#one time i dreamt

[anchormcdaddy]

The other night I had a dream I was Batman

But I wasn't, I was me, but acting as Batman for a movie

The scene that was being covered was Robin fighting two goons while I (Batman) was watching from the roof of a building. Scene was going as planned, fight choreography was dope as shit, they picked the right guy for Dick Graysons Robin.

My gear was an exact replica of the Arkham Knight armoured suit, all to exact material specifications minus the cool gadgets, save for a couple batarangs

As the scene was about to finish a few real goons saw the fight and jumped in, completely ignoring the camera set and staff nearby. They saw a fight and wanted in, so now Robin is fighting five goons in total, the original two completely oblivious that the extra three aren't in the script.

I navigate my way down the building, remaining quiet as a mouse, I leap from a safe distance, hit the ground full superhero landing (rip my knees)

The noise alerted the goons, pausing the fight.

I recite a line in a perfect impression of Kevin Conroys Batman

"I am vengeance, I am the night. I am BATMAN"

All five goons started running away and I chased after them with a shit eating grin in my mind.

And then I woke up, hyped as fuck.

#one time i dreamt #Nananananananana batman #Batman #Robin #Dick Grayson #Arkham Knight

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

#bill and ted #bnt #one time i dreamt #weird dreams #body positivity???

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

@one-time-i-dreamt 's pfp looks like an ace attorney mugshot tbh

#celeste impax #otid #one time i dreamt #ace attorney #ace attorney: justice for all #farewell my turnabout #1k notes #5k notes #10k notes #11k notes #12k notes

[theuniceon]

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

#one time i dreamt #Croatia #sorry boo

[frightenedcookie]

@one-time-i-dreamt is always on my dash, had to start with her!

#dash-art #literally the first person I see when I open tumblr #one time i dreamt #fanart? #this really helped with my motivation

[birdenjoyer]

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid's Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

#gaud #pukicho #neil gaiman #one time i dreamt

[bitchass-dyke]

@one-time-i-dreamt TINY FUCKING PANS (hard disk drive for scale)

#theyre about the size of half of my finger in case you dont know what size a hdd is #<- half of my index finger to be precise #one time i dreamt

[cassiebones]

I tweeted this Tumblr screenshot from @one-time-i-dreamt at Elizabeth Banks bc I thought she'd get a kick out of it, being Effie Trinket and also writing Cocaine Bear, and she retweeted it!

I didn't even think she'd see it, let alone acknowledge it! OTID, you're famous!

#Elizabeth banks #cocaine bear #the hunger games #i still need to see this movie #one time i dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

'How bad can I be' from The Lorax started playing from absolutely nowhere at maximum volume.

#dream #one time i dreamt #the lorax #lorax #music #song

[thosedamnlemmings]

Just had a dream where my ex crush was saying a bunch of nice things about me. And then i threw up on his rug so he did an immediate 180 and said “Never mind i take it all back. This man is a wet rat and a menace to society. Get him out of my house.”

#my dream #one time i dreamt #weird dreams #dream journal #funny dreams #shitpost #lemmrambles

[i-was-never-glam]

@one-time-i-dreamt I had a dream wheeee Donald Trump was called Donkey Hump when the country decide he was a joke

#us politics #one time i dreamt #call we call him this? #why should we use his name #get wrecked #get wrekt #donkey hump is his official name now #donald trump #he’s a joke

[multidimensional-trashcan]

@one-time-i-dreamt in light of recent events:

and:

#supernatural #one time i dreamt #misha collins #dean winchester #jensen ackles #jensen shackles #my post

[calechipconecrimes]

@one-time-i-dreamt says she is the actual ultimate sexyman so I must run this poll out of wtnv pride

yes I know it's an old, forgotten post by now and this has been rotting in my drafts for months(?) shut up

#calechip asks #one time i dreamt #welcome to night vale #wtnv #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #cecil wtnv #cecil palmer wtnv

[y0ud0ntkn0wwh0]

I’m sorry, @one-time-i-dreamt, I had to.

#Sonic #hatsune miku #poll #one time i dreamt

[marshmallowturnip]

Had a dream that internet people started saying “outsmink” to mean outsmart and it got so ubiquitous that joe biden gave a speech about how he was going to use it in official white house documents

#dreams #outsmink #i had a dream #one time i dreamt

[corvus-woodfordi]

Had a dream that I was being chased by Ghostface, and I knocked him out at some point I think, and when I pulled of the mask for the big identity reveal, it was one of the Property Brothers. Then the other one came rushing around the corner and attacked me, and I woke up.

#All dreams have meaning #my dreams #ghostface #scream movie #scream 1996 #scream #slashers #property brothers #one time i dreamt #dream #horror #funny dreams