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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

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big stoner vibes on him, he has a collection of custom bongs and pipes

(source)

#jusr in time for 420

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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

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MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Something's amiss. The light beams bend around his face and scatter in a thousand directions. It seems the laws of physics do not apply here. They are suspended, distorted, an echo."

Number 4 in my series of Disco Elysium patches 🪡

#de

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Birthday Phone Animal

The Birthday Phone Animal comes to those deep in grieving on their birthday, and follows them around. Opening its mouth as if to bleat, the tinny sound of a phone ringing comes out. if you pick up, you’re rewarded a short phone call with the deceased person you wish to hear from most.

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a young wild boar in the Wisentgehege Springe game park near Springe, Hanover, Germany

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bite the hand acrylic on paper

prints / postcards

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Omen 👣 insta

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A sweaty butch, as a treat

(An OC- Bertie/Bertha, she/her)

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mr robot

#mr robot

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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hmmm

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Androgynous, by Takato Yamamoto, 2008.

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funniest thing about this tattoo is having to explain what antiviral is to my obgyn while her fingers were inside me

latest ink

#texticles

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