Things Wriothesley has canonically done (according to his voiceline leaks)
"escaped" from his foster home as a child (Fontaine has a bad track record with orphans)
Been homeless
Killed his foster parents (??) (apparently for good reason)
Picked a new name from an obituary (bonus points for knowing it would be hard to pronounce and going for it exactly for that reason & more dramatic reasons)
Spent almost half his life in prison
Finessed the prison trading system so hard that he became richer than all the other inmates combined
Wrote a book in prison about working out (it's very popular?? Okay, babe)
Successfully turned all the other inmates against the adminstration after the warden took all of Wriothesley's money
Beat the warden in an honourable duel (allowed by even the other guards), until the warden fled the prison
Did that on his final day, meaning there was no head administrator to sign Wriothesley's release forms
Walked into the warden's office, signed off his own release and immediately took over the job
(everyone just accepted this???? What kind of job market?????)
Made the prison so profitable that he was awarded the title of "Duke" by Neuvillette for his contributions to the economy
Hid his vision for his entire prison sentence, all the way to until becoming a duke
Is now just insanely rich. Joining the Ayato & Diluc club??
Went swimming in diluted primordial water (hun????? Go to the doctor????)
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neuvillette being terribly, astronomically, pathetically, embarrassingly, disgustingly down bad for furina is something i hold very dear to my heart
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one of the things i love about kaveh and alhaitham’s stories is that it’s all so mundane. there’s a lot of characters with fantastical origin stories and trauma from events we can hardly conceive of, like falling into the abyss for example. sounds like it sucks but i can’t really conceive of what that would be like! but kaveh and alhaitham’s stories are so grounded in reality, like kaveh having mixed feelings about his mother leaving and starting a new happy life in fontaine after he spent his childhood thinking it was his responsibility to make her happy and failing. like that’s just a very real thing that happens to real people, and it’s making me cry. kaveh and alhaitham are just two guys who met in college and are now working adults with average adult human problems. and i’m obsessed with them.
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bout to drop to my knees and show genshin a REAL impact
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Okay I read a bunch of the Wriothesley and Neuvillette leaks, I promise this won't be spoilery for the story, I just wanna pick out some of the cute/funny/interesting things I found
Okay. We all saw Neuvillette in the first trailers and were like "severe judge man". Then we met him and a lot of people swerved to "uwu soft baby". I'm here to tell you he has some pent up rage
Very very emotionally distant. Not perfect wording yet but it seems like he fakes a lot of his emotions since he can't express them
Realising I didn't start with the cute or funny stuff ':))
Wriothesley! And Neuvillette, actually. Wriothesley gave him an umbrella in the rain like they're from a goddamn k-drama
Neuvillette got Wriothesley his current position! This is despite Wrio having a bit of a,,,, ah, troubled past with the law
While Neuvillette is full of rage, Wrio is very chill - like he will fuck you up but only if you get on his bad side
Which brings me to: the girl dads are fathering. Neuvillette has this whole "if anyone hurts my sweet precious melusine daughters they will die by my hand" and Wrio has "yes my daughters bully me yes I'm okay with it"
(hoping people can adapt to new characterisation information because this is like the reverse of the vibe I've seen in fanon)
Wrio has zero hobbies and trust issues. Therapy needed.
Neuvillette also needs a therapist but they need to be of a higher calibre to deal with his issues
Wrio is so weirdly nice about everyone - even Furina he's like "oh she thinks I'm boring, I'll bring her tea maybe I can change her mind" anyway I'm giving him headpats rn
Neuvillette full on admitting that Wrio & Sigewinne have some sort of dad-daughter (maybe brother & sister?) thing going on. Adorable.
Neuvillette seriously needs a punching bag he has too much anger in his soft heart
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