me up and carries me. His voice is muffled.

"You're gonna be okay ad'ika...you're gonna be okay..."

And everything fades into black.

#the bad batch #the bad batch crosshair #tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb tech #the bad batch hunter #tbb wrecker #the bad batch tech #the bad batch wrecker #the clone wars #captain rex #the clone wars captain rex #tcw #captain rex dad #female clone #female clone oc #fives #echo #ct 1409 #ct-5555 #ct-7567 #commander cody #rip longshot #rip charger #citadel rescue #fives and echo best brothers ever

[meirimerens]

I see you always make characters with long fingers. Then I see your photo in beekeeper suit and oh... those fingers can be long /pos (I'm asian and my fingers only like 9 cm) (its not an innuendo ask istg)

in genuine and utter hysterics over this ask [/POSITIVE] chuckling. giggling even. few things because i'm giggling

1) i actually apparently have fire hands (as in. zodiac affiliation) where my palms are longer than my fingers

2) i've been told my whole life i had such big hands every birthday my dad recalls being so surprised when i was born because i had "the biggest hands [he] had ever seen on a baby" so. maybe these hands can be long...

3) i do take my own hands for reference when drawing because. well they're right there ain't they. but i still try to change the shapes; you will typically see things that my hands have such as pretty knobby knuckles, prominent ligaments, kinda bony wrists - those are mine, but i'm trying to get more variety in the hands i draw because i'm getting saur mad... however i do be drawing long fingers because i think they're so fun, they fit the characters, and also um. well most of the women i've been attracted to had long fingers so i think it just stuck

4) hung out with oomf over may and even as they're well 10cm taller than me [and i'm of perfectly average height], my hands and fingers are longer than theirs. smirking emoji. these hands can be long.

5) my mom didn't believe it was me in the beekeeping suit when i sent her the pic so she. zoomed in on my hands to recognize me. and i passed the hands check 👍

also my friends keep telling me to finish reading the picture of dorian gray because that last point will make me giggle when i'm done so. nobody says anything i'm almost done. this is a Hands safe space. even if you have itty bity hands you are accepted. #LOVEISLOVE

#not beating the Those Are My Hooves allegations #ring ring (answers) #anonymous #gonna rotate “ those fingers can be long /pos ” in my brain for the rest of the afternoon #giggling. those are my paws...

[sandwichfordinner]

Hello, can I have a matchup with a male survivor please? I have red long hair, brown eyes and i'm short (5'1 💀). I'm introverted, shy and most of the time i like to be alone im quiet places daydreaming. Even tho i'm not sociable, i tend to attract people, but most of them can't talk to me cause i can't hold a conversation all the time. I look grumpy almost all the time even tho i may not be, i like to draw and read. I am not someone who really likes physical contact, not really a fan of hugs for example.

I think that's it? I Hope that's enough.

* ˚ ✦ ||Match up request||

╰┈➤ note: of course and thats enough information! My apologies that I don’t post too much I am losing motivation 😭. But thank you for requesting and Happy Christmas Eve!

I match you wiiith… 🥁🥁🥁

Naib Subedar! ⑅ ♥̩̥̩♥̩̩̥͙♥̩͙ˊˎ

🎄Naib is trying to be a really good and caring lover towards you. He tries his best to protect you in matches or even outside the manor if something bad happens.

🎄Both of you don’t like pda , but of course there are some little romantic moments between you and Naib. You love him and he loves you.

🎄If you don’t really want to be touched he won’t make you uncomfortable I promise. The thing he can really do is hold your hand and tell you how much he loves you but in private, because he will be mad embarrassed if he did that publicly.

🎄Others think that the both of you don’t love each other because of the grumpy faces you guys have and they will be thinking that you aren’t together anymore.

🎄If you can cook Naib will gladly try all of your meals, since he is a big fan of food. This mf drooling next to you while you make a delicious meal. And later on when he ate everything he will be the happiest man in the world.

🎄The two of you are short which is totally fine for you. Well Naib is a little taller than you but still the both of you are short af. He cracks some jokes (rarely) about how you are with 10cm shorter than him (I think he was 164cm idk💀) even if he knows damn well that he is short too. But he is not mocking you don’t worry!! He is just messing with you.

#identity v x reader #idv x reader #idv hcs #sandwichfordinner #identity v x you #identity v oneshots #identity v headcanons #naib x reader #identity v naib #naib subedar #idv naib #naib subedar x reader #match up game #matchups

[starrierknight]

No pets myself :(

Living with others, one is allergic to cats, another to dogs, third just doesn't want pets anymore :((

Also I do feel like the odds are stacked against me, since everyone I usually flirt with are like, at least 4"/10cm taller than me. The worst cases are even like a full foot/30cm or more taller. I can't keep up a dom act when I gotta hurt my neck to look them in the eyes! 😭

That said I have absolutely gotten some of them flustered. Once I got a guy so flustered on a date that he couldn't order food for a good 15-20 minutes. Didn't help that I didn't stop. Waiters were highly amused :p

Also I only send you anons so I doubt it capped it. Though I did have some Internet issues for a bit, that tends to mess with things?

Also I noticed you were censoring in your post. Any words you'd like me to censor, in case they come up? Don't wanna upset you!

- Star ✨

ahhhhhh rip. I hope one day you do get to have a pet. if you could have one, what would you like?

LOLOLOL that's such a fucking power move tho, honestly good for you. short doms are so cool I love short doms. out of curiosity, how tall are you? I'm 5'8' (173cm) teehee. and damnnnn look at you go!! chatting to the rizzler over here....

lol Tumblr is a bit of a mystery to me so idk what happened, but I'm just glad that it's fixed!!! hahaha dw dw, I just find it funny to censor the word "mother" when I'm talking about my own since I don't get along with her. just me being silly (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

#you're so sweet and considerate for asking tho so thank you!! #꒰ =͟͟͞♡ ꒱ — love letters #꒰ ♡⃕ ꒱ — 💫

[strangest-things]

no horns for obvious reasons but <3

picrews are this one and this one !

#rambles #ok to rb!!! feel free to add on #it's funny bc my type is definitely considerably taller than me but i think malleus and yuri are the only ones who fit that #i'm around the same height / slightly shorter than most of my f/os but.... 5cm or less isn't that much of a difference #yuri is 13ishcm taller and malleus is uhh. 30+cm including the horns #20ishcm not including those tho ww #yeah seven is like 7cm taller than me lol #actually it's probably 8 but 7 is funnier #i'm 9cm taller than yui #i don't think henry has a canon height but i imagine he's a couple cm shorter than me #yuuta is canonically not much shorter than yuri but that doesn't sound right tbh #i imagine he's a bit shorter than seven #and yuu is also around seven's height iirc #actually you know what. yuri gets another 10cm. she can be tall #soleil.... also has no canon height but i'd say she's 173cm or around there #anyway. yea. tall women <3 #and malleus #malleus | i would tremble just to hold them once more

[powdermelonkeg]

okay but here’s a big question i’ve wanted to know since i was little playing twilight princess- how tall is zant ?? is there a way to find that out ?? i would love to know if you can find this out 😭😭

Yes, actually! Through cutscenes! (I'm not going to count any of the models used in the Zant fight as his canonical height, since he very much manipulates his size throughout it and gets very, VERY bendy)

In Midna's memory flashback, we see Zant stalking towards her menacingly.

Now, obviously, this isn't Zant's actual height; that helmet of his gives him a few inches.

He uncovers part of his face when speaking to Midna at the Lakebed scene, and then we get a good look at his full head post-fight.

Now we measure!

Zant's head is about 3.3 Zant mouths high.

And that area occupies the space just under the lip of his helmet, below the nose, and between halfway and 2/3rds the way up the side guards of the mouth area. We'll round that up to halfway to account for Zant's mouth being open.

Adjusting for the tilt, we can shave off the top part of Zant's figure based on this.

Zant is 1.4 Midnas tall!

And at the ending cutscene, we see Zelda on equal footing with Link and Zelda, as straight as we're ever going to see them both stand in the same shot.

Midna here is a little less than a fifth taller than Link, making her 1.18 Links tall.

Doing a little math here, this means that Zant is 1.65 Links tall.

Looks good to me!

So now the question remains, how tall is Link?

We get a really good view of the height of the Master Sword when he draws it.

If we put it side-by-side

That extra bit falls juuuuuuust short of being 1/11th the Master Sword’s size, so we can say it’s 0.085 Master Swords on its own. That makes Link 1.085 Master Swords tall.

Here’s where it all gets really technical.

Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess are styled very similarly, to the point that we can reasonably assume the Master Sword hasn’t been stylized to fit Link like it has in Wind Waker.

So here we have the Master Sword alongside OoT Adult Link. He’s walking here, so there’s a small margin of error for his gait.

And Link here is 1.25 Master Swords tall. A bit taller than Twilight Princess Link.

But why bring Ocarina of Time into this?

Because Ocarina of Time gives Link a canonical, verifiable height.

At the bottom of the Lake Hylia laboratory, we see this measuring stick that puts Link at 1.6 meters, or 5′3″ tall. And from there, we can reverse engineer the math.

(Some rounding has been done here, so there’s a decent 3-4 inch margin of error that these could be taller. If you want to skew on the short side, use these measurements. If you want Midna to be taller (5′9″), add 3-4 inches to each measurement (besides OoT Link himself), or 10cm, to account for the various margins and rounding that’s been done)

If OoT Link is 1.6 m, then the Master Sword is 1.28 m. (4′2.3″)

If the Master Sword is 1.28 m, then TP Link is 1.4 m. (4′7″)

If TP Link is 1.4 m, Midna is 1.65 m. (5′5″)

If Midna is 1.65 m, Zant is 2.3 m. (7′6.5″)

And there you go! That’s how tall Zant is, using Midna, Zant, Link, and the Master Sword for scale. Link is short, Midna is surprisingly average human height, and Zant is TALL.

Side note: It’s weird because my brain always put Midna as being at least a foot and a half taller than Link, just because of how she looks in this picture and how I’m used to Link being.

But being fair, my brain ALSO likes to default to Link being taller than me, and he is definitely not.

#loz #zelda #twilight princess #ocarina of time #ask bee #SCIENCE #as always these are not solid #they are suggestions #because video games are rarely accurate #see my post on the size of BotW apples for details #long post #tentatively bringing that tag back but will remove if it shadowbans my posts

[m-jelly]

Helloooo, how are you???

I was wondering if you could please write a request♥️

I’ve seen a lot of Levi’s shots where reader puts their head on Levi’s shoulder or reaching up to kiss him. But not a lot of taller reader.

Can you please do a Levi x tall reader (like hange’s height or 1,70 which is 10cm taller than Levi) maybe she’s a bit of self conscious about the height difference (bc society is awful and is not used to see a tall woman with a shorter guy) or maybe headcanons about tall reader with Levi pleaseeee

Thank you so much! ♥️♥️♥️

Hi! So, I'm going to do this as head canons and try my best to do this. I'm Levi's height exactly, so I don't know what it's like to be tall. I'll try my best to get this right and I am sorry if I get it terribly wrong.

The issue with society is with women in general. It's stupid. It's also that the man has to be taller, if he's not, then he's not "manly." It's all a crock of shit.

Listen to Jelly: Love who you want to love and fuck everyone else. (Just make sure your love involves people of legal age and all are concenting)

Levi x tall!Reader headcanons.

First off, Levi would not care about your height one bit. Height doesn't matter to him. Who you are as a person matters the most. So, you could be tall, short, thin, curvy etc and he'd love you. He doesn't think much of himself, so he is not the type of guy to judge someone else for their appearance. Hell, he thinks he's fucking lucky you like him in the first place.

Your appearance doesn't matter, only who you are as a person and the actions you take and the choices you make.

If you were ashamed or embarrassed by your height, you'd probably piss the guy off for thinking terrible things about yourself. If he's attracted to you, then he's attracted to you. If you talk shit about yourself, he's going to get mad at the shitty voice in your head for saying those things. He's going to tell you off and say.

"Tch, the fuck you on about? You're fucking amazing!"

"Seriously brat? What the fuck is wrong with being tall? You get to clean high places."

Blushing hard. "It just means there are a few more inches of you to love."

When it comes to affection, love, cuddles and kisses. He won't care that you lean down a little. He'll even motion for you to lean down a little so he can kiss your cute forehead or cheek. He won't let a few inches of height stop him from loving you.

Levi would happily grab your chin and yank you down to kiss him. He'd push his fingers in your hair and pull you in for a kiss. He's going to get his kisses. He's a determined man, so be prepared. He'll even grab your shirt and pull you along to a nice spot for kissing.

When it comes to hugging, he's happy for you to be the big spoon because of your height. Hell, he's gonna feel so secure in your arms as you cuddle him. Just because you are tall, doesn't mean he won't hug you. He'll hug you from behind and kiss your back and shoulders. He'd hug you from the front and just shove his face into your chest. If you got boobs? There his pillows and his face will rest in them for a while.

Levi loves you, no matter what or who you are. As long as you stay true to your heart, you're honest, care about others, honest and thoughtful, then he'll love you forever. How you look does not matter to him. He's a man attracted to another person's heart.

#captain levi #levi #fanfic #levi ackerman #levi fanfiction #aot fanfiction #snk levi #aot levi #levi x y/n #levi x you #aot x you #levi headcanons #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman x you #tall reader

[hardtchill]

So I've been thinking about this since you kind of started talking about it and I can't decided my answer so what's yours, if football wasn't split male/female at the highest level, how would you split it, or would you not split it at all?

I keep getting stuck on this because height and weight aren't particularly important, look at Messi or Kirby, speed and strength are quite important though and so is skill.

No matter how I think of splitting it most female players I can think of wouldn't end up near the top, though I'm not sure if this maybe due to the fact men's football has been developing longer and mostly has better pathways, for most of them I can think of a male player who would be better.

I mean the thing is you don't need to get rid of a women's team or men's team, you just need to make it inclusive. As it is now women and men's football are basically two different sports. You may have the same rules, but the game is played completely different and that's okay. I see no reason why you need to remove the categories, you just shouldn't exclude trans people from either category.

But to answer your question.

If you would remove the categories now, most women would no longer be pro's, but that is in large caused by a lack of funding and training for women and girls.

If you give boys and girls the same training, the same facilities, the same everything they would develop at a similar rate. Yes men would still in most cases be stronger, but women in most cases would still be more flexible. Speed is honestly not even an issue because there is a massive range anyway, as long as you're fast 'enough' to keep up, you not being the fastest on the field is not going to slow you down. Look at Lynn Williams or Christen Press, they would rip most male football players to shreds on a 100m.

In football technical ability and vision is so much more important than pure physical strength. Like what use is it to any player that you can yeet someone into the stands? We see tiny (in comparison) 16 year old boys play buildings like Virgil van Dijk and they aren't thrown around like rag dolls.

During the 2018 world cup, the Serbia team was on average 10cm taller than the Peru team, they both got 3rd in their group, winning one game and being eliminated from the tournament.

Would i remove the categories in football? No. Just make it an inclusive space, that's all you need to do.

#ask #christen press #lynn williams #trans rights

[a-froger-epic]

How tall was Freddie Mercury?

Before I get into this, let me just say that I don't actually have any idea how tall Freddie Mercury was. However, I looked into it a while ago and now I've decided to share my findings.

See, the thing is, Google would have us believe that Freddie was 1.77m tall. And I'm not so sure that's true. Why? Well, let me explain...

Here we have the heights of Roger Taylor and Rami Malek, according to Google. (I can only include so many pictures in one post, but at least to me, it seems obvious from all pictures of the band I've ever looked at that Roger was a couple cm taller than Freddie and Deaky was a few cm taller than Roger, and Brian was the tallest. So those are the "facts" I'm working with here.) I have two issues with these numbers straight away.

1) If Deaky is 1.80m and Roger is 1.79m they're only 1cm apart. That seems off to me.

2) If Rami Malek is 1.75cm tall, he is 10cm taller than Lucy, however:

He very definitely isn't.

And then it gets interesting, because here are pictures of Roger and Rami side by side.

Huh, it looks as though Roger (who is crouching a tiny bit here) is only a little taller than Rami. Of course, Roger is a bit shorter now than he used to be.

And then, will you look at that, going past the very first Google result (to, like, the third), we find this:

Now this seems a lot more plausible for both Rami and Roger, which would mean that Freddie was a few cm shorter than 1.76m.

Elton John, it would appear, is roughly Freddie's height or perhaps a tiny bit shorter.

How tall was Elton John?

1.71cm or thereabouts.

So, in conclusion, I now believe Freddie Mercury was about 1.72cm tall. Fight me. (I'm joking, please don't fight me, I just looked into this for fun! 🙈)

Why is Google wrong? Well, the boys (Roger and Freddie) lied about their heights a lot! Look at this:

Here, Roger would have us believe that he is as tall as Deaky and Freddie wants us to believe that he was 1.78m tall and weighed 54kg. 😂 Wtf, Freddie.

And that's it, thanks for coming to my TED talk! If you have more info, please feel free to add on! ☺️👍🏻

#freddie mercury #roger taylor #Rami malek #Heights #Research #Info #Elton John #Interesting #I'm fascinated by stuff like this #Queen band

[tahdashi]

and likelikelike around march i think??

idk but yea, basically i live like 5 minutes away from my high school and not far from my house there's this bakery and just next to it there's the bus stop

so like O and i were walking together and i decided to stop by the bakery to get some sweets and it was on his way since he was going to the bus stop

and likelikelike we were talking about stuff and all (he's around 10cm taller than me) and irl my voice is actually quiet and all so yea you don't get to hear me clearly outside :D

so whenever i said something, he'd look down at me with his usual stupid smile and lean down to my height to hear what i have to say and i- yes.

sunhee this literally sounds like a scene from a kdrama you're living the LIFE THIS IS SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE i'm rooting for you two

#STOP I CAN'T STOP SMILING #i love when guys lean down to hear me #it's so ??1!!$ #one of the reasons i like being short #sunhee ✧˚ · . #from the stars

[gaypeople4itzy]

KWJFDIJRD I LOVE YOU MOREEEE

tbh I can't really boast because I'm literally 153🤸🏻but IT'S OKAY SINCE YOU'RE CUTE AND TINY AND TALENTED AND AMAZING DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE HAVE A GOOD DAY MUAH MUAH 💗💗💗💗

OML LIKE 10cm TALLER THAN ME WHATSHDJDJ (bc we measured me w my school uniform shoes on so yk☹️☹️) BUT DAMN OKAY

AND AHHHSBDJD TYSM BUT WHDJDJ UR MAKING ME BLUSH AGAIN DAMMIT I LOVE YOU SM UR TOO KIND ASHDJDIFI

HAVE A BETTER DAY I LOVE YOU MWAH MWAH <333

#gaypeople4itzy #gaypeople4itzyinbox #gaypeople4itzyanswered #gaypeople4itzysendslove #gaypeople4itzytalkingtothemselves #gaypeople4itzydoesntsleep #gaypeople4itzy is smiling like an idiot #gaypeople4itzyisgoingtocrylikeadumbass