SOLLUX: what diid you guy2 get made fun of iin 2chool for
ERIDAN: i wwent into public school on land for 6th grade and i pierced someones scrotum with a fencin foil that wwas missin the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it wwas middle school so i wwas promptly nicknamed "the nut slayer" and i cried until my lusus let me movve back to the ocean and livve wwith my ancestor
TEREZI: NUTSLAY3R 1S 4 POW3RFUL T1TL3
KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE A SEADWELLER HIGHBLOOD COMING TO YOUR SCHOOL FOR ONE SWEEP, STABBING YOU IN THE BALL SAC, THEN FUCKING BACK OFF TO THE OCEAN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS.
KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE DUDE WITH THE STITCH IN THEIR SCROTE BECAUSE OF SOME MYSTERIOUS FOREIGN SPHEREPUNCTURER.
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get you someone who loves you as badly as Yuu Fujisaki loves Azul Ashengrotto (It's literally impossible)
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i made a rough timeline for the clone^2 au, just for my own convenience sake when dating things. some things might be out of order from the episode date, and thats also for my convenience.
September 3rd: Danny, age 14, has the accident in the lab that turns him liminal
September 10th: Danny is discharged from the hospital and given two weeks leave from school
September 24th: his sick leave ends, and Danny returns to school
October 14th: Danny sneaks into his parents' basement and releases the ghosts they have trapped in cages. Official birth of the vigilante, Phantom
November 27th: Danny fights Pariah Dark, and wins
December 24th: the Ghost Writer torments Danny
February 12th: Danny's 15th birthday
March 3rd: its been six months since Danny's accident
March 7th: Danny fights his evil future self
May 8th: Danny meets Ellie [age 15] and they become twins
December 14th: Danny finds out from his parents that he's a clone
February 12th: Danny's 16th birthday
Early-Mid April: Danny meets Damian [age 6] :)
Mid-Late April: Damian runs off for the first time, damages Danny's hands the first time
May: Damian runs off two more times in the span of three weeks, he damages Danny's hands both times.
Early June: Damian runs off one more time, damages Danny's hands again, resulting in permanent nerve damage.
Mid-Late June: Damian finally gives up on the League coming to get him and joins the Fenton Family.
July: Damian finally coaxes Danny into letting him come along with him on patrol: Wraith is born.
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Portrait of a Cardassian Family
their stories below the cut!
Kenan (keh-NAHN), the eldest, is about 20 years old here. He spent the first few years of his life raised by his mother, until his father retired from the military and they settled down on a farm in the countryside. He's everything a Cardassian man should be. He'll go on to marry a nice girl from a nearby town and start a family, who all die with him when the town is destroyed in the Dominion bombing.
Tirin (TEER-ihn) is 16 here. He's hardworking, caring---softer than his older brother. He spent a lot of time taking care of Marrok when he was small, so they're close. He'll inherit the farm when their father dies of illness, and continue the family line.
Marrok (MAHR-uhk) is 8 when baby Eyal is born, and it becomes his responsibility to take care of the little ones while his parents and older brothers work on the farm. He's a quiet child, with a flat affect and big staring eyes that unnerve everyone who meets him. He grows up jealous of his baby sister for reasons he can't quite place. At 23, when both his younger siblings are old enough that he's not worried about them anymore, Marrok will run off to the big city and change her name to Nal. She gets recruited by the Obsidian Order, and the rest is history.
Damin (DAH-mihn) is 2 here. He's an ambitious, willful little boy, desperate for the attention and praise his parents never give him. He wants to be just like his father someday, clings to every word of the stories his father tells about his glory days in the military. He joins up as soon as he's old enough, and is dead and buried before he turns 30.
Eyal (ay-AHL) is only a few months old. The baby of the family, and the only daughter (that they're aware of), she's absolutely doted on by her mother, who's been hoping for a girl since Tirin was conceived. While her siblings envy the attention she gets, she feels suffocated by it, can't stand the pressure to be her mother's perfect little girl. A few years after Nal leaves, Eyal does too. She becomes a cool butch and settles down with her cool butch Romulan wife on a planet on the edge of Cardassian space.
PLEASE ask me about them they r everything to me. Nal especially but I love her siblings too I think abt them sooooo much. Here's a picture of the drawing without the text and background btw
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okay just shut up, SHUT UP! IM SO SICK OF YOU STUPID ASS FUCKING ANONS!
no, i am not leaving the fandom for one fucking song! its not happening! ive been with these boys for 5 fucking years and im tired of u anons pressing me to abandon the fandom, i am NOT doing that. "but Palestine, but Palestine" yes, i read the fucking news, i know what's going on in that country but its not skz's fault, its JYPS! their idol's, its not like they walzed into his office like "yo, let's collab with Charlie Puth" this shit doesn't work like that in kpop. idols can't make decisions, its the company that does.
im staying in this fandom, im continuing to write for skz bcs i love them, i find comfort in them. they r my boys and im not abandoning them for one stupid fault of JYP.
so stop it.
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not bad buddy related but… i finished my jumper!!!! 🥳🥳
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“I was in a dangerous mood. Ever since that ridiculous holosuite program, I thought. The spy game. Well of course it’s a game. It’s all a game. But it’s not a holosuite program. And yet, the moment Julian wounded me with his ridiculous weapon, everything changed. I thought it was a magnificent moment. He showed me that he had the spine to play the game as it ought to be played. But why then did he back off? Why couldn’t he go beyond that moment? Why did our relationship end?”
im gonna scream my fucking lungs out Andrew Robinson when I get you
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anyway this is what i was actually trying to find. fucking thinking about this.
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the humor of kenjaku just being a brain and that brain doing the same facial expression as the host body is unparalleled. and geto’s scalp being tossed like a pizza pie? disgusting but iconic.
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Crochet Update
Last night vs right now. The current progress on the maybe-scarf. I might just run out of yarn before I reach actual scarf length, but I'm curious what the full length of one of these yarn balls is. Kinda just getting a feel for it & all.
I Also bought a little book that teaches some crochet basics, and spent some time going through some more stitch styles. The above scarf is made with single stitches, and the following...
The half-double stitch
The double stitch
The treble stitch
Fuck the treble. The process for doing it was so different from the others, I Hated it. Maybe my hands being tired also doesn't help, but I am Grrrr at this one. Final product was okay at least.
These 3 little bitches took me 2 hours to make. Ugh.
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I really want Mike and Abby to take the animatronics home at the end of the movie just because i keep thinking about the shenanigans they’d all get into
Like I just keep imagining this scene but it’s Abby and Foxy
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So when I was young, needlework was a BIG deal in my family and I was expected to learn cross-stitch because that's just what you did.
Severe undiagnosed and unsupported ADHD with all the RSD and perfectionism that comes with it, made it exceptional difficult. My mother was very insistent on doing it "right" which meant complete lines, alternating colors, top to bottom.
After more pulled stitches, ruined Aida, and screaming fits with my mother, than I can remember, I gave up. Like most things I've tried and wasn't immediately successful at, it became "a thing I can't do."
Well, two decades later, playing a meaningless game on my phone and listening to Worlds Beyond Number, I got inspired to make a thing. My partner cross stitches and we had some material lying around and I wanted to give it a shot.
First, I tried to condense Lou's incredible speech about being a knight, living in a world you weren't promised but still obligated to try to make it better. That was... Too much.
So I settled on this l epic Brennan quote. Stubborn and traumatized, I jumped in, not looking up anything about how to plan a pattern.
I got to the first "you" hand stitching the letters without a pattern, before I realized my error.
I found an alphabet that looked reasonable a d tried it out. The stitches were tight, spacing was a wreck, but I DID it. Now I had Stitch Fever and had to try again.
Hubris struck again and I bought unreasonable Aida (28 count, I'm cerifiable) tried to pixelate a font and after buyingy first seam ripper.... Another project in the bin.
I tried again. Reasonable Aida, (18 this time!) And I planned it out. I printed blank, gridded, excel sheets and mapped it out.
It's still not perfect, but I tried. I learned and I didn't give up.
I guess the point of this ramble is:
1) it's never too late to try.
2) failure is ok, as long as you learn from it.
3) Art is inspiring. Someone else's art can poke a hole in your heart and make you want to create art yourself and that's a beautiful thread of human connection.
So, now it's onto the next project, but this one will always be special.
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Death Note Masterlist
Notes: Anyone you see missing here are characters I don’t write for.
Codes
🦋 = Headcannons
💄 = Fem Reader
☘️ = GN Reader
🌷 = Fic
🖤 = Angst
🏳️🌈 = Gay
✨= Fluff
🌚 = NSFW
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L Lawliet
To Be Continued…
Beyond Birthday
To Be Continued…
Matt Jeevas
To Be Continued…
Touta Matsuda
To Be Continued..
Naomi Misora
To Be Continued…
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Guess the bad casting for Nani and David in the live action should have been a hint that Disney didn’t understand a-lot of Lilo and Stitch, but the fact that they replacing US Agent Cobra Bubbles with a social services worker who appears to be from Hawaii too....yeah, they just erasing a-lot of Lilo And Stitch in this remake.
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Chat why are all of my characters LITERALLY FUCKING INSANE like I have so few that aren't some form of mentally unstable I can't do this no.more
Like. There's Oscar, greyscale (and their bf), and pebbles. And like. Who else?? Maybe berry??? *flips through a stack of papers* I'm not. Getting anything else. Hold on *walks out of the room*
Gang this cannot continue.. why r they all so fucked up
Chat.. chat wyd if I make a note thing with all my used characters and their issues or if they're sane and count them out. Like. What then. @the-passer-outer should I do that. Should I have a character notes folder on my laptop??? That's just?? Them?? I think that would b useful for remembering who's who. But also what would I call the unnamed daydream guys?.??
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