my favourite physical gag in any Hatchetfield show ever is in 'What Do You Want, Paul?' when Mr. Davidson mimes the outline of a woman but doesn't stop at two curves and in fact keeps drawing curves all the way to the floor.
I just know he would've kept going if the floor wasnt there. Infinite curves. The ideal woman is actually just a really tall snowman
My friend and I were talking about how Mr. Davidson does not appear to have any like, coffee pots or easy routes of infection in his office (at least that we know of)
And given his "there's gotta be something that'll keep my hands off you" line and the fact that he absolutely dashes toward Paul, we concluded that he pretty much had to be infecting people by aggressively making out with them; there was really no other way he could've, which is both horrifying and a little bit hilarious
so I was a little disappointed to find that Mr. Davidson's newspaper is just a regular newspaper that they taped the word "Hatchetfield Gazette" and "A Meteor Hits!" on to
but I was thrilled to notice Mr. Chasity's newspaper was filled with lovely bits of lore. Including
"Nighthawks prepare to swoop"
"Mayor Lauter's re-election campaign off to a rocky start"
"New land development proposed at edge of Witchwood Forest"
"(Hatchetfield?) puts its foot on the gas!"
"Mamma Mia! disappoints at the Starlight Theater"
"High society hangout destroyed"
Except I literally cannot think of what this could be referencing. Maybe high is a play on words and they're talking about Emma's farm burning down? Only she gets arrested at the end of Perky's Buds, which doesn't line up with her working at Beanies later in the show. The only other thing I could think of is maybe The Birdhouse, which android Emma burns down, but that happens after Emma and Paul get married. So that's a bit of a mystery
jeff blim's hatchetfield characters as different eras of his hair
legends have it rim tim himself possessed me to make this post. anyway this will only include characters in my jeff blim family tree, so like trent monroe and some background characters arent gonna be there
1. Mr Ken Davidson
this fuckin hairstyle jeff rocked in S.W.A.T lives rent free in my head
mr davidson is like, 50< in my mind. he might be balding, in which case we dont really have a hairstyle for him. but i stumbled upon this one and i just felt like itd fit him a lot
2. Sam Sweetly
no idea where i got this image from ngl. just google ig??
anyway, sam's hair is long and well taken care of. he needs to look hot so zoey would fuck him after all. this hairstyle is kinda slicked back?? idk probably so he can chase criminals and then run his hand through his hair prettily
i just think hes like, down bad
3. General John MacNamara
just his hairstyle, but in tgwdlm
this ponytail. THIS FUCKING PONYTAIL BROKE ME. he looks good while also staying practical, unlike a certain cop we talked about earlier
4. Barry Swift/The Man In A Hurry
jeff's ruffled hair from the trail to oregon
our first bit change everyone. i believe barry cut his hair pretty short so thered be less maintenance required, but then became too busy to cut it again once its grown out a little. also kinda ruffled because hes in too much of a hurry to yk, take good care of it
5. The Coffee Jerk
jeff's hair from ttto, except less ruffled
cj and miah are brothers but they keep getting mistaken for each other because of the hair. they both dont wanna change their hair (the entire jeff blim family likes to look pretty, w/ the exception of miah and hidgens), so theyll just have to make do. less messy than miah because he isnt in a hurry thank god
6. The Principal
this bun he had in 911
i just think jeff looks neat with a bun or tied up hair alright?
there are more to come but i ran out of images so uh, part 2 coming soon?