Thinking about Halsin holding a shorter Tav’s hips up to match his so he can pound the fuck out of them from behind and they can’t even reach the floor, all they can do is hold onto him or anything nearby (if there even is anything close enough) for dear life
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Cosmos definitely gets hit by asteroids sometimes (my favorite headacanon as a cosmos kin tbh)
Anyway, cosmos probably babysit the cassettes sometimes and has to hide from the autobots while doing it and ironhide found cosmos and the casseticons once cause they needed cosmos for something
AAAHHF I WAS TALKING TO MOOT ABOUT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS YESTERDAY
ABSOLUTELY EHE Cosmos is a clumsy bastard and while he bumbles through space he totally gets hit by smaller asteroids and meteoroids on the regular. He’s all dinged up and when he gets hit he just kinda shakes it off afterwords like he didn’t just get mashed by a 40 ton piece of space rock. He walks it off like a champ.
ANYWAYS I love how this sort of reads like G1 so you bet your ass I’m gonna make this G1-esque, no continuity is safe from coswave.
When cosmos ‘babysits’ the cassettes it’s not really cosmos taking care of them it’s more like “hey will you make sure my cassettes don’t set anything on fire? thank you” and then five minutes later the building is on fire and cosmos is sweating hard. Cosmos keeps track of the cassettes in the words lamest hangout sesh when Megatron gets in one of his moods and Soundwave deems the base unsafe for the cassettes.
Cue the cassettes going to find Cosmos to hang out with until Soundwave gives the ok to come back home. They find him, but unfortunately they also find that he is not alone and he’s doing a job with the other autobots, So now they’re all doing a horrible job at trying to subtly get cosmos’ attention while cosmos is desperately trying to get them to shut up and hide before his teammates see them. He can’t risk anyone finding out that he’s canoodling with the enemy!
Eventually cosmos breaks away long enough to grab the cassettes and ask them what the hell their problem is (frenzy calls him a stupid idiot for not noticing them hiding behind the rock sooner and ravage refuses to get down from the tree she’s decided to lounge in), they give a half baked explanation as to what is going on, and now cosmos has to figure out how to keep the cassettes from wandering away from him while also staying focused on his autobot tasks. Ironhide definitely knows something is amiss and has a hunch it might have something to do with Cosmos’ odder than usual behavior and the bush that keeps moving behind him.
AUHF THANK YOU FOR THE ASK this one made me giggle a bit bc the cassettes are absolute hellions and cosmos is over here fighting for his life. He’s got 5 grown mechs half his size trying to topple him over for fun, his ass is NOT winning this battle.
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If childe shows up in Fontaine i hope its for the sole purpose of getting his ass kicked by skirk. Absolutely nothing else substantial happens, just him getting his shit rocked by his gaslight gatekeep girlboss mentor
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I've recently gotten into making cookie run edits to feed twitter
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okay so i've just finished watching the tgwdlm digital ticket recording, and holy shiiiiiit has it made me realize just how crazy awesome the proshots are.
like the fact that starkid goes through the effort to stitch together multiple recordings, record separate, close-up performances with added effects, makes sure the sound is mixed well -- that's a whole extra ton of work. and it's literally FREE???
like the digital ticket recording is already better quality than most bootlegs! it's got the advantage of not being recorded surreptitiously, though there's still some audio issues and whatnot. They could've easily made it the free version, or just said fuck it and not bothered with the proshot. but they did, and it makes watching the show so much more enjoyable, and it's awesome. they're literally so based
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hello please send me the leaked copy of hofas I’m begging u (don’t want to give a z!o my $$ but still want to read this book)
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Look I can see all the arguments for Chat Blanc and Party Crasher, both very slay-y villains, but Riposte has a sword for an arm. She can slaw people just by accident. Most slayest akuma ever. Slaying people left and right if it weren't for the TV rating. Probably some maiming too.
You’re absolutely right
Having a sword for an arm is absolutely very slay of her
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I... finished my last final of the semester (it went well, btw, bc this post is about to take a sharp left turn that has nothing to do with finals) and then went back for a nap bc body was like 6am!!! 6am is a good time to be awake today! (Incorrect answer).
And all I vaguely recall from that time is like... dreaming??? Plotting???? Something I can only really describe as if you took Imperial Agents and put them in a movie that is essentially the lovechild of Top Gun: Maverick (Leave me be, I just watched it last week and apparently I Really Enjoyed It) and... I dunno, heist movie of your choice????
So, that’s how my week’s going, in case anyone was curious. Something something let’s get down to business and ruin the Sith Order!!!!!! Confetti guns. I think agents deserve a little heist against the Sith Order. As a treat.
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