#im so on the fence about being called the nutslayer

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SOLLUX: what diid you guy2 get made fun of iin 2chool for

ERIDAN: i wwent into public school on land for 6th grade and i pierced someones scrotum with a fencin foil that wwas missin the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it wwas middle school so i wwas promptly nicknamed "the nut slayer" and i cried until my lusus let me movve back to the ocean and livve wwith my ancestor

TEREZI: NUTSLAY3R 1S 4 POW3RFUL T1TL3

KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE A SEADWELLER HIGHBLOOD COMING TO YOUR SCHOOL FOR ONE SWEEP, STABBING YOU IN THE BALL SAC, THEN FUCKING BACK OFF TO THE OCEAN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS.

KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE DUDE WITH THE STITCH IN THEIR SCROTE BECAUSE OF SOME MYSTERIOUS FOREIGN SPHEREPUNCTURER.

#submission #im so on the fence about being called the nutslayer #like on one hand that IS a powerful title and id be so proud to wield it #like. fuck yes im the nutslayer #but like. id also be mortified beyond belief if i was the cause of some kid getting stitches on his balls #if i could be called the nutslayer without injuring anybody thatd be ideal but alas. #in order to be the nutslayer. you must slay nuts #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #sollux captor #eridan ampora #karkat vantas