#bluejay speaks

[jay-drinks-gasoline]

fuck it, if this post gets 200+ notes I’ll actually finish the technoblade cosplay

#bluejay speaks #bluejay rants

[waafulls]

I got possessed and made a SL!Lizzie and SL!Jimmy Poem

Do not look for me in the sky

For I am as free as a bird, but do not fly.

As an older sister, it is my purpose, my duty,

To keep you safe from the very things that haunt me.

You might be a canary, stuck in the mines,

But I am forever trapped in my mind.

You dance with joy, you sing with peace,

Knowing I was the one you made your curse cease.

They write poems for you, like I once did for a loved one,

But now I’m trapped in the void, all on my lonesome.

They reap the anger and sadness, from deep in my bones,

Leaving me bare, but happy, yet still alone.

Oh dear sister, though I sing,

I am not free, for clipped at the wing.

They show you gratitude and admire you,

Like how the universe does, too.

You are not alone, anymore, for the curse still reigns,

But at least now we’re stuck together in these dry planes.

The reds, they howl, with all of their might,

About to show the world how they’re willing to fight.

But for now, let's wander, back to a day,

Where we were swimming in the ocean, and laying by the bay.

Those days are long past us, I know this, I do,

But the memories are still fond, especially with you.

“I teased you,” I say, the void carrying the words,

“I know,” I respond, “but we are both birds.”

The canary in the coal mine, stuck down without breath,

The bluejay who flew, taking its protection and left.

We are the same, both birds of a feather,

And by spirit if not blood, we are siblings tethered together.

#waafulls speak #traffic smp #life series #trafficblr #ldshadowlady #jimmy solidarity #Poem #Idk man i got possessed #not mad abt it though #Also yes I do see Lizzie as a bluejay because they represent protection and Lizzie tried to protect Jim in Empires s1 lore #yuh #secret life smp #secret life #lizzie ldshadowlady

[ballad-of-the-eleventh]

I know a lot of people are annoyed at Scaramouche being playable as “Wanderer” but honestly I just think it’s funny. That is THE most transmasc ‘i-have-not-figured-out-a-name-for-myself-yet’ thing I have EVER heard

#throwback to the like year long period of time in which I told my friends ‘idk man just pick something you wanna call me’ #queer burnout LMFAO I didn’t even want to look I was just like man whatever u think the vibe is #so I had like five names simultaneously #he’s giving THAT #speaking of. if u saw me change my name from blue to fox four times over the past month. #no you fucking didn’t #scaramouche #genshin impact #bluejay sounds

[the-city-wont-change-us]

Guess who made another thing :3

(more pictures under cut, if anyone’s curious)

#i have been working on this for about a month and its finally done #saw a post on here for something similar and thought i'd make my own #it's specifically based on bluejay wings! as best i could match them anyways #but im proud of how it came out ngl :> #cypress speaks #cypress makes

[therealsirsticker]

*sees a cardinal* aww flapjack :-)

*sees TWO cardinals* awwww he has a friend!!! :-D!!!

#There’s a bunch of cardinals where I live #And bluejays #Just a nice little cute splash of feathery color! #Toh #flapjack #toh flapjack #the owl house #I speak

[kennabeth]

I'm so invested in the folcharts as a couple when resa's talking then mo immediately lies to and excludes her for no reason. she's the only reason your dumb ass is even alive and you haven't treated her like an adult and your partner in months fuck is wrong with you

and then he tells her he doesn't care if she goes back home without him lmfao men ain't shit

#inkdeath is so hard to read because I HATE watching resa become isolated #she doesnt want to ruin her marriage by confronting mo that she knows he's lying and murdering people #(babygirl YOU would not be the one ruining your marriage if he freaked out over that conversation but ppl dont make sense) #she cant confide in meggie bc she doesnt want meggie to know mo's out endangering himself and staining his soul red #plus she knows damn well meggie takes mo's side on EVERYTHING mo can do no wrong when asked to choose between her parents #again. no matter how deranged mo is acting #cant talk to roxane bc she feels insensitive bc at least she still has a husband even tho he sucks rn #the prince is busy and doing the same thing as mo #from her perspective inkdeath is lowkey the yellow wallpaper miss girl's just going fucking insane #and the two people she should trust the most are telling/would tell her she's absolutely right to think she's crazy #actually the more i think about this the more feral i get i want to talk about how mortola's always calling resa #a mute little bird or w/e #and not just in reference to actually being mute but in being stripped of her autonomy bc birds cant sign #birds that cant sing have no way of communicating with other birds heyre trapped in isolation #and her own fucking HUSBAND treats her like that! like she's inherently incapable of taking care of herself #or speaking for herself and her children and her marriage #and he finally vaguely concedes to let her at least take the kids out of Rape Is Legal World without a fight #but he's like 'we're over if you do lol' #i sound very mean to mo all the time i think but im SO fascinated by him #i love the negative character development that cant be completely attributed to the bluejay songs #but fuck he needs to get on his knees in front of resa and beg her forgiveness idcidc he didnt do one thing to deserve her in inkdeath #sorry this is incoherent it's 4am im in migraine hell #collapsed earlier today although i think that was less the migraine and more the lights were flickering #cant sleep havent eaten extremely nauseous but yk #inkheart derangement syndrome attacks me at all hours of the day #if you see me elaborate on these tags later in a better post without mentioning that im stealing from myself do NOT call me out #inkheart #says kenna #'i want this baby to grow up with a father' - 'and i want to kill people so looks like it's a tie' afhlfsjkkfds MORTIMER

[hollowedhusk]

#speaking of cats #heres a flat color drawing i made a bit ago #digital art #Jayfeather #warrior cats #i put the jay in jayfeather dangit #by that i mean i used a bluejay as a reference for his facial pattern #he is a grump but i remember him fondly

[agentgreenbean]

im a seahawks fan im a kraken fan. but if i got into baseball, would i be a mariners fan? much to think about

#green speaks #im probably a bluejays fan tbh. im too canadian

[oncegreatness]

[Tag dump for what I have so far.]

#I may be as pretty as an angel but I sure as hell ain't one - VISAGE #There's poison in your words - HEADCANONS #If love doth speak - MUSINGS #Bluejay - VIKTOR #Like a raging fire - AESTHETIC

[caramel-mousse]

Awww nooo I scared a bluejay that was sunbathing in the yard 😭 I thought it was dead/dying and I went to see if I needed to bury it but it just hopped up and flew away

#yadda yadda yadda #sorry little buddy!!@ #speaking of bluejays #they were fighting the cardinals in the backyard earlier and one swooped RIGHT by my head spooking the shit outta me

[jay-drinks-gasoline]

i need help

can someone help me find my gender plz

it's been missing since i first got interested in dsmp (roughly 8 months)

my friends are worried and my family doesn't know

plz i've been looking for it for the past month

help plz

#memes #humor #dsmp #bluejay speaks #funny content #lgbtq #prounouns

[bluebejay]

OMGGGGG

#live. bday contents. video of him speaking SPANISH. new en-o'clock and new pics bluejays we're winnning!!!!!!!!!

[technicolorxsn]

okay ngl I hate how this person does female voices

#listening to the dark somniums reading of left right game n ngl. this persons ass at making women sound like people #eve and lilith both sounded like shitty valley girls #bluejay sounded normal until she went mad and then she sounded well. like how marjory is sounding now #given the descriptions of how marjory is speaking this person is doing a shit job of acting her #ah well #ive come this far ig

[artemis-moon101]

Types of Avian

There are three types of avian

Lesser Avian - Don't have wings - Sometimes have feathers or bird legs, but not necessary - Can either have bird tails, or long tails with feathers on them, or no tail at all Common Avian - Always have wings, wings are often small, but can grow with age - Always have some sort of feathering and tail Greater Avian - Large wings, feathers, and tail - Can be born as Common, but grow into Greater with age - Can speak in Chirp (bird language) Examples in dsmp and qsmp

Lesser Avian - c!Tommy, no tail, no feathers. Chicken - q!Forever, no tail, feathers behind ears, on legs, arms, and sides. Duck - c!Wilbur, no tail, small bits of feathering across body. Eurasian Jay

Common Avian - q!Quackity, bird tail, small wings, feathers behind ears, and spread across body. Duck - c!Quackity, bird tail, small wings. Duck - q!Wilbur, long tail, medium wings. Bluejay - q!Baghera, bird tail, small wings, lots of feather across body, esp on arms, neck, and legs. Duck - q!Jaiden, bird tail, medium wings. Green-Cheeked conure

Greater Avian - c!Philza, bird tail, large wings, crow - q!Philza, bird tail, large wings, crow

#qsmp #dsmp #mcyt avian #tommyinnit #forever qsmp #wilbur soot #quackity #qsmp baghera #jaiden animations #philza #c!Tommy #q!Forever #q!Quackity #c!Quackity #q!Wilbur #q!Baghera #q!jaiden #c!philza #q!Philza #qsmp headcanons #dsmp headcanons

[bootleg-nessie]

Rating the Accuracy of Animal Names:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

Marine Iguana: 1/10. They don’t allow lizards in the military

Honey Badger: 1/10. It’s not even made out of honey

Horny toad: 0/10. First of all, this is a lizard. Second of all, I couldn’t find one that was willing to have sex with me so they must not actually be all that horny

Crabeater seal: 1/10. They don’t even eat crabs. Felt uncomfortable asking about the other kind but I’d guess probably not those either

Comb jellyfish: 4/10. Doesn’t even have hair

Hammerhead shark: 10/10. Stop killing hammerhead sharks to make hammers

Paper nautilus: 1/10. Paper would get too soggy

Red Panda: 2/10. Not a panda. More orange than red

Jellyfish: 0/10. Not even a fish, but if it were, jelly would be one of the worst things to be made out of

Electric eel: 5/10. Not an eel. Shocking, I know

Blue footed booby: 2/10. My disappointment is immeasurable. Turns out this lying sack of shit is a just a stupid BIRD

Spiny lumpsucker: 8/10. Apparently this fish is named because it has spines AND a suction cup, not because it sucks on spiny lumps

Pleasing fungus beetle: 2/10. Why would fungus be pleased by a beetle eating it? It just worked so hard to grow

Chicken turtle: 1/10. This is just a regular turtle, there are no chickens involved

Red lipped batfish: 8/10. Not a bat. Does have red lips. Also looks incredibly sexy with that makeup on

Aye aye: 10/10. Does in fact, have two eyes

Blobfish: 10/10 out of water, 1/10 in water. The blobfish gets a bad rap, it only looks like a blob because some dickhead pulled it out of its natural habitat at the bottom of the fucking ocean. You’d look pretty weird if you switched places with them too

Dik dik: 5/10 if male, 0/10 if female. This one’s pretty self explanatory

Mountain chicken: 0/10. THIS IS A FUCKING FROG. STOP NAMING ANIMALS AFTER CHICKENS!

Peacock: 0/10. It pees out of a cloaca, not a cock. Technically it doesn’t even pee either

Monarch butterfly 1/10. They aren’t even one of the species of insects that has a queen, let alone understands the concept of monarchism

Cockatiel: 0/10. They do not have teal cocks

Monkey slug caterpillars: 1/10. These are neither slugs nor monkeys, nor are they some kind of fucked up monkey/slug hybrid. Terrible name all around, the only part they got right was caterpillar

Robin: 5/10. It’s a shame this bird has to resort to thievery but we all have to put worms on the table somehow

Alligator snapping turtle: 1/10. This is not an alligator, nor does it even have the fingers to snap with

Ground squirrel: 5/10. Please don’t grind squirrels

Axolotl: 0/10. Doesn’t ask a lot. Doesn’t ask anything at all

Sea robin: 7/10 This is what happens when the land robin goes pro. This creepy fuck evolved little fingers just to steal things. Is this where fish fingers come from?

Tasmanian devil: 8/10. Much like the christian devil, cool name and way more chill than most people give them credit for. Statistically speaking, they’re far from the deadliest player on the board, but they do have the strongest bite force and won’t hesitate to use it if provoked

Water deer: 7/10. No. This is a meat deer

Star nosed mole: 7/10. Name is somewhat misleading, nose merely star shaped, and not a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace

Paddlefish: 3/10. Too narrow to effectively be used as a paddle

Shoebill stork: 1/10. Not made of real shoes. Doesn’t pay bills either

Great white shark: 8/10. I’m inclined to agree for the most part but who came up with the name, David Duke?

Bioko drill: 0/10. At least the hammerhead shark looks like a hammer, this stupid monkey doesn’t even remotely resemble a drill

Hippo Tang: 0/10. That’s a fish, and hippos don’t even drink Tang

Bluejay: 3/10. Not actually blue, it’s just a trick of the light. I bet their real name probably isn’t even Jay either

Satanic Nightjar: 4/10. Should be called “slightly evil looking bird” instead

Tarantula hawk wasp: 1/10. Not a tarantula. Not a hawk. Starting to question if it’s even a wasp

Goblin shark: 10/10? Ever seen their jaw move? They sure are gobblin’

Nudibranch: 5/10. The nude part is accurate but it’s a sea slug, not a tree branch. Not even sure how you could possibly make that mistake

Mongoose: 0/10. No mon, it’s not a goose

Bison: 7/10. I just googled it, bison have more gay sex than straight sex so calling them bi is actually pretty accurate. Points removed because there are bidaughters too

Ram: 10/10. They sure do!

Mandrill: 2/10. They could probably be taught to use drills but I couldn’t find any research on this

Silver fox: 1/10. Silver is way too heavy of an element for an animal to be made of

Mayfly: 9/10 Yeah, they might

Fin whale: 10/10. Yep, whales have fins. Glad we cleared that up

Macaroni penguin: 1/10. They don’t eat macaroni

Horseshoe crab: 0/10. Not a crab. Doesn’t wear horseshoes either

Fangtooth: 10/10. Objectively I have to give it a 10 but this is the stupidest fucking name on the whole list. What’s next, knucklefist? Titboob?

Milkfish 1/10. If I go to your house and you offer me fish milk I’m fucking leaving

Little penguin: 10/10. Telling it exactly like it is

Spider monkey: 1/10. Was expecting a monkey with 8 limbs. Let down once again

Glass frog: 2/10. Not actually made out of glass

Hummingbird: 1/10. They can’t even hum

Centipede: 3-35.4/10. Depends on the species, very few actually have 100 legs

Millipede: 0.8-8/10. They have 800 legs at the most

Sockeye salmon: 1/10. Socks would make terrible eyes

Furry lobster: 10/10, 11/10 if that’s a fursuit

Flying fish: 4/10. Merely glides

Sailfish: 3/10. Doesn’t actually know how to sail

Blanket octopus: 2/10. Octopuses make terrible blankets

Cane Toad: 2/10. Can walk just fine without a cane

#biology #evolutionary biology #evolution #science #animals #animal #r/196 #196 #r/196archive #/r/196 #rule #meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #Darwin #funny #lol #funny shit #funny content #funny memes #funny stuff #sharks

[not-quite-graceful]

Hey, um… with the whole “Bluejay!Jason” concept… has anybody ever considered it as an Inkheart reference instead of just a play off his name?

Follow me here, and sorry in advance, this turned into a ramble.

In the second book of the Inkheart trilogy, Inkspell, one of the main protagonists adopts a Robin Hood-esque approach to defeating the tyrant king, and adopts the name of ‘The Bluejay’ from famous folk legends and songs written by a beloved poet and often sung by travelling minstrels. He’s -Inkspell spoilers ahead, though this book is unironically older than I am- known for toppling said tyrant’s throne through the binding of a magic book (a recurring theme throughout the series, if you’ve never read it, which you should). He’s a champion among the Motley Folk, who were that world’s equivalent to a travelling circus and also regularly aid him in his quest to topple the Adderhead (the tyrant king mentioned above), and sought to help the poor and downtrodden. The Bluejay is aided and abetted by his family and friends, which include a shapeshifting wife, a daughter with the ability to make anything she reads come true, a fire-dancer who can speak to the flames, and a knife-throwing 'circus' prince with a black bear companion. (They're not called the Motley Folk for no reason, people!)

Now, consider for a moment: Little Jason Todd, in the local library, absolutely devouring the Inkheart series. It's everything a little kid could dream of in a fantasy book! And there's three of these fat books, what more could you possibly want? And he has an excuse to sit in a warm, safe building for a few hours.

Now imagine, Inkspell becomes his comfort book. Of course it does- every kid had one, and I can't imagine an orphan who grew up alone on the streets of Gotham picking anything other than a story about a strange man helping the opressed and downtrodden in a land he grows to call his own with the help of his family- and The Bluejay is an excellent father to his daughter, too, of course Jason pictured himself as part of that family, as whisked away into that world.

And of course, the rest of the series is wonderful too -Inkheart is where it all began, after all, and Inkdeath is the final triumph over evil!-, but Inkspell is a story about becoming. About learning to be more than you were born as- after all, if Mo the simple bookbinder could become the hero The Bluejay, what could Jason the street orphan become?

Maybe, instead of discovering this book in a library, he found it in the trash. And maybe he wondered, as he read it, why anyone would ever want to throw away the tale of Mo the Blujay, of Meggie the Silvertongue, of Resa the brave swift, of Dustfinger the loyal Fire-Dancer? (And maybe the last one took a while to get there, but he did get there! Eventually! And maybe Jason can understand why it took Dustfinger so long to truly come to trust someone again, because trust is a terribly dangerous thing to give to someone, because you can never really know what they'll do with it.) Maybe he read it through without knowing anything about Capricorn or The Shadow or why they feared the man named Basta, because they hadn't thrown away the first book, only the second. Maybe he wept for the death of Dustfinger, at the very end, because he didn't know that Death wouldn't keep him, because they hadn't thrown away the third book.

Maybe Inkspell found its place among his most treasured possessions. Maybe, when he met Batman and Bruce Wayne in one night and his life changed forever, Inkspell came with him, with its familiar story and characters and world and sorrows.

Maybe one of the first things Bruce did, upon seeing Jason reading that same battered old paperback, was to order Inkheart and Inkdeath and leave them in his room. Maybe that was when Jason started to realize that he wasn't going to leave forever.

(Maybe Jason and Dick would play Motley Folk together, because Dick was in the circus and could most certainly throw knives, even if it gave Bruce a heart attack every time he saw it.)

And maybe, after he could no longer have Robin, he remembered that old paperback book, that old story and that old world, and he thought of a new name for himself.

Bluejay, he thought, as he picked up the book that had been his constant companion for so many years. I'll be The Bluejay.

(I don't really know what this is. I saw some Bluejay!Jason art the other day and just started thinking of the Inkheart trilogy and the fact that Jason would absolutely have read it and probably loved it. And then it spiralled.)

#dc #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #jason todd #robin jason todd #the red hood #red hood #Bluejay!Jason Todd #bruce wayne #good parent bruce wayne #well he's trying to be #trying to connect with his new son #dick grayson #nightwing #inkheart #inkspell #inkdeath #mortimer folchart #mo folchart #mo inheart #inkheart trilogy #bluejay inheart #I think that's everything #let me know if there's something else I should tag