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wri0thesley · 3 days
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we are picking up our maid of honour from the airport tomorrow and then we have like a week of nonsense planned so if i don’t log on until next wednesday i love you all! if any of you spoil arlecchino’s story quest for me it’s on sight!!!
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mycenaae · 26 days
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love that tommy is also not exempt from 118 collective family insanity about each other. the gang went to him like hey bobby's ship is missing and hen's gone awol and he was like on it boss let's get ourselves a chopper and lie to everyone about why. no problem
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natypinkns · 9 months
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did you know: they are canonically brazilian. source: trust me
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bitalis · 5 months
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begging people to use headphones on public transportation please it’s rule number one
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natacular · 26 days
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beach episode marito :>
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aroadamparrish · 3 months
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mb to its humans: listen, i know what i’m doing. getting people out of dangerous situations is my job.
mb to its humans, after it’s left: so i was way out of my depth. i was not designed for situations like this, but at least i’m smarter than humans. my extensive media knowledge would just have to substitute actual training and experience. i hoped my humans don’t notice.
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beeprich · 1 month
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just know if IT 2017 and 2019 ever stops being available on streaming services I can recreate both films from memory in a one woman show I will perform for my it-uals for free
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suenitos · 4 months
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C ! D ! N ! F ! K ! I ! S ! S !
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destroy everything you touch
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friends in the dark
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REQUEST: Hiya!! I saw you were looking for brienne prompts?if you're still open I'd love to see something where breinne for some reason has to go to a bar or brothel and the reader works there and is flirting with her and gives brienne gay panic!
Wordcount: 3719 words
[Instead of steamy, this whole thing turned into fluff. I couldn't help it. ;-; Brienne deserves so much love. I was writing it in a way that showed that her trust might've been affected after Jaime left her so yeahh. Reader is just delicate with her :) ]
"Tonight is going to be a night of fun and free of responsibility!"
Having convinced the Small Council, Lord Bronn shepherded the little group into what appeared to be a regular building not too far from the castle. Had they not known King's Landing so well, they still would have guessed where the Master of Coin was leading them all for his nature was incredibly predictable. Lord Tyrion had no objections nor did Lord Davos who only wanted to escape the confinement of the castle. Podrick, somehow, got the chance to tag along as well. Grand maester Samwell had gone home without entertaining the thought and Ser Brienne wished she could have done the same.
Against her own will, she had been brought to a place of the night's entertainment and the sight of the scene before her was enough to make her skin crawl. Women and men alike strode past her with barely a shred of clothing on them. Even those lounging seemed perfectly comfortable in the absence of garments. It made her feel entirely overdressed in her uniform. Never had she imagined visiting a brothel, and now that she was here, she felt entirely exposed despite being the one in a fair amount of layers.
Lord Davos and Podrick had disappeared to fetch themselves a drink, much to her dismay. Left with Tyrion and Bronn, she could feel their cheeky little grins burning into the back of her skull. She refused to look at them to feed their amusement, but Bronn was already having a good laugh at her usual scowl.
"Enjoy, won't you?" he jested as he slung an arm over Brienne's shoulders. "I'm sure there'll be someone for you here. If you want one that looks like Jaime, I can get him. But if you fancy experimenting a little, you're at the right place."
Tyrion grimaced at the remark about his late brother and swatted at Bronn's side. "Be nice, Bronn. She won't go easy on you."
"While I appreciate your hospitality, I will be fine," Brienne muttered as she flicked the arm off her shoulders.
"Suit yourself. At least get yourself a drink. Wind down a bit," Bronn offered as he tossed her a coin. "First one's on me." With that, Bronn trotted off.
Tyrion rolled his eyes but offered Brienne a comforting smile. "You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. We just thought it would be nice for you to come out once in a while."
"I'll go get a drink. That's it."
"Be my guest. Don't feel like you have to stay either, okay? We know you can take care of yourself." Tyrion patted Brienne's arm then, with a hum, followed after Bronn through an archway to another room.
Left alone to her own devices, it was the perfect opportunity to leave. She had no desire or obligation to stay, unless Bronn caught her in the act, but she did not answer to him. The buzz of the brothel was livelier than she had seen in a while but it brought her some peace seeing that the people were happy. To some extent. It was nice basking in other people's thrills but she wanted no part in it. She turned on her heel and made her way to the door in a hurried stride, head bowed low to watch her steps than the scene around her.
"Leaving so soon?"
You saw her first when the Small Council came tottering in. They were not exactly the most subtle of people for everyone knew their faces but the one that stood out to you was the woman among them. The Lord Commander herself. It was astounding to you how a woman had managed to claim a seat among the council. A change in the system. A revelation.
She stopped in her stride to acknowledge you. You saw how her shoulders tensed up but after a quick look at you, she dropped them, releasing a slow breath. You were the only other person dressed in modest clothes. Something to look at rather than something to touch; a display. But Brienne did not know any better.
Shaking her head, Brienne stepped away from you. "I'm sorry but I'm not interested."
"But of course. Though, I'm sure a conversation wouldn't hurt."
"Wouldn't I be distracting you from your work?"
"The others are a bore," you scoffed. "I would much rather be in your company." You spoke with an air of fascination, the kind of glow you would not see in a worker who only desired to serve.
Brienne was uncertain but she was no fool. Years of experience taught her how to listen to the tells in people's voices when they were lying. She knew mockery like no other, in the face of it or concealed behind sweet nothings. It was too early to assume your intentions and there was nothing too strange just yet.
"Won't you consider... Podrick?" Brienne recommended. "Unless you've already had a go with him."
You threw your head back in laughter. "I've heard all about him. He's quite popular with the ladies, but no."
The laughter surprised her. Most well-groomed ladies would laugh into the back of her hand or let out a timed giggle. The way you had let the sound express itself in your physicality said more than enough about your character. You had nothing to hide.
She turned away from the door to face you properly once more. "Well, alright. I won't guarantee that I'm any fun to speak to."
"And yet I'm still here. You're not trying to chase me away, are you?" you teased.
"Oh, I don't mean to be rude."
"I was just joking! Come." You extended a hand to her. "Let us get some wine. Or do you prefer ale?"
"Ale will do just fine." She took your hand almost awkwardly but you were far too busy basking in your own delight.
"Because you are my guest, it's on the house~"
You sat her down on a plush couch, away from the other occupied ones where you could get your own privacy. Just before you joined her on the couch, you got someone to fetch the ale. While you draped yourself over the cushions, Brienne sat upright, hands planted firmly on her knees. What a sight she was. No other patron had ever swooned you the way she did and it was if you had forgotten how to breathe.
It took you a moment to recollect yourself from your rude staring, but Brienne had seen just how taken you were. It did nothing to ease her discomfort being in such a place but the somewhat civil exchange between the both of you was not at all unpleasant. She scooted a little closer to you.
"Forgive me for my silence. I did warn you that I'm not very interesting to speak with," she murmured under her breath. "I'm not sure what to do either."
"Speak whatever you wish. We can talk as regular folk do," you told her with a smile.
"But is there not a way for me to speak to you? As in- Well..." she fumbled with her words.
"I promise you, there is no catch. I speak to you as... An acquaintance. Consider me a friend." You rested a hand on her arm; something less intimate than resting it on her hand. "Don't think about my job. I'm not here for the sake of pleasure. I want to talk to you."
She could find no trick in your words. Even her suspicions were beginning to fade away of the possible fool you wanted to make out of her. You radiated comfort and it was all she wanted for the night while the rest of her companions were off in search of their own satisfaction. This was enough. When the ale came, she grabbed the mug and took a swig of it, a sigh following the large mouthful she had had. Swallow every other little insecurity that was nagging her at the back of her head, shut away the rest of the world and focus on who was in front of her, allow herself this bit of company without feeling guilty.
She had to admit, you were quite a beautiful person. She was as taken by you as you were of her but she did the better job of hiding it. The giveaway was the shine in her eyes when they found yours and they never seemed to break away from their gaze. She saw the ways your eyes smiled with the stretch of your lips, a pure glimmer in your own two irises. As you two sipped your ales, you would fill the silence with your giggling while Brienne stared.
If your beauty had not been the one to capture the Lord Commander, it might have been your tenderness. Anyone with a good heart could sway the knight, and receiving such treatment from someone who was beyond her league (or so she believed) was otherworldly.
Clearing her throat, she took another sip of ale and managed a small smile. "We could start by introducing ourselves..."
"I know who you are, Lord Commander," you purred as you inched closer to her.
"But I don't know who you are. It isn't very fair," she protested.
"You're right. It's only proper. But why should I give you my name if we will only meet tonight?" you asked, brows raised.
"I always remember a face and a name to it. I wish to remember the person who kept me company tonight while the rest of my companions left me on my own," she told you after a sip.
"What an honor! But it's no fun giving you the answers directly~"
"I'm not one for games."
"Will you wait then?"
"What for?"
"To see if I deserve to be remembered. We've only just started. We can deal with names later."
Without much of a thought, Brienne shrugged. "Sure. I will say this, my opinion will not change. I will get your name."
"I'm sure you will~"
"And what is that supposed to mean?" she challenged.
You leaned in close to her, smirking lips hovering mere inches away from hers. "Was that a challenge, my dear~?"
A sound alike a squeak rose from her throat but she remained where she was. Persistent. "Two can play this game." She inched away a little, unable to take the heat of the tension but the heat was coming from the red in her cheeks.
"I'm not one to back away from a challenge," you warned her with a grin.
"Good"- She was backed up into the side of the couch, your frame still looming over hers. How had you come so close? "I like a good challenger."
"Don't blame me when you're stuck with me for hours."
"I don't tire easily."
Oh, how it made you shiver.
But in the end, you two soon forgot the concept of time. Hours slipped from your fingertips, breezing away as you whisked Brienne away into deep conversation. During the late hours, more patrons came in but you two were too occupied to bother with the world around you. Whenever you could not hear one another, either of you would move a little closer and at this point, your knees were already touching. You thought you were imagining things but you could see Brienne's cheeks flushing red every time you listened to her speak. The most obvious reason would be the ale but she had stopped bringing the mug to her lips just a few hours ago. Being the weakest drink, there was no chance that the knight was already tipsy. The other reason was delusional. The adoration in her eyes. It was similar to what you have seen before from your patrons under the influence of alcohol and lust.
Those hungry wide eyed men. This adoration was gentler and Brienne was watching you as if you were a gem. When she knew you were listening and acknowledging her every word, she would look down at her lap before meeting your eyes again to continue her story. An easy tell, but you found it adorable. From the night alone, you learnt a number about Brienne, mostly of her soldier days while she learnt about your interests outside of your work. The burning question had been the path that led you to this place but you promised that it was a story for another time which she took willingly.
You shared a good laugh, shared tales you had never told your peers and best of all, you earned the trust of the Lord Commander. It was far too surreal.
However, all good things came to an end but in this case, there were other times to continue. Tyrion and the others stumbled in Brienne's direction to pick her up as the night aged, bugging her to hurry up but she barely budged. With courage, you took her hands from her knees and gave them a squeeze.
"Visit me soon, will you?"
"Not here," Brienne whispered. "Perhaps some place else."
"I'll be waiting~"
As she got up, her hands did not leave yours until they slipped out of your grasp but she did not leave just yet. She stopped the group for a brief second to ask you one important question.
"So, whose company did I have the pleasure of having?"
Smiling, you bowed playfully. "[Y/N], at your service."
For the first time, Brienne gave you a full smile. "It was an honor to have your company, [Y/N]."
"And yours too, Lord Commander."
You saw her off at the door with her companions and waved them goodbye. What a strangely wonderful day it was. Meeting the Lord Commander and the rest of the Small Council. There was truly nothing that could top this day. Once they were out of sight, you retreated to your quarters, more ecstatic than ever before.
Brienne kept her composure until she arrived back at the castle. She was grateful for the candlelit hallways as they did not reveal secrets as much as the Sun did. In plain sight, she did not have to hide the reddening in her cheeks or bother if anyone saw her clutching her chest, over her rapidly beating heart. She looked more disturbed that stricken in the dark. She had always been known to dwell in moments she should leave behind but it was the moment that clung on to her that she could not shake off.
Thank the Gods that Tyrion and the others had disappeared somewhere at the courtyard. She could not bear to tolerate their humiliation as the events of the night played through her head.
The touch of your hand on hers when she had reached out to grab the jug to refill your drinks, the genuine kindness you had given to her and not a single lie in your sweet words. The suggestiveness in the phrases you would slip her by; she caught each one of them. In all disregard to masculinity and femininity, on a rare occasion such as this, she felt like a person.
She knew she would never get another chance at feeling so alive again, but now she knew a name to the face she would seek for in the city. Perhaps next time she would dare to do more and take the step forward. Maybe she would be the one to make the first move. Gods, what was she to do? So helplessly attached already to anyone who cared to give her a chance.
She needed it all again, even if you were just a friend in the dark. She had to have you.
TEENIE BONUS:
Weeks went by but the Lord Commander was not a distant memory. Some part of you hoped to see her one day but you knew that the chances were slim. After getting to know her from that one night, it was obvious that she was not the sort of woman one would find lingering in a place like this. You often saw the King's Hand as well as a few others in the Small Council. They would approach you occasionally to tease you about having the honor of the Lord Commander's company but other than that, there came no regards from the lady.
That was until you received news of a letter waiting for you in your shared quarters. The other girls were herded at your bed, sat around the envelope where it rested on your pillow. Letters from secret and not-so-subtle admirers were not uncommon but there had never been excitement in the room like this. Most letters would be thrown away but you soon came to understand why the girls were eager to see who it was from.
A wax seal.
Only a noble would use anything so grand to seal a slip of paper. It was bold too for a noble to be in contact with such a lowly person, and to make it clear it had been from them. At least it kept the letter out of the bin or away from prying eyes.
Upon studying the seal, there was a sigil you did not recognize. A smaller house of moons and suns. A smart move. With a sigil or not, the girls' patience ran thin and they beckoned you to open the letter. You felt like one of those pretty young girls in frilly dresses at a fancy sleepover, huddled up with your friends in a nice plush bed to open a letter from your secret admirer. This may be the only time you ever felt so childish and giddy. Without a moment to spare, you popped the seal open carefully to avoid damaging the paper and unfolded the letter.
The girls began to cry out, a flurry of questions hurtling at you as you struggled to read what was written. Reading alone was a tricky task and the commotion was no help at all. It was a short letter, thankfully, and a clear observation that you had made was that this was no ordinary letter. It was an invitation.
"What does it say?!" you heard.
"Who's it from??"
"Do you know them?!"
You shook your head as you read it out to them. "It's uh- It's an invitation to the Summer's Ball. And it's addressed to me." You pointed to what had been an empty space where your name was written. "There is an address to a dressmaker and a set time to go there."
"That's tomorrow!" a girl in the far back squealed.
"You must go!" another of the girls cried out. "This is an opportunity you can't miss!"
"But I haven't got much money to pay for a nice dress," you muttered as you tossed the invite into your drawer.
"Maybe the person who sent you this will meet you at the dressmaker? Your partner-to-be for the ball," another girl swooned.
"I could always stop by and see what happens."
"Yes! Then, you'll come to us and tell us all about it."
"Now, don't get jealous when I've gone to the ball with many stories to tell." You flopped onto your back and waved the girls off, sending them scurrying back to their beds now that the whole ordeal was over.
"Well, it depends on who this secret person is~" you heard someone hum.
"I'm sure it'll be someone absolutely fucking gorgeous," you mused.
"In your dreams you will!" The girls all scoffed and laughed as they settled into their beds.
They continued to shriek and giggle through the night like children while you found yourself sleeping with surprising ease. It was a dreamless sleep, one of the most peaceful rests you have had in a long while. It was possible that it had something to do with the secret sender of this invitation for only one person came to mind. Or rather, a few. The Hand of the King, who you were already acquainted with, would be considerate enough to invite you as a friend to see a certain someone again, and Ser Bronn, on the other hand, would invite you to jab at the Lord Commander. The Lord Commander herself sending the invitation was more of wishful thinking.
You had not heard a word from her but you remembered her words. Not here. Perhaps some place else. Was this it? Away from this hellhole and in the castle? It was far too much like a fairytale to believe in, but you wanted to see where this would take it.
You were ready to be faced with a brutal trick as soon as you left to find the dressmaker's shop. After all, no one in their right mind would bring a whore to a ball. You still dressed up for appearances were a selling trade to lure people into the brothel, but you could not help but feel uncomfortable in the clothes you worse so often.
What made your skin crawl even more under the summer sun was the sight of the dressmaker's shop. You were ready for humiliation, for the girls to be there to laugh at you for falling for something so stupid. For being so naïve.
As you trudged towards the shop, a person by the window caught your eye. You stopped in your stride to stare just for a moment to see if you were simply daydreaming, but for once, your eyes were not deceiving you. Speaking to the dressmaker was the Lord Commander herself. Free of her armor, she donned a lovely blue with a sigil sewn to her top. A sigil of moons and suns. The same one on the letter. You felt your heart skip a beat when she noticed you from where you stood, a smile gracing her lips. Before you could walk any further, she was already out the door, coming to meet you.
"I didn't think we'd meet again," you said with a laugh.
She bowed her head in greeting, her smile growing in the slightest. "I said we would meet some place else. And here we are." In the daylight, Brienne was drinking in the sight of you, your true self outside the silks and false glamor. "It's um... It's good to see you again."
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samphoe-koski · 11 months
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day 69 of asking hoyoverse to release THE WHOLE FUCKING PICTURE GODDAMN
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starfighters · 2 years
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TALES OF THE JEDI (FALL 2022) FEATURING AHSOKA IN 3/6 EPS AND A SNIPS & SKYGUY REUNION OH MY GOD
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wri0thesley · 8 months
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need to be fucked by a big rough scarred knight who holds my face down into a pillow and coos and growls about how soft i am and calls me ‘my lady’ or other such titles whilst he treats me so filthily i forget all of my court manners
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mycenaae · 6 months
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[charles vane voice] fellas is it gay to live in an inland house in nassau
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whiimms · 1 year
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resisting the urge to cry, scream, and throw up as i wait in the car to do my driver’s test
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bitalis · 1 year
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genuinely it is much better to let yourself feel bad when things creative wise doesn’t do well and remind yourself that it’s okay to feel like this just don’t let it determine your value instead of allowing it to put you in some creative burnout hole
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natacular · 1 year
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who's the #1 pokemon rival?? of course it's this guy!!!!
(vote barry in the @pokemonrivalbracket!!! [link])
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