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lowkeyrobin · 2 months

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hi hi!! could i get cricket crew (those a-okay with xreaders) with a reader who’s like a pro gamer, maybe reader is also a streamer? somethin along the lines of that pretty please 🦕

ahhh yes of course!! I recognize you mwahahha, lmk if you'd like to be addressed as 🦕 anon btw bc I can't tell if you used it in a silly way like how I use 🛒🛒🛒 somwtimes or as a way to address yourself LMAO no worries tho 🫶🫶🫶

HANDSOME BROS ; pro gamer era

includes ; ranboo, tommyinnit, tubbo & badlinu

warnings ; language, mention of Dream

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TOMMYINNIT

he's been your biggest fan since day one, literally

he just so happened to be one of the first couple viewers you pulled while you began speedrunning minecraft

eventually you guys became friends and stuff

he literally watched your speedruns go from an hour and a half to half an hour so quickly

and over that time he's been boosting your stuff and everything

you ofc make other content and collab w other streamers, mostly Tommy and his friends

one time, you get a speedrun down to 25:03, your best so far and he's in a vc w you with your stream pulled up

literally screams when he sees the ender dragon explode into xp

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU GOT DOWN TO 25 MINUTES, THAT WAS SO GOOD, OH MY GOD, Y/N/N!"

you sit there like "omg I just did that that's my best record ever"

afterwards you play roblox for a bit with him (meep city) and throw a party to celebrate

you meet a bunch of viewers/chatters/fans as well bc you publicized yours and Tommy's usernames so they could join your server

"You're a pro now, y/n! even better than Dream!"

if he was right next to you rn, he'd be giving you the biggest kiss in the whole world

you'd been spending so, so long to get below a half hour or so and even just 5 minutes below that made you so ecstatic, same with him lmao

he literally makes 40 tweets about it and posts about it on his Instagram story

he also doordashes you some fast food + like three large waters

he's literally your biggest fan ❤️❤️❤️

when I tell you he's so fucking sweet to you

he's fully aware you're very serious with your video games and you try to be the best you possibly can

like he'll come over while you're training for a valorant competition with foolish & punz and just hang out behind you and watch

he'll go to snapchat and snap aimsey a pic of u grinding on valorant with the caption "look who's grinding valorant again"

star will respond with a "Jesus Christ how many hours do they have on there??"

he'll reply with a video of him asking

"how many hours do you have on valorant? like, all time"

you didnt even hesitate or think before you replied with "253"

"HOLY SHIT DONT YOU THINK YOURE GOOD ENOUGH?"

"amount of hours doesn't equal skill, tommy"

TUBBO

you're like a pro bedwars player istg

like techno and purpled type pro

he plays with you sometimes but he mostly cheers you on

the 18 in a row win streak?? holy shit that was a celebration in itself

he was in your chat spamming "HOLY SHAUT Y/N" "OMG PLS PPSK PLS PLS GRWT TO 19" "HOYKEHIT"

he can't even type he's so excited for you

you end up losing that streak to an adrenaline rushed bad move

next time you won't rush yellow 💀

months later, once you got to a 19 streak he was actually on vc with you and started getting your chat to become your cheerleaders

literally had 45000 cheerleaders for a bedwars streak + him who made a whole chant????

when you actually won the 19th you just freaked the fuck out

you couldn't even bare trying to get to 20 because you were shaking so much and you'd end up fucking up

you literally show your stream your shaking legs and hands

the entirety of your chair was soaked in stress sweat from your thighs 💀💀💀

he's seriously your biggest fan

everytime you do something relatively pro-gamer-esque he makes at least 5 tweets, a YouTube community post, and a post on his insta for ppl to go watch it and how awesome you are

he makes complications of your best bedwars moments on an alt YouTube account too LMAO

he did a lot of math but rounded up that you had 150 or so hours of bedwars streamed, plus the hours of grinding skill you'd done off camera

"only 150??"

dude even chat is somehow surprised

makes you a whole poster and brings it to your house to celebrate your 19 win streak its so cute

it's made a feature on every stream since because it's up on the wall right behind you and in perfect view for everyone to see 🫶

RANBOO

good god they're actually worried something is wrong with you

no way super Mario odyssey can be so fun to you

speedruns went from maybe 2 hours down to 58ish mins or so in just a couple months

you were friends prior, but you got back into smo and got addicted with trying glitches and bugs you knew about

once you reached like 58:05, (about 13th on the leaderboard) you quit

good lord there was no getting better lmao

then came the challenge to get all the moons and speedrunning the dark side & darker side of the moon

they got on a vc with you while you were collecting moons so you could deal w a lot of distraction, and asked you to check the hours time

the way this shit said 834 hours.

the amount of joke-yelling and "I'm not mad just disappointed" convo came out of that

"It's not my fault the game is fun!"

"that's more than a year! that's nearly two straight years!"

"I've been playing it since release in my defense. I probably grinded up half of that within the past year or two though to be honest"

never the less, they always cheer you on and always have to boost your content

for the leaderboards, you're around 70th place on the dark side, about two hours, and for the darker side, around 80th, so about 3 and a half hours

they literallt watched you do 10+ hour streams and got on vc to voice concerns of burnout or scoliosis

"I'm fine! shit! damnit!"

"Chat please tell them to go sleep, this is wild. go play Mario kart with Bill at least"

"Yeah, come play Mario Kart with me!"

"where the fuck did you come from, I didn't even hear you join???"

"I've been here for half an hour!?"

BADLINU

you're freakishly amazing at building in the Sims 4

like dude you're an idol in the Sims community it's so weird

you build like those humongous mansions and find new furniture glitches and new designs and share them and stuff

dude don't even get me started on your sims

most the time you make your friends but they're never inaccurate

you can dedicate a five hour stream just making the fucking characters dude

he'll sit next to you so you can properly make his face and he'll get all tingly in his head as he watches

when you're making a giant new build he'll tweet about it like 4 times and leave a link to your stream LMAO

"guys go watch y/ns stream they have polls set so you guys can actually decide on design choices"

he's actually your biggest fan omg

he'll be in your chat like "omg hi y/n"

"Hey Freddie!"

joins a vc with you and starts absolutely bombarding you with compliments

dude can't go one stream without taking 372882 screenshots of you

"Dude how do you have motivation for this?"

"It's fun! if I can't be a designer in real life then I'll be one in the digital world motherfucker"

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt preferences #mcyt x reader #tommyinnit x reader #mcyt oneshot #ranboo x reader #badlinu x reader #tubbo x reader #cricket crew #cricket crew x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader

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snifferish · 8 months

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hey sniff I was wondering what day you consider your streaming/content creator anniversary

I've always considered it November 3rd.

I think I streamed a few times in October 2020? However that was mostly for friends. On November 3rd 2020 though, I posted my first tiktok. It was kinda on a whim actually, I just took some extra footage I had and put it together. That was when I started gaining followers on twitch, and that was kinda my "woah okay I'm doing this moment" so yeahh? I think that's it. If I was getting SUPER technical, then it would be like May 2017 or something when 14 year old me was posting bedwars videos.... Buttttt for my own sake I don't count that ahahaha. (I pray to go those videos never see the light of day)

Hope that helps answer ya question

#snifferish #mcytumblr #mcyt #streamer #asksniff

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williamwispdaily · 5 months

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No idea if your still accepting reqs but- you should draw your favorite wiwi moment from the pd in bedwars thing :3

that night was such a fucking fever dream

(for context some of my friends and I (ghosti included) decided to play hypixel with pd skins. we played for around 9 fucking hours straight)

sorry for such a late post, last night my internet fucking died so i couldnt work on a daily

also ashe i swear it was on accident ik i manslaughterered you like 5 times but i was feeling a bit silly ok

#jrwi prime defenders #jrwi william #jrwi william wisp #prime defenders #william wisp #jrwi pd #mod light #daily art #art #fanart

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kaveuh · 1 year

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knights + natsume (or just natsume and leo) with a minecraft streamer s/o! idk i think it’d be funny :9 <3

"MINECRAFT" leo tsukinaga + natsume sakasaki

author's note — help me how do people come up with titles im so bad at them LITEEALLY I JUST PUT “minecraft” AND RAN WITH IT.

warning(s) / notes — very unfunny jokes, dnf joke abuse (i dont even like them dawg…), goofy

LEO TSUKINAGA

100% your most supportive twitch subscriber. he's always early in your streams, it doesn't matter what he's doing. whether that'd be composing, running around outside, bothering izumi… the moment he hears that twitch notification, he's joining your live. (he's literally only subscribed to you.)

leo spams your chat most of the time! your subscribers know him as the "[name] fan ever" and they are correct. he is your #1 fan and supporter, and that will remain until the day he dies! if anyone ever tries to take that title from him, they'll have to personally assassinate leo. (/j)

he doesn't play minecraft often, but when he does, he's always either building bases, chopping wood, mining cobblestones, or making the farm. bro also puts his minecraft bed to yours and overuses the "dnf" joke whenever he sees anything green and blue in the game.

your subscribers love him. he's always playing with those noteblocks, especially when he's in creative mode.

i mentioned that he never really does any fighting or deep mining, so imagine, when you're sweating your ass off protecting a village from a raid, he says shit like: "go, go, [name]! if you win this, i'll give you a smooch!"

it catches you so off guard that your chat eventually teases you since you end up so red afterwards. (also started to try hard in a blocks game .. he did give you a kiss and flowers after, though.)

also promotes his unit by building bootleg knights members in minecraft LMFAO.

+ playing minecraft bedwars with leo… oh, what a mess. and inviting the rest of knights, as well?! you're in for a ride… they are tryhards! TRYHARDS! except maybe tsukasa. and leo protects the bed while he lets you do all the pvp shit. he's your personal supporter ♡!

NATSUME SAKASAKI

he's a gamer.. me thinks. he looks like he plays league in his free time. and minecraft, occasionally. his diamond luck is insame, you'd think he's using x-ray. probably got banned at a server for finding diamonds within 15 minutes of joining.

natsume's the type to rage in bedwars LMAO. he played with tsumugi once and he almost murdered him for letting the bed get destroyed after looking away for 2 minutes. he's so good at the game though, it's scary. (tryhard!)

like leo, he's also your #1 subscriber! he donates every single time, even if you tell him not to and that his support is enough. natsume doesn’t listen, because it's… natsume sakasaki, do you really think he'd listen? didn't think so. he definitely also got tsumugi and wataru to donate without even meaning to.

he watches your stream no matter where he is! if he's in the middle of practice and knows that you're streaming around this time, he will sit down in a corner and watch it on his phone. sora joins him, as well, while tsumugi's just letting him be knowing that he'll probably get murdered if he even tried to take natsume's phone away… especially if he's watching his beloved stream.

your chat 100% finds natsume hilarious (you don’t). he occasionally joins your stream on a discord call and will play either skywars, bedwars, or just a regular survival world you two made. he's always dying in the world, though. it's almost pitiful LMAO.

HE PLAYS SWITCH SONGS IN THE STREAM TOO!! and you let him because their songs are bangers. + chat loves them, so who are you to refuse?

#ensemble stars x you #ensemble stars x y/n #ensemble stars x reader #leo tsukinaga x reader #leo x reader #leo tsukinaga #natsume x reader #natsume sakasaki x reader #natsume sakasaki #enstars x you #enstars x y/n #enstars x reader

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samthecookielord · 3 months

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❤️ Hey so. Let's say hypothetically you weren't real, and suddenly god came down from the heavens to just. Tell you that you're like, a work of fiction or something. How would you react to that information? Let's say you were also given definitive divine proof that it's definitely true.

How would you react to that information?

1 says: "lmao. then ill fistfight god and win. ez. if im fictional then i should be allowed to do that cuz im so awesome swag and im obviously the fan fave so the universe has to let me win + it would be funny"

2 says: "oh! hm! that would be... a bit worrying! assuming you are talking about [REDACTED/Morizora]? oh but i don't think he would ever wake up just to worry people like that...! a-and even then, i have a job to do!! i can't make charts and buttons if i'm too busy fretting over small stuff!! so i'll just keep on keeping on!!"

(tourney)

Previous answers:

1 said (R1:M3) - Q: "what's everyone's preferred style of fighting." - A: "1v1 me minecraft pvp in the dennys parking lot. in real life 💥💥💥💥 wait i want my friends in on this. 4v4. we should play like bedwars or smthin. ok not in real life anymore wanna play minecraft lol"

2 said (R1:M4) - Q: "HOW DIVORCED ARE YOU" - A: "hmmmm im not sure! allow me one moment to consult my graphs and then i will get back to you on that!! ... it appears the answer is 0.01% divorced!"

#asks #sam oc blind date tourney 3 #yes im posting it out of order again i once again have no patience but dont have enough ready

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therewillbebeauty · 3 months

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I made a compilation of the best Fundy moments in Tommy's Bedwars VOD.

#fundy #tommyinnit #Youtube

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memryse · 2 years

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MCC Team Video Game Concept

"What if MCC was a video game?" is definitely a concept we've all seen before, I think. Usually people go for 1v1 fighter arcade game style ideas - I present to you, what if MCC was a team video game like Overwatch, League or Team Fortress? This post is intended as a general introduction to my vision for what this game would be like, as well as a full kit for Grian, who I used as my test dummy for all of this.

Please note all numbers are placeholders and I have no idea what any base stats look like yet so the percentages are all kind of meaningless. <3

Gamemodes

Tournament: Players play 3 random MCC modes in a row, for example Parkour Tag -> Grid Runners -> Build Mart. Coin multipliers affect this mode.

Quick Game: Players can pick one specific game to play.

Practice Server: Self explanatory

Remix: Custom games

(I think in practice, you’d have to slightly reduce the player count per game, because no way would 40 player lobbies consistently be filled. Reducing it to 4 teams instead of 10 might work?)

Categories Most characters have a primary type and a secondary type, but some only have one - a bit like Pokemon types. Please note that I categorically refuse to add anything remotely related to a “support” type for reasons that are obvious to anyone who has ever visited the MCC reddit. Players who genuinely are known for their supporting skills, like the H-factor, will still have those skills acknowledged but there will not be a specific category for it. There are also subcategories (like Elytrian and Parkourist for Movement players). These categories don’t provide any innate stats or anything, they’re just supposed to give you a very general idea of where a character’s skills lie.

Movement: Elytrian / Parkourist

Builder

PvP: This would have subcategories for old PvP players (ie Bedwars players) and new PvP players but honestly I don’t know what to call them

Explorer: Keeper (talented sandkeepers) / Hunter (Vault Hunters and other strong SoT runners)

Survivalist: Haven’t decided the names for these subcategories yet either, but a distinction definitely needs to be drawn between DSMP-style survival players and Hermitcraft-style survival players.

Specialist: No subcategories here either. This category pretty much encapsulates anyone with a very unique set of skills. Hbomb’s H-factor, for instance. I’d also probably include Wilbur here for the Wilbur glitch and also Fundy for... everything that Fundy is.

Characters

As well as their categories, each character will also have the following:

Kit: their abilities. This will usually consist of a passive and two active abilities. I’m aiming for this to be unique to every player, but that really depends on how creative I end up being.

Builds: the more you play using a character, you will unlock new builds for them, which may provide buffs or change their playstyle somewhat. These will usually reference moments in MCC history or a participant’s Minecraft career. For example, play 40 games as Smallishbeans and you unlock his Sippy Cup build, which provides boosts to all his stats. Pete’s Casual build, on the other hand, provides nerfs to his base stats but in exchange gives him extra synergies with other characters (see next point).

Synergy: when you have certain other characters on your team, you get a minor stat bonus! This encourages people to think more about their team’s composition. For example, if you’re playing as Tommy and there’s a Tubbo on your team, your max HP is increased slightly.

Drawbacks: because not everything is sunshine and rainbows, there need to be things a character isn’t good at too.

Cosmetics: provide absolutely nothing to gameplay, just little aesthetic bonuses to unlock! You’d use coins to purchase these for the most part.

With all of that being said, here’s a look at Grian! Unfortunately, graphic design is decidedly not my passion, so I do not have a handy visual of this.

Typing: Builder/Elytrian

Kit:

Trap School Graduate (passive): TNT placed by Grian will explode faster

Take Flight (active): Grian can launch himself into the air during Rocket Spleef. This ability can only be used once per game (not per round).

Shopping List (active): During Build Mart, Grian can create a visual checklist on his team’s screens, showing how much is needed of one chosen block (I guess it’d work one block per build?) I’m not sure if this is explained well enough so as an example, if he has a build requiring 15 oak planks, he can put a little indicator on his team’s screens with a picture of oak planks and “x/15″ until all 15 blocks are placed down correctly.

Synergy:

5% increased mining speed per Hermit on the team

5% faster elytra flight speed when PeteZahHutt is on the team

5% faster run speed when Fruitberries is on the team

Deals 15% extra damage to enemy Dreams, or 20% if he is equipped with an axe

Drawbacks:

There is a 10% chance that TNT placed by him will not explode

His jump distance is reduced - I envision this game’s version of PKW to have two routes: one with less jumps but they’re harder and one with more easy jumps. Grian is only able to take the easy parkour due to his reduced jumps.

Builds:

Hermit: Standard.

3rd Life: Unlocked after playing 30 games as Grian. This replaces his Hermit synergy bonus with 5% increased attack per Last Lifer on the team, as well as a further increase to his attack during Sky Battle and Survival Games.

Manager: Unlocked after playing 60 games as Grian. This changes him to a pure Builder type (disabling his Take Flight ability) and negates his Hermit synergies, but provides him with several buffs during Build Mart. His Shopping List can now show three items per build instead of only one. SB737 gets an extra synergy bonus (increased mining speed) when on a team with Manager Grian.

Cosmetics:

Pesky Bird elytra skin

3rd Life hearts patch

Mumbo moustache (this also changes his display name to Grien)

Ariana Griande skin

Link skin (unlocked through a secret achievement - you have to spectate 50 games, because. you know. watchers.)

Lastly, thank you to Flycord for helping me develop this idea :D and if you want to hear my ideas on any other characters, feel free to ask!! I have thoughts!! Everything relating to this will be under the tag #mcc tournament game (though I’ll probably change it if I ever get a proper name for the game)

#mcc tournament game #mcc #grian

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syrikif · 7 months

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Gamer Etiquette

Kodzuken x Streamer!Y/N

Pairing: Kenma Kozume x Fem!Reader

Genre: SMAU, Written Elements, Strangers to Lovers, Romance, Fluff, Humor, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Streamer/Youtuber AU

Upcoming content creator/streamer, Y/N, has gone viral for lots of things. Her infamous dumb moments, her blended cookie recipe (which tastes better than it sounds), the way she rages at her friends during games, and about a hundred more.

But her most recent viral moment? Accidentally knocking famous streamer, Kodzuken, off the Bedwars map and making him lose his two year winning streak.

Now with more attention (and hate) than she ever asked for, her only option left is to go to the source: the man himself, Kenma Kozume.

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Chapter 4 (b): Guilt

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To be honest, Kenma is doing this entirely out of guilt.

Sure it isn’t technically his fault that people have no self control and don’t know how to mind their own business, but his fans were probably the main root of the problem. So he felt some sort of responsibility towards her, regardless that they’d never met before today.

“Are you loaded in yet?” He waits a few seconds, almost impatiently so, his eyebrows slowly raising as he waits even longer. “Y/N?”

A soft sound of movement, a throat clearing, “Sorry, what?”

Kenma sighs, “Are you loaded into the game yet?”

“Oh- yeah. I mean almost, my wifi’s being weird.” She laughs then and it’s so painfully forced that Kenma physically feels himself cringe. He has to give the girl props though, she’s doing a lot better acting excited than he is despite the fact that she seems more nervous.

He’d only asked for her discord on complete impulse, not really considering what would happen if she agreed until it was too late. Don’t get him wrong though, he isn’t upset about it; finding new people to play his favorite games with is always enjoyable for Kenma.

But he also isn’t looking forward to this being any more awkward than it already is.

“Are you on the server already?”

Kenma shakes his head, “No, I’m waiting for you to be ready so I can start streaming.”

“Oh,” she says and Kenma only then realizes that he’s been treating her like he treats everyone else, even though they know essentially nothing about each other. “Sorry, I’ll be done as soon-.”

“Don’t worry about it.” And now he’s interrupting her; great first impression, Kenma. “I’m trying to finish eating right now anyways.”

She doesn’t say anything for a moment and then, almost out of nowhere, “What are you eating?”

Funny thing about that though is that he’s not.

“Ummmmm-,” he trails off, desperately searching his brain for some sort of response. “Apple pie,” he finally manages to say.

“Wait really?” Y/N suddenly sounds much more genuine than she had mere seconds ago.

Kenma hums in confirmation, head nodding even though he’s currently lying straight through his teeth.

Why? Who knows. Kenma definitely doesn’t.

“I had apple pie too,” she goes on to explain. “Literally like ten minutes before I turned on my PC.”

Kenma isn’t actually eating any apple pie right now, so it’s not as much of the insane coincidence that Y/N seems to think it is. But it is one of his favorite desserts, so he did have some fairly recently enough for it to be considered at least a bit strange.

“You’re kidding,” he tries to match her enthusiasm.

“Do I look like the type of girl to joke about something as serious as apple pie?” She’s teasing him now but his mind is slow to pick up on it, unintentionally leaving her in awkward silence as he processes her words.

“I don’t know,” he drags out the last syllable. “You sound like someone who would.” Kenma has never actually seen what Y/N looks like - and sure he might be comfortable lying to her about eating apple pie - but joking about her appearance without even properly seeing it first seems like a line he shouldn’t cross.

She scoffs then and Kenma can almost picture the exact face she pulls in the process, having frequently seen the same expression on his own roommate’s. “I have literally never been so offended in my entire life.”

Kenma subconsciously shrugs, “I have to keep everyone humble somehow, you know.”

~~~

“I got some stone,” Kenma tells Y/N as he runs over to drop a Stone Pickaxe in front of her. Although, this time he does it close enough to ensure that she doesn’t have to move to pick it up.

“Oh thanks,” Y/N herself is busy collecting wood, but she’s definitely mining more than she really needs at the moment.

“I know I explained this a bit earlier but we wanted to stream together just to clear some stuff up,” Kenma says when he notices how confused everyone still is in his chat. “Like how we actually don’t know each other. Right Y/N?”

Y/N’s character suddenly turns to him in game, mimicking a head nod. “Yeah, I have no idea who this guy is. What’s your name again? Kenny?” Kenma admits that he has to stifle a laugh as she starts running around him in circles. “Well I guess I wouldn’t know because I don’t know you.”

Kenma rolls his eyes, “You know what I mean.”

“Yeah,” she easily agrees. “Just like how we didn’t know each other during that game, I also totally didn’t mean to kill you either.”

“Oh yeah definitely not,” Kenma nods, looking over at his chat for a brief second as Y/N stops before a random oak tree to start collecting even more wood.

Why is y/n mining so much wood???? 😭 😭

y/n’s skin is so cutteeee

I love how Kenma’s just watching her run around lol

But Kenma’s attention is suddenly brought back to the game when he hears the sound of something being attacked, only to see his health two and a half hearts lower and Y/N standing suspiciously far away from him.

“What did you just do?”

“Huh? What?” She plays innocent almost too well. “What do you mean?”

“I’m beginning to think you killed me on purpose,” he teases as he starts making his way towards a cave he spots in the ground.

She gasps, as though she genuinely feels betrayed by his words. “Of course I didn’t mean to, I would never do something like that.”

He nods as he enters the cave, immediately running towards a vein of coal embedded into the wall. “Oh right of course. Because I totally didn’t see you aiming that fireball at me or anything the other day.” He shakes his head light heartedly as he begins collecting the coal with his own stone pickaxe.

“See I’m glad you agree with me, Kenma,” Y/N joins his side in the cave, mining the stone beside him before placing down a crafting table.

His head subconsciously tilts, “I thought you didn’t know my name.”

Kenma watches as she places a furnace next to the crafting table, “That was before.”

“Before what?” He opens the furnace when he sees it light up, his curiosity satisfied when he realizes that she’s cooking some Porkchops.

“Before I knew it. Obviously.”

“Oh duh,” Kenma makes a show of facepalming, adjusting his hand just enough to look into the lens of his camera. “Should’ve known. How could I be so dumb?”

“You tell me,” she says nonchalantly. “Isn’t that like your forte?”

Kenma pauses at her words, shifting his gaze back to his monitor as he uses his mouse to slowly turn and look at her. “What?”

“What?”

LMAOOOOO

y/n has no chill lol

STOP CUS I LOVE HER

“Did you just call me dumb?” He’s definitely hearing things, because there’s no way that the girl who was fake laughing twenty minutes ago is now teasing him like they’d been friends for years.

“What- no- I would never- I mean-,” she’s stuttering practically on purpose at this point. “Oh, iron!”

Kenma turns his character in the direction that Y/N is looking towards, eyes squinting as he leans forward in his seat to try and spot it.

And then he hears her giggle.

“Ha! Made you look!”

He sighs, rolling his eyes half-heartedly as he leans back against his chair. “You’re literally a child.”

Y/N manages to stop laughing for only a brief second, “I can’t believe you-,” her voice suddenly breaks off with a gasp as she tries to catch her breath. “Fell for it,” she’s barely even able to finish the rest of her sentence, too busy practically cackling.

Kenma finds himself chuckling along with her, even though she’s entirely making fun of him right now. But he doesn’t care, not even a little bit.

Because for the first time since they’ve met, the interaction feels real.

~~~

An hour later, Kenma’s stuck in a cave and Y/N is doing who even knows what on the surface, when his roommate walks into the room.

Y/N is in the middle of telling some elaborate story about the first time she ever played minecraft when Kenma hears his door open. He doesn’t really react at first, only glancing at his viewfinder to confirm that Kuroo’s walking into the room.

“And then-,” she abruptly stops. “Did I just hear a door open?”

Kenma would have thought that his microphone (or even discord for that matter) wouldn’t be able to pick up such a soft noise. He’s been proven wrong a lot today though.

“Yeah sorry,” he confirms as he turns to actually look at the person now entering the room. “It’s my roommate, just give me one second.” Kenma mutes himself in discord but keeps his stream’s audio on, trying not to censor Kuroo as much as he wants to. He then just decides to leave the world, knowing there’s really no way to pause an online game.

“You? Apologizing? Since when,” the older man snorts.

Kenma closes his eyes with a sigh, “Shut the fuck up.”

“That was unnecessarily harsh.”

The streamer adjusts in his seat, turning in his chair to face his roommate. “I’m still streaming, what do you want?”

His best friend frowns, “I’m bored and being swarmed by cats out there.”

“Did you get in the catnip again?” He briefly gets distracted by the sound of Y/N saying something in his headset, but isn’t able to understand anything she’s actually saying because Kuroo is speaking at the exact same time.

“It was only like this much!” He makes a small gesture with his fingers to further prove his point.

Kenma stares at the distance between his pointer finger and thumb for an unnervingly long amount of time. “Only that much huh?”

Kuroo suddenly hides his hand behind his back, “Hey don’t look at my fingers like that, you perv.”

“It’s not my fault you just happened to measure the exact length of your di-.”

“AHHH!”

Kenma flinches as he’s cut off by a blood curdling scream, his pulse skyrocketing as he frantically turns back to the game.

He somehow manages to unmute himself, his fingers clumsily controlling the mouse to log back into the world. “Holy shit are you okay?”

“Fuck- yeah sorry!” Y/N is still being loud but it’s nothing compared to the way she’d yelled only a second ago. “Jesus, I’m so sorry; that scared me so bad.”

Kenma feels himself relax against his chair, mentally sighing as he glances back at Kuroo with a clear expression of relief. “She’s good?”

“Yeah,” he nods, swallowing unsteadily. “Fuck, did you hear her?”

“Are you kidding? I think the whole street heard her,” he jokes and Kenma can’t help but smile. Leave it to his best friend to be able to relieve such a massive amount of tension with one simple sentence.

“Your roommate heard me?” Her voice practically exudes embarrassment.

He chuckles, “Yeah, I think you both gave us a heart attack.”

“Oh no,” she groans. “I’m seriously so sorry.”

“What even happened?” (Translation: what the fuck made you react like that?)

“I was just focused on building a house and then a bird or something - I don’t even know what it was - slammed against my window.” She pauses and Kenma can hear her release a deep breath. “It scared the absolute shit out of me.”

“Okay I guess that’s fair.” He feels something tap against his shoulder and turns to look at Kuroo’s questioning expression. “A bird hit her window,” Kenma elaborates for him.

His roommate suddenly laughs, “I think chat was more worried than we are.”

Oh noooooo

Poor Y/N 😥

She needs therapy after that 💀

“They like her more than both of us combined,” Kenma confirms.

Y/N makes a disapproving noise, “I wouldn’t be so sure about that.”

“Here wait,” Kenma says to pretty much no one as he grabs his headphone splitter and the second headset he always has on hand. After plugging everything in, he adjusts his microphone and wheels in another chair so that both men will be able to talk to her. “Okay, my roommate can hear you now by the way, Y/N.”

“Oh. Hi there roommate!”

Kenma frowns as he turns back around in game to start heading for the surface, “Why didn’t you sound that chipper earlier?”

Y/N doesn’t get a chance to respond before Kuroo does for her. “Because I’m better than you.”

Complete silence.

“You’re not even going to try to deny it huh?” He shakes his head, still trying to find his way through the maze of a cave he’d somehow managed to trap himself in.

“I don’t know; I’d feel mean if I did,” she responds without an ounce of hesitation.

“Yeah why are you forcing her to do stuff, Kenma,” Kuroo suddenly chimes in with a teasing tone.

“Fuck you Kuro. No one asked you.”

Kuroo reels back in his chair, as though Kenma had physically slapped him in the face. “Um wow okay. I can really feel the lo-.”

“Finally,” Kenma (accidentally) interrupts as he sees sunlight shining down into the cave. “I’m coming up by the way.”

“Wait, already?” Y/N sounds strangely panicked.

Kenma nods slowly even though she can’t see him. “Why,” he can’t help but feel suspicious now after her reaction.

“I haven’t finished building yet.”

He begins towering his way out of the hole, “I’m sure it’s not that ba-.” He suddenly stops as he sees a building in the distance.

“I’m sorry, you said you aren’t done?” His roommate says beside him, basically voicing Kenma's exact thoughts as he sprints towards the house.

“What the actual fuck this is amazing.” Kenma marvels as he opens what he can only assume is the front door. “How did you do this in two hours?”

Her character suddenly runs over, crouching in front of him and dropping something on the ground. “I might not be super amazing at PVP, but I’ve been building since I was in elementary school.” Kenma scoots forward to pick up the item, his eyebrows furrowing when he realizes it’s a bed.

“What’s this for?”

“I wasn’t sure which room you’d want so I just decided I’d let you pick,” she explains.

Kuroo nudges Kenma's shoulder with his own, “That was really nice of her. Right kenma?”

But he's strangely at a loss for words because he just can’t get over the fact that, “She made it red.” His head tilts, “Why’d you make it red?”

“Oh,” she seems surprised by the question. “I don’t really know. I just thought it suited you, I guess.”

“Hm,” he hums in acknowledgement, making his way over to the first room he sees and placing it beside the purple bed already placed against the wall. “Why don’t we just have the same bedroom?”

“Ooohh,” Kuroo drags out. (Kenma had completely forgotten he was there.) “Putting your bed next to her’s huh?”

Apparently they both decide that it’s better to ignore him this time because all Y/N says is, “Why would we share a bedroom?”

Kenma blinks, he thought the reason was obvious. “So then we have more room for other stuff in the house instead of constantly needing to build for more space.”

“Oh. Okay yeah that makes sense.”

His best friend suddenly reaches over to press his mute key for discord, “Kenma’s got moves guys.”

“Shut up.”

~~~

Kenma enjoys streaming with her that night. He really, really does.

But again, he’s doing this out of guilt.

Or at least that’s what he tells himself when he ends up messaging her again that very next day.

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