#man in a hurry

[trix-or-treatz]

return of the king

#npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #man in a hurry

[meatsouuuuup]

I love man in a hurry’s cameo in hatchet town because it implies that 1) he carries a gun, 2) he has the gun because he’s in a hurry, 3) this is common knowledge, therefore 4) there’s a good chance he’s used it before, and 5) no one has done anything about this

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #man in a hurry #barry swift

[justarandombrit]

"The first and second laws of thermodynamics state perpetual motion is impossible"

Okay but

#starkid #team starkid #barry swift #man in a hurry #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #starkid black friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #jeff blim #sorry im on a starkid kick lmao #sorry ride the cyclone

[raptorface248]

If Man in a Hurry wrote a "slowburn" romance novel, it'd just say, "They met, they fucked, they married." and he'd think it was the most frivolous, expansive story

#hatchetfield #man in a hurry #barry swift #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid black friday #nerdy prudes must die #starkid

[hatchetfield]

WATCH THE BLAME GO AROUND!

#nerdy prudes must die #jae hughes #jeff blim #james tolbert #dylan saunders #ziggs #charles #barry swift #man in a hurry #gerald monroe #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #only one im tagging as that tbh

[cornettotrilogies]

I think I'm a little funny sometimes. Original post

#[🪶]: #tx #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #barry swift #man in a hurry #paul matthews #tom houston #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz #tgwdlm #black friday #npmd

[justtrashperson]

chibi hatchefield characters like in the shokogast request<333

like paul<3, emma, richie<3, pete, grace, ethan, lex, garygoldsteinattorneyinlaw, the works, yknow??

using this opportunity to redraw some of hatchetfield's scenes

#justtrashdoodles #justtrashask #ask #anon #might do more in the future idk it's a fun way to like. quickly doodle #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #black friday #emma perkins #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #ethan green #hannah foster #lex foster #man in a hurry #barry swift #gary goldstein #ted spankoffski #<- technically #and just #Curt mega #bc idk if his shopper character have a name #damn thats a lot of people. anyway

[ruthflemwad]

one day i will run out of textposts to hatchetfield-ify. lucky for you all today is not that day

#hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #tgwdlm #team starkid #black friday #honey queen #deb tgwdlm #alice woodward #gary goldstein #man in a hurry #homeless man #t’noy karaxis #tinky #zoey chambers #ted spankoffski #henry hidgens #charlotte sweetly #lex foster #frank pricely #bill woodward

[thepunkmuppet]

ok but man in a hurry is definitely a victim of the bastards box right?? cursed by tinky to be forever in a hurry but never knowing where he’s going?? we’re all agreed on this right??

#this is just my personal theory but i’m surprised it’s not a popular one because it makes the most sense to me #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #barry swift #jeff blim #man in a hurry

[ororthor-25]

When the attorney is in a hurry or smth, idk

Let my last art of the year be Hatchetfield yaoi, this is what defines me anyway

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #gary goldstein #barry swift #man in a hurry #attorney in a hurry #thinking about alternative ship names #swiftstein? goldrush? idek #crackship gave me life #my art

[shvmblr]

My favourite lawyer frfr

they are so dear to me!!

#starkid #black friday #fanart #gary goldstein #man in a hurry #barry swift #jon matteson #jeff blim #my art!

[blondephenobarbitol]

new reaction image just dropped

#man in a hurry #barry swift #workin boys #jeff blim #hatchetfield #starkid #team starkid #image #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #black friday musical #npmd

[tincan-tophat]

obsessed with the fact that the only 4 characters that show up in all three hatchetfield musicals are the two main characters of the first show, one of the protagonists of the third show, and THIS DUDE

#Barry swift #man in a hurry #hatchetfield #starkid

[ilikestuff69]

Y’all, correct me if I’m wrong, but with Nerdy Prudes Must Die, they’re are only 4 characters who have been in every Hatchetfield musical (if you don’t count Nightmare Time). They’re Paul Matthews, Emma Perkins, Peter Spankoffski, and Barry Swift, aka Man in a Hurry.

(Please let me know if I’m wrong about that tho)

#starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #npmd #starkid npmd #tgwdlm #bf #paul matthews #emma perkins #peter spankoffski #hot chocolate boy #barry swift #man in a hurry #jon matteson #lauren lopez #joey richter #jeff blim

[lycaeons]

just look at them.

#attorney in a hurry #barry swift #man in a hurry #gary goldstein #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #black friday #starkid #starkid fanart #lycas works #miah just got off his shift so they went to get food together :) #they’re married btw

[gladthatwefoundyouhere]

attorney in a hurry divorce lawyer au. when.

#people have been reblogging my old aiah art and i’m like ughhh i can do better #but i’m also like yay #but i was possessed by the need to make better aiah art #attorney in a hurry #gary goldstein #man in a hurry #barry swift #it’s crazy that his name is barry like that’s my dads name #black friday musical #starkid #hatchetfield