#but he smells so bad

[pyrefection]

everyone meet Little Prince

#little prince #he’s everything to me #but he smells so bad #he was abused for like most of his life as a breeding dog #he’s never known love #he’s scared of everything #he’s my everything #he’s going to be so spoiled #he’s going to get whatever he wants #i love him so much #but i mean he smells horrible i don’t think he’s ever had a bath but he’s too scared that i don’t feel comfy bathing him yet #he has a groomers appointment in two weeks #i’m going to petsmart tomorrow #he’s such a good boy #he’s so traumatized #but he’s so good #he loves head and ear scritches #i cant stop talking about him #he’s my favorite thing #everyone love little prince #pyre rambles

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Realizing Dick Grayson is just some guy™ is the worst thing that ever happened to Tim drake.

#can u imagine meeting ur hero and he gives u the ick 💀 #I JUST THINK LIKE THE INHERENT HILARITY OF THE SHINE COMING OFF THAT APPLE WOULD BE SO FUNNY #TIMS ALL HYPE TO BE NEXT TO HIS HERO DICK GRAYSON UNTIL HE SEES HIM FORGET WHICH PEDAL IN THE CAR DOES WHAT AT 12PM #13 YROLD TIM HAS TO LIE DOWN BECUZ THE WORLD HAS DISSAPPOINTED HIM DICK GRAYSON STILL USES A MOTOROLLA FLIP PHONE CUZ ITS REALIABLE #anyway i just think it would be so fuckin funny #DC #Batman #Batfam #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Nightwing #Red Robin #never meet ur heroes kids LITTERALLY their apartments smell SO BAD

[crime-ckricket]

DAILY HEAR ME OUT

not my neighbor : Francis mosses (the milkman)

#hear me out #tumblr fyp #idk how to tag this #im down bad #come here little emo #i bet he smells so good #not my neighbor #the milkman #hes so babygirl #very fuckable #francis mosses

[haunted-xander]

Forgot to post this my bad

#isa: i can smell some womans perfume on you #lea: what are you a dog? #i think isas jealousy would def not be nearly as bad as it was as saix (like hes not gonna ruin anyones life over it) #but like. its still there ya know. hes just gonna have to learn how to actually deal with it in a healthy manner #anyway learning to actually deal with it is gonna take some adjusting so heres a comedic take on it #just bc #isa #saix #lea #axel #leaisa #akusai #kingdom hearts #kh #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art #to i tag something for mentioning sex? #its not like anything here is all too suggestive or anything #suggestive #<since someone asked

[spaciebabie]

totally not based on something i did when reading @glitchysquidd's fic. nope. not at all. i can totally pronounce this word and didnt hafta look up what it meant at all-

i hadta look up howta write in cursive tho b/c bro-

#i may be stupid #fnaf #fnaf 3 #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #william afton #fnaf springtrap #frighteningly intriguing #in other news i would like 2 beat him over the head with a frying pan #girl SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!! #OUUUUU HE MAKES ME SO MAD 💢 😡🤬🤬🤬 #good job man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #springtrap x reader #y/n x springtrap #never thought id type THAT #hes so gross and he smells so bad thanks for pointing that out bro 💖 #its a very important detail #i cant wait ta read more (✿◕_◕✿) #drawing spoinger the way u do was fun #spacie scribbles

[cemeterything]

described my oc emery as "looks like he'd start dripping and smelling something terrible if you left him out of the freezer for too long" yesterday and i think that's going down as his official appearance

#🐉 #oc: emery #hes a frozen corpse so. he WOULD smell real bad if you gave him a warm beverage or offered him a cigarette.

[eightdoctor]

(revolution man; book 21)

vs

(city of the dead; book 49)

the doctor is literally a glue trap that fitz got stuck in. don't pull him out though because he likes it there

#this juxtaposition is driving me insane a little bit though #like the way sam views the doctor as a staunch upholder of. idk. ethics and morality #as a 'hero' essentially - as she puts it #while fitz perceives him more like an innocent. a bystander. an 'innocent' #if he does something bad it wasn't his fault/the bad thing wasnt even that bad really/the circumstances made him do it but regardless #the doctor is someone who needs protecting #the doctor is a honeyed pitcher plant that smells so so sweet that sam and fitz both fell hook line and sinker for i fear #oh well. many such cases. #doctor who #edas #fitz kreiner #sam jones #eighth doctor

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Gwen really just kissed Merlin on the mouth and he still was like huh what a nice friendly gesture

#mine #gwenlin #mergwen #idk #merlin #i dont even mean this as a ship thing #he just is that oblivious #like?? #people have crushes on him #and he's like lol you're so awkward #or maybe im sp awkward #man why is this so awkward?? #it's the love in the air Merlin #you keep wafting it in and then scrunching your nose up like something smells #Gwen babbles about how she likes men like you-but not you no not that that would be bad but like other people similar to you hahah *dies* #and Merlin is just like what on earth is she saying?? #he aint neurotypical thats for sure #*looks away instead of continuing the conversation because he doesn't know the rules for this sort of talk* #and then gwen also looks away but because she is embarrassed #i think he knows she crushed on him sometimes #but then he just like #forgets #haha silly gwen #it was pure luck he and freya managed to get together #his fluster and her fluster had to synchronize

[linktothefags]

Fuckkkkk I need to kiss some gorgeous boy so bad right now

Someone come here and crash their lips against mine please

#please don't actually do that #at least say hi first #yeah I'm down bad for someone who definitely does not like me back #but oh my god he's tge beautiful guy I've ever seen #and his voice is so lovely and he smells nice #and his touch is so soft and warm #god im so gay #gay yearning #gay #mlm #mlm sfw #mlm thoughts #mlm yearning #good god boys are wonderful

[songsintheattic]

concerning when my dog disappears and then returns far too happy....what were you doing beast

#dogposting #i had abandoned him on a weekend like usual #and just called him maybe 3 times when i went to let the ducks out #it took him a few minutes to make it back here #but he came in so fast he almost tripped and killed himself #and then he was like on the brink of a category 5 zoomie event in the house lol #he doesn't smell bad though so he at least didn't roll in anything #and isn't that what really matters #especially since he was most likely just at my neighbor's house being nosy and sniffing mule corrals lol

[druidshollow]

whatever. my day may suck but not as much as roleswap rivers' day sucks

who do we think hes talking to gamers

#druid draw #iterator oc #role swap au #rs rivers #he must smell so bad

[ryllen]

said wolf,

🐺

#hogwarts legacy #fanart #poppy sweeting #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy fanart #hogwarts legacy oc #seriously poppy got me instantly; she is so sweet; animals ARE involved; A N D the difference between THEIR HEIGHT CLUTCHES MY HEART BAD #i do have forest child kind of image in my mind when i created him #like what type of name is Alex Xander; maybe he was abandoned; maybe he never had a name #and that's the name he gave himself from overhearing normal child being called by their parents ; don't ask how he got that registered #it is said on wiki; she actually preferred the company of beasts as opposed to humans; that's why she was reclusive towards her classmates #maybe poppy is comfortable with him; bcs he reminds her of an animal #he looks so big; yet so gentle 🥺🥺 and probably smell like dirt oppose to other boys who smell like cologne #fsh actually i put Alex Xander bcs the family name I put in make the name looks uncomfortably long in the subtitle #and he is just very close with one of the base look u can choose from the character creation page #he just looks that good; i need to play as him #highwing #Hippogriff

[clementine-writes-things]

"Riddle me this Batman, what dresses like a bat, is annoying, and is a beta male? YOU! Stop mogging around me. You'll make me turn into the Rizzler. And trust me, you don't want to see me when I mew. I'll send your beta wolf ass back to elementary school. Gotham only has room for alphas like me. My looksmaxing is too strong for you to handle. The citizens of Gotham aren't ready to witness the sigma energy I hold. I'll kick your gyatt back to Ohio with my skibidi powers. You can't push your phanum tax on me with your smooth brain. I AM THE TRUE SIGMA! I AM!"

*Mews intensely*

#fanfic writer #writers of tumblr #writers #fanfic #gotham #dc universe #edward nygma #the riddler #brainrot #skibid #im losing my mind #my brain is melting #paul dano #riddler #send help #what is wrong with me #im so tired what is going on #my dog just ripped ass in front of my face please send help #im suffering it smells so bad #please hes sitting on my chest and hes 80 lbs i cant escape #what is going on #im so scared what did my dog eat

[coochiekrab]

what is youre favourite thing about hampsters

It has melted and become slime.

#sorry that’s a reference to a hamster phone app i used to play #but my actual favorite thing about hamsters is when they fucking run across open spaces. they look so fucking funny #they just blast across the floor as a flat little fur tube #and when they use their Nuts as a pilow #and female hamsters smell like chicken bouillon. No one else agrees with me though #they’re normally super quiet but my last hamster was so chatty. he would chirp a few times at night #their little human like hands. the way baby syrians have just little fat faces #i haven’t had a hamster since i was like 16 but i want one so bad #i just have no room for one now….

[safetydance]

Detective Pikachu Disco Elysium crossover

Thank you @brainrotdotorg for this brainworm and the dialog in the second pic

#my art #Disco Elysium #pokemon #Detective Pikachu #crossover #disco elysium spoilers #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #pikachu #he's cute but he probably smells SO BAD #kim only tolerating harry climbing on him after he's bathed #also Kim meeting this pikachu that can speak to him and just being like yeah okay this is fine #lets solve this case and maybe we'll find the missing detective along the way #I feel like Harry would figure out on his own that HE is Harry after a bit then it would turn to figuring out how he got like this

[lovedazai]

Which bsd character would be best to lose ur virginity with?

chuuya and its not even close !! makes you feel so so safe and cared for the whole time. doesn’t even think about himself until you’ve came at least once. checks in on you like “you feelin’ good, baby?” and makes you answer because he needs to be sure you’re enjoying yourself too. i think chuuya likes to hit in from the back but he prefers to see your face this time to make sure you aren’t uncomfy / in pain. gets the most kissable smirk on his face when he does something you clearly like

#valentines #ʚ shhh ɞ #side note chuuya is SO warm and always smells good :) #i want to ride him so bad :< his hands on your waist and grabbing your ass. SIGH #anyway #honorable mention to dazai because i know hes so good in bed and youd have a good time fs !!!