#but god i hate this man

[mjulianwrites]

I was trying not to send him for both asks but. 🤡🤢 renan

god. god. renan. where do i even START with renan. he has been pathetically in love with the same horrible horrible man for almost HALF A CENTURY. what the fuck is wrong with you gayboy. all he does is pine for king cyrus, enable his atrocities, and lie. he used to have swag but he became the most boring man in the world to try to look soooo straight and respectable. and he hates it <3 he hates his life he hates his marriage he’s miserable 24/7 and his only reward is hooking up with the worst man in the universe who is only nice to him when he feels like it. AND he’s a transphobe. man really thinks he can prevent his kid from following in his footsteps by simply misgendering them and then looking away entirely. he would jump off a cliff if king cyrus told him to and i hope he does

#i hope he dies <3 #he’s also my poor little meow meow (derogatory) you know this. unfortunately #but god i hate this man #renan mercurialis

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

#this is me being silly but #man i hate hate hate when the solitaire app that CAME WITH MY GOD DAMN LAPTOP tries to feed me ads #at least with the sites i got adblocker. but man #jort post

[jascurka]

babygirl........

#you know how that one tumblr post goes.. i want that man in ways that would have me expelled from the kingdom of god #people who hate on his design im sorry you have no taste #hey wait now this brings back some memories of how I imagined adrien in metamorphosis it is more or less like this??? ohoohoo #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #miraculous paris special #gabriel agreste #betterfly #sketches #ml #my art

[arunneronthird]

okay fine i can deal with damian being a weeb but he'll be one on MY TERMS

#boys gonna have TASTE or so GOD HELP ME #if u dont know that manga hes holding is chainsaw man #its REALLY good and i deeply recommend it #in terms of writing its a 10 in terms of emotional damage its ripping ur heart out and spitting on it #damian wayne #robin #batman #dc comics #my art #im such a fucking annoying weeb dude i was gonna put the cover on the right so it showed more but nooooo #my brain went BUT MANGAS ARE THE OTHER WAY AROUND i hate everything #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[scrollonso]

"you aren't fernando dancing like a weirdo to funky music what are you talking abou-" uh this is literally me??

#like #thats me #hello?? #hes so stupid #god i hate this old man #(im giggling) #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #aston martin #fa14 #i love him

[cloud-ya]

big win for butch lesbian community

#i got bamboozled by her deep voice i thought mihoyo ended up making her a man anyway 😭 #trans butch? peak. absolute peak in gacha female design #mihoyo launched star rail and was like 'let's see how much we can fuck around in this one' #gods of all kinds protect siobhan from fanarts with large breasts. ive already seen one i hate it here #honkai star rail #siobhan #we lost argenti but got siobhan in compensation

[mblue-art]

this man. ..

(inspo) (og meme)

#lv20 cross #cross!sans #self insert #mblue art #[ og lv20c is made by withtheworms !! ] #( but this purple lv20c i draw on my blog is usually based on soothingespione's yandere interp ) #(bc i hv nt bn th sme snce rdng tht fc) (everytime i think of him i immediately want to [REDACTED] uh do things to him) #(a little violence. as a treat</3) #(probably the only skel/variant i simp for that i wont feel immediately bad doing such to) (maybe) #god i want to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]-- #a fun(?)(🤨) dynamic to explore personally when im reminded of it #oourgh he makes me feel SOOO conflicted 💢💢💢 (/pos but also /flustrd grrr) shoutout to op thanks for writing him i am so . |||OTL #not linking the fic if any1 asks. it has spicy content #idiot idiot man. love-hate for u. bonks u. (i do like the possessive/obssessive that comes with yanderes tho) #cm

[yashley]

#critical role #cr lb #ygifs #imogen #and now I'm like did imogen have her own reason for not even going near the raven queen did she pray to her for her mother #thinking her mother was dead was gone and the goddess of death had her and it was just a little girl praying at her bedside #take care of her mother. tell her how much she misses her. she misses her so much. and the raven queen never answered #and she could find no comfort not even in a deity who brought eternal rest there was no solace. and there was no correction #did she pick a god and pray? for her mother to come back. for her father not to hate her. for someone to look at her like shes not a monste #that all this time this certified atheist to have zero interest in the gods or helping them not because she genuinely didn't care #but because once upon a time the little girl she used to be cared so much. and prayed so hard. never seeing the red veil around her #damning her from the grace of the gods #and isn't that just what a monster deserves #not even a gracious god will find you special enough you feel like nothing to them because you are nothing to them #and it's like is that true or is such an evil force preventing their light and it's like I'm chewing but I'm choking #I had to stop looking at laura's face because it was making me too craaazzzyy she'd just be like (bafta) and I'd be like (SCREAMING) #hey matt if this is a birdcall to make imogen a paladin tweet tweet beautiful man

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[miafeystits]

truly one of my favorite things about the klapollo dynamic is that yes klavier is a world-famous rock star with tons of fans and probably a grammy or something, but apollo truly Could Not Care Less. it's the least interesting thing about this guy to him. he doesn't even like his band's music. he went to one of their concerts and decided he'd prefer to hang out backstage during the last 3rd of the show. he likes one (1) gavinners song and its an acoustic ballad collab that klavier doesnt even sing on

#the first time they met apollo straight up did not know who this guy was. he didnt even know kristoph had a brother #apollo justice king of not paying attention to pop culture. hes gotta be so bad at trivia #also i was just rereading part of the turnabout serenade transcript and god he really has such old man music opinions #about lamiroir: now this is REAL music #i hate his guts (affectionate) #ace attorney #<- for my own tagging purposes

[dawnbreakersgaze]

The fact that Dr Zayne is saving people who want to live

And Dawnbreaker Zayne is mercy killing people who want to die

And both are obsessed/disturbed with each other across space and time

Really has me fucked up in a lot of ways and I'm not okay about any of this

#play love and deepspace they said itll be fun they said #love and deepspace #lads #l&ds #love & deepspace #zayne #zayne love and deepspace #li shen #its about dating cute 3d men and also some combat #BITCHES LIED #ITS ABOUT DEPRESSION #LOVE AND DEEP DEPRESSION IS THE NAME OF THE GAME #fuck.. #😭😭😭😭😭 #also imma need yall to quit calling poor dawnbreaker a serial killer that poor man is just trying to help people the only way he can #which is more than their gov or whatever is doing #.... double fuck i hate this god damned game 😭😭

[cry-ptidd]

"All I see is a slave."

"And all I see is a fool."

#hellsing #alucard #my art #Dracula #THIS WAS SO HARD #GODS #ripping my hair out #how do you think Dracula would react to modern Alucard? #or vice versa? #Alucard fucking hates himself already #like that's canon #Dracula would be insulted at the prospect of being at someones mercy and Alucard would just see the pointless arrogant creature he used to b #I'm on Dracula's side simply because he was less annoying to render and draw #also I shamelessly traced over the casull #im not playing your stupid games old man

[dollkisses05]

“I love you” until my daddy issues scare you away

#lena writes #coquette #coquette aesthetic #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #this is what makes us girls #whisper girl #coqeutte #femcel #gatekeep gaslight girlboss #just girly things #daddy issues #mommy issues #dilfism #older man younger woman #obviously doctor you've never been a 13 year old girl #older men <3 #alana champion #i’m going insane #female insanity #female hysteria #im just a girl #lana is god #sparkle jump rope queen #i hate it here #toxic family #toxic father #sullen girl #toxic parents #age g4p

[carma-tjol]

Show me your worst. I love it all the same.

As long as it's me. As long as it's you.

#heaven official's blessing #hualian #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #carma art #tgcf spoilers #i think book 6 was my fav. not totally decided yet tho #severe trauma lets gooooo #xie lian’s *how can i be a person again after what happened to me* arc went CRAZY #god. #and hua cheng. #the way he draws himself ugly on the murals. his reaction to the homophobia/getting called disgusting. him expecting cruel rejection from x #KILLLLLLL MEEEEEEE #like man this guy *HATES* hates himself. #sorry for posting this literally the day after the last one but i’m obsessed

[yandere-romanticaa]

Despite the cheerful smile on his face, Tartaglia's eyes are like the sea - deep, dark and most importantly, terrifying.

No one knows what dwells deep within those waters and frankly, many are afraid of taking a dip in that endless sea of mystery. Who in their right mind would dare to see what this ticking time bomb has up his sleeve? Life is easier if you steer clear of him. Bow your head or simply leave, nothing good comes with dealing with the Fatui, let alone a Harbinger.

But to fall head over heels for one, well... That is a story worthy of the history books.

It was difficult to be with him. His lust for blood would never cease and the hunger for power would keep on growing.

That need doubled once you became a constant presence in his life.

Do you see him? Are you looking at him? He sure hopes so. Tartaglia lives for your words of praise, he needs it like air. Tell him he's the best even though he already knows that he is. Tell him that you love him, that you won't ever leave him and watch him take down the entire cosmos for you. Watch him come running back to you bloody and bruised, his tone quiet but sincere as he spills his undying love for you through his busted lips.

He is danger incarnate. Not even his co-workers want anything to do with him. But it's so hard not to fall into his strong, secure arms as he kisses you breathless beneath the shimmering moonlight. People avoid you due to your association with him and sometimes, you miss your old life. Sometimes you miss how the sun would kiss your face as your friends laughed behind you, picnic baskets in your hand as you made your way towards a clearing you all fancied. You can still recall the smell of fresh bread, various jams and the endless sea of fruits everyone would bring.

Those moments were true slices of paradise. They were simple but meaningful, powerful even.

Some things were more powerful however.

You traded the sun for snow. Warmth for cold. Comfortable uncertainty for caged safety. Friends who left you for a lover who was ready to kill for you.

Don't focus on them, the ginger man would tell you. You don't need any of them, not when you have him. And you would grip his jacket tight, so impeccably tight that your knuckles would turn pale. He would then proceed to kiss those knuckles with a gentleness a man like him ought not to possess.

Tartaglia was a walking contradiction of a man. And you wouldn't have him any other way.

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#this man. ugh. god i hate him. oh how i hate him so.... (he is the love of my life and if something happens to him I'll kill him. lovingly ) #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere imagines #yancore #yanderecore #yandere aesthetic #genshin impact #childe #childe x reader #tartaglia #yandere tartaglia #childe tartagalia #genshin tartagalia #genshin #genshin x reader #yandere genshin impact #yandere genshin x reader #yandere genshin imagines #yandere tartaglia x reader #gi childe #gi tartaglia

[renonv]

Ignore the difference in styles but Two wonderful ppl on discord wanted to see me untwinkify Romano so I had to deliver

“Shirtless” (his tits are already out) vers :

#hetalia #aph #aph romano #aph south italy #aph spain #spamano #hws spain #hws south italy #hws romano #hetalia world twinkle #hetalia world stars #lovino vargas #antonio fernandez carriedo #I love my twink but I also love to draw him with some fat on his bones #I guess Romano is never really a twink in my mind bc one he’s hairy as fuck and two I don’t think that stomach is flat nor hard #but either way #António goes rabid he loves to see his man eat good and he contributes to that often #so does Feliciano but that’s because he eats like a bird snd Romano hated wasting food so he’s like #FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME I’ll finish it gOD