last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
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Dude this guy really does not like musicals
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It’s too much power knowing it’s only like $20 to make a custom shirt.
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Two things
1. Paul is referring to Emma and Emma alone
2. I'm not saying lex is bad at things she just had real bad luck
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alright then, let's see it, huh? KICK MY HEAD! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you!
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