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tojisprettywife · 2 years

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You def have psychic powers and I'm in love with you. Thanks!

i think you’re the one with psychic powers 😂, well my intuition is quite on point at times 💀.

ooh so you’re in love with me? 😏. try making me fall for you too 😈.

#🗞asks #skskksks you seem like a fun person #ily already #btw what’s your zodiac sign?#leo? scorpio?#omg if im wrong- 😭

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theeighthwonder69420 · 9 months

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please reblog i want people to answer my silly little poll :33

#homestuck #larkpolling #larkposting #homestuck poll #zodiac #extended zodiac #yeah idk what else to tag this #anyway im a canga plus a mage btw feel free to tag this with your true sign nd class!! ^_^#im gen curious how many people actually have a true sign AND share a class w/ the alpha/beta troll.... :3

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orgasming-caterpillar · 11 months

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🌶 Venus/Moon aspecting Neptune in a 0 - 4° orb is also kinda known for squirting.

This is the wildest thing i have seen on tumblr yet and i myself talk about pet boyfriends and cannibalism

#GIRL YOURE INCOHORENT WHAT #oh btw im bored so im searching up the zodiac signs tag for some hilarious shit yall should try it to im having the laugh of my life

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teddybeartoji · 4 months

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mickey i just saw that one tag game u tagged me in…………… i knew the arimickey soulmatism was real WHAT IF I TOLD U.

my favorite color is also green…. any shade of green but ESPECIALLY forest green…………. 😳😳

mickey u dont understand i screamed when i saw it i take fav colours VERY seriously it’s my version of zodiac signs this is so important to me T_T…. FELLOW GREEN LOVER it’s just the best isn’t it <3333 WHAT R UR THOUGHTS ON MINT GREEN I NEED TO KNOW …. that’s my second fav shade :333

here is a cup of tea for u while i’m here 🍵 and some honey to put in it 🍯 ILY MICKEY goodnight n sleep tight i hope u have the sweetest dreams <333 mwah mwah mwah i am kissing u & armin softly

ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YESSSSSSSSSSSS WE'RE MEANT TO BEEEE!!!! ARIMICKEY SOULMATISM<33333333333333333 FOREST GREEN ON TOPPPP ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS

AND AND AND U DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT ASKING FOR YOUR FAVOURITE COLOR!!!!! oh and any shade of green always fucks so hard it's crazy how did the world come up with this immaculate color i'll never understand....

mint green is such a biteable color?????? how even??? it's a color?? I LIKE IT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think mint green suits you so well ari it just makes sense

and again u actually have some power over my cat (🤨🤨) i opened up this ask and he suddenly appeared in my room??????????????? what in the fuck u n sugu really are some cat witches together this is crazy (i have a crush on the both of you i'm going crazy) BUT THANK YOU FOR THE TEA MY BELOVED 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐 HERE ARE SOME FLOWERS FOR YOUU MWAHHH I LOVE YOU SO i hope you slept so so so well i hope your bed held you tight it's what you deserve!!!!!!

#wait wait wait #what is your zodiac sign ari.....................#heheheheheh #plsss tell me #i have my guesses but i'm telling them to you bc guessing zodiac signs is terrifying #mwah mwah mwah #i hope your day goes well too!!!!!!!!#are you eating are you drinking water btw #i'm mothering i need to ask those things okay i worry #OKE LOVE YOUU #ari <3 #friends!!

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00-jammy-00 · 2 months

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Helloo!!^_^

Could I request a yan who everyone likes? Like nobody would suspect yan!

I guess golden retriever!yan? Maybe darling tries to say something but nobody believes them because they think darling is trying to ruin yan’s reputation ? :33

Btw could I be 🍯 anon?

Yan!GoldenBoy HC’s

Yan!GoldenBoy x GN! Reader

Content warning - Yandere themes, obsession, murder, nsfw mentions, possessiveness, stalking, yan has mood swings, he’s a little bitch.

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Yan!GoldenBoy who was good looking. He could get anything he wanted with a hand through his hair and a flash of his charming pearly whites. He knew he was handsome, he knew people trusted him, he knew all this and he knew it would only make it easier to get you.

Yan!GoldenBoy Who has been obsessed with you for months! He was playing basketball for his school when he saw you for the first time. You were just sitting on the benches, none of that cringe ‘they were reading a book instead of paying attention.’ you were simply watching the game but you looked so radiant while doing it, he couldn’t help but rush over when the game finished.

Yan!GoldenBoy Who tripped over his own feet to chase you down near the exit, he put an arm around your shoulders and flashed that charming smile. He talked to you for a few minutes, making sure to totally not brag about the fact he was the captain of the basketball team, he was really humble you know?

Yan!GoldenBoy Who offered you a car ride home with those gorgeous honey coloured eyes yet was completely shocked when you said no. You said…no? What the fuck does no mean? Who the fuck do you think you are?! You’re lucky he doesn’t fucking kill you!

Yan!GoldenBoy Who just gives you a sweet smile and insists only to clench his jaw when you refuse again. God you’re making this so fucking hard, you’re gorgeous, you’re everything, which means you’re meant to be his for fucks sake.

Yan!GoldenBoy Who vows he’ll never leave you alone. You’re destined to be his, you’re perfect, he’s perfect, so you have to be together, you’re soulmates! He uses a few favours to find out everything about you. Your address, who your family is, where you work, your favourite brand, what your favourite scent is, your zodiac sign, blood type, what hospital you were born at, what cemetery you might want to get buried at. You know, the usual stuff.

Yan!GoldenBoy Who is practically drooling as he jerks himself off to your underwear which he had…borrowed…from your house on his last so called visit. He had cum so much he was having dry orgasms babe! Why do you still not want him?! He could be so good for you!

Yan!GoldenBoy Who sits in his nice car with a pair of binoculars to make sure nothing strange is happening in your room. He’s just keeping you safe, what if someone comes around and tries to steal you?! Don’t worry, your boyfriend is here for you, he’ll protect you. Your boyfriend…god just the idea of being your boyfriend makes him hard all over again.

Yan!GoldenBoy Who doesn’t care if he has to beat the shit out of some people. Your classmate was found with a ripped open chest and a missing heart? That’s terrible babe, but he can be your lab partner now! That one annoying bitch in your class had a bullet between her eyes and her heart missing just like your classmate? How tragic! Don’t worry, you’re safe with him.

Yan!GoldenBoy Who delivers special presents to your door every time a little rat decides to try and ruin his plans. Maybe if he gifts you the hearts from his victims, you’ll let him into yours <3

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junglemindless · 11 months

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okay, so. i have loved pjo since i was 12 and this can definitely be explained also by the fact percy is so freaking hot. this days i was thinking about our boy and just have to share some of the stuff i thought about him in all this years. here we go with some headcanons of bf percy and percy in general;;

• i have a thing for silver chain necklaces. you know, one of this things every hot guy has? yeah. percy does wears one. his mother give it to him probably. and he never takes it off. it reflects the sun when he's surfing, stands out on his tanned skin, touches your face when he's on top of you kissing you or whatever else

• percy IS an nba obsessed. he will invite you to watch the games with him and will give you his personal opinion about the players, the moves, even the uniforms if you want to know.

• he secretly is zodiac guy. like, in front of his friends or any public conversation he will deny it. but if you're into it, and just says something like "our zodiact signs are compatible!" he'll be happy about it and feel like he's part of something magical, you know? like he's known all along that you're supposed to be together.

• talking about interests: he definitely will listen with heart eyes whatever you talk about. books? shows? basketball or another sport? celebrities drama? taylor swift folklore's love triangle? he's here for it. laying on his bed with you sitting by his side telling him about it, and he's just staring at your beautiful eyes and playing with your hair

• he also love movies. he has an letterboxd account which he is religiously active on. also, he give extra stars to the movies you watch togheter just because he is on a good mood.

• btw, when he's calling you to watch a movie, it is to watch a movie. boy take the movies thing really serious.

• he will be watching barbie AND oppenheimer. and he will take you to both.

• percy can't sleep without being tangled with you. he's an huge touchy guy, bear hugs, forehead kisses, hands on your waist, head laying down on your chest. he just loves the feeling of your body with him

• bro is an biology princess. is the only thing he really found interesting. he loves nature, the sea, the animals.... everybody knows he's going to do marine biology. he's not an working-on-office-all-day type of person so 99% of chance of him working saving marine animals on an research group.

• his instagram profile would totally be about animals he saved. him just doing ✌️🤘👉👍with some type of turtle or an aquarium of clown fishes

• you gave him different marine stuffed animals and he keeps it on his shelf, right on the side of a picture of you and him on a beach day.

• as soon as he gets money, he will take you to a summer on greece.

• he is so fucking loyal. he CAN'T like anyone else. he just thinks about you. in a way that is almoust obsessive.

• also, kind jealous. okay, im trying to be nice with him, he's very very jealousy guy. not because he doesn't trust you or your love for him, but because he doesn't trust other people. at least, thats what he says everytime he sees this one friend of yours

• percy is a tattoo guy. he will have symbols, greek words, abstract stuff, strong animals.... and your initials on his chest once he knows for sure you're here to stay.

• i saw that jeremy allen white keeps a letter of his wife with him to read when he's missing home and i just can't get it out of my mind. percy will totaly take a small peace of paper with something you wrote to him when he's traveling to research or smth and read it before going to sleep 😫😫😫

humm alright. i think that's it for today. i love percy he's so fucking sweet. also, english is not my first language and i had never write for tumblr before soooooo sorry for anything.

hope you enjoyed and stuff 💪

HEY! we have a part. 2 :)

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson x y/n #percy jackson smut #percy jackson headcanon #percy jackson imagine #percy jackson au #percy jackson fluff #percy jackson boyfriend

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elbiotipo · 3 months

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One thing that (equivalente inglés de "me rompe las pelotas" no tengo ganas de traducir) me about modern astrologers is that it doesn't involve actual astral bodies anymore. Oooh, you made me a natal chart by reading a book or some website and gave me a personality test, who cares. Now, if you actually came to me and told me "I was watching the sky all night and I noticed a meteor passed by your sign" I might pay more attention to you.

Or maybe incorporate some of the new constellations here in the Southern Hemisphere. Who cares about Taurus or Aquarius, always with the Northern hemisphere, I want to see what Microscopium or Horologium means for my future (real constellations BTW). I haven't seen any astrologers talk about any constellations or celestial bodies besides the Zodiac and the solar system. I'm not sure if some of them even KNOW the Zodiac are actual stars that you can go outside and look. Come on, tell me what the Messier Catalog means for my love life.

Did you notice that the Tres Marías (Orion Belt) was up in the sky when Argentina won its third world cup? That's REAL astrology for me.

#cosas mias #remember: I wanted to be an astronomer as a kid so I dislike astrology in principle

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milkzoro · 7 months

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which of my fav op men i’d give to each zodiac sign 🫀

cancer

gymbro!zoro - yall need someone who will baby you & fuck u good!!!

aquarius

insane!law - u get a man who will cut u up & play with your organs. u love it, i know

virgo

kaku! - he’s so unserious but ur so obsessed with it & you like a man with a big nose

pisces

boyfriend!sanji - ohhhh my i daydream about him, bby boy will make u all the best comfort meals n be sooo in luv with u

gemini

fuckboy!ace - i know this version of him puts you in the ward,,, you’re feral & climbing up the walls for him

aries

big dick!sanji - he’s got all the stamina in the world & a monster cock, what else do you need? stroke game unmatched btw

taurus

zombie!luffy - ur dumb enough to fuck a zombie,,,,,,, it’s okay tho u like keeping him in chains (kinky mf)

capricorn

himbo!zoro - (one of my personal favs) he lives to serve y/n. will do anything & everything for u. his brain only has 3 thoughts. strong. swords. y/n.

sagittarius

emotionally unavailable!zoro - u got the ‘i can fix him’ mentality, srry babe it’s not gonna work out

scorpio

manipulator!sanji - he’s gonna get in your head & never escape! gives good dick tho (and mouth)

leo

alabasta!ace- do i even need to say anything. mans is serving cunt in alabasta, his best era imo he’s yummy

libra

dilf!rayleigh - he’s sexy & ur sexy so it makes sense, fuck rayleigh is so hot mmmgffhdhdff mfmmmmm mm

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medusa12346 · 2 years

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Astrology observations: Looks

(This post can be applied to any placement of yours, not only rising. It is possible that it will apply more with rising and inner planets.

💅🏻Fixed risings want to be looking mature/look mature, as they're EARTH signs, they want to look grounded, mature and dependable. 💅🏻Pisces are familiar-I feel like because they're the oldest sign or the end, they look familiar to zodiacs.

💅🏻Capricorn placements have a thing with noses, something stands out about them, some examples of them are Rebal D (iykyk, btw it's not bad-i just meant he has a unique one) and Taehyung from BTS.

💅Leo ascendants are literally so confident, I think that's what makes them so pretty but also their features, literally gods and goddesses. Their hair is great, yes but people don't talk about their posture? Like their body or posture is so graceful.

💅🏻Taurus risings seem to get glasses at a young age? I've met quite a few.

💅🏻Earth risings have plump lips! Like they're so beautiful and pretty, I think they love them too and are very invested in them.

💅🏻Not only Scorpio but Aries have also gone through an emo phase

💅🏻Leo risings have SHORT noses, not about the bridge but they have very short noses

💅🏻Hard jaws: Virgo, Cap, Taurus, Aries, Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius

💅🏻Soft jaw: Libra, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo

💅🏻!I've said this before! But, fixed risings seem to vary so much in styles which is ironic.

💅🏻I've noticed that Sag's are tall, but they have their growth spurt later than other people like they can lag behind a bit during their younger teen phase

💅🏻For Aquarius, they can look a bit uninviting when met for first time but like if you see them after a few months you'll just be so encaptured-

💅🏻For Gemini, they look sooooo sneaky istg like they're about to burn your house down.

💅🏻When older, Capricorn placements love to have beards if possible. They like to look older than they are LMAO

💅🏻Earth and water risings tend to be short while Air and Fire just-SO TALL?

💅🏻Pisces and libra are so obsessed with their eyelashes? Not only their eyes but their eyelashes are so pretty and long too, and they absolutely adore that!

💅🏻Curly hair or wavy hair is very prominent in Aquarius!

💅🏻If you have sun/leo influence you might be born with hair already!

💅🏻Taurus's usually end up being plump and cute and hourglass!

💅🏻THIS IS PROOF all of my taurus friends (any major placements) have wide shoulders

💅🏻Pisces + cancer, libra, aries, 5h can get feet injuries if not careful!

💅🏻Major Capricorn+ Cancer+Libra influence in a person=Anime man vibes

💅🏻Major Cancer+Pisces+Libra=Anime woman vibes

💅🏻Virgo's ARE petite!

💅🏻Cancers, 4th house, Leo, 5th house, Aries influences can mean baby fat lasts for a while! You all are cute.

💅🏻Aquarius influence seem to have short, pointy noses!

💅🏻My leo rising friend loves taking sunkissed photos. Is that common?

💅🏻As a taurus rising I think we have big, rounded yet winged eyes.

↳ ❝ [] ¡! ❞Some celebrity notes

💅🏻yall have you seen selena gomez? HER FACE IS SO SOFT AND SHES A CANCER OMG

💅🏻Britney Spears looks exactly as i'd imagine a Scorpio or Aries to be like.

💅🏻Its not even questionable how Bella hadid is a libra rising, nor beyonce being leo.

💅🏻Bro Timothee Chalamet looks so much like a capricorn-Scorpio duo.

✰This is an old post, from an old account. It is mine.

Copyrighted to @amoretarot

#astrology #astrology observations #astro notes #astrology notes #astro observations #astrologyy #astrooooo #astro notesss

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softie-rain · 2 months

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I just wanted to let tumblr know my personal Sejanus headcanon about his birthday which (selfishly tbh cause it's same as mine) it's October 20th! But I do have proofs to backup my headcanon.

First off, it is canon that Sejanus was born in late October. We know this because when Snow visits (and kills) Dean Highbottom he mentions that on that day it would have been Sejanus' 19th Birthday, and that in the box he has gifts for his parents. It can not be immediately after he comes back to the Capitol because:

a) His hair grew back;

b) In the final scene it's snowing, and Coriolanus stays in District 12 during July/August, so some time must have passed;

Besides, this is also confirmed by Sejanus' wiki page:

Having said this, it could mean that Sejanus is either a libra or a scorpio. Now I'm no expert and you can believe in zodiac signs or not, but I've done a small brief research, and Sejanus does not fit any of the Scorpio traits (if not just very few), which actually relates very well with Coriolanus.

On the other hand Sejanus seems to have much more in common with libras, with characteristics such as being idealistic and having a sense of fairness, to mention the more prominent two (though one would need to do a real full on character's study here).

So when it comes to the specific date, considering wiki page and that libra season ends on October 22nd, his birthday must have been between October 16th and the 22nd. I've decided to go with the 20th just because it's my birthday, and Sejanus means a lot to me, so that is my personal headcanon. But don't come at me if you don't agree with it lol

I'd also like to know your opinions, if you have different views on the matter :) [this is what happens when I get extremely attached to a character btw I do unnecessary studies about him that no one cares about]

#sejanus plinth #josh andres rivera #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #the hunger games the ballad of songbirds & snakes #tbosas

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moonchild033 · 4 months

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Hey, Hun! I would like to see posts on your opinion on D-1 & D-9 chart. Differences between both charts yet how, they're related. Thank you. 😊🙏

Hey dear! ❤💫

I would randomly share what I know about D1 and D9 here:

D1/rasi chart is used for all kinds of general interpretations and D9 is a part of D1 that is specifically used to make interpretations on the person's marriage life and prosperity. D9 is a rather deeper insight about a person and their transformation in life than being just a tool in marriage matching.

D9 is said to be more prominent in the later stages of an individual or the second part of their life which basically matches with the universal marriage age group. It's because D1 is the reality we live in, D9 is our actual inner being, more like a subconscious mind. We mature and unleash our inner self when we grow older, we tend to try fitting in when we are younger.

We wouldn't be able to differentiate between what we think we want vs what we actually want, what we think we are vs what we actually are, these are the differences between D1 and D9. We explore ourselves and find that the only way out is IN. That's why D9 is said to be activated in the second part of a person's life.

(This is my perspective and NOT an actual thing from any books I know of, so you can ignore this thought if it doesn't resonate with you)

Coming to ACTUAL astrology part of D9, few points to note:

D9 is majorily used to find out the actual strength of the planets in D1 chart. If some planet is strong in D1 but becomes weak in D9, the favorable results cannot take place. Also, drishti or planetary aspects DOES NOT apply to D9 or any other divisional charts. Planetary aspects are only for D1 charts. D9 should be read along with D1, it should NOT be considered as an individual chart to make predictions. Any predictions you pick up from D1, the accuracy of that is dependent on the analysis of same placement in D9 chart.There are two important terms to remember when it comes to reading between D1 and D9 charts, to check the strength of planet-

1.Bhavottama- Planet in same HOUSE NUMBER in both D1 and D9. Ex: Sun in 5H in D1 and Sun in 5H in D9 regardless of any change of ascendants between the two charts.

2. Vargottama- Planet in same ZODIAC SIGN in both D1 and D9.

Vargottama is said to be more auspicious and stronger than bhavottama but if both are present, the individual will attain positive results of the planets in their planetary periods and during the second half of their life. Important point to note is that these two things must happen either in the Kendra (1,4,7,10) or Trikona (1,5,9) houses and preferably planets should not be present in enemy signs.

Btw thank you for asking this thought provoking question dear! 💕

Let's learn and grow together! 🤗💋

With Love-N ❤💫

#astro placements #astrology #birth chart #natal chart #blogs #astro observations #astro community #astro notes #d9 chart #navamsa #planets

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stripedwolf88 · 3 months

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This is for my followers and moots. Please tell me...

I included the dates for all my peeps that may not know their sign so please participate even if you're not interested in this sort of thing. I'm just curious and want to get an idea of the crowd I have acquired here!

(BTW I'm a Pisces for anyone who doesn't know. Which is probably minimal since I mention it pretty often lol.)

#my polls #zodiac signs

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draxua · 5 months

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Modern AU Mitsuri is a spiritual witchy girl who is into shit like zodiacs and crystals, btw.

Spiritual girl Mitsuri the type of girl who will ask you your zodiac sign the first time you guys meet and get all giddy and flushed if you're a sign she's compatible with.

Once you both get close enough and trust is there, she'll ask for your full birth info to read your whole chart just to absolutely adore how the signs are placed in your houses, getting all excited when she connects the dots of your personality and behaviours in the chart.

Spiritual girl Mitsuri the type of girl to give you crystals depending on situations. Always feeling anxious in public spaces? Here's an amethyst.

Low in self-esteem and a bad self-concept? Take a heart-shaped rose quartz to keep on you.

What's this? You're worried about your exams because you can't focus and didn't study all that well? Take her clear quartz, baby.

Spiritual girl Mitsuri the type of girl who would make you a portable protection spell jar to keep in your car whilst you're driving to make sure you stay safe on the road. She makes you a fresh batch bi monthly to be sure.

Every full moon you help Mitsuri out with her full moon house cleansing, it's a refreshing activity to do together. If you live together, rest assured by the end the night, your shared room will be smelling like burnt sage for protection, cinnamon from the cinnamon product she blowed at the front of your door for abundance and lavender for peace.

Spiritual girl Mitsuri the type of girl who would get you both naked to do some body confidence meditation and affirmations infront of the mirror. At first it's really embarrassing, her face gets all flushed at the view of your body she can't help but think you look so cute and pretty with the way your plush thighs squeeze against each other, the look of you trying to cover up your breast as you shy away is so adorable!

She'd do this as you're in your most natural state, your natural afro out fresh out of braids with no makeup or flashy jewellery, so God's the way the sun lights shines into the mirror and reflects onto your brown skin making you shine makes her feel like she's in the presence of a Goddess.

She'd hold yours hands, both of you sitting down on your knees infront of the mirror getting you to do breathwork and say self affirming affirmations together.

"I am beautiful and confident" "I am perfect inside and out" "I deserve to be kind to myself" "I am worthy of respect and love" "I deserve to love myself"

8 times out of 10 it will end up in mirror sex, she says its good for manifesting so just go along with it.

Spiritual girl Mitsuri the type of girl who would come forward to you all confident with some sex positions she says help with manifesting and energy flow aswell as connection with eachother until she gets all shy and blabbery when you go ahead with her suggestion.

You once got shocked at how connected and free you felt when you did this one weird position with certain breath exercises she recommended. You felt like you were ascending to another dimension after that orgasm.

Spiritual girl Mitsuri the type of girl to comfort you when someone's been picking on you and giving you a hard time, she'll make you a transmutation ward that transforms negative energy from these assholes to luck and prosperity for you. The more they shit talk you the happier and richer you get <3

Spiritual girl Mitsuri, the type of girl to invite you to some of her covens game nights and full moon rituals. You would help her buy some herbs and candles prior to the gathering.

Spiritual girl, the type of girl who manifests having a dream about you because she misses you so much. She wants to be with you both day and night.

50/50 chane if it being a sex dream, she's happy with anything.

Spiritual girl Mitsuri the type of girl who feels weird about someone in your life and asks you to steer clear of them, when you ask her of her evidence she says her intuition and her tarot cards told her so.

𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐁𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 <3

#✮⋆˙willow writes #mitsuri x reader #Mitsuri x black reader #mitsuri kanroji #kny #kny x reader #kny x black reader #kny mitsuri #Mitsuri drabble #Mitsuri fic #Mitsuri x fem!reader #fem!reader #mitsuri kanjori #mitsuri kny

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aaron-m-geist-ff · 3 months

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hi! i'm here for the zodiac matchups ^^ sooooo i'm an aquarius and i use she/her. thank you for the event btw!!

Awesome! Thank you for the ask, I am excited to write this for a fellow air sign ;)

For anyone else reading this, you can send me an ask with your zodiac sign and I will assign you a JJK man with headcanons!

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You have…🥁🥁🥁

Satoru Gojo!

As an Aquarius, you have a lot of unique hobbies and interests. You also take pride in your own opinions and your ability to express yourself. Your intellect is very attractive to others. Perhaps that’s the reason why you seemed so appealing to Gojo.

Gojo is a very difficult man to win over. Sure, appearance is important. He loves an attractive woman. But he cares much more about what goes on in your pretty little head. He wants someone who is intelligent and well spoken.

Gojo could listen to you talk for hours. Just sit at a table in a café with you and discuss all of current your hyper-fixations. He never gets bored, his mind is constantly stimulated by yours. That’s how you end up getting the strongest sorcerer to fall for you.

Gojo would love that he can be goofy with you and make jokes without offending you. That’s also quite important to him. He would probably take you to the county fair and buy you cotton candy or ride the ferris wheel with you. Gojo loves the sound of your laugh and your witty comebacks.

As for NSFW? Gojo wants you to talk dirty to him. He loves it when you say naughty things which ends up making you all cute and shy ;)

He would focus a lot on your face during sex. He loves to watch your expressions and see how you react to certain touches. He also gets quite confident in bed. Gojo will manhandle you and put you in any position he wants

Read more Gojo here

#satoru gojo x you #satoru jjk #gojo satoru imagines #gojo satoru headcanons #gojo satoru x female reader #gojo satoru x reader

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yo my name is nyx, it's my birthday today (2/3). my birthdays have sucked SHIT the past few years for reasons that are depressing—

—cringe is also dead, i killed her myself, and i'm still grieving her loss. its been very hard for me—

—since i am the protagonist of Me and can do st abt this, this year i turn 31, and i will at some point turn 31.4, with all of this in mind, what do i want for my birthday? i'll tell you:

to talk about homestuck.

i'll do that, anyways, but you'd be doing me a gift by giving me a prompt to follow, and to feel slightly more validated in my inability to shut up about my hyperfixation.

so i'm asking YOU to talk about homestuck with me.

talk to me abt homestuck? ask me my headcanons. my thoughts. my relationship to the work. tell me yours. expect nothing that's profound, and plenty that's stupid.

i'm even turning anon on, for the first time in 6 fucking years. where making this happen.

this never expires btw. today is my birthday, but, for story purposes, let's say that it's still my birthday after it isn't, bc i will still want and, if i am honest, NEED you to talk to me about homestuck for years onward. i'm very metatextual like that.

i get the feeling it's going to be a long day.

>Nyx: Be the other guy.

You are now the other guy! What will you do?

>Web Tumblr User: Inbox Tumblr user souji-upseta?

>Mobile App Tumblr User: Do that, but hyperlink is unavailable?

=(n×∞)>

FOURTH WALL BREAK!

you are now nyx again, and i am now me, and i need to exposit some lore.

as in, some starting points to get u going, since "homestuck" is a very broad subject:

•i'm a massive massive slut for the epilogues and post canon content/hsbc. pesterquest is too good for this gay earth.

•dirk is my fav, ALL of the dirks, all of them, and it isn't even close. my fav relationship is the canon platonic/familial one between dirk and dave. i fucking love the striders. dave is my 1.5th fav.

•im more invested in dave's relationship to corndogs (and corn dogs) than you even know.

•mspa reader is my second fav after the striders, bc they are a good thembo friendsimp and also bc they are me and they are You. i might be biased. i love You. i love me. i love us. we're fucking gr8.

•im pretty canon-compliant, so my fav ship is dirkjake as exes (for now), and my fav ship as not-exes is panquadrant (canon) davekat.

i'm also really fascinated by rosemary and would welcome more opportunities to learn abt and talk about them but if homestuck makes a statement about anything it's to let the women and the sapphic characters tell their story (thats a joke, talk to me abt them too)

•june eg(g)bert real.

•i'm fascinated by classpects and the applications of paradox space's classpecting and extended zodiac system when applied to real life, since our only experience of those fictional systems is in linear dimensions of spacetime, and our only experience of astrology is as a species that in-universe cannot experience the sign caste system the same way the fictional aliens that created our species in their own image do. skaia knows, but we sure as fuck don't.

•i'm a former prince of heart (2012-2020) and a current knight of space, and my aspect is light. that is a thing that actually makes perfect sense for the reasons i just said.

don't ask me about vriska serket or (vriska) serket. not bc i'm not willing to discuss dark or problematic characters (hello, lanque bombyx) but bc:

for one, she can speak for her damn self, and has, tyvm.

for two, talking at length about a problematic character in any positive capacity marks you as an enemy of the state if that character is a woman, and being an enemy of the state is way too much fucking pressure for me for reasons i already explained as soon as i told you i'm a knignt of space. i wouldnt make a very good enemy of the state. it'd be an unhealthy blackrom relationship to the detriment of us all.

for three, i can just give you all my opinions/headcanons on vriska that matter:

•JOHN HUGGING VRISKA IN HSBC YESSSSSSSSSS

•she's greasy and gross and unkept af but not unclean or unsanitary, like, she bathes, she smells fine, she changes her clothes, but she's got the troll crust punk aesthetic absolutely on LOCK. she doesn't comb her hair.

•it would have been funny if she did even more bad things

•aradia did nothing wrong. vriska did but the meme is funny even if someone needs to take that meme out back and shoot it for the good of humanity.

•she should beat up ultimate dirk, and my reasoning for that is bc that would, also, be really fucking funny if she did

•john has both punched her in the face and hugged her, and now that john has punched aranea in the face, all that's left is for june—i assume she will have come out of her egg(bert) by then—to hug aranea and complete the circle of stupidity.

•she is trans yeah but she doesn't wanna get into it, she doesn't have to, and neither do i.

•vrisrezi most important relationship in homestuck.

there. you already got me to talk about vriska at length, and you didn't have to try. moot issue.

#homestuck #dirk strider #dave strider #june egbert #vriska serket #dirkjake #davekat #strider bros #homestuck epilogues #homestuck post canon #homestuck meta #homestuck shitpost

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Jupiter in Gemini: What YOU Need to Know

What: Jupiter in Gemini

When: May 25, 2024 - June 9, 2025

Takeaway: With the planet of plenty in the curious and communicative air sign, luck and change are in store for your writing, learning, and big picture goals.

Who’s Impacted: EVERYONE, but air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces) will feel the effects more strongly.

It happens every 12 or so years that the universe says, “Hey, you know what I haven’t done in a while? Brought Jupiter and Gemini together.” Well guess what? IT HAS. That’s right, luck is in the air—literally. Luck and prosperity planet Jupiter has entered airy Gemini, breathing new life into your big picture aspirations and experiences from now (May 25) thru June 9, 2025! This is a big shift, marking the next phase of Jupiter’s cycle through the zodiac.

Jupiter in Taurus saw you planting seeds for long-term growth and success by pulling up your sleeves and putting in the work. Slowly. Surely. Methodically. It was a deliberate—and dare I say sedated—transit. But with Jupiter entering Gemini, the pace of life—the rate at which you seek out and take in information—and the maturation of your seedlings, are about to gain major speed. Now, if you’re new to astrology (heck, even if you’ve loved it for a while), you might not have formally met Jupiter. So, let me introduce you.

Jupiter Meaning in Astrology

Astrological Jupiter is the planet of optimism, expansion and luck. The gas giant’s pro-growth energy helps you put yourself out there and broaden your minds (via religious experiences, traveling to new places, going to college, or visiting an art museum), all the while encouraging you to make leaps of faith and take big risks. Benefic Jupiter also attracts people and opportunities that can help you make headway in your life and manifest major abundance.

Btw, the term benefic refers to planets that are traditionally considered to bring positive, favorable, and beneficial influences. The term comes from the Latin word beneficus, which means generous or kind. Venus and Jupiter are the two benefics of astrology, and they have a positive reputation of bringing generosity, sweetness, and blessings without much effort on your part. Jupiter is known as the Great Benefic, and is associated with growth, expansion, prosperity, good fortune, and optimism. It is a planet that brings opportunities and blessings that help you grow, expand, gain wisdom and experience.

So, what does it mean to have this Great Benefic in Gemini? Well, in order to understand that, we must first understand Gemini.

Gemini Meaning in Astrology

Mutable air sign Gemini is THE sign of pollination. Of disbursement. Of connection, communication, and commotion. Traditionally represented by the Twins, Gemini is actually more like a butterfly, bumblebee, or dandelion seed (and sometimes like a gnat): Gemini flies around from flower to flower, picking things up and putting things down, before moving on and blowing in the wind. Gemini never stays static for long, because a lack of movement and a lack of mental stimulation = boredom. And Gemini can never, ever be bored.

Ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication (learning, writing, speaking, texting) Gemini is widely known as a chatty sign. But it is also a highly active, imaginative, clever, witty, changeable, and fickle zodiac sign. Butterfly-like, Gemini is made to move, explore, take things in, flit from flower to flower, rinse and repeat. And that’s all thanks to its mutable mode.

In astrology, mutability refers to the energetic temperament of ⅓ of the zodiac. Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces) are literally made to spread things around. They’re meant to move and disperse what the fixed signs consolidate. Since Gemini is a mutable air sign, and air is the element of the mind, Gemini’s astro-M.O. is to collect, connect, and disperse information. THIS is why Gemini talks, reads, writes, and studies so much. Often at the same time.

Jupiter in Gemini Meaning in Astrology

Though widely (and sometimes inaccurately) connected to windfalls of massive abundance and prosperity, Jupiter transits also (and more often) send you on a quest for meaning. And during these quests, you (hopefully) grow! You gain wisdom and knowledge by exposing yourself to new experiences, new people, and sometimes new cultures. THIS is what Jupiter is really about: growth through experience, then sharing what you learn and gain with others.

In Gemini, Jupiter’s experiences have a LOT to do with curiosity, connection, networking, learning, and communication—this includes communication in all its forms, from writing & speaking, to the media, social media, publishing, and even podcasts. Both Gemini & Jupiter have an unquenchable thirst for learning. The difference, however, is that curious Gemini seeks information. Wise Jupiter seeks knowledge. Mental expansion, sharing what they learn and know, and playfulness, are what these two have in common.

So, learning new things, taking in new information, getting curious about the world around you, connecting with new networks, and sharing your ideas and information with the world is what you want to focus on during Jupiter in Gemini. Why? Because Gemini is actually the sign of broadcasting and promotion. The sign is particularly adept at selling things, spreading the word, and dispersing information. In the planet of expansion and extended reach, whatever you put out into the world during this time could have massive reach and gain MAJOR popularity.

Curious about the magic of Jupiter in Gemini? Dive into my novel, Jupiter Returns. Follow the journey of an aspiring astrologer determined to make it big during her “lucky” Jupiter Return in Gemini. Packed with astrology insights, humor, romance, and fierce competition, this story will captivate your imagination. Want a sneak peek? Discover more about the novel on my website, and read the thrilling first chapter here.

Get the FULL SCOOP on 2024 Jupiter in Gemini (including Horoscopes) on The Cosmic Almanac, here:

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